Caption this!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Oct 2009, 20:45

Flav: "Thats where I want you to tell Liuzzi to crash, so Alonso can win."
Mallya: "But...thats into the Yas Marina harbour!"
Flav: "Yeah, that way Grosjean may finally be able to score a point too."
Horner: "Vijay's beard looks funny...hehe"

Post by **Nuppiz** » 02 Oct 2009, 21:51

Equal treatment of team mates? What the **** you mean by that?

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 02 Oct 2009, 22:13

Is that the new ice-cream refrigerator for Kimi? Damn, that's big.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 02 Oct 2009, 22:49

Lewis Hamilton: "What do you mean, 'Nicole's bought into the team?'!"

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 03 Oct 2009, 00:12

Michael, bro, I'm broke, nobody wants to hire me, and I haven't had a bath in two weeks. Can I take a shower at your place? I have a towel...

Life w12 · Post by **Life w12** » 03 Oct 2009, 00:17

kostas22 wrote:

Hamiltons expression when he sees how big Raikkonen's liquor cabinet is

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 03 Oct 2009, 01:15

Falco... PAWNCH!

Hamilton after realizing he might be the #2 driver in McLaren.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 03 Oct 2009, 14:15

Hi Lewis, apparently Dave Ryan has just negotiated immunity in return for a statement to the FIA.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 04 Oct 2009, 22:03

Fisi, my love, you look so sexy in red...

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 04 Oct 2009, 22:07

[quote="Ross Prawn"]

You substituted the aero team with Nicole and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls?

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 07 Oct 2009, 01:57

Another golden one, even if I do say so myself ...

Flav: "Have you seen my wife, Max? You'll know her when you see her; her breasts look like this."

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 07 Oct 2009, 04:55

Flab Flav: "Dude, WTF!"

Post by **Nuppiz** » 14 Oct 2009, 16:39

Flavio: You got away from your scandal easily, look what I got!

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 14 Oct 2009, 20:00

Quick guys, Lewis's software has crashed again.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 16 Oct 2009, 11:05

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 16 Oct 2009, 11:20

Ross Prawn wrote:

To counter the rumour that he is in fact a robot, Lewis decided to spend the entire offseason standing still, unblinking.

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:08

Lewis Hamilton: *clicks Back button of the browser* "Note to self: Do not read the Autosport forums for too long."

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:42

Hamilton: "It's, like, uncanny how familiar that guy looks. Who is that..?"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 18 Oct 2009, 12:10

Lewis Hamilton: "Hamilton reads Autosport during qualifying session'? Jesus, they get this stuff out quick ..."

Massa: "Alright, which one of you bastards put the blinds over my visor and then wondered why I didn't see that spring coming?"

Rubens Barrichello: "Got your eye on my seat at Brawn, do you? Not if I can help it!"

"No, Felipe, I said 'Show me your nose' ..."

When Martin Brundle described Sebastien Buemi as 'driving like he was somebody else', little did he know how right he was ...

Stefano Dmenicalli: "And here's to Kimi, who has graciously agreed to share some of his booze ... for the purposes of toasting to him for sharing his booze."

Bernie Ecclestone: "So, in this scene, Christian Bale is a millionaire playboy with a secret identity who races for Ferrari, and Aaron Eckhart is a former World Champion who was hideously scarred in an accident and is now seeking revenge on Christian? Eh, I'm not convinced."

Adrian Sutil: "This is why Michael Fassbender got killed in 'Inglourious Basterds'."

watka · Post by **watka** » 18 Oct 2009, 20:06

Captain Hammer wrote:

When Martin Brundle described Sebastien Buemi as 'driving like he was somebody else', little did he know how right he was ...

Buemi practices for his role as the title character in Terminator 5.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 19 Oct 2009, 00:53

Button: "Hey Rubens, how many Formula One drivers does it take to change a light bulb?"

Barrichello: "I don't know; how many Formula one drivers does it take to change a light bulb?"

Button: "I don't care, because I've just won the World Championship, baby!"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 19 Oct 2009, 01:03

Sebastien Buemi: The next Francois Hesnault.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 19 Oct 2009, 02:01

Button: "Say, Rubens, my flight has been cancelled. Would it be too much to ask if I could borrow your private jet?"

Barichello: "For sure, you can borrow it. Where were you thinking of going?"

Button: "Well, Richard Branson has got me doing a world tour of shopping centres starting on Tuesday, so I was thinking maybe ... New Zealand?"

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 07 Nov 2009, 01:16

Button: Psst, Rubens..

Rubens: What is it?

Button: I've just heard that they killed the "Caption this!" topic!

Rubens: Don't worry, I'm sure that some fool will bump it up eventually...

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 07 Nov 2009, 08:37

Hamilton on Autosport, someone did a nice photoshop. OK one mistake there but still...

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 07 Nov 2009, 09:58

Jenson Button: "Been away so long I hardly knew the place;
Gee, it's good to be back home.
Leave it 'til tomorrow to unpack my case;
Honey, disconnect the phone.
I'm back in the USSR.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy;
Back in the US,
Back in the US.
Back in the USSR."

Michael Schumacher: "Okay, to start with, you're too tall to be the Stig."

Jenson Button: "Look, Seb, a World Championship! I'm going for it. I hope my engine holds on ..."

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 07 Nov 2009, 11:59

Geez, he's still using XP :lol:

"Hey, Rubens, give Frankie my regards next year"

"What? My onboard cam broke down!"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Nov 2009, 12:13

Phoenix, my laptop has Vista, and that is one of the worst decisions I have ever made... so saying that McLaren is still using XP is probably actually a compliment to the intelligence of the company.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 07 Nov 2009, 12:19

I'm just praying that Windows 7 = no pointless security messages, and able to run GPM2.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 07 Nov 2009, 12:49

thehemogoblin wrote:Phoenix, my laptop has Vista, and that is one of the worst decisions I have ever made... so saying that McLaren is still using XP is probably actually a compliment to the intelligence of the company.

This is the charm of my puns: no one seems to get it the first time :lol:

. It was an alegory between the ultra-technology of modern F1 and the fact McLaren computers aren't using the latest OS.

Plus, I have Vista and it never gave me any trouble...

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 08 Nov 2009, 12:31

Mechanic: Diego, is everything functioning? Diego? Diego...

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 08 Nov 2009, 13:28

Diego Nunes starts from the bottom of the grid.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 08 Nov 2009, 16:32

RejectSteve wrote:

Every story has an Abbey ending.

Enrique Bernoldi · Post by **Enrique Bernoldi** » 08 Nov 2009, 20:16

Many Blue Flags wrote:

Strong tail winds prove to be tricky for the models as well as the drivers...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 08 Nov 2009, 20:22

"Ha, Hülkenberg thinks HE has the pole position..." :twisted:

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 09 Nov 2009, 09:18

The car #4 is actually Rrrrmmmmnnnnn Grrrjjjjnnnn

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 09 Nov 2009, 10:51

Bleu wrote:The car #4 is actually Rrrrmmmmnnnnn Grrrjjjjnnnn

There's a car number 4 in the photo? Where? I can't see it. Is is past the bottom of the photo or something?

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 09 Nov 2009, 10:54

Captain Hammer wrote:

Fur hats?? KTM? If this isn't an indication that the Vyborg Rocket will drive for Brawn next year, then I don't know what is! :lol:

midgrid · Post by **midgrid** » 09 Nov 2009, 14:37

Captain Hammer wrote:

Jenson Button and Andy Priaulx prepare for a job interview with MegaFon, the new owners of the former Toyota team.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 09 Nov 2009, 15:32

Modern day cossacks

Button: Let's driiiiiiiiive!
Vettel: You forgot to take your pills again?