Grand Prix Rejects

"My Mum thinks you're really FIT!" ".....well she's right, although to be perfectly honest my personal trainer would disagree with her slightly athough I can still fit into the most ridiculous pair of tight white pants if she cares to press the red button on Sunday (that's not a euph...

"S**t!........ where the *!?@ did my Audi go?

JV is old grey and bald. Saying that we have now Schumacher (possibly both brothers!) De La Rossa and now J.V. F1 should have 2 classes. Young and Old. With respect, being ageist about it isn't the point is it? It's about the fact that some older drivers can still cut it and some cant. Just like so...

With the rate of old drivers coming back to the series, we should soon hear that Jan Lammers has been confirmed as Campos' second driver. Screw Lammers, I just heard that Stirling Moss has decided that he wants one more shot on the drivers title, and has signed at Campos. (Oxymoron as those express...

Not a headline, but a ridiculously funny line from AUTOFART....

kowalski wrote:I don't understand some people...

How can even the possibility of JV and half shumacher in the same team not be the greatest F1 Reject news of the year???

OMG that's brilliant! How did I miss that pun for all those years?

I'm deffo nicking that!

coops wrote:

FerrariStu wrote:What about the possibility of JV teaming up with Ralf?

Now that really would be team to watch!!!!!

If by "watch" you mean "laugh at" then you're right.

a veritable "chuckle Brothers" indeed. More like "Mr Grumpy & Mr Crash".

MinardiFan95 wrote:I don't know what could be worse; JV releasing a new album of rubbish folk songs or JV racing for Stefan GP (which would mean I would now have to support Campos).

What about the possibility of JV teaming up with Ralf?

Now that really would be team to watch!!!!!

coops wrote:What a knobhead he looks. Who wants a world champion who does stuff like this? Please tell me this is a pic that someone has stuck JVs (balding) melon on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXbiBdWLoDg


Watch & Weep!

http://www.autosport.com/news/grapevine.php/id/81566 http://www.lessignets.com/signetsdiane/calendrier/images/fev/19/2/Private_Paradise_gr.jpg Now deleted on Amazon.com Jacques (effing) Villeneuve could return to making crap Folk albums again this year if the Stefan GP team doesn't sign him up for ...

Planet Autopass F1 News pit Live!.com News - where No News is F1 News! Original "News" Report: http://www.motorsport.com/news/article.asp?ID=356840&FS=F1 http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41188000/jpg/_41188433_shumis203.jpg 'Schu factor' drives higher Australian GP ticket sales a...

Right, as the driver market is almost settled.. I thought it'd be a great time to start off the DBTM predictions 2010 Mclaren 1. JB 2. LH DBTM = LH (one can hope) Mercedes 3. MS 4. NR DBTM = NR (Ross will make him the biggest MS supporter in F1) RedBull 5. SV 6. MW DBTM = MW (sorry guys) Ferrari 7....

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2558/howett.jpg John Howett (Toyota Team Principal and part-time Baldrick lookalike) has today announced the early deliberations of the new FOTALPWG (Formula One Teams Association Launch Party Working Group), which Flavio Briatore claims was his idea but no-one believ...

he has to fit in the car first

Another "get-well" post-card from Kimi (Found in a Finnish lost-letter office.....)

CarlosFerreira wrote:I won't be bitching, and I do find this amusing; but is it me or has all the energy that was devoted to criticizing Bourdais and Piquet all landed on Raikkonen's door? Give the man a break...

well, you know what they say!, if the unfeasibly oversized gangsta cap fits........

http://www.iltalehti.fi/formulat/200...92273_fo.shtml "Massa thinks Kimi is cold" "- Hän ei soittanut minulle. Kuulin kuljettajien lähettämät tervehdykset minulle, ja hänen puheensa oli kaikkein lyhin. Hän oli lähettänyt minulle postikortin, joka ei tullut perille. Sellainenhan Kimi ...

A bit of Nostalgia for you. As the Concorde agreement is finally signed and the dust settles on months of bickering in F1, it felt appropriate somehow to pay homage to the FIA/FOTA row/squabble. Performed by "The Khazi Cheeks" (the "difficult second single") and starring Max Mosl...

Nice podcast fellas.

Ruby thanks you for the name check

I thought this was a "Proctology" thread judging by the name of it Nice pics Raz This was the reason i stopped taking photos at Grands Prix. I'd get half a blurred car all the time. At least yours hasn't got a perfectly in focus wire fence in the foreground like most of mine used to have h...

Clearly it's Ralf Schumacher.

In terms of points/$Million "earned"/"written off" he represents the worst value for the WHOLE DECADE!

His overbearing arrogance and lack of ability are eclipsed only by his crashability factor which is off the scale............

I hope FerrariStu doesn't have any objection to us featuring some of his single on the next edition of the podcast... FerrariStu would be honored guys and he looks forward to it immensely (apologies for the singing btw) MP3 file if it makes it any easier for you..... http://rapidshare.com/files/255...

Something I felt compelled to cobble together after Rubens "performance" on Sunday. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBYd9UVBGTs

I believe they call it "consolidating your position" , "damage limitation", "covering your ass".

Had me giggling all the way through will appreciation. Great job as usual guys

As a UK terrestrial viewer (and licence fee payer) , I would have to say that I thought the red button options were pretty limited to be honest. its not Picture in Picture stuff, its 2 pictures that aren't big enough stuff. Not really very useful. The leader board is info you would get on the main p...

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new challenger! It's none other than the reigning World Champion himself, Mr. Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton , who has quite literally just been disqualified from the Australian Grand Prix for what the stewards describe as "providing evidence deliberately misleadi...

Frentzen127 wrote:In my opinion at least, Eddie Jordan is WIN.
No matter what he does or what he says.
Except courtrooms. If he's in court you just KNOW he's going to lose.

Eddie Jordan (sorry for those who don't get to see BBC coverage - at least you don't have to listen to the EJ it). After the race, they handed "back to the Studio" for sound only and the first thing he said was ... "When I was growing up in Ireland all those years ago........" - ...