Caption this!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 16 Sep 2009, 08:25

Jarno is once again not impressed of the machinery Toyota has given him

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Sep 2009, 09:09

Like Michael Jackson before it, the nose of Jarno Trulli's Toyota has fallen off. Again.

Flavio: "I have to ask: what is this straw hooked up to? It's delicious! So thick and tasty."

Alonso: "... It's hooked up to your ear, Flav. You're drinking your own ear wax."

Flavio: "I'm going to choose not to hear that." *slurp-slurp*

Nick Heidfeld practices his gymnastics routine, featuring the Crazy Dave into Hello, Boys!"

Vijay Mallya is quick to deny reports that Quentin Tarantino will be joining Force India for the rest of 2009.

The vehicle Briatore sitting in texts him to let him know he's over the vehicle's weight limit ...

Rubens Barrichello: "Okay, fingerprint scan ... check. Iris scan ... check. Lip scan ... check. Rectal scan ... wait, what rectal scan!?"

The global recession hits the Singapore night race hard.

Lewis Hamilton: "Q-A-D-B-A-K. Kadback? Qwadback? I don't know, Kaadbaak? Kaadbaak. I like it. Sounds like Aardvark."

Bernie: "I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to create the most evil creature of them all!"

Ari: "It turns out it's man."

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Sep 2009, 10:24

Jenson Button becomes a Jedi Knight, hoping that the Force will be with him...

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 16 Sep 2009, 11:12

[quote="Captain Hammer"]

"Sit! Sit!"

Run! The Malaysians are coming!

Eeeeexcellent....

Guys? Where have you gone? I thought you were supporting me for the championship...

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Sep 2009, 11:51

dr-baker wrote:

Jenson Button becomes a Jedi Knight, hoping that the Force India will be with him...

Fixed.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 16 Sep 2009, 12:47

The new FOTA Series has finally a name for it: Candyland GP Series

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 16 Sep 2009, 12:52

NPJr - Sorry, guys. I had a little outing...

FB - My f****** disgrace

Life w12 · Post by **Life w12** » 16 Sep 2009, 13:05

Nuppiz wrote:
The new FOTA Series has finally a name for it: Candyland GP Series

Please don't tell me thats the new Lotus :shock:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Sep 2009, 13:06

Nuppiz wrote:
The new FOTA Series has finally a name for it: Candyland GP Series

Sorry, which new FOTA series?

Don't tell me there's more this season.

Maybe that's the solution to the overcrowding - 7 teams in each series.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 16 Sep 2009, 13:12

Life w12 wrote:Please don't tell me thats the new Lotus

That is.

shinji wrote:Sorry, which new FOTA series?

Don't tell me there's more this season.

Maybe that's the solution to the overcrowding - 7 teams in each series.

Bleh, I just came up with the idea when I saw the image. There isn't a second series, or is there...? :roll:

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 16 Sep 2009, 13:16

What? Fisico said that he wants his seat back?

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 16 Sep 2009, 18:00

Brawn's face. XD

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Sep 2009, 19:27

Captain Hammer wrote:
dr-baker wrote:

Jenson Button becomes a Jedi Knight, hoping that the Force India will be with him...

Fixed.

Yeah, thanks Captain. But not a bit obvious...?

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Sep 2009, 23:27

Ross Brawn: "Damn. I was hoping to drink that."

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 17 Sep 2009, 03:07

Captain Hammer wrote:

Now I know how Max feels when he has dress up parties!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 17 Sep 2009, 03:22

Vettel hasn't yet found out that dressing like Scott Speed doesn't make you faster.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 17 Sep 2009, 16:43

"Oh sh*t, Andrea Sassetti is the new Team Principal. LEG IT!"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 21 Sep 2009, 11:36

And:

COINCIDENCE!?

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 23 Sep 2009, 01:19

Come on guys, am I the only one who does this?

Mechanic 1: "I'm Witness X!"
Mechanic 2: "No, I'm Witness X!"
Mechanic 3: "You fool, I am Witness X!"
Mechanic 4: "I'm Witness X!"
Mechanic 5: "I'm Sparta ... Witness X!"

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Sep 2009, 13:53

Captain Hammer wrote:

Mechanic 1: "I'm Witness X!"
Mechanic 2: "No, I'm Witness X!"
Mechanic 3: "You fool, I am Witness X!"
Mechanic 4: "I'm Witness X!"
Mechanic 5: "I'm Sparta ... Witness X!"

http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showtopic=100156&st=2720&p=3875576&#entry3875576

Who do you love more!? I demand an answer!

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Sep 2009, 20:14

Captain Hammer wrote:

Nelsons leaving party.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Sep 2009, 20:18

Actually Dad, I just crashed by accident.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Sep 2009, 20:21

I'm smiling at the rich guy who is holding the camera.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Sep 2009, 20:35

Post by **Nuppiz** » 24 Sep 2009, 20:53

If Bernie could do it, why couldn't I?

Let's stop the Ferrari drivers' speculation here, okay?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 24 Sep 2009, 21:34

Max: "Ferrari can have their third car, but on one condition..."

Life w12 · Post by **Life w12** » 24 Sep 2009, 22:08

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 25 Sep 2009, 00:14

Life w12 wrote:

Michael sends his love and he asked me to give you this...

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 25 Sep 2009, 01:01

shinji wrote:http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showtopic=100156&st=2720&p=3875576&#entry3875576

Who do you love more!? I demand an answer!

Look at his signature.

Now look at mine.

It's not a conincidence.

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 25 Sep 2009, 02:07

Ross Prawn wrote:

So that's why Max is leaving at the end of the year...

Life w12 · Post by **Life w12** » 25 Sep 2009, 06:40

Lets go old school

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 25 Sep 2009, 08:22

Life w12 wrote:Lets go old school

Nelson is furious after Eliseo utters the phrase "in just 26 years your son will deliberately crash and bring shame your family name".

hootie · Post by **hootie** » 25 Sep 2009, 15:35

hi everyone

long time listener, long time reader, first time poster
since its the singapore gp
here's a shot from last year

hootie

watka · Post by **watka** » 25 Sep 2009, 21:17

hootie wrote:

"Kimi prefers to sleep rough then check in at the local YMCA, or should that be YMPK"

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 29 Sep 2009, 03:26

FW08 wrote:
Life w12 wrote:Lets go old school

Nelson is furious after Eliseo utters the phrase "in just 26 years your son will deliberately crash and bring shame your family name".

"You take that back!"

The marshal, clearly, isn't going to have any of it.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Oct 2009, 18:36

Hey Jarno! The sign up sheet for the 2010 DTM Season is just over there. You'll be needing it.
also
Can anyone gimme a ride home? Norbert Haug just ditched me.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Oct 2009, 18:41

lol WUT? You hired Kimi as my new team-mate?
also
lol WUT? You hired HWNSNBM as my new team-mate? *Quivers in fear*

TheFlyingPig · Post by **TheFlyingPig** » 02 Oct 2009, 19:20

Sorry, error, idiot me! FAIL

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 02 Oct 2009, 19:25

kostas22 wrote:
lol WUT? You hired Kimi as my new team-mate?
also
lol WUT? You hired HWNSNBM as my new team-mate? *Quivers in fear*

You made a deal with Webber to crash on purpose!

TheFlyingPig · Post by **TheFlyingPig** » 02 Oct 2009, 19:25

WeirdKerr wrote:

Is it a bird, a plane? No, it's that damned pig!