Faustus wrote:We're both not getting any younger, are we?
Nobody is, sadly.
Only HWNSNBM gets younger.
HWNSNBM is outside of time and space - he gets neither older nor younger. Ferenc Szisz was a pseudonym because his name could not be mentioned.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM invented Ross Brawn.
And Adrian Newey. But both are only allowed to work because HWNSNBM let's them.
Maybe HWNSNBM is Ross Brawn and Adrian Newey.
Nah, he just gets to choose which gets to have a dominant period. It was HWNSNBM who decided that Brawn was going to be dominant with Benetton in 1994/5, with Ferrari 2000-4 and with Brawn in 2009. It was also HWNSNBM who allowed Newey to be dominant with Williams in the 1990s, to not win (m)any titles with McLaren and to be recently dominant with Red Bull.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
When James Cameron arrived at the bottom of the Mariana Trench he was surprised to find HWNSNBM already down there doing a roaring trade from his Scuba shop.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM is Bernie Ecclestone's secret father.
I think...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM is Bernie Ecclestone's secret father.
I think...
Probably he's Bernie's father and Bernie's son at the same time.
CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM is Bernie Ecclestone, wearing a Bernie Ecclestone mask. And he would've gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids.
Soooo: HWNSNBM is Bernie, Bernie's father AND Bernie's son. Gotcha.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
HWNSNBM is as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so he can leap up at other drivers better. He also lights up at night and has 4 ears, two are for listening, and two are backup ears. His fingernails are as big as cups, and he has a tremendous fear of stamps. He has magnets instead of feet, and instead of a mouth, he has 4 arses.
Dougal! What have I told you about believing in things which aren't real? Now, put HWNSNBM on the list along with non-catholic gods and the Yeti. Or, this time next week, you'll have to...
*gasp*
THROW A PAPAYA AT BISHOP BRENNAN!
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
takagi_for_the_win wrote:HWNSNBM is as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so he can leap up at other drivers better. He also lights up at night and has 4 ears, two are for listening, and two are backup ears. His fingernails are as big as cups, and he has a tremendous fear of stamps. He has magnets instead of feet, and instead of a mouth, he has 4 arses.
kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM's real identity is not Z**** B********** as many people seem to believe. His real name is David Koczo.
These are two of HWNSNBM's numerous identities.
I'm wondering which are the others identities...
Well there are unconfirmed reports that every single one of Melrose's Grand Prix wins were actually HWNSNBM in disguise (Which meant that he finished both first and last in the 2004 Italian Grand Prix)
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Wizzie wrote:Well there are unconfirmed reports that every single one of Melrose's Grand Prix wins were actually HWNSNBM in disguise (Which meant that he finished both first and last in the 2004 Italian Grand Prix)
A feat only accomplishable by HWNSNBM. Legend has it that HWNSNBM founded Forti, but pulled the plug when he got bored
Wizzie wrote:Well there are unconfirmed reports that every single one of Melrose's Grand Prix wins were actually HWNSNBM in disguise (Which meant that he finished both first and last in the 2004 Italian Grand Prix)
A feat only accomplishable by HWNSNBM. Legend has it that HWNSNBM founded Brawn, but pulled the plug when he got bored
Fix'd.
aerond wrote:Yes RDD, but we always knew you never had any sort of taste either
tommykl wrote:I have a shite car and meme sponsors, but Corrado Fabi will carry me to the promised land with the power of Lionel Richie.
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
The Williams car that Maldonado drove to pole was not the current chassis that Williams currently use.That was last year's Williams with a few minor tweaks added by HWNSNBM.
My friend's USB drive spoiled, spilled tea on her laptop and had a bird poo in her hand.
dinizintheoven wrote:So do I. Gianmaria Bruni did it.
No, it was the FIA for allowing the F1 teams to race so many dogs this year. Ooops, my mistake, they are platypussies. Never mind, as you were.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Edin Dzeko and Sergio Aguero are HWNSNBM's other sons who he's always ket secret. Not any more!
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
