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by Enforcer
15 Sep 2024, 12:44
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Baku 2024
Replies: 17
Views: 5165

Re: Reject of the Race - Baku 2024

Sainz: Lets Perez get alongside by being greedy and trying to attack Charl. And then isn't careful about where he puts his car, taking out Perez and landing himself with a big fat DNF. Williams: Despite a very handy double points finish, I can't let that airbox mistake pass. HM: Hamilton: Just wtf ...
by Enforcer
21 Jul 2024, 14:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary 2024
Replies: 8
Views: 4522

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary 2024

Yuki Tsunoda: More points whilst Riccy gets none.

Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri: Goes against my normal views on IIDOTR, but I do have to note them for behaving better than their team.
by Enforcer
21 Jul 2024, 14:48
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2024
Replies: 19
Views: 8490

Re: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2024

McLaren entirely mishandled the race by pitting Lando to protect against a non-existent threat from Hamilton, and then indulged in absolutely ass-backwards logic by telling Lando that he "needs the team and Piastri to win a Championship" whilst simultaneously wanting to drop Lando behind ...
by Enforcer
07 Jul 2024, 15:34
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Britain 2024
Replies: 15
Views: 7223

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Britain 2024

Between:

Nico Hulkenberg: Another P6 and never looked out of place there either.

And Stroll: P7 and ahead of his team mate.

HM to Tsunoda for another point in the VisaCashApp shitbox.

I can't give it Hamilton cos that goes against how I view IIDOTR. It's not Driver of the Day.
by Enforcer
07 Jul 2024, 15:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Britain 2024
Replies: 17
Views: 7987

Re: Reject of the Race - Britain 2024

McLaren's Strategists: 1. Didn't double stack Piastri, which would've cost him 4 or 5s. Instead they sent him around for another lap which cost him 20s. Maybe they didn't think it'd be that bad, but surely they had to know that best case, it'd cost him 7 or 8s. 2. Poor information given to Norris. ...
by Enforcer
30 Jun 2024, 14:33
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Austria 2024
Replies: 17
Views: 8307

Re: Reject of the Race - Austria 2024

Max Verstappen: Overdid his attempt to squeeze Lando and collided with him, screwing both of them over. It's compounded by the fact that it wasn't necessary, as either Max or his team should've realised that Lando was imminently going to get a penalty, meaning that even if Max dropped behind him, a...
by Enforcer
23 Jun 2024, 14:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Spain 2024
Replies: 13
Views: 5600

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Spain 2024

Alpine: Surprisingly non-terrible. But one has to wonder how much of it was down to Aston and especially RB being awful.
by Enforcer
23 Jun 2024, 14:36
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Spain 2024
Replies: 23
Views: 9624

Re: Reject of the Race - Spain 2024

Norris' Start: Depriving us of a non-Max win. RB VisaCashApp Elon Musk 420 bitcoin 69 Whatever it's called: Pure garbage. Riccy made a late charge to make them less miserable, but on the whole they were only faster than Williams. Joking HM - The GPRejects Discord: For taking until now to realise th...
by Enforcer
21 Jun 2024, 19:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Spanish Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 11
Views: 4831

Re: 2024 Spanish Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

Can't be bothered with a witty title this week Grand Prix 1. Norris 2. Max 3. Sainz 4. Hamilton 5. Piastri 6. Leclerc 7. Perez 8. Russell 9. Gasly 10. Tsunoda Pole: Norris Fastest Lap: Hamilton First Retirement: Bottas ROTR: Ricciardo IIDOTR: Sainz DBTMOTR: Ricciardo LP: Sargeant FTP: Ocon YF: Bott...
by Enforcer
07 Jun 2024, 14:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Canadian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 11
Views: 4836

Re: 2024 Canadian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2024 Rain in 5 Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Norris 3. Leclerc 4. Sainz 5. Piastri 6. Perez 7. Russell 8. Hamilton 9. Tsunoda 10. Alonso Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Leclerc First Retirement: Sergeant ROTR: "Rain in 5" IIDOTR: Alonso (random stab at it) DBTMOTR: Sergeant LP: Zhou FTP: Gasl...
by Enforcer
24 May 2024, 16:41
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Monaco Grand Prix Predicament Predictions
Replies: 13
Views: 6252

Re: 2024 Monaco Grand Prix Predicament Predictions

2024 Boring Grand Prix That Shouldn't Exist Anymore 1. Max Verstappen 2. Charles Leclerc 3. Sergio Perez 4. Lewis Hamilton 5. Lando Norris 6. Oscar Piastri 7. Carlos Sainz 8. George Russell 9. Fernando Alonso 10. Yuki Tsunoda Pole: Max Verstappen Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen First Retirement: A. Sto...
by Enforcer
17 May 2024, 09:58
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Emilia Romagna Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 14
Views: 6473

Re: 2024 Emilia Romagna Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2024 Something Something Ayrton Senna 30 year Anniversary Something Something Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Norris 3. Perez 4. Leclerc 5. Piastri 6. Sainz 7. Alonso 8. Hamilton 9. Russell 10. Tsunoda Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Norris First Retirement: Hulkenberg ROTR: Alpine IIDOTR: Alonso DBTMOTR...
by Enforcer
05 May 2024, 22:25
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2024
Replies: 16
Views: 7155

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2024

HM: Tsunoda for, once again, pulling the RB Cash App VISA Crypto Bitcoin Elon Musk 420 69 whatever its called to 7th. But Riccy will get all the headlines for being 4th in the sprint.

My boy get no respect.
by Enforcer
05 May 2024, 21:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Miami 2024
Replies: 25
Views: 10112

Re: Reject of the Race - Miami 2024

K-Mag for accumulating an absolutely hilarious amount of penalties.
by Enforcer
05 May 2024, 21:40
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2024
Replies: 16
Views: 7155

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2024

Norris . Don't even bother holding the poll. Won on merit. He had Verstappen entirely under control on hards that you have to speculate that he'd have won even without the SC. This is why I keep saying that we should hold IIDOTR for when it's deserved and stop awarding it for the sake of awarding i...
by Enforcer
03 May 2024, 16:11
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Miami Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 12
Views: 5053

Re: 2024 Miami Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2024 Liberty are weak for not having Imola this weekend Grand Prix S1: Verstappen S2: Leclerc S3: Perez S4: Sainz S5: Norris S6: Russell S7: Hamilton S8: Piastri Sprint Pole: Verstappen First Retirement or None: None 1. Verstappen 2. Perez 3. Sainz 4. Leclerc 5. Norris 6. Hamilton 7. Piastri 8. Rus...
by Enforcer
21 Apr 2024, 10:47
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - China 2024
Replies: 12
Views: 5713

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - China 2024

IceG wrote: 21 Apr 2024, 09:03 Nothing was infinite and improbable. Despite all the safety cars and shenanigans what I posted elsewhere was correct:
This. We need to stop awarding IIDOTR unless it's actually deserved.
by Enforcer
21 Apr 2024, 10:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - China 2024
Replies: 14
Views: 6618

Re: Reject of the Race - China 2024

Kevin Magnussen: For his amateur sim racer dive bomb on Tsunoda.

Troll: Probably not entirely his fault, but the screw ups just keep coming.
by Enforcer
18 Apr 2024, 16:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 14
Views: 5704

Re: 2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2024 Struggling to Care GP S1: Verstappen S2: Leclerc S3: Sainz S4: Perez S5: Hamilton S6: Alonso S7: Russell S8: Norris Sprint Pole: Verstappen First Retirement: None 1) Verstappen 2) Perez 3) Leclerc 4) Sainz 5) Hamilton 6) Norris 7) Piastri 8) Russell 9) Alonso 10) Tsunoda Pole: Verstappen Faste...
by Enforcer
28 Mar 2024, 16:18
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Guardian F1 track quiz
Replies: 16
Views: 6131

Re: Guardian F1 track quiz

Ditto.

Got Phoenix and Dallas mixed up
by Enforcer
26 Mar 2024, 10:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Australian GP 2024 ROTR
Replies: 21
Views: 7989

Re: Australian GP 2024 ROTR

Mercedes: Even if we take the Russell incident as being Nando's fault, still not a good race for them. Williams: As above, not letting them away with that chassis swap. Sargeant screwed over for no points. Ricciardo: Retire, old man. Whilst Williams might not have scored points with Albon, the addi...
by Enforcer
24 Mar 2024, 10:27
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Australian GP 2024 ROTR
Replies: 21
Views: 7989

Re: Australian GP 2024 ROTR

Mercedes: Even if we take the Russell incident as being Nando's fault, still not a good race for them.

Williams: As above, not letting them away with that chassis swap. Sargeant screwed over for no points.

Ricciardo: Retire, old man.
by Enforcer
24 Mar 2024, 10:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Australian GP 2024 IIDOTR
Replies: 14
Views: 5697

Re: Australian GP 2024 IIDOTR

Tsunoda: Just give this man the Red Bull seat and bin off Danny Ric already.
by Enforcer
22 Mar 2024, 14:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Australian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 13
Views: 5426

Re: 2024 Australian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2024 taking a punt on anyone but Max Grand Prix 1. Charles Leclerc 2. Max Verstappen 3. Carlos Sainz 4. Fernando Alonso 5. Sergio Perez 6. George Russell 7. Lance Troll 8. Lewis Hamilton 9. Lando Norris 10. Oscar Piastri Pole: Charles Leclerc Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen First Retirement: Does Sarge...
by Enforcer
07 Mar 2024, 18:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 18
Views: 7027

Re: 2024 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2024 Alonso practice hype is (almost) real Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Alonso 3. Leclerc 4. Perez 5. Russell 6. Norris 7. Hamilton 8. Bearman 9. Piastri 10. Stroll Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen First Retirement: Zhou ROTR: Alpine IIDOTR: Alonso DBTMOTR: Stroll LP: Sargeant FTP: Bottas YF...
by Enforcer
26 Feb 2024, 09:34
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 18
Views: 5688

Re: 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2024 Maxwinslol episode 1 of 24. 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Norris 4. Sainz 5. Perez 6. Hamilton 7. Russell 8. Piastri 9. Alonso 10. Stroll Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen First Retirement: Magnussen ROTR: Alpine IIDOTR: Norris DBTMOTR: Perez LP: Hulkenberg FTP: Tsunoda YF: Magnussen Wors...
by Enforcer
26 Nov 2023, 14:35
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Abou Diaby 2023
Replies: 12
Views: 7901

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Abou Diaby 2023

Yuki: Led race. Was frequently in the top 5 and still finished 8th despite a one-stop strategy from Torro Rosso that may not have been optimal. imo, he's more deserving of a shot at the Red Bull seat than Riccy.
by Enforcer
26 Nov 2023, 14:33
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Abou Diaby 2023
Replies: 21
Views: 12137

Re: Reject of the Race - Abou Diaby 2023

Crofty: "There's no verstoppen Verstappen!!!"
by Enforcer
24 Nov 2023, 18:51
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 16
Views: 10308

Re: 2023 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2023 Red Bull turn their engines down a little bit Grand Prix Double Points cos I haven't used them. 1. Charles Leclerc 2. Max Verstappen 3. Lando Norris 4. Sergio Perez 5. Lewis Hamilton 6. Fernando Alonso 7. George Russell 8. Lance Stroll 9. Oscar Piastri 10. Pierre Gasly PP: Charles Leclerc FL: M...
by Enforcer
17 Nov 2023, 18:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 14
Views: 7715

Re: 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2023 Total Sh!tshow Grand Prix 1. Charl (might as well have a punt that Ferrari somehow won't bathplug it up) 2. Hamilton 3. Verstappen 4. Perez 5. Sainz 6. Alonso 7. Stroll 8. Norris 9. Russell 10. Gasly PP: Charl FL: Sainz First Retirement: Russell ROTR: 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix IIDOTR: Charl DB...
by Enforcer
05 Nov 2023, 20:07
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Brazil 2023
Replies: 19
Views: 14769

Re: Reject of the Race - Brazil 2023

Mercedes: GP2 engine?
by Enforcer
03 Nov 2023, 18:25
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Sao Paolo Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 12
Views: 6345

Re: 2023 Sao Paolo Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2023 F1 Season by the Numbers S1: Verstappen S2: Leclerc S3: Norris S4: Perez S5: Hamilton S6: Sainz S7: Russell S8: Piastri 1. Verstappen 2. Perez 3. Hamilton 4. Norris 5. Sainz 6. Leclerc 7. Russell 8. Piastri 9. Gasly 10. Alonso PP: Verstappen FL: Verstappen First Retirement: Stroll ROTR: Aston ...
by Enforcer
28 Oct 2023, 00:37
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 13
Views: 5496

Re: 2023 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2023 Sod it, might as well take a punt on a Perez miracle Grand Prix. 1. Perez 2. Verstappen 3. Norris 4. Leclerc 5. Hamilton 6. Sainz 7. Piastri 8. Russell 9. Ricciardo 10. Ocon PP: Verstappen FL: Ricciardo First Retirement: Stroll ROTR: Aston Martin IIDOTR: Perez DBTMOTR: Sargeant LP: Sargeant Ft...
by Enforcer
22 Oct 2023, 20:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - USA 2023
Replies: 19
Views: 10268

Re: Reject of the Race - USA 2023

Leclerc / Leclerc's strategist: Not sure who's fault it was, but that was miserable.
by Enforcer
22 Oct 2023, 20:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - USA 2023
Replies: 15
Views: 7790

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - USA 2023

Tsunoda: Another 2 points in the shitbox whilst everyone makes doe eyes at Lawson & Riccy.
by Enforcer
20 Oct 2023, 19:44
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 United States Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 13
Views: 5859

Re: 2023 United States Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Lando Please Do Something. For the Love of God Somehow Stop Max S1: Norris S2: Verstappen S3: Hamilton S4: Piastri S5: Russel S6: Perez S7: Leclerc S8: Sainz 1. Nor--- nah. Can't. Verstappen. 2. Norris 3. Sainz 4. Hamilton 5. Perez 6. Piastri 7. Alonso 8. Leclerc 9. Russell 10. Gasly PP: Verstappen...
by Enforcer
08 Oct 2023, 22:19
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Qatar 2023
Replies: 23
Views: 11443

Re: Reject of the Race - Qatar 2023

Just dropping by to add +1 to mario's nomination. Holding a race in these temps could've very easily done someone a serious injury. Suppose a driver had completely passed out (Stroll said he was having brief blackouts) at an inopportune point on the racetrack and just full throttled straight into a ...