HWNSNBM Facts

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 21 Mar 2012, 17:44

Hamilton and Massa dream on being HWNSNBM. When they do it during a race, they crash together.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 Mar 2012, 23:09

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can write on the Berlin Wall, Hadrian's Wall and the Great Wall of China all at the same time, without risk of prosecution for desecration. He can do this while also praying at the Western/Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.

Fix'd.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 22 Mar 2012, 09:43

HWNSNBM can modify any car to compete in 2012,even a Morris Marina.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 22 Mar 2012, 10:40

One day HWNSNBM stepped on a F1 nose. The first platypus nose was born.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 22 Mar 2012, 12:13

WaffleCat wrote:HWNSNBM can modify any car to compete in 2012, even these:

Fix'd.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Mar 2012, 15:45

HWNSNBM can make a stepped-nosed Ensign N179.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 22 Mar 2012, 16:33

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can make a stepped-nosed Ensign N179 out of Lego and run it faster than the F2012.

Fixed

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 23 Mar 2012, 01:53

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can write on the Berlin Wall, Hadrian's Wall and the Great Wall of China all at the same time, without risk of prosecution for desecration. He can do this while also praying at the Western/Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.

Fix'd.

You want to go on with walls?

HWNSNBM can write "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS" on a wall in Ancient Judea and not only will it not raise the ire of the Roman guards, they will consider it perfectly correct Latin grammar from that day onwards, they actually will eunt domus, and our GCSE Latin textbooks all magically change, Back To The Future-style.

Furthermore, as we all know, HWNSNBM is the Messiah. Gianmaria Bruni is a very naughty boy.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Mar 2012, 11:12

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can write on the Berlin Wall, Hadrian's Wall and the Great Wall of China all at the same time, without risk of prosecution for desecration. He can do this while also praying to himself at the Western/Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.

Fix'd.

Just noticed something else that need to be fix'd...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Mar 2012, 23:11

HWNSNBM was chaged with murdering Arthur Edward Hobgard, Brian Graham Whittaker, Reverend Jean-Claude Motson, Father Kevin Joyce O'Malley, Monsenior Jean-Paul Renard, Padre Robert Henry Noonan, Rabbis Edwin and Carey Makepeace Goodgold, Pope Mario Lacotti, Divisonal Fire Officer Karl-Heinz Beurich, Archbishop Stavros Nikolai Abpinalp, His Most Holy and Invisible Oneness Hwang-Kai Sun, Bombadier Arthur Bhudda and Nicholas Parsons...

...on, or about, the morning of the third sunday of Lent.

...He did murder these people but was not convicted.

The court also mentioned an event in Germany, 1944 where HWNSNBM, alone, half dead and without any weapons of any kind, was able to bite to death the entire staff of the first SS Panzer Division stationed in Basingstoke, Westfalia (its on the map)

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 24 Mar 2012, 01:32

HWNSNBM won 4 consecutive Mr. Universe titles, before retiring from male modeling at the age of 3.

HWNSNBM can kill the 0.01% of germs that Dettol can't.

HWNSNBM can watch programmes on the radio.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 24 Mar 2012, 15:50

HWNSNBM drove the number 1 Williams for 1993 and 1994.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 24 Mar 2012, 16:09

HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 25 Mar 2012, 00:44

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced.

I think you've ended the thread.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 25 Mar 2012, 21:25

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced.

I think you've ended the thread.

Then why is it still going?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Mar 2012, 21:29

JeremyMcClean wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced.

I think you've ended the thread.

Then why is it still going?

You know, I'm a mod, I could lock it.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 25 Mar 2012, 21:30

Phoenix wrote:
You know, I'm a mod, I could lock it.

Would HWNSNBM allow it?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Mar 2012, 21:31

JeremyMcClean wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
You know, I'm a mod, I could lock it.

Would HWNSNBM allow it?

No, but who cares.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 25 Mar 2012, 21:53

Phoenix wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
You know, I'm a mod, I could lock it.

Would HWNSNBM allow it?

No, but who cares.

So you don't care about HWNSNBM?

papayas are coming!

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dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Mar 2012, 22:00

JeremyMcClean wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced.

I think you've ended the thread.

Then why is it still going?

Ermmm.....

HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best driver that the world has ever produced.

NOW the thread may be locked.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Mar 2012, 22:17

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:So you don't care about HWNSNBM?
papayas are coming!

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You still don't know who invented the papaya meme?

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 26 Mar 2012, 00:16

Once this thread is locked only HWNSNBM will still be able to post comments.

But not before the fact that HWNSNBM can summarise Proust in under 15 seconds, he also has the only copy of Alain Prost's Recherche du temps perdu, which has 17 individual books about Ayrton Senna.

HWNSNBM does have an eye for the ladies, its on the end of a bargepole!

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 26 Mar 2012, 17:09

Phoenix wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:So you don't care about HWNSNBM?
papayas are coming!

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You still don't know who invented the papaya meme?

I can imagine that EVERYTHING has been invented by HWNSNMB, so he invented papaya too! :mrgreen:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 26 Mar 2012, 18:12

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:So you don't care about HWNSNBM?
papayas are coming!

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You still don't know who invented the papaya meme?

I can imagine that EVERYTHING has been invented by HWNSNBM, so he invented papaya too!

She's got you there, Phoenix!!!

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 26 Mar 2012, 21:37

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
You still don't know who invented the papaya meme?

I can imagine that EVERYTHING has been invented by HWNSNBM, so he invented papaya too!

She's got you there, Phoenix!!!

Wow, i'm totally surprised by you saying that.
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FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Mar 2012, 21:39

HWNSNBM even invented HWNSNBM

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 Mar 2012, 14:39

dr-baker wrote:She's got you there, Phoenix!!!

She hasn't. HWNSNBM told me to spread the word to all mankind that papayas are the Holy Fruit and the punishment everyone shall receive for intending His name in vain.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Mar 2012, 16:17

So the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a papaya then?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 Mar 2012, 16:19

dr-baker wrote:So the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a papaya then?

Were you doubting it?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Mar 2012, 16:22

Phoenix wrote:
dr-baker wrote:So the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a papaya then?

Were you doubting it?

No. Just clarifying...

I meant

of course...

Phew. Think I got away with it...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 27 Mar 2012, 16:46

dr-baker wrote:So the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a papaya then?

That leads to the question what is the fruit of the tree of life?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Mar 2012, 16:57

Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:So the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a papaya then?

That leads to the question what is the fruit of the tree of life?

Ah, could that be TFWNSNBM (The Fruit Whose Name Shall Not Be Named)?

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 27 Mar 2012, 17:12

Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:So the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a papaya then?

That leads to the question what is the fruit of the tree of life?

It is also a Papaya. A rule of the universe, written by HWNSNBM, states that in every planet with life there is a tree that has Papayas as fruit. Another rule states that every tree of abstract concepts has a Papaya as fruit.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 27 Mar 2012, 17:26

HWNSNBM's surname means tree gardner. Tree is referred to papaya tree.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Mar 2012, 17:48

Attempting to type HWNSNBM into your phone and it autocorrects into HWNSNBM, the same applies for computers without predictive autocorrecting abilities...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 27 Mar 2012, 18:17

HWNSNBM never broke the chain.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Mar 2012, 21:09

HWNSNBM finished 2nd in the 2004 Formula One season. Melrose just took all the credit for it because HWNSNBM was embarrassed that he lost to Schumacher :lol:

Post by **tommykl** » 28 Mar 2012, 07:17

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM finished 2nd in the 2004 Formula One season. Melrose just took all the credit for it because HWNSNBM was embarrassed that he lost to Schumacher

He also won the championship in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2009, but again, Melrose took credit for it because he was ashamed that he didn't win every race :mrgreen:

Melrose only ever drove the first five and last nine races of 2008.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 28 Mar 2012, 07:46

HWNSNBM got David Lee Roth back into Van Halen.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 28 Mar 2012, 11:51

HWNSNBM invented every single useful invention known to mankind.