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Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 14 Mar 2012, 19:01

dr-baker wrote:
Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:I've only just realised - this is the team formerly known as Virgin... We have all recovered from our puerile sense of humour!

There is no woman which doesn't qualify as insane in some way and is a virgin at the age of 32. There is no joke to be made here.

Erm, this?

She's insane in some way. :lol:

A friend of mine is 28 and she has never had sex because... well, she's insane, in more than a way.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 14 Mar 2012, 20:37

What is wrong with you people?

Post by **Londoner** » 14 Mar 2012, 20:38

It be that cursed F1 Deprivation striking again, mere days before the weekend. Keep it together chaps :lol:

Post by **mario** » 14 Mar 2012, 20:46

East Londoner wrote:It be that cursed F1 Deprivation striking again, mere days before the weekend. Keep it together chaps

It is barely two days until the first practise session starts - I thought that the spate of car launches and testing would keep those last withdrawal symptoms at bay until then, but evidently not...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Mar 2012, 21:13

East Londoner wrote:It be that cursed F1 Deprivation striking again, mere days before the weekend. Keep it together chaps

I can't help it, I am slightly bored without Nick Heidfeld

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 14 Mar 2012, 23:47

Ferrim wrote:A friend of mine is 28 and she has never had sex because... well, she's insane, in more than a way.

She's in the same metaphorical boat as me then. Only I'm 29...

mario wrote:
East Londoner wrote:It be that cursed F1 Deprivation striking again, mere days before the weekend. Keep it together chaps

It is barely two days until the first practise session starts - I thought that the spate of car launches and testing would keep those last withdrawal symptoms at bay until then, but evidently not...

Sadly, I think it has nothing with F1 Deprivation, but just plain old Relationship Deprivation. Sorry. Will try and keep myself together on here...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 15 Mar 2012, 05:00

dr-baker wrote:
Ferrim wrote:A friend of mine is 28 and she has never had sex because... well, she's insane, in more than a way.

She's in the same metaphorical boat as me then. Only I'm 29...
mario wrote:
East Londoner wrote:It be that cursed F1 Deprivation striking again, mere days before the weekend. Keep it together chaps

It is barely two days until the first practise session starts - I thought that the spate of car launches and testing would keep those last withdrawal symptoms at bay until then, but evidently not...

Sadly, I think it has nothing with F1 Deprivation, but just plain old Relationship Deprivation. Sorry. Will try and keep myself together on here...

If it helps, TMLW has had only one relationship. And THAT lasted for a grand total of 2 minutes :lol:

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 15 Mar 2012, 05:05

Wizzie wrote:If it helps, TMLW has had only one relationship. And THAT lasted for a grand total of 2 minutes

And smart-ass here still seriously considered taking my advice for trying to get into a relationship of his own.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 15 Mar 2012, 05:09

the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Wizzie wrote:If it helps, TMLW has had only one relationship. And THAT lasted for a grand total of 2 minutes

And smart-ass here still seriously considered taking my advice for trying to get into a relationship of his own.

And that, my friends, is what you call 1-nil.

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 15 Mar 2012, 05:46

#firstworldproblems

You have them in this case, I don't.

David AGS · Post by **David AGS** » 15 Mar 2012, 10:15

Back to Virgin!

I got programme signed by both drivers. Pic seems very shy and quiet, I think mainly cause he dont speak fluent English. I got a Glock 'driver' card (well thats what I call it), gives his stats, a bit bout himself etc. Its signed too!

Here is the link (not sure how to put pics up on here)

http://i43.tinypic.com/30szvyv.jpg[/

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Mar 2012, 10:44

Voila. All you need to do is to put your link between these brackets without any spaces...: [img](link%20here)[/img]

Post by **tommykl** » 15 Mar 2012, 18:25

A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 Mar 2012, 18:29

tommykl wrote:I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

Tell me he did not say that. For everything that's holy, tell me he did NOT say that. If yes, I'm hanging myself for being too old. :mrgreen:

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 15 Mar 2012, 19:04

Klon wrote:
tommykl wrote:I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

Tell me he did not say that. For everything that's holy, tell me he did NOT say that. If yes, I'm hanging myself for being too old.

You don't have to worry about it though... Just wait until a rookie comes around saying his hero is Lewis Hamilton.

Post by **tommykl** » 15 Mar 2012, 19:58

Klon wrote:
tommykl wrote:I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

Tell me he did not say that. For everything that's holy, tell me he did NOT say that. If yes, I'm hanging myself for being too old.

He did say that. I'm tying my own rope as we speak.

Post by **Londoner** » 15 Mar 2012, 20:34

I was born EXACTLY 5 years after Pic was. We share the same birthday. The 1990s cannot seriously be 20 years ago, can they?

Post by **Ataxia** » 15 Mar 2012, 20:53

dr-baker wrote:
Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:I've only just realised - this is the team formerly known as Virgin... We have all recovered from our puerile sense of humour!

There is no woman which doesn't qualify as insane in some way and is a virgin at the age of 32. There is no joke to be made here.

Erm, this?

That woman has made me decide I do not wish to become old. 70 would be the maximum age I'd choose to live to, because I live in fear of incontinence and dementia.

And the wrinkles. The day when you look like your scrotum is the day there's nothing left for you in life.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Mar 2012, 22:03

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:And the wrinkles. The day when you look like your scrotum is the day there's nothing left for you in life.

Both ewwwwww and :lol:

.

But my grandparents are in their early-to-mid-80s and do not have dementia or incontinence problems.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Mar 2012, 22:34

tommykl wrote:A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

He just likes to get in the car and drive. He's an extreme drunk. I may have to start modelling my life on him.

Post by **mario** » 15 Mar 2012, 22:37

redbulljack14 wrote:
tommykl wrote:A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

He just likes to get in the car and drive. He's an extreme drunk. I may have to start modelling my life on him.

I hope that you don't choose to combine those two elements at the same time though...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Mar 2012, 23:16

mario wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
tommykl wrote:A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

He just likes to get in the car and drive. He's an extreme drunk. I may have to start modelling my life on him.

I hope that you don't choose to combine those two elements at the same time though...

Probably not.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 16 Mar 2012, 05:08

mario wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
tommykl wrote:A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

He just likes to get in the car and drive. He's an extreme drunk. I may have to start modelling my life on him.

I hope that you don't choose to combine those two elements at the same time though...

I think that's the shortest post you've ever made Mario :lol:

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 16 Mar 2012, 05:11

Wizzie wrote:I think that's the shortest post you've ever made Mario

This forum changes everyone, man, I tell you. You just wait, Mario, soon you will join the one-liners and also play an insane fictional racing driver. :lol:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 16 Mar 2012, 05:15

Klon wrote:
Wizzie wrote:I think that's the shortest post you've ever made Mario

This forum changes everyone, man, I tell you. You just wait, Mario, soon you will join the one-liners and also play an insane fictional racing driver.

2013 Cyprus GP: Both MRTs DNQ for the first time, the team boss gets arrested and we STILL didn't get ROTR. And to believe I went through all that trouble

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 16 Mar 2012, 05:26

Wizzie wrote:2013 Cyprus GP: Both MRTs DNQ for the first time, the team boss gets arrested and we STILL didn't get ROTR. And to believe I went through all that trouble

Because Melrose got arrested for damaging a hotel room - you should have trashed the motorhome, that would have helped. Let me tell you from experience. 8-)

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 16 Mar 2012, 08:03

tommykl wrote:A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

Feeling old now, feeling old. I can remember watching Kimi's first race for christ sake!!

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 16 Mar 2012, 10:55

AdrianSutil wrote:
tommykl wrote:A few weeks ago, I saw a small interview of Grosjean, Pic and Vergne. I died a little when Pic said: "When I was growing up, Räikkönen was my hero".

This is a new era, people.

Feeling old now, feeling old. I can remember watching Kimi's first race for christ sake!!

I remember watching Schumacher's first race, although I could not care at the time about him. I only saw Williamses and Senna in front of me and thinking "Why does my father keep talking about these Ferrari blokes? They are useless!"

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Mar 2012, 11:32

DanielPT wrote:I only saw Williamses and Senna in front of me and thinking "Why does my father keep talking about these Ferrari blokes? They are useless!"

The more things change the more they stay the same :lol:

Post by **Ataxia** » 17 Mar 2012, 14:24

Well...the car doesn't seem too bad, does it?

I'm sure there's some more performance to unlock, but it's definitely better than HRT.

QuickYoda41 · Post by **QuickYoda41** » 17 Mar 2012, 14:35

I think they did close to the best they could hope for after missing all the tests.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 17 Mar 2012, 14:43

Agreed, I think they've done a solid job considering the perils they were in a couple of weeks ago. In comparison to HRT who seem to have all sorts of problems if Karthikeyan's soundbites are to be believed, Marussia haven't done a bad job at all. Being competitive with Caterham though looks out of the question though. Their best hope will be a race with lots of attrition which may allow a few points giving them a jump on Caterham. It's a long shot though.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 17 Mar 2012, 20:30

Bit mundane I know, but Marussia tied up a number of deals prior to the Australian GP with partners, sponsors and suppliers, some new, some renewed.

Advanced lighting company JCC: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/546/

IT company VPS.NET: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/547/

Another IT company, 100TB: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/548/

A renewed contract with CNBC: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/550/

And finally the team's clothing this year will come from Burrda, replacing former supplier Kappa: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/552/

The most important of these is the renewed deal with CNBC because of their exposure on the cars, it's clearly a fairly substantial deal, though it's good to see the team getting out there and signing up new deals all the time. They clearly have a good marketing department! :lol:

Not sure (with the exception of CNBC) how many of these deals will see new logos on the cars, but either way it's all positive news!

EDIT: There's also a pretty cool video on the team's website showing some of the footage from Silverstone when they shook the car down and some soundbites from the drivers and Lowdon and Booth - http://www.marussiaf1team.com/magazine/554/

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 18 Mar 2012, 22:46

dr-baker wrote:
Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:I've only just realised - this is the team formerly known as Virgin... We have all recovered from our puerile sense of humour!

There is no woman which doesn't qualify as insane in some way and is a virgin at the age of 32. There is no joke to be made here.

Erm, this?

If it were somehow demonstrated that she has a point regarding long life, I'll be topping myself long before I hit 105. I don't think I can live that long knowing that I'll always be alone.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 18 Mar 2012, 23:01

RAK wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Klon wrote:There is no woman which doesn't qualify as insane in some way and is a virgin at the age of 32. There is no joke to be made here.

Erm, this?

If it were somehow demonstrated that she has a point regarding long life, I'll be topping myself long before I hit 105. I don't think I can live that long knowing that I'll always be alone.

Or maybe she's much younger and it has only felt like 105 years?!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 18 Mar 2012, 23:12

AndreaModa wrote:And finally the team's clothing this year will come from Burrda, replacing former supplier Kappa: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/552/

This seems like an apt switch for a team like Marussia - from the kit supplier for the mighty Italian giants AS Roma to the Swiss nobodies who supply perennial Premier League rejects Wolverhampton Wanderers!

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 18 Mar 2012, 23:22

kostas22 wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:And finally the team's clothing this year will come from Burrda, replacing former supplier Kappa: http://www.marussiaf1team.com/news/552/

This seems like an apt switch for a team like Marussia - from the kit supplier for the mighty Italian giants AS Roma to the Swiss nobodies who supply perennial Premier League rejects Wolverhampton Wanderers!

Well if you're going to be a reject team, you might as well do it properly!

So after a bit of a slow start to the weekend, Marussia emerge with their joint best result with Glock in 14th. It has to be up there as one of their best ever races, considering where they were prior to the weekend. Their pace is still a long way from even Caterham though - they were a good two seconds back in qualifying, though that may come down slightly with further set-up work and hopefully with upgrades to the car over the year. With Caterham once again struggling with reliability, Marussia need to strike and grab some good results in their absence, and that's what they've managed to do in Australia. I can't see points being scored though, and a realistic challenge to the midfield will have to wait until 2013. Good to see the doomsday predictions proven wrong though.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 19 Mar 2012, 03:44

I was kind of disappointed that Glock finished a lap down. If he was on the lead lap, he would have been classified 13th ahead of Maldonado, which would be crucial in securing a place in the WCC, since it came down to 13th placing last year. In fact, if Glock had finished 13th, Marussia would be 9th in the WCC ahead of Williams, Caterham and HRT.

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 19 Mar 2012, 04:31

Hard for me to admit... They did a good job.

Minardi Man · Post by **Minardi Man** » 19 Mar 2012, 19:48

solarcold wrote:Hard for me to admit... They did a good job.

Same...