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If TPTB in F1 were smart, they'd arrange some sort of 'Stars N' Stripes Cup'/ championship within a championship, that would span 2-3 Grands Prix across the country in the span of 2-3 consecutive weekends.
Spam themselves on mainstream TV, giveaway a couple of Ferraris and McLarens as fan prizes, encourage dumb passing attempts and aggressive driving by awarding 150, 125, and 100 points for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place of each American GP event, have a couple of F1 cars do a couple of test runs on an oval track prior to the start of a NASCAR race (just because!), etc!
They want to conquer America? Fine, make F1 a giant epic spectacle the likes of which America has never seen.
Whitmarsh should hire me for some more good ideas, and to show him how to properly drive his McLarens, IMO.
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The USA is three meals away from chaos.