HWNSNBM Facts

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Jun 2011, 00:33

HWNSNBM is the reason 'Friday' is no longer on YouTube.

Furthermore, he is the reason that the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix, in it's entirety, still is.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Jun 2011, 20:15

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is the reason 'Friday' is no longer on YouTube.

Furthermore, he is the reason that the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix, in it's entirety, still is.

Not entirely yet...

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 18 Jun 2011, 20:20

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is the reason 'Friday' is no longer on YouTube.

I thought it was because she was black

Post by **tommykl** » 20 Jun 2011, 05:56

HWNSNBM can secure a WDC before half-season.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 20 Jun 2011, 05:57

tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM can secure a WDC before the season starts

Fixed.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 20 Jun 2011, 08:17

HWNSNBM spends everyday shuffling.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 20 Jun 2011, 15:38

Wizzie wrote:
tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM can secure a WDC and a WCC before the season starts

Fixed.

Double Fixed.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 20 Jun 2011, 20:03

HWNSNBM has more than 20,000 posts in this part of the forum.....

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Jun 2011, 20:44

HWNSNBM by day...but by NIGHT!!! HWNSNBM!!!

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 21 Jun 2011, 00:30

HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Jun 2011, 08:47

AdrianSutil wrote:HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.

That fact was actually one of the first on this thread.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 21 Jun 2011, 11:14

redbulljack14 wrote:
AdrianSutil wrote:HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.

That fact was actually one of the first on this thread.

I do apologize.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Jun 2011, 11:33

AdrianSutil wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
AdrianSutil wrote:HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.

That fact was actually one of the first on this thread.

I do apologize.

HWNSNBM says it's fine.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 21 Jun 2011, 12:15

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM says it's fine.

No, he doesn't. HWNSNBM will smite him with Papayas with the force of one thousand hateful suns of blinding fury

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 21 Jun 2011, 12:26

Klon wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM says it's fine.

No, he doesn't. HWNSNBM will smite him with Papayas with the force of one thousand hateful suns of blinding fury

I think both of you are perilously close for this to happen:

ADx_Wales wrote:Anyone attempting to mimic HWNSNBM will be torn limb from limb, by papayas.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Jun 2011, 17:49

If you fear HWNSNBM its only because you did soemthing to offend him, which was your fault.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jun 2011, 00:26

HWNSNBM auctions parts from the F1s he raced while on Earth to finance HRT.

Post by **tommykl** » 22 Jun 2011, 06:07

HWNSNBM won the Tour De France with two flat tyres, no handlebar and no chain.

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 22 Jun 2011, 09:50

tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM won the Tour De France without a bike.

Fixed.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 22 Jun 2011, 11:39

Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:
tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM won the Tour De France without doping.

Fixed.

fixed again (couldn't resist that one)

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Jun 2011, 19:34

A Green Lantern Army ring CHOSE HWNSNBM, but HWNSNBM rejected it because he had better things to do.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Jul 2011, 21:31

HWNSNBM can kill you with a single thought without a tray.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:01

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM can kill you with a single thought without a tray.

When offered Tea, Cake or Death, HWNSNBM chose them all but was still thirsty, hungry and alive after having all of them.

A trillion times.

And then some more times.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:01

HWNSNBM can get a bison to die by simply asking it to.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:10

HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over.

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:19

kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over without ever hitting cinemas.

Fix'd.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:34

Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:
kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over without ever hitting cinemas.

Fix'd.

And then he won every single Oscar that year, including the ones his gender shouldn't really allow for, despite the fact it was a straight-to-DVD movie...which was only sold in Poundland...to three people.

But not even HWNSNBM can make me funny.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:46

kostas22 wrote:
Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:
kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over without ever hitting cinemas.

Fix'd.

And then he won every single Oscar that year, including the ones his gender shouldn't really allow for, despite the fact it was a straight-to-DVD movie...which was only sold in Poundland...to three people.

But not even HWNSNBM can make me funny.

And then he won the Grammy for Best Soundtrack in a movie

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 10 Jul 2011, 23:51

HWNSNBM walked home from Silverstone bone dry on Friday and found his tent in perfect condition.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Jul 2011, 23:53

Blue flags run away frightened when HWNSNBM is around.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 11 Jul 2011, 00:01

Blue flags are waved even when HWNSNBM is coming up behind someone for position.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 11 Jul 2011, 21:10

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:Blue flags are waved even when HWNSNBM is coming up behind someone a lap ahead.

Fixed.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 12 Jul 2011, 15:58

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:Blue flags are waved even when HWNSNBM is coming up behind the safety car.

Fixed.

Fixed again.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 29 Jul 2011, 14:55

HWNSNBM has never heard of a safety car

When he wants to HWNSNBM can make some of Tilkes tracks more exciting

HWNSNBM once shot down a helicopter by putting his hand into a gun shape and shouting BANG!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 29 Jul 2011, 15:07

HWNSNBM has the universal rights to broadcast Formula One, but he keeps them for his own personal use and enjoyment.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 29 Jul 2011, 23:10

HWNSNBM had his own movie in Hungary, and became the highest grossing film ever in that country

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Jul 2011, 03:25

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM had his own movie in Hungary, and became the highest grossing film ever in the world

Fixed.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 30 Jul 2011, 09:39

HWNSNBM has already won this weekend's Hungarian Grand Prix.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 01 Aug 2011, 00:08

HWNSNBM once punched Carla Bruni in the face mistaking her for the other Bruni

HWNSNBM Was Stefan Bellof at Monaco in 84

HWNSNBM Owns Ladas for the fun of it

HWNSNBM Has a Nephew called Bruno who he hopes will also enter F1

HWNSNBM2 Is his nephew

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 01 Aug 2011, 00:18

HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.