Caption this!

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 28 Aug 2009, 20:04

Ide: "I have found the best place on te track to watch the Grand Prix. It's really better than TV!"

Fitch · Post by **Fitch** » 29 Aug 2009, 03:54

Hey You....Yes You......bathplug YOU!!!!! *manaical laughter*

razta · Post by **razta** » 30 Aug 2009, 07:03

Fisi's manager :lol:

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 30 Aug 2009, 09:03

"Guys ...! Kimi's Ferrari is hanging right above us, and it's about to fall!"

razta · Post by **razta** » 30 Aug 2009, 09:53

razta wrote:
Fisi's manager

I'M RIIIIIICCCHHH!!!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Aug 2009, 10:57

razta wrote:

1-0 FERRARI! 1-0!
or
EAT YOUR HEART OUT FERRARI!
or something else along those lines

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:07

Wizzie wrote:

Oooo, thank the gods for they have bestowed this pole position to us! Haare Krishna Dum Dum Hare Hare Rama Rama!!!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:43

lostpin wrote:Oooo, thank the gods for they have bestowed this pole position to us! Haare Krishna Dum Dum Hare Hare Rama Rama!!!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 30 Aug 2009, 15:17

lostpin wrote:
Wizzie wrote:

Careful guys, you're going to crush me! Fisi can wait!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 30 Aug 2009, 15:18

Reject ACE?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 30 Aug 2009, 17:55

I played the race card after your mildly offensive to Hindus caption.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 30 Aug 2009, 18:04

shinji wrote:I played the race card after your mildly offensive to Hindus caption.

It was just a joke really. I have nothing against Hindu culture..

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 30 Aug 2009, 22:24

shinji wrote:I played the race card after your mildly offensive to Hindus caption.

Hindu's weren't a race last time I looked. You should have played the religious zealot card. You lose.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 31 Aug 2009, 00:01

Ross Prawn wrote:
shinji wrote:I played the race card after your mildly offensive to Hindus caption.

Hindu's weren't a race last time I looked. You should have played the religious zealot card. You lose.

*facepalm*

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 31 Aug 2009, 02:23

"Uhh.. Singapore? That wasn´t me! I even wasn´t there!"

IntegratorTypeR · Post by **IntegratorTypeR** » 01 Sep 2009, 01:56

razta wrote:
Fisi's manager

Yes!!! Guys I've done it! I've hacked the F1rejects website, again!!

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 01 Sep 2009, 11:24

XurizManson wrote:

"Uhh.. Singapore? That wasn´t me! I even wasn´t there!"

Flav regretting he agreed to swap Alonso with the worst performing 2009 Ferrari driver...

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 01 Sep 2009, 18:26

noisebox wrote:
XurizManson wrote:

"Uhh.. Singapore? That wasn´t me! I even wasn´t there!"

Flav regretting he agreed to swap Alonso with the worst performing 2009 Ferrari driver...

If I were Ferrari, I wouldn't use that bathroom for weeks.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Sep 2009, 04:19

Flavio Briatore: "Nelson, the tribe has spoken. It's time to leave 'Survivor: Formula One'."

Jeremy Clarkson: "You might remember last series when we tried to find out whether an Apache gunship could get a missile lock on a Lotus Exige, and it couldn't. And in the season before that, when we tried to out-run a tank in a Range Rover, and we succeeded. So today, we're going to find out whether the Renault F1 team can outrun a trigger-happy World Motorsports Council."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Sep 2009, 08:25

Nelson Jnr: "Niki Lauda said you have the worst eyebrows he's ever seen. Should I go and tell Max that Alain Prost deliberately spun off in the 1984 Austrian Grand Prix so that Niki could win?"

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 05 Sep 2009, 15:28

razta wrote:
Fisi's manager

"oh yea? Well i'm gunna drink a bottle of Vodka thats THIS big, try and beat that, ahahaha-haha"

--(alternative)--

"Y - M - C - A"

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 05 Sep 2009, 20:43

Not F1 and a day late, but oh well...

Ogier: "I am leadin teh rally??? Did Loeb crash again?"

"@NelsonPiquet I think my car is broken...can you tell Max that Jenson tampered with my car so Raikkonen will win?"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Sep 2009, 23:41

Ogier: "Is that a ... frozen cow? How did they ... ? I mean, never mind that I hit it, how did they freeze it to begin with? Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing!"

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 06 Sep 2009, 07:14

Yuji Ide discovers that the shortcuts through the grass aren't working.

Piquet Junior is quietly telling Piquet Senior not to say bad things about his driving talent on the US F1 broadcast...

Dkracer · Post by **Dkracer** » 06 Sep 2009, 07:31

Nelson: Well if i cant keep up with Fernando at least i wont hit any brake markers............... OH #*%&!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 06 Sep 2009, 10:09

"This coffee tastes funny. I don't think I'll drink anything out of the Renault motorhome again..."

Teixeira: "I can see a Burger van from my pitbox."
Perez: "Mmmmm...Buuuurrgerrrrrr........."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 06 Sep 2009, 11:03

kostas22 wrote:
Teixeira: "I can see a Burger van from my pitbox."
Perez: "Mmmmm...Buuuurrgerrrrrr........."

Teixeira: "I can see a burger van from my pit box."
Perez: "I can see Gerhard Berger from mine."

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 06 Sep 2009, 18:25

Captain Hammer wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
Teixeira: "I can see a Burger van from my pitbox."
Perez: "Mmmmm...Buuuurrgerrrrrr........."

Teixeira: "I can see a burger van from my pit box."
Perez: "I can see Gerhard Berger from mine."

Teixeira: "Mmmmmmm... Beeeeeeergeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr"

Post by **Nuppiz** » 06 Sep 2009, 19:37

kostas22 wrote:

Teixeira: "Have you heard these rumors about a zombie epidemy?"
Perez: "Braaainss..."

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 06 Sep 2009, 21:16

Fitch wrote:

Hey You....Yes You......bathplug YOU!!!!! *manaical laughter*

What happened to the F word? :mrgreen:

dragonsteincole · Post by **dragonsteincole** » 07 Sep 2009, 00:53

Nuppiz wrote:
kostas22 wrote:

Perez pulls out his best James Allen impression, but Teixeira remains unamused.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 07 Sep 2009, 05:41

Newey: "Coughlin, here are those documents you asked for."

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 13 Sep 2009, 14:54

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 13 Sep 2009, 18:29

Just wanted to post that somewhere. He looks like such a Piquet Jr.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 13 Sep 2009, 19:24

shinji wrote:

Just wanted to post that somewhere. He looks like such a Piquet Jr.

He looks more like Jimmy Carr to me. Especially with that hair...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 Sep 2009, 21:28

Sebastian Vettel to make appearance on next series of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 15 Sep 2009, 15:22

kostas22 wrote:
Sebastian Vettel to make appearance on next series of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Queer 'Eye', quite literally!

AutoRacer5 · Post by **AutoRacer5** » 15 Sep 2009, 17:36

That's where I told Piquet Jr. to crash in Singapore.

BabyG · Post by **BabyG** » 15 Sep 2009, 20:02

kostas22 wrote:
Sebastian Vettel to make appearance on next series of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Sebastian's new rose-tinted glasses were doing wonders for his optimism for the rest of the season.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 15 Sep 2009, 20:41

AutoRacer5 wrote:

That's where I told Piquet Jr. to crash in Singapore.

VM: If Nelson can do it, it will be a no-brainer for Liuzzi...