F1RWRS - A computerised F1Reject series

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 21 Jun 2011, 09:28

Dagnall is looking for a Junior Team for the 2014 season, it could be one of those or Virgin Intercorse, given that Kostas doesn´t appear. But won´t make a choice until the end of the season.

As for Calinetic, Prospec and CR, if nobody wants them maybe they should say goodbye.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 21 Jun 2011, 09:29

the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Frank Zimmer wrote:Oh yeah! One race and out of pre-quali! I haven't enjoyed racing this much since... well, since before I joined Melrose's team.

By the way, I'm willing to sell off Prospec, Calinetic and CR. Any takers?

Daniel Melrose wrote:OI! If it wasn't for me you would have retired at the end of last season. And remember I was the person that saved your F1 career back at the end of 2008 when Honda pulled out.

Anyways I might be willing to take over one of your teams but I'll need to know their current financial situation, end of season financial position, equipment, driver stats and price of each of your teams. So get to work Mr Davies.

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 21 Jun 2011, 09:50

Wizzie wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Frank Zimmer wrote:Oh yeah! One race and out of pre-quali! I haven't enjoyed racing this much since... well, since before I joined Melrose's team.

By the way, I'm willing to sell off Prospec, Calinetic and CR. Any takers?

Daniel Melrose wrote:OI! If it wasn't for me you would have retired at the end of last season. And remember I was the person that saved your F1 career back at the end of 2008 when Honda pulled out.

Anyways I might be willing to take over one of your teams but I'll need to know their current financial situation, end of season financial position, equipment, driver stats and price of each of your teams. So get to work Mr Davies.

Current financial situation:
Hmm, let's see, I think Prospec has sod all, but Calinetic and CR should have just gotten their pay driver pay-outs.

End of season financial situation:
Why does that matter?

Equipment:
Prospec is all Lambo, CR is Life, and Calinetic is Zakspeed-Ford HB I.

Driver stats:
Aerond? Help?

Price:
Work it out yourself.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 21 Jun 2011, 09:52

Daniel Martins wrote:There was not much more I could've done. Let's try and improve at the next race for a good haul of points.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 21 Jun 2011, 12:05

I have one question. One does not have to drive in the team which he owns, doesn't he?

Tropico announce F1RWRS bid

The island republic Tropico, known for its delicious bananas, has announced to take a spot in the F1RWRS with a national team. The smallest recognized nation in the world (187 inhabitants) has been led by a mysterious figure only known as El Presidente for the last 34 years.

"Yes, indeed. The glorious Presidente was looking to buy a F1RWRS team. Talks have already been done and it is only a matter of time until we can announce the glorious birth of Tropico Grand Prix.", a speaker of the government said to the press a few days ago.

Apparentely, El Presidente is planning on leaving the management of the team to a council of German motorsport experts.

tl;dr - I will buy CR and rename it Tropico Grand Prix.

While we are at it: hey, SuperAguri, we need to get on with the trial lest we won't finish it within this season.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 21 Jun 2011, 17:38

Sammy Jones wrote:Bah another double retirement, that's particularly frustrating, it's now been a while since either of us have scored points and I think we need to find some solutions from within the team fast. However on a more positive note it's great to have got ourselves out of pre-qualifying for the second half of the season, and I dare say we almost certainly won't be faced with it for the 2014 season either. Poor old McAllister is virtually guaranteed to stay there and not get anywhere near us on the race weekend anymore, and he can sit there and stuff his face with waffles for all I care, getting fat and lazy in his old age, and besides he should have realised that Castrol Jones Racing is a professional organisation that employs it's own range of gourmet chefs who serve up some of the finest food in the paddock! So there!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jun 2011, 00:13

Sammy Jones wrote:Bah another double retirement, that's particularly frustrating, it's now been a while since either of us have scored points and I think we need to find some solutions from within the team fast. However on a more positive note it's great to have got ourselves out of pre-qualifying for the second half of the season, and I dare say we almost certainly won't be faced with it for the 2014 season either. Poor old McAllister is virtually guaranteed to stay there and not get anywhere near us on the race weekend anymore, and he can sit there and stuff his face with waffles for all I care, getting fat and lazy in his old age, and besides he should have realised that Castrol Jones Racing is a professional organisation that employs it's own range of gourmet chefs who serve up some of the finest food in the paddock! So there!

Phoenix McAllister wrote:Actually, Mr. Jones, you have no right to call me old since we more or less have the same age. And I haven't heard a single praise about your food; Ron's waffles, on the other hand, are earning us a handy and tasty side profit. And I may have a new, better engine on the fringes should I fail to prequalify for the next event...

PS: could we earn some extra credits selling waffles on the paddock?

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 22 Jun 2011, 01:00

Phoenix wrote:PS: could we earn some extra credits selling waffles on the paddock?

Don't give Wizzie ideas

Actually, maybe we can cook the waffles and roast the popcorn over the flames of Foxdale's engines :lol:

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 22 Jun 2011, 07:29

Autosport wrote:Simpson: "I'll buy Prospec... if no one else does."
After the current owners of the Prospec team announced that they may be selling out at the end of 2013, current driver Dave Simpson has announced that he will buy the Prospec team, but only if there are no other potential buyers. Simpson was quoted as saying that he's already co-owned a team and struggled with racing (the 2012 season where he only scored twice and failed to qualify a number of times) and does not want to repeat that if he purchases Prospec. He also thinks that his former teammate, Daniel Melrose has struggled since buying the former JLD Motorsport team.
Autosport can confirm that there are already a number of potential buyers for Prospec, including Chris Dagnall and Automobilli Lamborghini.

Post by **tommykl** » 22 Jun 2011, 08:03

Thomas De Bock wrote:All I can say is YESYESYESYESYESYEEEEEEEEEES! Win number three of my F1RWRS career and fourth in the championship. It's just amazing to win again, and I'm still getting used to the feeling of victory. Aurelien's a bit more experienced in that field, having won earlier in his career than I did, and it's great that he took third, to give us second in the Constructor's title. YES!

Aurelien Moll wrote:Well, what can I say? The car held together, we had pace throughout the event aand it's a great result for me, especially after starting so far back. It's usually Tom that has to work his way back up! But it's amazing to sit third in the championship. Rhys is just incredibly consistent and I'd like to congratulate him on his job so far, while I fear Mark is uncatchable in the near future. I mean, how can he just win all those races like that?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Jun 2011, 18:44

the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Phoenix wrote:PS: could we earn some extra credits selling waffles on the paddock?

Don't give Wizzie ideas

Actually, maybe we can cook the waffles and roast the popcorn over the flames of Foxdale's engines

Only if we can take 10% of the profits. And add hotdogs and onions to the menu. And frites et mayo!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 24 Jun 2011, 04:54

Aerond, would it be alright if I were to start a feeder category to the F1RWRS using GP4 next season?

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 24 Jun 2011, 06:43

My reaction to the waffles

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 Jun 2011, 09:42

And Top Gear have already tested the V8 food blender!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Jun 2011, 14:17

dr-baker wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Phoenix wrote:PS: could we earn some extra credits selling waffles on the paddock?

Don't give Wizzie ideas

Actually, maybe we can cook the waffles and roast the popcorn over the flames of Foxdale's engines

Only if we can take 10% of the profits. And add hotdogs and onions to the menu. And frites et mayo!

Who knows, if my team is suffering in prequalifying I might try a turbo engine myself and not require your services :lol:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 Jun 2011, 14:31

Phoenix wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Don't give Wizzie ideas

Actually, maybe we can cook the waffles and roast the popcorn over the flames of Foxdale's engines

Only if we can take 10% of the profits. And add hotdogs and onions to the menu. And frites et mayo!

Who knows, if my team is suffering in prequalifying I might try a turbo engine myself and not require your services

I might then be coming to you, asking how to be more reliable...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Jun 2011, 14:33

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Who knows, if my team is suffering in prequalifying I might try a turbo engine myself and not require your services

I might then be coming to you, asking how to be more reliable...

OK, if you tell me how to make the cars much faster. I really need to stick one on Sammy Jones on the track as well as on the microphones.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 Jun 2011, 14:37

Phoenix wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Who knows, if my team is suffering in prequalifying I might try a turbo engine myself and not require your services

I might then be coming to you, asking how to be more reliable...

OK, if you tell me how to make the cars much faster. I really need to stick one on Sammy Jones on the track as well as on the microphones.

Pippa has all the secrets. If you know how to get a secret out of a female, be my guest. :shock:

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 24 Jun 2011, 16:36

dr-baker wrote:Pippa has all the secrets. If you know how to get a secret out of a female, be my guest.

Pretend to have full trust in them and be their heterosexual equivalent of the gay best friend. Don't hope for any "actual fun" though, if you know what I mean. :mrgreen:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Jun 2011, 09:41

Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Pippa has all the secrets. If you know how to get a secret out of a female, be my guest.

Pretend to have full trust in them and be their heterosexual equivalent of the gay best friend. Don't hope for any "actual fun" though, if you know what I mean.

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 26 Jun 2011, 22:36

Accounting updates; after the German GP

HRT: 0 cr.
MRT: 180 cr.
Horizon: 200 cr.
FAT: 260 cr.
Phoenix: 20 cr.
Trueba: 120 cr.
Sunshine: 0 cr.
Dagnall: 0 cr.
Gillet: 0 cr.
SOTL: 100 cr.
Foxdale: 80 cr. (to be inmediately spent on reliability, I understand)
Flying Fish: 100 cr.
Kamaha: 0 cr.
Calinetic: 80 cr.
Prospec: 0 cr.
CR: 160 cr.
Jones: 0 cr.
Virgin: 450 cr.
Arrowtech: 0 cr.
ARC: 0 cr.
GRM: 0 cr.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 26 Jun 2011, 22:41

Aerond wrote:Arrowtech: 0 cr.

And the team is stuck at the back of the grid!!! :cry:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Jun 2011, 01:19

Autosport wrote:Virgin to become MRT title sponsor

Richard Branson's Virgin colgomate of companies has decided to jump ship from the ailing Virgin InterCourse team to join MRT as their new title sponsor next season as Qantas have decided not to renew their contract for next season. Virgin were allegedly in a fierce battle with Dutch oil company Shell for the spot. Richard Branson himself was unavaliable for comment but Daniel Melrose told autosport "This is a enormous deal for the team as we build towards the future. We are obviously disappointed that Qantas decided not to stay on board but with Virgin stepping up to the plate with a 5 year deal we hope with their help we can climb back up to the top of the order."

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 27 Jun 2011, 06:50

I have already threw up the idea of sitting out for several races to help improving reliability only to be ignored by the team boss, wtf?

Post by **Londoner** » 27 Jun 2011, 09:15

SOTL would like to spend their remaining 100 credits on qualifying performance, split 50/50 between the two drivers. Maybe this time around, we can actually get the cars out of the depths where they have been mired all season.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Jun 2011, 10:31

Aerond wrote:Foxdale: 80 cr. (to be inmediately spent on reliability, I understand)

Correct, thank you!

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 01 Jul 2011, 00:08

F1RWRS 2013 - Round 9 - DUTCH GP - Zandvoort

PRE-QUALIFYING

1. Ben Fleet (Foxdale) -- 1.29.951
2. Douglas Mann (Foxdale) -- 1.29.983 (+0.032)
3. Dave McFaste (FAT) -- 1.30.958 (+1.005)
4. Saeed Al Faisal (FAT) -- 1.31.243 (+1.292)
5. Hagane Shizuka (Sunshine) -- 1.32.208 (+2.257)
6. Shinobu Katayama (Sunshine) -- 1.32.291 (+2.340)
7. James Davies (Trueba) -- 1.32.585 (+2.634)
8. John Zimmer (Calinetic) -- 1.32.654 (+2.703)
9. Ron Mignolet (Phoenix) -- 1.33.334 (+3.383)
10. Phoenix McAllister (Phoenix) -- 1.33.537 (+3.586)
11. David Koczo (Calinetic) -- 1.33.540 (+3.589)
12. Damon Cannon (SOTL) -- 1.33.637 (+3.716)
13. Phil McCraken (Virgin Intercorse) -- 1.33.711 (+3.760)
14. Todd Cockburn (Virgin Intercorse) -- 1.33.716 (+3.765)
15. Giovanni Roda (Trueba) -- 1.33.964 (+4.013)
16. Richie White (SOTL) -- 1.34.004 (+4.053)
17. Dean O´Lauchlan (Horizon) -- 1.37.134 (+7.183)
18. Vidal Reyna-Sanchez (Horizon) -- 1.37.977 (+8.026)
19. Darren Older Jr (CR) -- 1.39.567 (+9.616)
20. Fredo Mestolio (CR) -- 1.40.560 (+10.609)

COMBINED RESULTS (Teams in bold go into main qualifying)

1. Foxdale -- 2.59.934
2. FAT -- 3.02.201
3. Sunshine -- 3.04.499
4. Calinetic -- 3.06.194
5. Trueba -- 3.06.549
6. Phoenix -- 3.06.871
7. Virgin Intercorse -- 3.07.427
8. SOTL -- 3.07.641
9. Horizon -- 3.15.111
10. CR -- 3.20.127

QUALIFYING

1. Ben Fleet (Foxdale) -- 1.28.987
2. Dave McFaste (FAT) -- 1.30.953 (+1.966)
3. Kay Lon (Jones) -- 1.31.202 (+2.215)
4. Sammy Jones (Jones) -- 1.31.242 (+2.255)
5. Ashley Watkinson (HRT) -- 1.31.374 (+2.387)
6. Nathan Scott (GRM) -- 1.31.403 (+2.416)
7. Douglas Mann (Foxdale) -- 1.31.415 (+2.428)
8. Yu Hiang Hao (Flying Fish) -- 1.31.419 (+2.432)
9. Saeed Al Faisal (FAT) -- 1.31.493 (+2.506)
10. Jesus Plaza (ARC) -- 1.31.588 (+2.601)
11. Hagane Shizuka (Sunshine) -- 1.31.871 (+2.884)
12. Shinobu Katayama (Sunshine) -- 1.32.035 (+3.048)
13. Nicolas Steele (Kamaha) -- 1.32.044 (+3.057)
14. Chris Dagnall (Dagnall) -- 1.32.079 (+3.092)
15. Mark Dagnall (Dagnall) -- 1.32.198 (+3.211)
16. Daniel Martins (Arrowtech) -- 1.32.499 (+3.512)
17. Thomas de Bock (Gillet) -- 1.32.584 (+3.597)
18. Aurelian Moll (Gillet) -- 1.32.629 (+3.642)
19. Frank Zimmer (GRM) -- 1.32.750 (+3.763)
20. Barii Mori (Kamaha) -- 1.32.790 (+3.803)
21. Nathaniel Spencer (MRT) -- 1.32.792 (+3.805)
22. Colin Pratchett (ARC) -- 1.33.074 (+4.087)
23. Resi Respati (Flying Fish) -- 1.33.079 (+4.092)
24. Rhys Davies (HRT) -- 1.33.253 (+4.266)
25. Dave Simpson (Prospec) -- 1.33.295 (+4.308)
26. Daniel Melrose (Arrowtech) -- 1.33.296 (+4.309)
DNQ. Gary Cameron (Prospec) -- 1.33.452 (+4.465)
DNQ. Phillippe Nicolas (MRT) -- 1.34.330 (+5.343)

RACE

A very exciting race, with things happening from the start to the end!
We got great starts by Nathan Scott (climbing to 4th) and Shizuka (to 7th), with Watkinson doing badly and Plaza incredible as well.

Lap 1:

On lap 2 Nathan Scott car failed so he scored the first retirement. Quickly, the groups in the top 10 define: Fleet and McFaste. Lon, Jones and Plaza fight for 3rd, and Shizuka, Watkinson, Al Faisal and Mann for 6th. On lap 4 Plaza passes Jones for 4th, and two laps later Watkinson passes Shizuka for 6th. Then Shizuka loses to Al Faisal as well. On lap 10 Plaza starts pressing Lon...

... and he passes him one lap later. Watkinson has climbed and passes Jones on lap 15 and we settle into a relative set of dull laps before the first round of pits for the two stoppers. Watkinson is the first man to pit on lap 22, Plaza stops a lap later and he loses position to the HRT. McFaste stops too but he can get ahead of Fleet when the Foxdale driver stops. Shizuka, Mann and both Jones go for one. Meanwhile, Watkinson, on fresh tyres, passes Shizuka, while Katayama retires. McFaste is even better and passes Lon and Fleet in an incredible double move! Fleet takes and extra lap to get rid of the Jones and loses 4 secs in the process.

Meanwhile, Mann loses positions and falls to the bottom of the top 10. Watkinson soon passes Jones for 4th and when Lon pits, he´s clean to go for the podium. Kay Lon passes his teammate at the stop and gains unexpectedly one position! Jones passes Mann too (who hasn´t stopped), but doesn´t have to bother with Shizuka as the Japanese retires when coming out of the pits... Lon passes Mann easily as well and when the Foxdale driver pit he falls to 15th.

We get another set of quiet laps until lap 45 when Watkinson stops for the 2nd time and keeps position ahead of Jones! Then McFaste pits three laps later and is out on the spot with a suspension failure! Fleet pits and keeps comfortably the lead, and a festival of retirements start with Melrose, Mann and Hiang Hao out in the space of 2 laps. Watkinson also spins and loses loads of time and he´s back 7th behind Al Faisal. Meanwhile, Plaza passes Lon for 4th, and when Hiang Hao retires goes after Jones, passing him on lap 58 for 2nd. Is not FAT´s day as Al Faisal also suffers a suspension failure on lap 60.

Watkinson starts to recover and passes Lon for 4th after having recovered 13 seconds. Then, on lap 65, 6 to the end, Ben Fleet car suddenly stops and the first Foxdale win of the season turns into smoke! Plaza gets the lead, and after an incredible effort, Watkinson reaches Jones, but by the time he´s overcooked the tyres and has no chance of passing him for 2nd... which would have turn into first as Jesus Plaza´s ARC fails at the last lap!! Kay Lon also retires on last lap, handling the podium place to an anonymous Mark Dagnall.

Fastest lap: Ben Fleet (Foxdale) -- 1.35.021
ROTR: Gearboxes, seemed made of paper this weekend.

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS - Round 9/16

Drivers

1. Mark Dagnall -- 44 pts
2. Rhys Davies -- 26 pts
3. Aurelian Moll -- 24 pts
4. Thomas de Bock -- 23 pts
5. Kay Lon -- 16 pts
=. Ashley Watkinson -- 16 pts
7. Sammy Jones -- 14 pts
8. Daniel Melrose -- 12 pts
9. Dave Simpson -- 10 pts
10. Daniel Martins -- 8 pts
11. Chris Dagnall -- 6 pts
=. Jesus Plaza -- 6 pts
=. Frank Zimmer -- 6 pts
=. Barii Mori -- 6 pts
15. Resi Respati -- 4 pts
16. Nathaniel Spencer -- 2 pts
=. Shinobu Katayama -- 2 pts
=. Phoenix McAllister -- 2 pts
=. Phillippe Nicolas -- 2 pts
=. Gary Cameron -- 2 pts
20. John Zimmer -- 1 pt
=. Dave McFaste -- 1 pt
=. Colin Pratchett -- 1 pt

Teams

1. Dagnall Engineering -- 50 pts
2. Gillet -- 47 pts
3. HRT -- 43 pts
4. Jones Racing -- 30 pts
5. Arrowtech -- 20 pts
6. Prospec -- 12 pts
7. American Racing -- 7 pts
8. GRM -- 6 pts
=. Kamaha -- 6 pts
10. MRT -- 4 pts
=. Flying Fish -- 4 pts
12. Sunshine -- 2 pts
=. Phoenix -- 2 pts
14. Calinetic -- 1 pt
=. FAT -- 1 pt

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 01 Jul 2011, 00:09

Dutch Pre-Q up!!

East Londoner... don´t worry! In some simulations Cannon and White were able to pass Pre-Q!

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 01 Jul 2011, 04:28

Err... aren't Phoenix supposed to be in PQ? Since they are behind Sunshine on countback.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 01 Jul 2011, 09:30

the Masked Lapwing wrote:Err... aren't Phoenix supposed to be in PQ? Since they are behind Sunshine on countback.

Phoenix (the team) is there as 6th fastest...

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 01 Jul 2011, 09:34

How am I still driving when I already offered my seat not only once, but TWICE for a pay-driver?

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 01 Jul 2011, 09:35

dr-baker wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:Err... aren't Phoenix supposed to be in PQ? Since they are behind Sunshine on countback.

Phoenix (the team) is there as 6th fastest...

Then someone has been messing with my spreadsheets...

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 01 Jul 2011, 19:41

Qualifying results up... Crazy!!!!

Chris Dagnall said:

Quite simply, we weren´t fast enough, but we have some relief as our main rivals for the title didn´t do that well. It´s not I´m writing off Foxdale, they have the fastest car, but they have to stop hosting those barbecue parties at their cars if they want to beat us.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 01 Jul 2011, 19:43

Kay Lon wrote:I'm third. That's good. I'm 2.2 seconds behind? That's just What The Bathplug, man.

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 01 Jul 2011, 19:44

Shizuka wrote:How am I still driving when I already offered my seat not only once, but TWICE for a pay-driver?

That´s because you farted in your seat, then no pay driver want to seat there! :lol:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 01 Jul 2011, 19:59

Aerond wrote:
Shizuka wrote:How am I still driving when I already offered my seat not only once, but TWICE for a pay-driver?

That´s because you farted in your seat, then no pay driver want to seat there!

I hope there wasn't any follow-up to the fart(s)...

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 01 Jul 2011, 20:22

Lol, no.

Yay, Sunshine sucks based on quali results. I bet we both retire yet again.

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 01 Jul 2011, 22:14

Watkinson 5th, Davies 24th.
Scott 6th, Zimmer 19th.

How did that happen?

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 Jul 2011, 23:37

Daniel Melrose wrote:If there was an award for the worst hour of my life this would probably be it. Nicolas out at qualifying and I only made it in by a tenth with a last gasp effort. We need to find pace otherwise we may find ourselves up s*** creek without a paddle.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 02 Jul 2011, 00:49

Daniel Melrose wrote:If there was an award for the worst hour of my life this would probably be it. Nicolas out at qualifying and I only made it in by a tenth with a last gasp effort. We need to find pace otherwise we may find ourselves up s*** creek without a paddle.

The Fox wrote:Good point Mr. Melrose. The mechanics are ruining our season. I'm seriously considering selling the team to somebody else and getting out of here.

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Some boring newspaper wrote:AVAILABLE FOR HIRE: Pay Driver from Edmonton, Canada, namely Tommy Nash, looking for a job at F1RWRS. Previous experience at NASCAR and Nationwide Series. Brings sponsorship from Bud Light, Associated Press, M&M's, EA Sports, HP, National Guard, Target, Penske (The Truck Rental Company) and CBC. All offers considered. Please call at 867-5309 From Jeremy McClean, not my real number, but a famous number if you google it

And Tommy Nash waits for the phone to ring...