The F1 Rejects superteam drivers for 2037 have been born

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 27 Jan 2012, 21:32

PRESS RELEASE

F1 Rejects Grand Prix team co-principal Enoch Law is proud to announce the early signing of the team's two drivers for the 2037 F1 season, and denies accusations of nepotism in the process.

Twins Timothy Law and Jeremy Law were signed immediately upon birth, auspiciously sharing a birthday with everyone's favourite ex-Ferrari test driver.

"The fact that they virtually share their first names with the Virgin drivers of 2011 is completely coincidental. I expect them to develop driving skills far beyond those of Messrs Glock and D'Ambrosio," Enoch said.

"As for their middle names, some might say there has been an attempt to channel the names of Top Gear presenters but that is also coincidental, and the other one is a nod to both a certain leading Australian F1 driver and a one-hit wonder for Spyker."

Enoch believes that Timothy and Jeremy are already demonstrating the skills necessary for Grand Prix superstardom (or rejectdom) in the future. "They already have tremendous reflexes and they know how to throw tantrums to get what they want."

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 27 Jan 2012, 21:45

Congratulations

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 27 Jan 2012, 21:46

Congratulations Enoch. All the best.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 27 Jan 2012, 21:48

Congrats for the twins!!

Post by **Londoner** » 27 Jan 2012, 22:16

Congratulations!

Priceless · Post by **Priceless** » 27 Jan 2012, 23:00

Congratulations Enoch!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Jan 2012, 23:19

Congratulations Enoch. :mrgreen:

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 28 Jan 2012, 02:08

Congratulations!

Post by **tommykl** » 28 Jan 2012, 05:49

Congrats Enoch

Minardi Man · Post by **Minardi Man** » 28 Jan 2012, 09:48

Congratulations Enoch!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 28 Jan 2012, 10:28

Congrats Enoch!

Post by **mario** » 28 Jan 2012, 12:33

eytl wrote:[...]
Enoch believes that Timothy and Jeremy are already demonstrating the skills necessary for Grand Prix superstardom (or rejectdom) in the future. "They already have tremendous reflexes and they know how to throw tantrums to get what they want."

They sound like the perfect replacements for Helmut Marko then...
Seriously, though, congratulations Enoch!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 28 Jan 2012, 12:37

Congratulations to you and your family, Enoch.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 28 Jan 2012, 12:39

Congratulations, man! You guys seem to have a penchant for rejectful birthday dates, don't you? :lol:

Keirdre · Post by **Keirdre** » 28 Jan 2012, 17:00

Many congratulations.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 28 Jan 2012, 19:17

We need a new word.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 28 Jan 2012, 19:18

Congratulazioni!

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 28 Jan 2012, 20:56

I like

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 28 Jan 2012, 22:07

You look very proud - congrats.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Jan 2012, 22:12

Hallelujah! Well done!

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 28 Jan 2012, 22:29

Ye gods, are you going to have some sleepless nights coming up... best of luck with that.

If they're actually called Timothy and Jeremy, and you're not just winding us up with that, then you deserve extra kudos, especially for resisting the temptation to call them Vitantonio and Narain.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 Jan 2012, 22:50

dinizintheoven wrote:Ye gods, are you going to have some sleepless nights coming up... best of luck with that.

If they're actually called Timothy and Jeremy, and you're not just winding us up with that, then you deserve extra kudos, especially for resisting the temptation to call them Vitantonio and Narain.

Surely Jean and Giovanni would be a tempting duo.

FantometteBR · Post by **FantometteBR** » 28 Jan 2012, 23:17

Congratulations man!

That they may and must have all the health, wealth and good stuff!

14 Hundred Hours · Post by **14 Hundred Hours** » 29 Jan 2012, 15:45

Congratulations! Here's looking forward to 2037

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 29 Jan 2012, 18:45

Not bad for a number 2 driver supporter... That's what we were talking about!

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 29 Jan 2012, 20:40

Best wishes! Please tell me you got them a rejects wall-clock for their inaugural birthday, wouldn't want them missing any meals!

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 29 Jan 2012, 21:09

Well done dude, best of luck to all of you over there, that's quite a family you're getting now!

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 30 Jan 2012, 10:09

Congratulations!
I see some great pontential in these two

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 30 Jan 2012, 11:18

Great news Enoch! Congratulations! Contrary to what is to be expected you don't need many sleepless nights since if you play either Valencia of Abu Dhabi GP's they should go to sleep in no time!

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 31 Jan 2012, 17:28

Hooray! I'm glad you didn't name them Corrado and Teo! Or worse, Michael and Ralf... Or Jacques and Gilles... Jacques and Gilles would have been nice actually.

I hope you are a very happy family! ^_^

Alianora La Canta · Post by **Alianora La Canta** » 02 Feb 2012, 19:14

Congratulations, Enoch! Timothy and Jeremy look really cute. May they both have long, happy and successful lives

James1978 · Post by **James1978** » 02 Feb 2012, 19:15

Only just noticed this (yes I was asleep!) but many congrats Enoch!!

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 08 Feb 2012, 01:22

Wow I'm late to the party. Congratulations and good luck with the team principal spot.

muttley · Post by **muttley** » 10 Feb 2012, 17:17

Well done Enoch! Maybe we'll see Ralf vs. Michael-style antics in 2037

Post by **Nuppiz** » 10 Feb 2012, 22:23

Congratulations!

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 13 Feb 2012, 03:17

Congratulations!

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 13 Feb 2012, 13:45

Congrats.

They're really cute.

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 07 Mar 2012, 23:05

Your wife did not vet the names properly then?

I suppose you could have called the Alex and Dennis :p

tzerof1 · Post by **tzerof1** » 09 Mar 2012, 17:51

Congratulations! I will definitely be looking out for these two come 2037. They're looking to be more of a dynamic driving duo than the Schumacher brothers were!