HWNSNBM Facts

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 01 Aug 2011, 00:29

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.

He finished "I Wanna Be The Guy" on impossible without dying once and complained then about the game being too easy.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 02 Aug 2011, 21:07

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Owns Ladas for the fun of it

And they work reliably.

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM once punched Carla Bruni in the face mistaking her for the other Bruni

HWNSNBM Has a Nephew called Bruno who he hopes will also enter F1

HWNSNBM2 Is his nephew

So Bruno's name cannot be mentioned? And is it Bruno Bruni?

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 02 Aug 2011, 21:49

HWNSNBM is an avid reader of Peoples Friend

HWNSNBM lives in a mansion where champagne runs out of the taps

HWNSNBM goes to his local shops in his Minardi

HWNSNBM is the main influence for the movie Titanic

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 02 Aug 2011, 22:46

HWNSNBM can be your average Joe if he wants to.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 10 Aug 2011, 09:54

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.

This includes playing right through the kill screen on Donkey Kong, screen 256 on Pac-Man, and getting to the end of Firestorm on the ZX Spectrum, which explodes catastrophically somewhere on level 10 like the Ford engine in the back of a Stewart SF01. Better still, in another old Speccy classic, he can beat Jet Set Willy with the attic bug still intact and Jet Set Willy II without losing a life, and in half the time it would take anyone else to complete the game with a million save states. You want more examples? Let's see... all the Zelda games? No silver arrows required. HWNSNBM only has to look at Ganon and he halls over in a crumpled heap. Fester's Quest? HWNSNBM can walk around doing nothing for five days and not get bored. Duck Hunt? HWNSNBM only has to shout "bang!" at the screen. Any chess game ever made, ever? The CPU is checkmated in four moves. Kaizo Mario World? One life, no save states, game annihilated.

Despite all this, Billy Mitchell still thinks he can beat HWNSNBM at Donkey Kong. He is about to get the shock of his life.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 10 Aug 2011, 10:12

dinizintheoven wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.

This includes playing right through the kill screen on Donkey Kong, screen 256 on Pac-Man, and getting to the end of Firestorm on the ZX Spectrum, which explodes catastrophically somewhere on level 10 like the Ford engine in the back of a Stewart SF01. Better still, in another old Speccy classic, he can beat Jet Set Willy with the attic bug still intact and Jet Set Willy II without losing a life, and in half the time it would take anyone else to complete the game with a million save states. You want more examples? Let's see... all the Zelda games? No silver arrows required. HWNSNBM only has to look at Ganon and he halls over in a crumpled heap. Fester's Quest? HWNSNBM can walk around doing nothing for five days and not get bored. Duck Hunt? HWNSNBM only has to shout "bang!" at the screen. Any chess game ever made, ever? The CPU is checkmated in four moves. Kaizo Mario World? One life, no save states, game annihilated.

Despite all this, Billy Mitchell still thinks he can beat HWNSNBM at Donkey Kong. He is about to get the shock of his life.

He can also beat Battletoads for the NES in under 30 minutes. Blindfolded.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 10 Aug 2011, 12:50

HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Aug 2011, 13:06

madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 10 Aug 2011, 13:27

redbulljack14 wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

I hope everyone stood up and gave him a round of applause

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Aug 2011, 13:30

stupot94 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

I hope everyone stood up and gave him a round of applause

I didn't find out who it was, although stuff was meant to be happening just down the road.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 10 Aug 2011, 17:06

A STD once caught HWNSNBM

HWNSNBM had 21 in blackjack. He asked for another card... and won.

Once I thought I saw a UFO, but that was HWNSNBM throwing a frisbee

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Aug 2011, 18:37

JeremyMcClean wrote:Once I thought I saw a UFO, but that was HWNSNBM throwing a frisbee

And it was a certified UFO, certified by the Hungarian Government

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Aug 2011, 19:58

redbulljack14 wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

HWNSNBM got me to play this song on my iPod (other MP3 players are available) the moment that I read this post.

HWNSNBM is the one and only. No other HWNSNBM is available.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 10 Aug 2011, 21:50

HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Aug 2011, 21:55

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He still had enough for a pint of lager as well.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 10 Aug 2011, 22:39

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He also constructed the car - including the engine - entirely from Lego and K'nex.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 10 Aug 2011, 23:20

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He also constructed the car - including the engine - entirely from Lego and K'nex.

and a washing up bottle

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Aug 2011, 09:26

stupot94 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He also constructed the car - including the engine - entirely from Lego and K'nex.

and a washing up bottle

And some sticky-backed plastic.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 11 Aug 2011, 09:54

Alex Zanardi is the only person in history HWNSNBM respects and fears.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 11 Aug 2011, 15:22

Windows has the Blue Screen of Death. The Blue Screen of Death has the Terribly Slow Screen of HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM is slower than a Windows progression bar.

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 11 Aug 2011, 16:44

HWNSNBM raced in TC2000 championship in 2009 as Maximiliano Baumgartner with Argentinian licence.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 19 Aug 2011, 23:09

HWNSNBM popped Mansell's tyre at the 1986 Fosters* Australian Grand Prix because he knew nobody could be arsed to make a Johnny Dumfries reject profile.

James Hunt reference *

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Aug 2011, 20:29

HWNSNBM does not get slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 22 Aug 2011, 21:08

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM does not get slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

HWNSNBM gets strangely aroused by him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rli7Lox113g&ob=av3e

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Aug 2011, 21:10

HWNSNBM is the reason Depeche Mode got it's name?

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 22 Aug 2011, 21:16

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM is the reason Depeche Mode got it's name?

HWNSNBM has never heard of a Depeche Mode

(To be honest I like Depeche Mode and the last post got me a chance to post up a music video)

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Aug 2011, 21:41

HWNSNBM rescued Dave Gahan from his overdose in 1997

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 22 Aug 2011, 23:00

stupot94 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM does not get slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

HWNSNBM gets strangely aroused by him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rli7Lox113g&ob=av3e

HWNSNBM forbids the above video to be played in countries outside of Hungary and the UK

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 27 Aug 2011, 22:29

HWNSNBM Once told the Queen (of England) to f**k off. She then had to Knight him

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 28 Aug 2011, 11:07

HWNSNBM knows where gadaffi is hiding.....

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 28 Aug 2011, 15:19

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Once told the Queen (of England) to f**k off. She then had to Knight him

To be fair to him, he was only trying to ask for directions to the tobacconist's. But still, Arise Sir HWNSNBM!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Aug 2011, 17:18

dinizintheoven wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Once told the Queen (of England) to f**k off. She then had to Knight him

To be fair to him, he was only trying to ask for directions to the tobacconist's. But still, Arise Sir HWNSNBM!

He would also be a member of the Hungarian royal family if it were not a republic.

Hence, Arise H.R.H. Sir Prince HWNSNBM!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Aug 2011, 00:01

Thanks HWNSNBM

THWNSNBM

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Aug 2011, 09:54

Without Blu Ray

HWNSNBM

Would still see things in Higher than Hi Def.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 29 Aug 2011, 18:08

ADx_Wales wrote:Without TV

HWNSNBM

Would still see things in Higher than Hi Def.

Fixed

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 29 Aug 2011, 18:44

redbulljack14 wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:Without eyes

HWNSNBM

Would still see things in Higher than Hi Def.

Fixed

Fixed again.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 29 Aug 2011, 18:48

When HWNSNBM uses a grenade. He throws the pin and keeps the grenade. The pin explodes

HWNSNBM sinks in concrete

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Aug 2011, 18:59

HWNSNBM Fixed this post without me or anyone else realising.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 29 Aug 2011, 20:11

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM sinks in concrete.

He also floats on quicksand.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 30 Aug 2011, 04:55

dr-baker wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM sinks in concrete.

He also floats on quicksand.

And walks on water.