Grand Prix Rejects

SDHammer

Aaahh pooo its chopped the nose off the image upload.

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Here are two potential interpretations of the Martini livery for the Williams from CdeB Design. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_MA0CKy1YsI/UvqzMSlujBI/AAAAAAAACfs/sky21tvtBDE/s1600/Williams+2014.png and my favourite of the two http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wKdGcli_aEU/UvqeJAp1CZI/AAAAAAAACfc/gytUfDLJt3c/s160...

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I think the Marussia is disappointing without the ant-eater nose it would be the best looking car launchesd so far. Currently that honour goes to the Merc.

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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:

Vijay: For god sake Flavio stop doing that that dance Staying Alive finished four songs ago!!!!

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DOSBoot wrote:

Adam Sandler announces he is to swap jobs with Alonso. Allowing Fernando to film Waterboy 2!!!

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Hey are those real?

Mark Webber:- The one with the hat is I'm not sure about the other one.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Monaco_Grand_Prix

1980 Monaco GP was 5 days after i was born (I was born on the 13th May 1980). The first ever World Championship was exactly 30 years before I was born.

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As Giovanni's Manager he apologies for his youthful exuberance, he'll take number 17.

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I would like to claim the Sauber Number 16 seat for my Italian alter ego Giovanni Merisi.

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I wonder if one on the Spanish GP2 guys like Soucek, Valles or Clos would be up for the second seat. They might be able to persuade the odd Spanish company to back their drive with a Spanish team?

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According to Autosport.com GP2 journeyman Luca Fillipi hasn't given up hopes of an F1 seat next year....even if its just a test drivers role. Personally I think he's only got an outside chance at best.

SDHammer

I got them all too although number 1 had me scratching my head for a bit. I would have been quicker but my spelling was poor.

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Don't forget Colin's little brother Alistair I'm sure he'd have raced against his father in the British championships.

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resir014 wrote:

Ralf, Norbert and Michael smile innocently for the cameras little realising that the Phantom Supergluer has hatched another evil plan.

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Shizuka wrote:

JD'A: STOP MOCKING MEEE!!!!!!

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madmark1974 wrote:
Debaser wrote:

The new Sauber racing overalls makes a snipers job easier

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dr-baker wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:HRT is not black. They're grey.

OK. Close enough though, isn't it? After all, I would enjoy an Andrea Moda/HRT Grand Prix, wouldn't I? And how many other F1 teams ran in black?

Sauber 1993
Shadow
Lotus (with a hint of JPS gold)
Kojima

I'm sure there are more but that all I can think of just now.

SDHammer

Whis wrote:

I love it when a plan comes together

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I was going to win until my engineer told me to be magnanimous.

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WeirdKerr wrote:
Bo Duke makes spectacular debut in F1

Heikki: Its not fair why are all the captions about Mark?????

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http://www.rpstewart.co.uk/uploads/20080126/juniors.jpg Front cover for next month's Gay Times. In recent movie news the bad-guys have been announced for the new Karate Kid remake. Rumours that Mr B Ecclestone has been approached for the role of Mr Miyagi have so far been unsubstantiated.

SDHammer

I'd like to thank my mechanics..oh and the secret overboost system I activate with my elbows.

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andreamodawf1 wrote:Will Klock Motorsport continue, or has it ended. If it has ended, would you like to sell the team to me? I'll give you everything I own (in a virtual pretend way haha). The team will be called Hood F1, as Hood is my last name.

Perhaps you should merge assets and become the Hooded Klok?

SDHammer

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3143/zakspeedpowerboatdc5.jpg Zakspeed test their new front wing using CFD Hahahaha, that's a good one. After surprising success in the pre Grand Prix raft race McLaren and Ferrari immediately ask the FIA for clarification on Zakspeeds wet weather set up.

SDHammer

somehow i always underestimate others intelligence or maybe i overestimate my own intelligence... nah, would be the first option, for sure! "You will never loose money by underestimating the intelligence of the public" - attributed to P.T. Barnum. "There's a sucker born every minute....

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Still doing this Aerond? Yeah, I´ve actually finished the Portuguese GP but haven´t bothered to post the result :p If you bothered to write this, you could have perfectly bothered about writing the review. We want Chris Dagnall, and we want him now! x2 I'm starting to suffer from Dagnall Withdrawl ...

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A guuide to Aerial Photography at high speed by Chris Van Der Drift and Mark Webber

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coops wrote:
F1000X wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:
Vettel does his impersonation of Tomas Enge.

Horner (on radio): Seb is that fumes of outrage or is the car f****d

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http://www.thefunnyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/good-to-be-a-driver-as-it-looks-like-funny-550x358.jpg Mechanic 1: Oh god he's switched himself off again Mechanic 2: have you tried all the steps in the hand book Mechanic 1: yes look I'm pressing the reset button now and nothing Mechanic 2: R...

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This wrote:indeed
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http://www.f1rejects.com/drivers/vandep ... zolder.jpg

sdhammer, you're confusing it with gilette

I know it was deliberate because judging by the razor blade i used this morning I would have had a closer shave using the above car!!!!!!!!

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It wasn't Jarier, it was Johnny Ceccotto and a couple of years later it was Jacques Laffete.

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They also do cars to

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This wrote:Test-driver-reject Leinders is official test driver for belgian manufacturer and fia gt-reject gillet , or at least used to be.

obviously a reject-job, as gillet only makes like maximum 10 cars per year or so

Aahhhh but is he the best test driver a man get get?

SDHammer

Just found info about the following rejects. Phillpe Adams is a sales director for SEAT. Slim Borgudd is head of European Distribution for Radical Cars. Enrico Bertaggia is head of racing for Ferrari UK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sure if the following is a Reject but; Vic Elford is a consult...

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/01/article-0-0AA75A49000005DC-419_634x286.jpg Only Rubens' dry cleaner will know how close he was to the wall. This proves once and for all Schumacher really is the Stig and therefore he knows two facts about ducks and they are both wrong.

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I don't know if this has been mentioned in another thread or indeed on the podcast but Bugatti recently set a new record for fastest production car ever using their new Veyron Super sport. Initally this was driven by Top Gear's James May but he was replaced by Bugatti official test driver who then w...

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Be faster than the Stig by P. McCarthy.

NB: Rumours abound that only one copy was ever printed and that it was bought but someone from Brazil??????????

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Fortune Telling and Predicting the future A.K.A This year will be my year by David Coulthard

Effective chin Protection by M Schumacher & D. Coulthard

Lotus: A platform to the stars by H. Kovalainen and Mark Webber

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The NASCAR car of tomorrow.

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I share my birthday (13th May)

the first world championship Grand Prix
Archie Scott-Brown (I'm unsure of his reject status)

Not very reject worthy to be honest.

Well unless you count the talentless troglodite from the Twilight films.

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