HWNSNBM Facts

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 16 Dec 2011, 10:18

JeremyMcClean wrote:
stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)

Then he can make his breath smell like whatever he subconsciously decides. Mint, garlic, goulash, papayas, daffodils, Castrol GTX, Gianmaria Bruni's old socks... anything.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 16 Dec 2011, 10:43

JeremyMcClean wrote:
stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)

His breath smelles mintier and freshier...

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 16 Dec 2011, 16:53

Klon wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:
stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)

His breath smelles mintier and freshier...

HWNSNBM can make breath mints from garlic. And they are fresher than those made from peppermints.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Dec 2011, 23:46

Nope! You're all wrong! Heretics! His breath always smells like papaya!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 27 Dec 2011, 20:25

HWNSNBM once recorded a podcast with sign language

Faith tries to reach out and touch HWNSNBM

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 28 Dec 2011, 08:14

HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Dec 2011, 12:24

CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.

NORAD can track Father Christmas, but it would never be able to track HWNSNBM.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Dec 2011, 14:26

HWNSNBM has three hands - a left hand, a right hand, and the upper hand.

It is impossible for HWNSNBM to jump the start of a race - the race starts when he decides it starts.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 28 Dec 2011, 16:29

dr-baker wrote:
CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.

NORAD can track Father Christmas, but it would never be able to track HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM tracks NORAD you mean.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Dec 2011, 16:55

AdrianSutil wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.

NORAD can track Father Christmas, but it would never be able to track HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM tracks NORAD you mean.

Oh, of course. HWNSNBM can track NORAD, but NORAD cannot track HWNSNBM!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 29 Dec 2011, 19:06

HWNSNBM mostly wins Civilization games by Cultural Victory, however, he does not need to build three world wonders, he only needs to build three Scouts.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 30 Dec 2011, 09:17

HWNSNBM was a founding member of Neds Atomic Dustbin.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 30 Dec 2011, 11:50

HWNSNBM started the Arab Spring.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 30 Dec 2011, 23:08

HWNSNBM can do a lap of the LHC at CERN in negative 3 seconds.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 30 Dec 2011, 23:55

HWNSNBM gave Rick Astley up

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 31 Dec 2011, 02:12

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM gave Rick Astley up

HWNSNBM let Rick Astley down.
HWNSNBM deserted Rick Astley.
HWNSNBM made Rick Astley cry.
HWNSNBM said goodbye to Rick Astley.
HWNSNBM told Rick Astley lies and hurt him.

Too far? Yeah... :oops:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 31 Dec 2011, 10:20

HWNSNBM gave me one good reason to leave me,
I gave HWNSNBM ten good reasons to stay,
HWNSNBM is the only one I believe in,
Id be hurt, Id be hurt, if HWNSNBM went away.

For deffo too much this time.....

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 31 Dec 2011, 12:02

That went too far so HWNSNBM has sent me to try some diversion tactics:

On the first day of Christmas, HWNSNBM gave to me Alan Partridge in a pear tree.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 01 Jan 2012, 16:19

dr-baker wrote:That went too far so HWNSNBM has sent me to try some diversion tactics:

On the first day of Christmas, HWNSNBM gave to me Alan Partridge in a pear tree.

No, he gave everyone all twelve things all at once!

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 01 Jan 2012, 16:43

The mayas said the world would end on 21 December 2012. Then HWNSNBM came and destroyed their civilization.

Morale: only HWNSNBM has the power to destroy the world, and is unwise to arbitrarily establish dates.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 Jan 2012, 23:35

HWNSNBM has an irrational hatred for Rubens Barrichello. And Daniel Melrose for that matter.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 02 Jan 2012, 15:34

Ferrim wrote:The mayas said the world would end on 21 December 2012. Then HWNSNBM came and destroyed their civilization.

Morale: only HWNSNBM has the power to destroy the world, and is unwise to arbitrarily establish dates.

The Mayas knew HWNSNBM would come and destroy their civilization. Some say they knew this because his name got mentioned a lot at that time in that civilization. They made their calendar according to this prevision already. Some dude in our civilization 'studied' the Mayan calendar and misinterpreted this and now there is belief this refers to our day. HWNSNBM will come for him very soon...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 02 Jan 2012, 17:00

HWNSNBM still lives on Deep Space Nine

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Jan 2012, 17:17

CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM still lives on Deep Space Nine

HWNSNBM turned Vic Fontaine from a hologram to a real person using nothing but an EPS conduit.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 03 Feb 2012, 13:23

JeremyMcClean wrote:
stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)

Probably his breath smells like papaya!

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 03 Feb 2012, 23:16

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:
stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)

Probably his breath smells like papaya!

I've actually never eaten a papaya before

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 03 Feb 2012, 23:22

eurobrun wrote:I've actually never eaten a papaya before

Neither have I...

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 04 Feb 2012, 11:56

dr-baker wrote:
eurobrun wrote:I've actually never eaten a papaya before

Neither have I...

Neither I. :-)

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 04 Feb 2012, 17:08

HWNSNBM can transform a platypus nose into a beautiful one.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 04 Feb 2012, 23:18

ranig wrote:HWNSNBM can transform a platypus nose into a beautiful one.

And HWNSNBM can transform a papaya into a platypus nose.

In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM worships you!

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 05 Feb 2012, 10:39

HWNSNBM can beat Vettel's Top Gear time riding a unicycle.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Feb 2012, 10:55

WaffleCat wrote:HWNSNBM can beat Vettel's Top Gear time riding a table

Fixed

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 05 Feb 2012, 13:59

WaffleCat wrote:HWNSNBM can beat Vettel's Top Gear time sat back in an armchair that he found in the trash...

Fixed even better.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Feb 2012, 17:57

dr-baker wrote:
WaffleCat wrote:HWNSNBM can beat Vettel's Top Gear time sat back in an armchair that he found in the trash...

Fixed even better.

I meant the table without anyone carrying it.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Feb 2012, 18:23

HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 2

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 05 Feb 2012, 19:49

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 4

Fixed

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Feb 2012, 21:01

JeremyMcClean wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 4

Fixed

The point of my fact was that it isn't technically possible to get 100% on GT2, due to drag races being taken out.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 05 Feb 2012, 21:39

redbulljack14 wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 4

Fixed

The point of my fact was that it isn't technically possible to get 100% on GT2, due to drag races being taken out.

Oh!

I haven't played GT2 yet :oops:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Feb 2012, 22:10

JeremyMcClean wrote:I haven't played GT2 yet

That game was a very significant part of my childhood.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 05 Feb 2012, 22:15

redbulljack14 wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:I haven't played GT2 yet

That game was a very significant part of my childhood.

Don't blame me, I was a toddler when the game came out