Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)

[Collieafc]

Crash deliberately into Schumacher on the 1st race of the season

Be creashed into deliberately by Schumacher in Jerez

[Klon]

Well, don't feel bad about it, Stupidity is rather normal nowadays.

Point taken

[WeirdKerr]

*BUMP*

it continued....

2009 Italy out at 2nd lesmo on last lap
2010 Italy out at first lesmo on first lap....

[Ed24]

A pity he didn't crash out of the last lap of Spa!

A throttle problem at Abu Dhabi could be the next one.

[razta]

A throttle problem at Abu Dhabi could be the next one.

well being that i'm gonna be there .. i'd love to see that

[James1978]

Shame Mark Webber hasn't tried to take Hamilton round the outside of Turn 7 at Singapore and ended his race but Hamilton survived......

[razta]

surely the crashes in montreal should be here

[Dj_bereta]

2007 canada: win
2008 canada: crash
2010 canada: win
2011 canada: crash

[razta]

2007 canada: win
2008 canada: crash
2010 canada: win
2011 canada: crash

Brilliant.. Symmetry is back!

[razta]

Crashing while overtaking, or being overtaken/lapped

yes!! he did it!! JB and ham

[whatisdeletrazdoing]

Crash into the harbor at Monaco, then crash into the harbor at Valencia, then crash into the harbor at Singapore.
Bridge collapses while Hamilton is driving on it...crash
tunnel collapses at Abu Dhabi on his car...crash

[DanielPT]

2007 canada: win
2008 canada: crash
2010 canada: win
2011 canada: crash

At Canada 2008: He doesn't see Raikkonen stopped and crashes into him on the pits.
At Canada 2011: Button doesn't see him behind and makes him crash into the pit wall.

[razta]

Few more Crashes:
Crashing while trying to over take : Canada '11, Jenson
Crashing while being overtaken (repassed) : Spa '11, Koby (actually that's while overtaken/being overtaken)
Crashing on slowdown lap : Spa '11 End of Q2, Pastor

[Shizuka]

Monza

2007 - 2nd
2008 - 7th
2009 - crashes on final lap
2010 - crashes on first lap
2011 - ... 7th? 2nd?

[TomWazzleshaw]

2011 - ... 7th? 2nd?

2011: Crash on lap 27

[razta]

I keep saying, I bet every time he does one of his stupid moves he yells "Senna!!!" inside his helmet before he does it. You know like kids on a playground playing football/soccer might yell "Beckham!!!" before they shoot for goal.

[Pointrox]

Crash into the styrofoam ad and retire after this (RotR guaranteed!)
Crash when driving backwards - gearbox failure anyone?
Crash into one of already retired cars
Crash into his teammate and do a backflip (Christian Fittipaldi style!)
Crash into the tractor (something Tonio Liuzzi accomplished at Nurburgring in 2007, but still has to be done big style - go for it, Lewis!)
Stall the car and let someone crash into him
Crash into someone who stalled

[WeirdKerr]

drive so fast he crosses timestreams and forces himself off the road thus causing a paradox or something......

[IdeFan]

I keep saying, I bet every time he does one of his stupid moves he yells "Senna!!!" inside his helmet before he does it. You know like kids on a playground playing football/soccer might yell "Beckham!!!" before they shoot for goal.

On our playground, hand balls were ok as long as you yelled "Maradona!" or "Hand of God!"

Caused an incident on a slowing down lap. (Malaysia 2008)
Victim of incident on a slowing down lap. (Spa 2011)

[TomWazzleshaw]

Here's another one:

Demoted to third place after a penalty (Belgium 2008)
Promoted to third place after a penalty (Australia 2009)*

*Before he got disqualified for telling fibs

[nome66]

Nascar-style putting someone in the wall
Being put into the wall Nascar-style

[Bleu]

Flip after colliding with someone
Another driver to flip because of crash with Hamilton

[razta]

not a crash, but...
Valencia 2011
Team Radio: Lewis, we need you to slow down and look after the tyres
LH: I can't go any slower!

Few laps later..
Team Radio: Ok Lewis, we need you to go faster
LH: I can't go any faster!

[Dj_bereta]

Damaged right side of front wing: Canada
Damaged left side of front wing: Singapore

[TomWazzleshaw]

Hit by someone in left rear: Singapore 2010
Hits someone's left rear: Singapore 2011

[razta]

Hit by someone in left rear: Singapore 2010
Hits someone's left rear: Singapore 2011

[Phoenix]

I know it isn't Hamilton, but I'll go ahead regardless...

Heikki Kovalainen's Lotus' rear end catching fire on the last laps of the 2010 Singapore GP

and

Heikki Kovalainen's Lotus' brakes (front of the car) catching fire at one of the FP sessions of the 2011 Singapore GP.

[AdrianSutil]

Hit by someone in left rear: Singapore 2010
Hits someone's left rear: Singapore 2011

It was actually Massa's right rear

[TomWazzleshaw]

Hit by someone in left rear: Singapore 2010
Hits someone's left rear: Singapore 2011

It was actually Massa's right rear

Even better

[razta]

What made it even funny was Brundle was halfway through explaining that this was the same place last year where lew..*BUMP*

[Shizuka]

What made it even funny was Brundle was halfway through explaining that this was the same place last year where lew..*BUMP*

He jinxed it

[razta]

What made it even funny was Brundle was halfway through explaining that this was the same place last year where lew..*BUMP*

He jinxed it

should go down as a GMIF1P or a proper COMMENTATORS CURSE!

[Aerospeed]

I was just thinking about McLaren saying "there's gonna be a safety car.." then I thought that Lewis crashed out last year

[Ed24]

Hamilton's hit Massa's left rear wheel three times now (Monza 2010, Monaco 2011, India 2011), and his right rear once (Singapore 2011), so now he just needs to start hitting the front wheels to address the lack of a symmetrical pattern!

[Bleu]

He has once hit right front wheel - Japan 2008. Massa's fault in that case.

[Ed24]

Yes, good point. Actually, I think he hit Massa's left front as well at India when Massa's car spun into his. He also probably hit Massa's left front with that move at Silverstone.

So he has hit all 4 of Massa's wheels!