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[Sunshine_Baby_[IT]]

I'm currently 68th with 587 posts. Pasta is 69th with 586...

I think you are battling for a lost cause.

I think you're right!

[pasta_maldonado]

I'm currently 68th with 587 posts. Pasta is 69th with 586...

I think you are battling for a lost cause.

I think you're right!

Yep looks like the battle is over

[pasta_maldonado]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

[DemocalypseNow]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

[Londoner]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

I rarely post more than about 6 or 7 times a day normally, even when I have nothing else to do. Bloody hell.

[pasta_maldonado]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

I rarely post more than about 6 or 7 times a day normally, even when I have nothing else to do. Bloody hell.

I actually don't know how it happened. It was only Monday when i had my 500th post, maybe it was the competition i had with Sunshine.....I don't know whether to be ashamed or overjoyed

[Aerospeed]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

All I have to say is Wizzie, watch out!

Seriously, 50 posts a day???

[pasta_maldonado]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

All I have to say is Wizzie, watch out!

Seriously, 50 posts a day???

I don't know how I'm coming after you wizzie

[TomWazzleshaw]

Just realised, had my 600th post. That's 100 posts in 2 days

All I have to say is Wizzie, watch out!

Seriously, 50 posts a day???

I don't know how I'm coming after you wizzie

Not on my watch

[pasta_maldonado]

Give it a year Wizzie, I'll be right behind you

[Ataxia]

There's more to life than posts...

[Klon]

One could be cynical and say that 50 ppd are rather useless since most of them are one-liners devoid of much meaning, but I most certainly won't.

[pasta_maldonado]

There's more to life than posts...

Quite true, just at the moment I've got quite a lot of free time and no way to spend it

One could be cynical and say that 50 ppd are rather useless since most of them are one-liners devoid of much meaning, but I most certainly won't.

Probably, 50ppd is nothing to be proud of

[TomWazzleshaw]

There's more to life than posts...

I tried having a life once. Went to hell after four weeks

[Londoner]

There's more to life than posts...

I tried having a life once. Went to hell after four weeks

You could always try again, you know.

Of course, it does depend on how much of a shithole the town where you live is. Lowestoft is absolutely awful for someone my age. And it's full of bloody chavs and plastics.

[RonDenisDeletraz]

In 2 years the top 3 will be Wizzie, Pasta and me. Maybe.

[DemocalypseNow]

In 2 years the top 3 will be Wizzie, Pasta and me. Maybe.

Nah, it will be Wizzie-Me-Pasta. I don't see myself getting a life any time soon

[Sunshine_Baby_[IT]]

I rarely post more than about 6 or 7 times a day normally, even when I have nothing else to do. Bloody hell.

I actually don't know how it happened. It was only Monday when i had my 500th post, maybe it was the competition i had with Sunshine.....I don't know whether to be ashamed or overjoyed

Pasta, are you sure you're a human? Because I'm starting to think you are secretly HWNSNBM!

[Ataxia]

There's more to life than posts...

I tried having a life once. Went to hell after four weeks

You could always try again, you know.

Of course, it does depend on how much of a shithole the town where you live is. Lowestoft is absolutely awful for someone my age. And it's full of bloody chavs and plastics.

Easy pickings mate, get in

[Klon]

We all know how good Life is - why the bathplug would you want one? I'd rather have Supertec than a Life...

... which means that as soon as I am finished my studies, I will buy myself a new-age game console.

[DanielPT]

One could be cynical and say that 50 ppd are rather useless since most of them are one-liners devoid of much meaning, but I most certainly won't.

I don't want to be picky but that post, in my screen, is a one-liner!

[DemocalypseNow]

One could be cynical and say that 50 ppd are rather useless since most of them are one-liners devoid of much meaning, but I most certainly won't.

I don't want to be picky but that post, in my screen, is a one-liner!

So was that Daniel! But now, to avoid looking like a hypocrite, I must start blabbing on much like they do in popular Radio 4 comedy panel show Just a Minute, where one must talk about a randomly assigned subject such as 'bananas' for 60 seconds without deviating from the subject, using repetition or hesitating. Bananas are quite a mysterious fruit you must admit, when you consider they are not actually from the aforementioned group of plant. It has been quite a controversial issue, with taxonomists at a loss to explain which species they belong to. It would have helped if they originated from a single geographical area, though that is not the case, and instead they are found in South Asia, the Caribbean, South America and East Africa, albeit you are unlikely to find a Rwandan banana in the produce aisle of your local Tesco's any time soon. Speaking of rare bananas to find in a supermarket, the Gros Michel cultivar is not viable to be exported all the way to our store shelves, thanks to the Panama Disease fungus, which one can only assume originates from said country, therefore that type of banana must not be found in Papua New Guinea, as the island is nowhere near Central America.

[AdrianSutil]

I have a headache now...

[TomWazzleshaw]

One could be cynical and say that 50 ppd are rather useless since most of them are one-liners devoid of much meaning, but I most certainly won't.

I don't want to be picky but that post, in my screen, is a one-liner!

So was that Daniel! But now, to avoid looking like a hypocrite, I must start blabbing on much like they do in popular Radio 4 comedy panel show Just a Minute, where one must talk about a randomly assigned subject such as 'bananas' for 60 seconds without deviating from the subject, using repetition or hesitating. Bananas are quite a mysterious fruit you must admit, when you consider they are not actually from the aforementioned group of plant. It has been quite a controversial issue, with taxonomists at a loss to explain which species they belong to. It would have helped if they originated from a single geographical area, though that is not the case, and instead they are found in South Asia, the Caribbean, South America and East Africa, albeit you are unlikely to find a Rwandan banana in the produce aisle of your local Tesco's any time soon. Speaking of rare bananas to find in a supermarket, the Gros Michel cultivar is not viable to be exported all the way to our store shelves, thanks to the Panama Disease fungus, which one can only assume originates from said country, therefore that type of banana must not be found in Papua New Guinea, as the island is nowhere near Central America.

*Buzzer* Repetition of the words South and America!

[DemocalypseNow]

I don't want to be picky but that post, in my screen, is a one-liner!

So was that Daniel! But now, to avoid looking like a hypocrite, I must start blabbing on much like they do in popular Radio 4 comedy panel show Just a Minute, where one must talk about a randomly assigned subject such as 'bananas' for 60 seconds without deviating from the subject, using repetition or hesitating. Bananas are quite a mysterious fruit you must admit, when you consider they are not actually from the aforementioned group of plant. It has been quite a controversial issue, with taxonomists at a loss to explain which species they belong to. It would have helped if they originated from a single geographical area, though that is not the case, and instead they are found in South Asia, the Caribbean, South America and East Africa, albeit you are unlikely to find a Rwandan banana in the produce aisle of your local Tesco's any time soon. Speaking of rare bananas to find in a supermarket, the Gros Michel cultivar is not viable to be exported all the way to our store shelves, thanks to the Panama Disease fungus, which one can only assume originates from said country, therefore that type of banana must not be found in Papua New Guinea, as the island is nowhere near Central America.

*Buzzer* Repetition of the words South and America!

Oh piss off! The first reptition was only like half way through though, so you have 30 seconds on 'Bananas'.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Bananas are a bright yellow fruit which can be used for many things. To give an example, green bananas could be useful for a cook to turn into Banana chips or crisps. These are either sweet or savoury depending on the seasoning one puts on them. Bananas are renowned as a superfood for very good reason as they are full of nutrients and other good stuff. I was saw a video of a bannana and a woman and... uhhh...

[DanielPT]

One could be cynical and say that 50 ppd are rather useless since most of them are one-liners devoid of much meaning, but I most certainly won't.

I don't want to be picky but that post, in my screen, is a one-liner!

So was that Daniel! But now, to avoid looking like a hypocrite, I must start blabbing on much like they do in popular Radio 4 comedy panel show Just a Minute, where one must talk about a randomly assigned subject such as 'bananas' for 60 seconds without deviating from the subject, using repetition or hesitating. Bananas are quite a mysterious fruit you must admit, when you consider they are not actually from the aforementioned group of plant. It has been quite a controversial issue, with taxonomists at a loss to explain which species they belong to. It would have helped if they originated from a single geographical area, though that is not the case, and instead they are found in South Asia, the Caribbean, South America and East Africa, albeit you are unlikely to find a Rwandan banana in the produce aisle of your local Tesco's any time soon. Speaking of rare bananas to find in a supermarket, the Gros Michel cultivar is not viable to be exported all the way to our store shelves, thanks to the Panama Disease fungus, which one can only assume originates from said country, therefore that type of banana must not be found in Papua New Guinea, as the island is nowhere near Central America.

Yes, but I am not cynical.


There, a post with 4 lines! And yes, blank lines are lines too. They contain carriage return and line feed characters!

[DanielPT]

Bananas are a bright yellow fruit which can be used for many things. To give an example, green bananas could be useful for a cook to turn into Banana chips or crisps. These are either sweet or savoury depending on the seasoning one puts on them. Bananas are renowned as a superfood for very good reason as they are full of nutrients and other good stuff. I was saw a video of a bannana and a woman and... uhhh...

...and the women ate the banana quickly because she was on a small break in her professional tennis match at Roland Garros. She then proceeded to win that match before falling out of the tournament at the hands of a seeded player. The loss had nothing to do with food intake during the match which was the expected for a tennis player, but nevertheless it was explained why such players eat bananas.

I imagine this is what you were going to say!

[TomWazzleshaw]

Bananas are a bright yellow fruit which can be used for many things. To give an example, green bananas could be useful for a cook to turn into Banana chips or crisps. These are either sweet or savoury depending on the seasoning one puts on them. Bananas are renowned as a superfood for very good reason as they are full of nutrients and other good stuff. I was saw a video of a bannana and a woman and... uhhh...

...and the women ate the banana quickly because she was on a small break in her professional tennis match at Roland Garros. She then proceeded to win that match before falling out of the tournament at the hands of a seeded player. The loss had nothing to do with food intake during the match which was the expected for a tennis player, but nevertheless it was explained why such players eat bananas.

I imagine this is what you were going to say!

Yeah, that's what I was going to say before I hesitated *Shifty eyes*

EDIT: And with that, I hit the 8000 post mark

[Klon]

You guys are awful - I literally have no money whatsoever and only a few fish filets around which I have to feed myself with for the entire upcoming weekend and now you make me hungry. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, really.

[TomWazzleshaw]

You guys are awful - I literally have no money whatsoever and only a few fish filets around which I have to feed myself with for the entire upcoming weekend and now you make me hungry. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, really.

I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that, aren't I?

[Klon]

You guys are awful - I literally have no money whatsoever and only a few fish filets around which I have to feed myself with for the entire upcoming weekend and now you make me hungry. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, really.

I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that, aren't I?

No, since my miserable state in self-induced by me being an air-headed idiot.

[RonDenisDeletraz]

My main goal is to stay ahead of pasta for as long as possible. Next off season should be interesting.

[TomWazzleshaw]

My main goal is to stay ahead of pasta for as long as possible. Next off season should be interesting.

He got F1 Deprivation after a week of no F1. You have no hope, young Eurobrun.

Unless you get a proper computer, of course.

[RonDenisDeletraz]

My main goal is to stay ahead of pasta for as long as possible. Next off season should be interesting.

He got F1 Deprivation after a week of no F1. You have no hope, young Eurobrun.

Unless you get a proper computer, of course.

I already have a computer, I'm just not home that often.

[pasta_maldonado]

I rarely post more than about 6 or 7 times a day normally, even when I have nothing else to do. Bloody hell.

I actually don't know how it happened. It was only Monday when i had my 500th post, maybe it was the competition i had with Sunshine.....I don't know whether to be ashamed or overjoyed

Pasta, are you sure you're a human? Because I'm starting to think you are secretly HWNSNBM!

It's an honour to be confirmed to the great being, but alas I am human...

My main goal is to stay ahead of pasta for as long as possible. Next off season should be interesting.

He got F1 Deprivation after a week of no F1. You have no hope, young Eurobrun.

Unless you get a proper computer, of course.

I have a prior medical condition that makes the induction of F1 deprivation 10 times more likely.

And, rather like Wizzie, I did have a life once.

[TomWazzleshaw]

My main goal is to stay ahead of pasta for as long as possible. Next off season should be interesting.

He got F1 Deprivation after a week of no F1. You have no hope, young Eurobrun.

Unless you get a proper computer, of course.

I have a prior medical condition that makes the induction of F1 deprivation 10 times more likely.

And, rather like Wizzie, I did have a life once.

That being said, my ex and I managed to put our differences aside today so at least we can coexist, which I guess is a good thing. There's a lesson in there for everyone but I have no idea what it is

[RonDenisDeletraz]

And, rather like Wizzie, I did have a life once.

The strange thing is I practically lost/gave up my chance of having a life today.

[pasta_maldonado]

The strange thing is I practically lost/gave up my chance of having a life today.

It's half term in England, hence the massive post count

That being said, my ex and I managed to put our differences aside today so at least we can coexist, which I guess is a good thing. There's a lesson in there for everyone but I have no idea what it is

Time and tide wait for no man?....

[RonDenisDeletraz]

The strange thing is I practically lost/gave up my chance of having a life today.

It's half term in England, hence the massive post count

I am so bathplugging over everything about my life, I am probably not even going to pass my year level.