Caption this!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 31 Jul 2011, 11:42

I'm bored, time for some porn.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 01 Aug 2011, 03:03

Q: "The new Lotus Renault R31, with all the usual refinements: KERS, DRS and this, I'm particularly proud of - an ejector seat."

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 01 Aug 2011, 03:09

Now presenting. Formula 1: The Musical

Nick Hiedfeld: Burn out the day! Burn out the night!

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 01 Aug 2011, 05:28

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 01 Aug 2011, 09:11

Engineer: Nick your car has caught fire. Get out, do twenty star jumps.

Nick: What why?

Engineer: Dont ask questions

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 01 Aug 2011, 09:40

"Tee-hee, I done drawed on your neck"

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Aug 2011, 09:54

The new hit book. I am slightly burnt. By Nick Heidfeld.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 01 Aug 2011, 10:13

"What does this button do? Waaaaaaah!"

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 01 Aug 2011, 10:54

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Aug 2011, 14:19

I'M ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRE

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Aug 2011, 17:35

Nick "The Sign said 'push button recieve bacon"...."

Eric "YOU FOOL it said 'PUSH BUTTON RECIEVE BAKING!'"

Post by **mario** » 01 Aug 2011, 19:50

When he first heard that the team would be turning the heat up on him, Nick didn't expect that they would be taking that literally.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 01 Aug 2011, 19:59

So that's 100 pages, congratulations to all I suppose.

I'm walkin' on sunshine, wo-oh-oh.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Aug 2011, 22:06

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on.
Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Aug 2011, 22:42

The Heat is
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stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 01 Aug 2011, 22:48

I dont get it,

Is "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld" a quote or his new book? Telling the story of how he has never won?

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 01 Aug 2011, 22:49

The lotus position: you are doing it wrong!

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 01 Aug 2011, 22:54

Disqualified for blocking

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Aug 2011, 22:58

stupot94 wrote:I dont get it,

Is "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld" a quote or his new book? Telling the story of how he has never won?

whatisdeletrazdoing had an avatar saying "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld", and someone humurously suggested it was a book called "I am slightly bored", and it was written by Nick Heidfeld.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 01 Aug 2011, 23:00

redbulljack14 wrote:
stupot94 wrote:I dont get it,

Is "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld" a quote or his new book? Telling the story of how he has never won?

whatisdeletrazdoing had an avatar saying "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld", and someone humurously suggested it was a book called "I am slightly bored", and it was written by Nick Heidfeld.

I know I know. I didnt know sommeone beat me to the book joke.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Aug 2011, 23:10

stupot94 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
stupot94 wrote:I dont get it,

Is "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld" a quote or his new book? Telling the story of how he has never won?

whatisdeletrazdoing had an avatar saying "I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld", and someone humurously suggested it was a book called "I am slightly bored", and it was written by Nick Heidfeld.

I know I know. I didnt know sommeone beat me to the book joke.

We on this forum need to make Nick Heidfeld the next internet sensation. Nick Rolled.

Maybe if he has twitter, someone should tweet him the book cover.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 01 Aug 2011, 23:15

redbulljack14 wrote:Maybe if he has twitter, someone should tweet him the book cover.

http://twitter.com/#!/NickHeidfeld

Do it, gentlemen.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 01 Aug 2011, 23:34

I know a whole two people who look exactly like Nick when they grow beards, and I helpfully supply a picture of The Quiet One when pointing this out to them.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 01 Aug 2011, 23:55

redbulljack14 wrote:We on this forum need to make Nick Heidfeld the next internet sensation. Nick Rolled.

Well, with quotes like this, it should be relatively easy.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 02 Aug 2011, 00:18

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:We on this forum need to make Nick Heidfeld the next internet sensation. Nick Rolled.

Well, with quotes like this, it should be relatively easy.

I've been to the British GP. British fans are just as ugly.

resir014 · Post by **resir014** » 02 Aug 2011, 00:45

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 02 Aug 2011, 02:36

stupot94 wrote:

Disqualified for blocking

Well the lead designer was a bit of a square.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 02 Aug 2011, 08:41

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The Toyota-endorsed No Brakes 500 at Sear's Point didn't go well.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 02 Aug 2011, 08:59

THIS is a great car. At least it doesn't burn!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 02 Aug 2011, 10:10

I am slightly excited. By Vitaly Petrov.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 02 Aug 2011, 10:37

"And then Lewis said to me, 'Yo Jense, like whatevs, you get me bro?'".

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 02 Aug 2011, 11:33

Looks like Petrov has gotten Hamitlon's daily car.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 02 Aug 2011, 11:43

Ladas new company car

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 02 Aug 2011, 14:49

Is that what the new Marussia car looks like when you take all the larger parts away from the car?

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 02 Aug 2011, 15:17

In Soviet Russia, Car ride you!

(sorry...)

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 02 Aug 2011, 15:20

DOSBoot wrote:
stupot94 wrote:

Disqualified for blocking

Well the lead designer was a bit of a square.

Not to mention they had square-headed drivers like David Coulthard...

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 02 Aug 2011, 15:53

In this picture we see Mr. Heidfeld who parked his car in to a no-parking zone... Only to be told to move the car by parking administrator...

Here we see him still having the need to park the car where it isn´t allowed to...

Fortunately, he had evolved his tactics and had installed an ejector seat to his car. And as a distraction, he also fitted the car with flamethrowers. This tactic worked well, you can see the two parking administrators completely stunned.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 02 Aug 2011, 16:11

Wait a minute...

...I recognise that posture...

...Is that Krypton Factor trophy a voodoo doll???

.....Gordon....BURRRNS!!!

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 02 Aug 2011, 19:14

ADx_Wales wrote:Wait a minute...

...I recognise that posture...

...Is that Krypton Factor trophy a voodoo doll???

.....Gordon....BURRRNS!!!

I immediately thought he looks like the logo. p.s. What a theme tune.

Myrvold · Post by **Myrvold** » 02 Aug 2011, 20:07

Seb:You know that black people supposedly have a large, you know...
Jenson: I guess Lewis isn't black then, he looks like...

Uhm, oh, wrong forum!