The reject youtube thread

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 05 Jul 2011, 05:04

Our favourite Japanese commentator at it again.

Post by **tommykl** » 05 Jul 2011, 06:44

This is pretty rejectful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 05 Jul 2011, 13:30

tommykl wrote:This is pretty rejectful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related

Take that back.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 05 Jul 2011, 13:58

"AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Well, not quite, but as I am attempting to track down who our favourite excitable Japanese commentator is, I found this video from 1980-something, of Pierluigi Martini taking Kazuhito Kawai, one of Fuji TV's commentary team, for a spin round Suzuka in a Group C car (no idea what model, mind). The commentator is strangely quiet, and if you watch the video you'll see why - so there's really no reliable indicator of whether or not this man is the purveyor of all our favourite "SIDE-O BY SIDE-O! AAAAAAAHHHH! CRASHUUUUU!" moments. Note also the wacky graphics, and the background music as Kazuhito Kawai waits for his ride... it sounds like it could have come from a Hello Kitty commercial. That's Japan for you...

But I do know someone who's about to go to Japan for a year and is proficient enough in the language that maybe, possibly, we will be able to put a name to the voice who makes Murray Walker sound like he's commentating on a snooker match between Cliff Thorburn and Terry Griffiths, when the frame is 45 minutes into a round of safety shots.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 07 Jul 2011, 10:32

Classic Rob Smedley

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 07 Jul 2011, 20:09

This is ME (ADx Garage) suffering severe brain fade, by selecting reverse gear instead of first gear for the final turn in the Nurburgring "Arena" Section

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 08 Jul 2011, 11:31

Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8IReTyYkE&feature=related

Tora was on a, substance, we shall say, during the entire race... 1:53:43 for epic sarcasm from Christian to Bruno.

Funny you should post that, I compiled all of Takagi's reject actions and the Christian Fittipaldi sarcasm on my IndyCARTforever channel...

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 09 Jul 2011, 06:36

Wizzie wrote:Our favourite Japanese commentator at it again.

And what is Hill doing there?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Jul 2011, 15:43

To commemorate the end of the GP2 Asia series, and because it has Yamamoto in it.

f1-gast · Post by **f1-gast** » 12 Jul 2011, 17:19

Hope you guys like this.

Belmondo crash Monaco 1994 Pacific PR01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiDG-v8n2B8

Belmondo out Hockenheim 1992 March
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ZRX6LPmaE

Eric Comas qualifying crash Hockenheim (?) 1991 Ligier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UwogqisJA0

FULL QUALIFYING LAP OF ERIC COMAS IN THE LARROUSE AT THE AUSTRALIAN GP 1993
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q9QGhLGf0M

Comas and Cesaris fighting at Japan 1991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVsYaeDttQ

Not really rejected but Ivan Capelli with a weird accident Monaco GP 1992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAK2m6YXGA

Mauricio Gugelmin got some broken front wing with the qualifying at Hockenheim 1992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnO7WujAkSE

Mauricio Gugelmin French kisses the barriers with his car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xGXWZfph0

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 15 Jul 2011, 12:42

The best of Martin's earlier gridwalks

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Jul 2011, 23:23

Wizzie wrote:The best of Martin's earlier gridwalks

Was that Prince Malik, of Arrows fame, at 1:39?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 17 Jul 2011, 22:33

One monumental qualifying session, the reason for which we are all aware of.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 17 Jul 2011, 23:41

Ah yes of course, Shinji's debut

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stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 19 Jul 2011, 22:07

Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:The best of Martin's earlier gridwalks

Was that Prince Malik, of Arrows fame, at 1:39?

I think that was Frank Bruno

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 21 Jul 2011, 11:09

shinji wrote:One monumental qualifying session, the reason for which we are all aware of.

I'm watching it again now, and no sooner has the session started than Jacques Villeneuve has put in a first flying lap at 1'30.505... which would have been enough to get him on the grid in 2011. Jérôme d'Ambrosio's fastest qualifying lap was 1'30.822. His eventual pole time of 1'29.369 would have put him ahead of Timo Glock as well. Something also tells me that had Stefan Grand Prix somehow made it onto the grid this year and had JV been driving for them, his qualifying time would have been slower (probably by quite some way) than his 1997 pole lap. That's 14 years of progress for you...

Of course, the real reason I was watching was to see this. I'm slightly annoyed that there's no Part 5, because there may have been more of this rarest of sights.

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 21 Jul 2011, 18:53

Dog Killer and his chariot on display in the supermarket

fvanalst · Post by **fvanalst** » 23 Jul 2011, 20:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdQ111wKSKM
Murray Walker at his best, unaware that he is predicting the future yet again.
Pay attention starting about 2 minutes 12 seconds in this video. :-)

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 24 Jul 2011, 22:30

fvanalst wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdQ111wKSKM
Murray Walker at his best, unaware that he is predicting the future yet again.
Pay attention starting about 2 minutes 12 seconds in this video.

Go on then, enlighten me...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 25 Jul 2011, 11:25

I'm certain it's been posted before but you gotta love the KV Racing 2010 crash counter

Jimmy1601 · Post by **Jimmy1601** » 27 Jul 2011, 17:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPe0t02dWF4&feature=related

"And look at this idiot!"

mediocre · Post by **mediocre** » 27 Jul 2011, 18:41

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEh3ifg7ze4&t=130

James Hunt hating Rene Arnoux Part II

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Jul 2011, 00:33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI60lZq7 ... re=related
Welcome To Aurora!!!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Jul 2011, 10:26

Because, you know, why wouldn't you turn this into a song?

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 30 Jul 2011, 11:23

Wizzie wrote:Because, you know, why wouldn't you turn this into a song?

How come I missed a new song from The Gregory Bros?
Anyway - this is made of pure win. Nothing more, nothing less

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 30 Jul 2011, 20:47

ADx_Wales wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI60lZq7Pp4&feature=related
Welcome To Aurora!!!

That's a good find! I didn't know that these were covered by the Beeb.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Jul 2011, 18:26

If you go back through the pages here, you'll discover the final round of the Aurora series at Silverstone.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Jul 2011, 21:44

I've only gone and found another one...

This is ITV's "World of Sport" Coverage, Dickie Davies to begin with, then TV's Mike Smith of all people on commentary duty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2TnjPraeo

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 01 Aug 2011, 19:11

That is brilliant! I'm amazed at the picture quality and it's great to hear David Purley commentating - did he really, as he claims, lead the 1977 Belgian GP though?!

Post by **tommykl** » 01 Aug 2011, 20:00

Barbazza wrote:That is brilliant! I'm amazed at the picture quality and it's great to hear David Purley commentating - did he really, as he claims, lead the 1977 Belgian GP though?!

The lap chart says he never got higher than 3rd on strategy at the end of a lap. That didn't stop him from potentially taking the lead and almost immediately losing it. There is no proof that he did lead the race, but it's plausible.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 02 Aug 2011, 11:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9tF7g3CwK8&feature=youtu.be

See a spectators view of Heidfelds car exploding

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 02 Aug 2011, 17:36

Bit of cross-threading here, bit of Indycar involved here...

One is Sergio Perez, the other is Sebastien Sevedera

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZJfI2QjWY

Yannick · Post by **Yannick** » 02 Aug 2011, 18:16

Can somebody please post a video of D'Ambrosio's pitlane spin? Thanks.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 02 Aug 2011, 19:19

Yannick wrote:Can somebody please post a video of D'Ambrosio's pitlane spin? Thanks.

They seemed to he deleted it off You Tube

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/formula_one/14359739.stm
Should be in that though. Or wait for the 90 seond version

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 05 Aug 2011, 19:28

Our favourite racing driver, (over)doing what he does best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iFuUFjZNWg

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 08 Aug 2011, 23:13

ADx_Wales wrote:Bit of cross-threading here, bit of Indycar involved here...

One is Sergio Perez, the other is Sebastien Sevedera

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZJfI2QjWY

Formula BMW =/= Indycar

Here's some NASCAR rejectfulness. Listen to the commentary and it says enough. Billy Keyes = LEGEND.

He wrecks on his first lap on the track ... while going VERY slow.

Howard A Treesong · Post by **Howard A Treesong** » 10 Aug 2011, 15:25

Love this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAEFEEo-Bo

Coulthard is hardly a Reject, but what a plonker.

It's worth it for Murray Walkers "WOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 10 Aug 2011, 15:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kbmVdz ... ure=fvwrel

What an arse

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 10 Aug 2011, 16:43

Most likely a repost, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R43mBWirio

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 10 Aug 2011, 16:53

stupot94 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kbmVdzlkM&feature=fvwrel

What an arse

That should be placed in the "unpopular opinions" section

Raikkonen was extremely unlucky in 2003 and 2005 (and then got lucky in 2007)

Piquet Sr has been through a lot of crap through his career, also pwned Mansell frequently

Damon Hill didn't get his Williams drive for no reason, he had TALENT

Phil Hill had crappy cars before and after 1961, thus explaining his sudden uprising and sudden downfall

And Stefan Bellof was masked by crappy machinery in the 1985 season. That, and Tyrrell was DSQ'd in 1984, thus erasing Bellof's 8 points he earned that year. Plus, he usually scored very consistently, when he did finish, his career was usually marred by technical failures. (Shoot me if I'm wrong, I saw a lot of DNF's in Bellof's 1984 season)