Experiment number one for this season... is go! And as qualifying starts in the morning, nobody really knows what this bizarre idea that has actually been carried out will bring, and the atmosphere is so tense you could cut it with a cricket stump.
Non-Championship Race: The Grand Reversal
Silverstone, Great Britain
Sunday, 27 July 2014THE GRIDCode: Select all
1 – 28 F. Barbazza Forti 1'33.182
2 – 3 J. Winkelhock AGS 1'33.527
3 – 23 C. Dagnall Minardi 1'33.609
4 – 36 P. Alliot Dome 1'33.867
5 – 5 P. Belmondo Toleman 1'33.989
6 – 37 J. Magnussen David Price 1'34.062
7 – 17 L. Badoer Monteverdi 1'34.221
8 – 18 A. Montermini Monteverdi 1'34.272
9 – 1 A. Yoong F1RM 1'34.429
10 – 20 E. Bertaggia EuroBrun 1'34.546
11 – 4 V. Weidler AGS 1'34.552
12 – 22 P-H. Raphanel ATS Rial 1'34.554
13 – 38 Þ. Einarsson David Price 1'34.587
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14 – 32 Y. Ide Stefan 1'34.668
15 – 19 C. Langes EuroBrun 1'34.749
16 – 33 P. Chaves Spyker 1'34.754
17 – 31 S. Nakano Stefan 1'34.791
18 – 21 G. Tarquini ATS Rial 1'35.150
19 – 40 B. Giacomelli GTM 1'35.152
20 – 34 P. McCarthy Spyker 1'35.203
21 – 9 P. Kralev Viking 1'35.443
22 – 29 R. Firman Simtek 1'35.642
23 – 26 M. Apicella SPAM 1'35.761
24 – 30 A. McNish Simtek 1'35.847
25 – 7 K. Nakajima Super Aguri 1'36.248
26 – 24 J-D. Délétraz Minardi 1'36.323
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DNQ – 6 M. Asmer Toleman 1'36.522
DNQ – 39 H. Noda GTM 1'36.532
DNQ – 25 E. Naspetti SPAM 1'36.689
DNQ – 12 O. Beretta SAC 1'36.842
DNQ – 27 O. Grouillard Forti 1'36.848
DNQ – 11 G. Foitek SAC 1'36.964
DNQ – 15 F. Fauzy Leyton House 1'37.094
DNQ – 35 S. Sarrazin Dome 1'37.368
DNQ – 2 E. Tuero F1RM 1'37.582
DNQ – 8 J. Villeneuve Super Aguri 1'37.784
DNQ – 16 R. Teixeira Leyton House 1'38.069
DNQ – 10 C. Hurni Viking 1'39.438
So, the first of these great experiments... held at Silverstone, the day after the British Grand Prix. Qualifying in the morning, race in the afternoon, a fiver per spectator for the potential comedy spectacle. A whole raft of conclusions can be drawn from the qualifying session, mainly that a top-line driver can get an amount of performance unheard of from a rolling bathtub, whereas a shocking driver is likely to be shocking in any car. At least, on a single lap basis, anyway. He who came out on top in the morning was Fabrizio Barbazza, being treated to a drive in a Forti; had his team-mate been more useful, Monteverdi wouldn't have been in the position they are in, Fab would have been trading cars with, say, SAC or Dome – but he didn't spurn this golden opportunity to put himself in the shop window. Joachim Winkelhock, temporarily reunited with AGS, if not the JH31, put the French bumblebee on the front row, hotly pursued by... Chris Dagnall. In a Minardi. (I remind you all that, at this point, the Women's European Cup is five races into the season, and
Vanina Ickx has won them all, in a 2013 Minardi.) Top banana, Daggers. Immediately behind him, Philippe Alliot took to the Dome like a duck to water, and Paul Belmondo wasn't too annoyed at trading his Simtek for a Toleman. And in sixth? Jan Magnussen... driving for
David Price. That's right, the undriveable heap of junk that has been rooted to the rear of the field and deep in the DNQs for pretty much every single qualifying session, the Great Dane wrestled to sixth. In fact, his time would have been good enough for eleventh in the real Grand Prix, beating the time that he set in his regular car! This was on a bone dry track, mind, but still...
how did he do that? We may never know. Luca Badoer and Andrea Montermini were line astern on row four, resplendent in purple instead of the colours of Brazil, followed by Alex Yoong, in an allegedly front-running F1RM with a slightly suspect engine... he's in a direct car swap with Chris Dagnall and has managed to be six places and eight tenths of a second behind the champ. Enrico Bertaggia was tenth, driving his familiar EuroBrun, in the first race of the season for which both EuroBruns have qualified... pity it's jusr for fun, isn't it? Volker Weidler in the AGS beat Pierre-Henri Raphanel in a more powerful ATS Rial than he was ever used to, which might cause the Frenchman some concern... and they both beat Þorvaldur Einarsson, whose tirade of expletives about the David Price car (which had been set up for the woefully inept Christophe Hurni) meant that the Icelandic TV transmission had to be temporarily stopped. Still... he managed to qualify it in the top half of the grid, but was genuinely astounded at what his team-mate had done.
Into the second half, and is that a lesser spotted Stefan I see? It's two of them, which Yuji Ide and Shinji Nakano managed to put in 14th and 17th place respectively, something which is a severe rarity for Stefan's regular drivers; between them, Claudio Langes wrenched his EuroBrun to 15th, amongst unfamiliar competition, with Pedro Chaves lurking just behind; his undoubted abilities should have seen him drag that Spyker into the top half. Behind Nakano, Gabriele Tarquini familiarised himself with an ATS Rial and the strange power delivery of its diesel engine just enough to take 18th, but not break the 1'35 mark, while Bruno Giacomelli, buoyed massively by the win in the Grand Prix the day before, took the GTM he'd been given, thrashed it as hard as possible, and though he qualified, when he saw what Jan Magnussen had done with the David Price, his jaw hit the floor. Maybe, just maybe, it is this horrid Malaysian pile of scrap carbon fibre and bits fished out of a skip that is the worst car on the grid... anyway, Perry McCarthy, also driving for Spyker, sat just behind... and Plamen Kralev surprised everyone. With a Viking Racing car at his disposal, he qualified, reasonably easily, but even so... two and a half seconds off the pole time, down in 21st, that's what it means to be a rejectful driver. Behind him, the Toleman drivers couldn't get to grip with the Simteks they were driving for the day, and ended up 22nd and 24th with Marco Apicella, also baffled by the diesel SPAM, between them. Super Aguri must have groaned when Kazuki Nakajima turned up in their garage after his failure-ridden 2011 season with them, but at least some mechanics still knew him, were sympathetic to his cause, and were obviously all fluent in Japanese. So Kaznak claimed the 25th grid slot, but there's no doubting that Aguri Suzuki made the right decision at the end of 2011, as Nakajima was beaten by both current Super Aguri drivers, driving Stefans, and also by his replacement at the team, Marco Apicella. And the last grid slot... some may ask "what is Délétraz doing?" but I know what he was doing – finding the transition to a Minardi a lot harder than Chris Dagnall had done.
And so to the non-qualifiers. Marko Asmer has qualified for every race this season... until now, that is, and he was not exactly complimentary about the handling of the Toleman. Hideki Noda, though, should have done more in the GTM, although with Jacko not terribly high up the grid, the theory that the GTM is actually the worst car on the grid holds up, either that or the Vikings are truly superb drivers. Marco Apicella may have found the diesel SPAM difficult to drive, but it was so hard for Emanuele Naspetti that he failed to make the grid. Olivier Beretta and Gregor Foitek had both been eliminated from the Grand Prix on Friday afternoon; they fared no better on the Grand Reversal, driving an SAC each, known to be a more powerful car. Olivier Grouillard, DNQing in the slot between them, fared no better despite having a Forti at his disposal that Barb had put on pole. Meanwhile, at Leyton House, they were only too pleased to pack up and go home; the sight of Fairuz Fauzy strolling into their garage was not something they relished, and he duly failed to qualify. Stéphane Sarrazin was another who found the change of teams too hard to deal with... and then, we get to the final four. Esteban Tuero managed to qualify for the Grand Prix in a Minardi; in a F1RM, albeit that of Jean-Denis Délétraz which had been driven slowly all weekend, he couldn't. Jacques Villeneuve just plain couldn't understand what he was doing in the Super Aguri, and despite the translation of what the Japanese engineers saying "just shut up and drive", the whinging Canuck posted a miserable time, and clearly could barely be bothered. He was more interested in knowing what Yuji Ide was doing in his Stefan. The final two... oh dear. Ricardo Teixeira had been a hero on the Friday, and had actually qualified for the Grand Prix... here, in a very powerful Leyton House, he posted a time
1.4 seconds slower than his Friday qualifying time, and if ever there was a "Reject Of The Qualifying" it should have been him... though Olivier Grouillard ran him close. And then there's Christophe Hurni – I think it is safe to say that this is the only way a Viking will ever be dead last on the timesheets, 1.4 seconds away from even Teixeira's woeful time, but he managed to shave almost three seconds off the time he'd set on Friday – I suppose that's what comes with all the extra power of the Viking, but the fact remains, he is still such an inept racing driver that he could not lift the car that is currently way out in front in the Constructors' Championship off the very bottom of the times. Not that the Viking mechanics minded one bit... well, half of them, anyway. They downed tools, cracked open a can or ten of beer that is their team sponsor, and prepared to cheer on their regular drivers...
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1 – 28 F. Barbazza Forti 60 1h 39'31.557
2 – 17 L. Badoer Monteverdi 60 1h 39'41.554
3 – 18 A. Montermini Monteverdi 60 1h 39'55.582
4 – 37 J. Magnussen David Price 60 1h 40'10.906
5 – 36 P. Alliot Dome 60 1h 40'23.013
6 – 22 P-H. Raphanel ATS Rial 60 1h 40'23.503
7 – 1 A. Yoong F1RM 60 1h 40'24.722
8 – 4 V. Weidler AGS 60 1h 40'42.081
9 – 20 E. Bertaggia EuroBrun 60 1h 40'46.921
10 – 34 P. McCarthy Spyker 60 1h 40'55.006
11 – 29 R. Firman Simtek 60 1h 41'03.430
12 – 21 G. Tarquini ATS Rial 60 1h 41'10.020
13 – 19 C. Langes EuroBrun 59 + 1 lap
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14 – 26 M. Apicella SPAM 59 + 1 lap
15 – 31 S. Nakano Stefan 59 + 1 lap
16 – 38 Þ. Einarsson David Price 59 + 1 lap
17 – 32 Y. Ide Stefan 59 + 1 lap
18 – 7 K. Nakajima Super Aguri 59 + 1 lap
19 – 30 A. McNish Simtek 59 + 1 lap
20 – 24 J-D. Délétraz Minardi 58 + 2 laps
21 – 9 P. Kralev Viking 54 + 6 laps (DNF)
22 – 5 P. Belmondo Toleman 42 engine
23 – 23 C. Dagnall Minardi 33 engine
24 – 3 J. Winkelhock AGS 29 engine
25 – 40 B. Giacomelli GTM 9 engine
26 – 33 P. Chaves Spyker 9 loose wheel
Glory to the man with the biggest hair in the F1RMGP paddock!
That Fabrizio Barbazza's first win came at a non-championship race that is considered "purely for fun" might be annoying in a way, but he has said "look,
this is what I can do given the right machinery at my disposal!" That said, his usual machinery was what chased him all the way to the line; Luca Badoer is one of the most highly rated drivers in the series, and as the two drivers had effectively switched cars, it may be him who is the one to demonstrate the higher level of ability. Not that Fab cared too much, and it will most likely motivate him for the rest of the season if he knows that his usual ride is capable of more than he thought he could get for it (and
so much more than Olivier Grouillard has so far done). The real star of the show, though, didn't end up on the podium. It doesn't count towards the final standings in any way, but... David Price and André Herck could barely believe their eyes as Jan Magnussen dragged their fearful pile of junk to fourth. Yes... fourth. On the lead lap, in a position that would have paid them 12 points, and instant unrejectification. The Dane was heard to comment that he'd even surprised himself, not realising that such a strong result could be extracted from such a gutless car. DPR's problem, of course, is not just the car, it's their drivers. Philippe Alliot and Pierre-Henri Raphanel were ultimately separated by only half a second at the line, the Dome's superior acceleration out of the last corner being what won it – but PHR had at least proved that he was no mug, even if he'd had to go back to his old team to do it. Alex Yoong kept his nose clean, and the F1RM's nose intact, as he cruised to seventh ahead of Volker Weidler and Enrico Bertaggia, the Italian driving a particularly feisty race as he was not saddled with the problem of driving someone else's car. Perry McCarthy, Ralph Firman and Gabriele Tarquini did nothing spectactular, but ended up on the lead lap, which is more than can be said of Claudio Langes; having also not had to change car, he should probably have done more. Marco Apicella was also hamstrung by the strange power delivery of the Peugeot diesel in his SPAM ride for the day, and failed to challenge.
One of the most interesting battles was deep in the lower-midfield, as Þorvaldur Einarsson duelled it out for supremacy with Shinji Nakano and Yuji Ide. Nothing unusual about that, most of the time, except that the battle was for 15th place and was contested between two evil-handling Stefans and the comically awful David Price car. The battle lasted for the whole race, Nakano eventually winning it, but both Japanese drivers said they'd be utterly thrilled to be rejoining Super Aguri and realised that this car could be their fate should they not perform – that's how Kazuki Nakajima came to drive it, after all. Þorvaldur was just left to marvel at how Jan Magnussen had extracted such a sterling performance out of such a painfully awful car. Kazuki Nakajima's fate had already been put in the spotlight in qualifying, as there is no way that he should have been behind either of the Stefans on his brief return to Super Aguri, now considered a far better team than when he drove for them – but the fact is, both Stefans beat him and that's why he has the regular Stefan drive, and why Nakano and Ide have something superior. Kaznak did at least have to consolation of beating Allan McNish, though, who was no more able to handle a Simtek than he is a Toleman at the moment, and as for Jean-Denis Délétraz... well, at least he finished.
The retirements will have sent shockwaves through the already nervous pit crews, as the last thing they needed was for their precious cars to be crashed or blown up by a driver from a rival team. Five of them suffered that fate, and you'd have to say Spyker were the team that got away lightly; Pedro Chaves, driving the #33 Spyker for the day, was eliminated after nine laps when his rear right wheel decided it no longer wanted to be part of the race and bounced off down Hangar Straight of its own accord; half a lap later, Bruno Giacomelli saw white smoke in his mirrors, and given that he was driving the horribly unreliable GTM, he shouldn't have been too surprised. His parting shot to Tony Fernandes and Dany Bahar was that both David Price cars had made it to the chequered flag, and that if there was any justice in this world, GTM would have been ranked last, he'd have had a DPR to drive and might have been in with a shot at glory... when was the last time you heard anything like that? So, for ruining the chances of one of the potential drivers to put the cat in a whole flock of pigeons, and let's not forget Hideki Noda couldn't even qualify the car,
Genii Team Malaysia take
Reject Of The Race as punishment for sliding behind DPR in the pecking order, whatever the final standings might say. Then, all was quiet for a while, but engine trouble saw off Joachim Winkelhock, on his visit to his former team, followed by the same problem for Chris Dagnall. He was annoyed; he'd been running third and hounding Luca Badoer for second, even believing he could go on and win the way Vanina Ickx had been doing in the previous year's car, but it all fell apart as the Motori Moderni engine rejected his ideas and gave up. The last to fall with engine trouble was Paul Belmondo, blowing up a Renault engine in the back of the Toleman, although given what Ralph Firman had been doing with that car recently, it defies belief that it was the engine that failed and not the bodywork. Finally, the Viking crew had been the most nervous of the lot; letting a reckless Bulgarian fortysomething reject with more money than sense drive their car on race day had not filled them with the joys of the Fimbul Winter, but the Fire King had been doing a respectable job; he was between Yuji Ide and Kazuki Nakajima, and not a million miles away from Þorvaldur Einarsson, when electrical gremlins sent the car coasting to a halt. But, seeing as the Viking crew thought Kralev would have crashed the car and an expensive rebuild job was on the cards, he didn't, it wasn't, and for that they were grateful. Though I think they'd still have preferred it if he hadn't qualified, and they could have had the day off.
So concludes the report on the first Grand Reversal. It is fair to say some drivers' stock has risen, whereas some have embarrassed themselves, and much the same goes for the teams. One thing is for sure, there are some drivers who certainly deserve a better drive than they are getting.