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midgrid wrote:Christijan Albers missed his braking point for Turn Three at Melbourne and crashed out in 2007, due to his earpiece falling out and distracting him.


I wonder if they are still rattling around in his head somewhere? What with the lack of brains Albers appear to show in his F1 career. ;)

Do you, by any chance, know what Albers excuse was for driving away with the fuel hose still attatched to his car at Magny Cours in 2007? That gotta be a good one.

Perhaps, more 'unusual' that a 'ridiculous' excuse but still worth a mention here, is when Alain Prost spun out of either the 1984 or 1985 Austrian GP on a patch of oil when others didn't. IIRC this was because he had one hand holding his gear stick in place (I think he was suffering gearbox problems at the time). Therefore Prost only had one hand on the steering wheel when the car over steered due to the oil.

Finally I have another slightly ridiculous excuse to report from my virtual racing exploits. This time on F1 2011. Basically I had very little sleep over the weekend (6 hours in three days!!!) & was amazed at the effects that sleep deprivation has on your racing ability. Obviously I knew it wouldn't help, but just in the ways it affected your brain were staggering. In short its a bit similar to racing when you are drunk. (i.e. you know what you you need to do, but your brain just can't process that correctly to your fingers/arms/legs correctly, so your co-ordination, touch etc are all messed up).

Anyway I was doing a quali lap at Sliverstone & at Becketts, due to my lack of sleep, my brain basically when into overload. So instead of downshifting for the final part, to get good drive onto the hanger straight, I accidental hit the Kers button & had a massive spin. :lol:

Funny thing is that, that action of downshifting is normally completely natural & usually I've never had to think twice about it in the 1000's of laps I had done previously at that corner. However when you are sleep deprived, I found it was a massive effort & my fingers weren't doing quite what I wanted them to do. Also this was on a steering wheel, not a pad, so it wasn't as if the Kers button & gear paddle were close together. It was a very strange feeling indeed, the way your body felt slightly detached to what you wanted it to do. But not in a good way.

EDIT; I meant to say DRS button instead KERS button in the above.
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Not so ridiculous,but in the 1973 Singapore Grand Prix(then a Formula Libre event),Vern Schuppan was leading Malcom Ramsay,when stones thrown up by Schuppan ruptured Ramsay's fuel tank,dousing him in petrol.According to his mechanic,

"Ramsay soldier on but the pain of the petrol burning his balls forced him to retire"

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ibsey wrote:
midgrid wrote:Christijan Albers missed his braking point for Turn Three at Melbourne and crashed out in 2007, due to his earpiece falling out and distracting him.


I wonder if they are still rattling around in his head somewhere? What with the lack of brains Albers appear to show in his F1 career. ;)

Do you, by any chance, know what Albers excuse was for driving away with the fuel hose still attatched to his car at Magny Cours in 2007? That gotta be a good one.


This is from FORIX:

Christijan Albers wrote:From today I think the most important thing is that the guys were OK and nobody was hurt in the accident. The first stint was quite OK at the beginning but then I got a lot of oversteer and the balance changed a little bit. I think I just made a mistake in the pits, I thought the lollipop was going up. It was quite chaotic as Adrian had just been in the pits, but more on my side and I just drove away. I am pleased that the guys are OK; this is the first time in my life that this has happened, and hopefully the last.


I think it's the only incident of this type that I've seen in which both the following were true: (a) the lollipop was completely immobile; and (b) the driver did not stop once he'd realised that he had gone too early.
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Christijan Albers wrote:From today I think the most important thing is that the guys were OK and nobody was hurt in the accident. The first stint was quite OK at the beginning but then I got a lot of oversteer and the balance changed a little bit. I think I just made a mistake in the pits, I thought the lollipop was going up. It was quite chaotic as Adrian had just been in the pits, but more on my side and I just drove away. I am pleased that the guys are OK; this is the first time in my life that this has happened, and hopefully the last.


Funny thing was that was the last time he ever did that... or anything else in a Formula One car for that matter :lol:
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Christijan Albers wrote:From today I think the most important thing is that the guys were OK and nobody was hurt in the accident. The first stint was quite OK at the beginning but then I got a lot of oversteer and the balance changed a little bit. I think I just made a mistake in the pits, I thought the lollipop was going up. It was quite chaotic as Adrian had just been in the pits, but more on my side and I just drove away. I am pleased that the guys are OK; this is the first time in my life that this has happened, and hopefully the last.


Funny thing was that was the last time he ever did that... or anything else in a Formula One car for that matter :lol:


Not quite - he took part in one more race (British GP) before being replaced by Winkelhock. ;)
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'We can try and come up with excuses but, at the end of the day, we lacked preseason running time.'

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Jocke1 wrote:'We can try and come up with excuses but, at the end of the day, we lacked preseason running time.'

Narain @ Melbourne 2012


:? How is that ridiculous?
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Just when you had thought you've heard all the excuses under the sun along comes our dear old friend Andrea de Cesaris with a real gem. According to a very interesting interview with him in this month's Motorsport Magazine, at Monza in 1988 Andrea claimed his steering wheel came off in his hands whilst he was driving. Apparently Gunther Schmid didn't initially believe this excuse. So Andrea had to show him photos to prove that was the real reason he crashed!!! :lol:

Also in that same interview Andrea mentions before the 1988 season began, Gustav Brunner (designer) asked engine tuner Henri Mader how big the fuel tanks should be for the Rial. To which Mader answered 190 litres. This proved to be a an oversight that led to the fuel tank being too small even to just finish Grand Prix's. So Andrea says not matter how carefully he drove, using less revs etc, there was no way he could avoid running out of fuel in races like Canada & Australia, where there had been the potenial to score good points. Reminds you of when the Virgin team had the same oversight, re; fuel tank sizes, sparking all those funny Virgin puns, that followed.

Actually De Cesaris antics tends to remind me of another similar type of driver to him. Vittorio Brambilla who of course is best remembered for spinning off and wrecking the nose of his car as he won a wet Austrian Grand Prix in 1975. I guess there can be no better excuse for destroying your car than 'sorry boss for crashing, but I was too busy celebrating my win'. :lol:
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ibsey wrote:Just when you had thought you've heard all the excuses under the sun along comes our dear old friend Andrea de Cesaris with a real gem. According to a very interesting interview with him in this month's Motorsport Magazine, at Monza in 1988 Andrea claimed his steering wheel came off in his hands whilst he was driving. Apparently Gunther Schmid didn't initially believe this excuse. So Andrea had to show him photos to prove that was the real reason he crashed!!! :lol:

Also in that same interview Andrea mentions before the 1988 season began, Gustav Brunner (designer) asked engine tuner Henri Mader how big the fuel tanks should be for the Rial. To which Mader answered 190 litres. This proved to be a an oversight that led to the fuel tank being too small even to just finish Grand Prix's. So Andrea says not matter how carefully he drove, using less revs etc, there was no way he could avoid running out of fuel in races like Canada & Australia, where there had been the potenial to score good points. Reminds you of when the Virgin team had the same oversight, re; fuel tank sizes, sparking all those funny Virgin puns, that followed.

Actually De Cesaris antics tends to remind me of another similar type of driver to him. Vittorio Brambilla who of course is best remembered for spinning off and wrecking the nose of his car as he won a wet Austrian Grand Prix in 1975. I guess there can be no better excuse for destroying your car than 'sorry boss for crashing, but I was too busy celebrating my win'. :lol:


The thing is, Brambilla was absolutely spot on :lol:

And the steering wheel coming apart at Monza? Jesus, I wouldn't want to be put in that situation :shock:
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Forgot to mention also from that same interview, De Cesaris says that he couldn’t avoid crashing out from the 1981 British GP, after Gilles Villeneuve spun in front of him, Watson & Jones. I find this a slightly ridiculous excuse since his teammate John Watson, who was just ahead of De Cesaris when the incident happened, managed to avoid the carnage & when on to win the race. Watching the replays again on this link…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwZETduPu0 (the incident at 1:22)

…it seems to me that as soon as Villeneuve starts spinning, Watson starts to back off, sensing trouble. Whislt De Cesaris, seems not to notice Villeneuve in trouble just ahead & doesn’t back off. Instead he is too focus on racing Watson. Therefore once Andrea realises Watson has backed off, he has left himself no time to re-act & crashes out.

Although I understand Andrea’s was still new to F1 then & his view of Villeneuve’s spin would have been heavily obscured by the back of his teammates car. So undoubtedly it was difficult to see what was developing. However I still think he would have had enough clues that there was trouble ahead in that instance. Things like the big cloud of smoke, that Villeneuve spin started to cause, or the fact that his teammate & Jones was backing off just ahead of him. So it was avoidable.

Perhaps others may not agree with this, but personally I think therefore Andrea could have avoided crashing out there. Which I believe the Mclaren team shared the opinion that De Cesaris's accident was avoidable also. Put it like this, if Prost or Jackie Stewart had been in that situation. I doubt they would have crashed out.
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ibsey wrote:Forgot to mention also from that same interview, De Cesaris says that he couldn’t avoid crashing out from the 1981 British GP, after Gilles Villeneuve spun in front of him, Watson & Jones. I find this a slightly ridiculous excuse since his teammate John Watson, who was just ahead of De Cesaris when the incident happened, managed to avoid the carnage & when on to win the race. Watching the replays again on this link…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwZETduPu0 (the incident at 1:22)

…it seems to me that as soon as Villeneuve starts spinning, Watson starts to back off, sensing trouble. Whislt De Cesaris, seems not to notice Villeneuve in trouble just ahead & doesn’t back off. Instead he is too focus on racing Watson. Therefore once Andrea realises Watson has backed off, he has left himself no time to re-act & crashes out.

Although I understand Andrea’s was still new to F1 then & his view of Villeneuve’s spin would have been heavily obscured by the back of his teammates car. So undoubtedly it was difficult to see what was developing. However I still think he would have had enough clues that there was trouble ahead in that instance. Things like the big cloud of smoke, that Villeneuve spin started to cause, or the fact that his teammate & Jones was backing off just ahead of him. So it was avoidable.

Perhaps others may not agree with this, but personally I think therefore Andrea could have avoided crashing out there. Which I believe the Mclaren team shared the opinion that De Cesaris's accident was avoidable also. Put it like this, if Prost or Jackie Stewart had been in that situation. I doubt they would have crashed out.


Interesting, it seemed to me as though de Cesaris had fretted...
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:'We can try and come up with excuses but, at the end of the day, we lacked preseason running time.'

Narain @ Melbourne 2012


:? How is that ridiculous?

It just seemed funny to me is all, how in one sentence Narain implied you should not make excuses and then goes ahead and makes one anyway.
At least, that is how I interpreted it.
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Jocke1 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:'We can try and come up with excuses but, at the end of the day, we lacked preseason running time.'

Narain @ Melbourne 2012


:? How is that ridiculous?

It just seemed funny to me is all, how in one sentence Narain implied you should not make excuses and then goes ahead and makes one anyway.
At least, that is how I interpreted it.


But that was not an excuse, that was a fact.
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Phoenix wrote:But that was not an excuse, that was a fact.

Facts, Excuses
Excuses, Facts...it's all the same :shock:
Perhaps if good 'ole Narain had come up with some more Indian dosh, they maybe could have solved the issue of not testing enough.
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Jocke1 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:But that was not an excuse, that was a fact.

Perhaps if good 'ole Narain had come up with some more Indian dosh, they maybe could have solved the issue of not testing enough.


Or not :lol:
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Jocke1 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:'We can try and come up with excuses but, at the end of the day, we lacked preseason running time.'

Narain @ Melbourne 2012


:? How is that ridiculous?

It just seemed funny to me is all, how in one sentence Narain implied you should not make excuses and then goes ahead and makes one anyway.
At least, that is how I interpreted it.

Karthikeyen has pointed out the bloody obvious that's all :lol:
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Phoenix wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:But that was not an excuse, that was a fact.

Perhaps if good 'ole Narain had come up with some more Indian dosh, they maybe could have solved the issue of not testing enough.


Or not :lol:

English is not my first language, so the problem could lie with myself in that I can't figure out Narain's statement correctly.
Or I thought I did, until you told otherwise.
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Jocke1 wrote:English is not my first language, so the problem could lie with myself in that I can't figure out Narain's statement correctly.
Or I thought I did, until you told otherwise.


Neither it is for me, and, besides, your "problem" would lie in how you interpretate things rather than language issues, I believe.
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Another vintage De Cesaris excuse here, this time from Montreal 1984...

"I spun yes, but Winkelhock did not see me or the flags and the marshalls signalled to me that it was OK to rejoin."

Somehow upon reading this quote the phase 'A bad workman blames his tools' seems to spring to my mind. I wonder why??? :lol:

BTW I found this whilst quickly browsing through a fairly lengthy newspaper article contained within this Autosport thread...

http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showtopic=28958&st=600

Since I don't really have the time at the moment to read the whole thread (even though I would dearly love to). I would welcome anyone else to post any other 'classic' De Cesaris excuses which may be contained within there that I have missed / overlooked.
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Phoenix wrote:
ibsey wrote:Forgot to mention also from that same interview, De Cesaris says that he couldn’t avoid crashing out from the 1981 British GP, after Gilles Villeneuve spun in front of him, Watson & Jones. I find this a slightly ridiculous excuse since his teammate John Watson, who was just ahead of De Cesaris when the incident happened, managed to avoid the carnage & when on to win the race. Watching the replays again on this link…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwZETduPu0 (the incident at 1:22)

…it seems to me that as soon as Villeneuve starts spinning, Watson starts to back off, sensing trouble. Whislt De Cesaris, seems not to notice Villeneuve in trouble just ahead & doesn’t back off. Instead he is too focus on racing Watson. Therefore once Andrea realises Watson has backed off, he has left himself no time to re-act & crashes out.

Although I understand Andrea’s was still new to F1 then & his view of Villeneuve’s spin would have been heavily obscured by the back of his teammates car. So undoubtedly it was difficult to see what was developing. However I still think he would have had enough clues that there was trouble ahead in that instance. Things like the big cloud of smoke, that Villeneuve spin started to cause, or the fact that his teammate & Jones was backing off just ahead of him. So it was avoidable.

Perhaps others may not agree with this, but personally I think therefore Andrea could have avoided crashing out there. Which I believe the Mclaren team shared the opinion that De Cesaris's accident was avoidable also. Put it like this, if Prost or Jackie Stewart had been in that situation. I doubt they would have crashed out.


Interesting, it seemed to me as though de Cesaris had fretted...

The other aspect was that Watson, as a more experienced driver, realised pretty quickly that Gilles was pushing right to both the limits of the car and his ability to control it (he could see how rapidly Gilles was having to correct his car, as well as how hard he was striking the kerbs in that corner). Watson later said that he thought that it was only a matter of time before Gilles would spin his car in that corner, to the extent that I wonder if he subconsciously anticipated Gilles's accident and had started to slow down ever so slightly earlier.
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Barrichello around 1995 was finding F1 more of a struggle than his teammate Eddie Irvine. Obviously part of the problem was the death of his mentor & friend Senna. However I believe Barrichello later said (around 1996 IIRC) that sometimes when driving he was accidentally resting his left foot on the brake pedal. Makes you wonder in the races where he spun out because of a ‘soft’ brake pedal like Brazil 1996, whether it was self inflicted or not?

Also in Monaco 2001, in FP1 the organisers decided to solve the problem of darkness in the tunnel, by fitting a massive mirror near the entrance of it, in an effort to try to reflect sunlight & brighten up the tunnel. Trouble was, this reflected sunlight was also blinding drivers via their own car mirrors.

I’m not 100% sure on this one. But I vaguely recall JV after crashing into R Schumi at Montreal 2000, saying something like he was ‘bored’ stuck behind him so he thought he’d try something.
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Like Barrichello in 1995, Martin Brundle also found he had problems with his footwork at the wheel of a racing car. As he states...

"I crashed the Toyota Le Mans car at Beausset (Paul Ricard) during a test in 1998. It was my first time out in the new car and I discovered that the pedals were too close together. As the car rode over a big bump, I not only hit the brakes but the throttle as well."


Martin goes on to say that this crash had hurt more than his Dallas 1984 shunt & that he "really squealed". Another slightly odd excuse I found in Brundle's book is from Monaco 1995...

"At Tabac...I inadvertently got so close to the barrier on the right that I couldn't get any steering lock to turn left. I ran wide into the corner and spun off backwards into the wall. Then Jean Alesi in the leading Ferrari came round the corner, panicked and hit the wall."


IIRC Alain Prost said he had a very rare spin in the race at Imola 1989 because he was so angry with Senna breaking their 1st lap agreement, that he was struggling to concerntrate on the race. I believe that was also the reason he gave for finishing around 40 seconds behind Senna. If that was indeed what Prost said, which I'm 90% it was but it was such a long time ago now. Perhaps someone who knows for sure could confirm this however? Anyway assuming that is what Prost said, then IMO it was perfectly understandable that he should spin & finish behind his teammate given Senna's treachary. So I was a little hesition about posting this example here. However perhaps the 'reject' element of this excuse, should go to the whole circumstances behind it, i.e. being so angry which then causes you to spin.

Also from 1989 (I've been watching a lot races from this year, inspired by the 1989 vintage year for rejects thread) & I'm desperate to find out what De Cesaris' excuse is for crashing into his teammate at the 1989 US GP? Perhaps he mistook the Dallara for a Ferrari. Would be extermely grateful if someone was able to help?
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The Autosport race report simply quotes him as saying, "I didn't see him".

Autocourse has a funnier snippet from the Scuderia Italia team manager, Patrizio Cantu: "One of our drivers should have been second today - the other one should be in gaol!" It also, rather confusingly, states that De Cesaris was unlapping himself from Caffi at the time (the footage I've seen suggests that Caffi was trying to lap De Cesaris), which would render his excuse implausible.
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ibsey wrote:Like Barrichello in 1995, Martin Brundle also found he had problems with his footwork at the wheel of a racing car. As he states...


This is confusing :lol:
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midgrid wrote:The Autosport race report simply quotes him as saying, "I didn't see him".

Autocourse has a funnier snippet from the Scuderia Italia team manager, Patrizio Cantu: "One of our drivers should have been second today - the other one should be in gaol!" It also, rather confusingly, states that De Cesaris was unlapping himself from Caffi at the time (the footage I've seen suggests that Caffi was trying to lap De Cesaris), which would render his excuse implausible.


Thanks for your help on that midgrid. :) If I was the Scuderia Italia team manager at the time I would have forced De Cesaris to pay for any damage each time he crashed. Not only would you make a fortune from him, but maybe De Cesaris might 'see' things a little better as a result. :lol:

Incidentally I'm aware that De Cesaris had a slight problem with his eyesight, but given his crash record in F1. I find it slightly surprising that doctors or officials, seemly didn't intervene (as much as I love watching De Cesaris' antics). Instead they allowed him to contiune racing? Especially given how dangerous F1 was when De Cesaris was racing.

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I hadn't noticed that before & I can see how that is confusing. ;)

Another excuse to add here. Berger lost some time & places between turns 3 & 4 on IIRC the opening lap at Australia 1990. This is because Berger went to change something within his cockpit & accidentally hit the ignition switch. Which then cut the ignition temporarily. Thus costing him a few places early on in the race. What makes this especially funny is that Berger has previous form for this sort of thing. From Portugal 1988 where he accidentally hit the fire extinguisher button which then caused him to crash.
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Just stumbled across this autosport thread...

http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showtopic=76301&st=40

...which contains some funny excuses'. In particular there is one post (#52) which has a classic.

'De Cesaris once abandoned a race because apparently he was driving without one of his driving shoes (of course, maybe this was the reason of his crash):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWr9XCg ... re=related

Looks like the shoe was loose inside the cockpit and we can see he wearing this again'


Unfortunately since the utube clip doesn't work anymore, I don't know which race this happened in. Perhaps someone else might be kind enough to help?
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I don't think Gerhard Berger's reason for his crash during qualifying at Monza 1993 has been mentioned here yet.

Appartently Berger crashed because his Ferrari teammate Alesi had just secured 3rd on the grid and spent a lap waving to the crowd. Unaware that Berger on one last banzai lap was closing fast, Alesi weaved right in front of the other Ferrari, forcing the Austrian to take evasive action, lose control and crash heavily! :lol:

In fact there was a simliarily ridiculous incident between the two friends & teammates during quali for the 1997 Jerez GP. Where Berger blocked Alesi during one of his hot laps. So, hotheaded Alesi decided to return the favour & intentional block Berger on his next hotlap.

Can someone please tell Webber to do that to Vettel at the next race ;)
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ibsey wrote:I don't think Gerhard Berger's reason for his crash during qualifying at Monza 1993 has been mentioned here yet.

Appartently Berger crashed because his Ferrari teammate Alesi had just secured 3rd on the grid and spent a lap waving to the crowd. Unaware that Berger on one last banzai lap was closing fast, Alesi weaved right in front of the other Ferrari, forcing the Austrian to take evasive action, lose control and crash heavily! :lol:

This is an epic excuse.
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Jocke1 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:But that was not an excuse, that was a fact.

Facts, Excuses
Excuses, Facts...it's all the same :shock:
Perhaps if good 'ole Narain had come up with some more Indian dosh, they maybe could have solved the issue of not testing enough.
I'm being harsh.

Narain shouldn't have made the journey into NASCAR's truck series where he was starkly mediocre at best.
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Onxy Wrecked wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:But that was not an excuse, that was a fact.

Facts, Excuses
Excuses, Facts...it's all the same :shock:
Perhaps if good 'ole Narain had come up with some more Indian dosh, they maybe could have solved the issue of not testing enough.
I'm being harsh.

Narain shouldn't have made the journey into NASCAR's truck series where he was starkly mediocre at best.


He was always going to be mediocre anywhere, so we may as well let the guy have fun :lol:
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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
ibsey wrote:I don't think Gerhard Berger's reason for his crash during qualifying at Monza 1993 has been mentioned here yet.

Appartently Berger crashed because his Ferrari teammate Alesi had just secured 3rd on the grid and spent a lap waving to the crowd. Unaware that Berger on one last banzai lap was closing fast, Alesi weaved right in front of the other Ferrari, forcing the Austrian to take evasive action, lose control and crash heavily! :lol:

This is an epic excuse.


I uploaded a video of this incident quite recently.
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midgrid wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
ibsey wrote:I don't think Gerhard Berger's reason for his crash during qualifying at Monza 1993 has been mentioned here yet.

Appartently Berger crashed because his Ferrari teammate Alesi had just secured 3rd on the grid and spent a lap waving to the crowd. Unaware that Berger on one last banzai lap was closing fast, Alesi weaved right in front of the other Ferrari, forcing the Austrian to take evasive action, lose control and crash heavily! :lol:

This is an epic excuse.


I uploaded a video of this incident quite recently.

I had never seen it before.
Thanks for posting the link.
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Sorry I've been away guys, I've been mega busy moving house & xmas etc. Anyway found a few more great excuses for your enjoyment.

According the the 1982 book by Christopher Hilton (a great read), in South Africa Rosberg was struggling with the Williams because from lap 5 (in his own words) "as I went into a corner and changed down the gear knob came off in my hand and I missed a gear, over-revving the engine. I also dropped the knob and it rolled around getting in the way of my feet and the pedals for the rest of the race".

I remember reading about Fangio having a simliar problem in one race (IIRC at Reims one year) where his clutch pedal snapped in half. Simliarily at Nurburgring in 1957 (his great drive) where his seat came loose, thus moving him around when cornering.

After the 2007 Hungary / Mclaren qualifying affair, according to Wikipedia; 'The team (initially) stated Hamilton's hold-up was not Alonso's fault (although Alonso gave the stewards a different explanation, that he was inquiring about his tyres[3]),' .... :roll:

Also there was the Ferrari apparently forgetting to re-fuel Massa's car affair in that same quali session. As DC claimed afterwards that was just an excuse & really "it was just a Ferrari conspiracy to favor Kimi for that year's title" (BTW DC's comments are shown on the 2007 season review DVD, at the following race press conference). The more I think about it & about Ferrari's treatment towards Massa at Germany 2010 or Austin 2012. I'm afraid i'm with DC on that one.

Carlos Reutemann won the 1981 Brazilian GP by ignoring pit signals ordering him to give up the lead to his teammate, Alan Jones, who as the then WDC was consider the No.1 in the team. I believe Carlos claimed afterwards he did not see those pit signals, so didn't know he had to concede the lead to Jones.

Somehow I find that excuse by Reutemann hard to believe. Particularly as IIRC he knew when he signed for Williams he was employed as a No.2 driver. So I would have thought he should have known what the situation was without the need to see pit signals. However you have to say that in the end of the day, he did the right thing in ignoring the pit signals at Brazil, since he almost won that year's WDC as a result of dis-obeying team orders.
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ibsey wrote:Somehow I find that excuse by Reutemann hard to believe. Particularly as IIRC he knew when he signed for Williams he was employed as a No.2 driver. So I would have thought he should have known what the situation was without the need to see pit signals. However you have to say that in the end of the day, he did the right thing in ignoring the pit signals at Brazil, since he almost won that year's WDC as a result of dis-obeying team orders.


It would have made very little difference because had he obeyed - then their points would have just been swapped i.e. Jones on 49 and Reutemann on 46 instead.
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Eddie Cheever retired his Arrows A10 on lap one from the 1987 French GP after accidentally setting off the fire extinguisher whilst attempting to adjust his turbo boost. In the BBC highlights of the next race (1987 British GP) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8102079.stm Murray Walker covers this subject in their 'pit bits' section at the start of that programme & demonstrates how easily that problem occurred. Therefore just how badly placed the fire extinguisher button was in relation to the turbo boost adjuster. I don't know if this was later redesigned by the team that season or not.
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ibsey wrote:Carlos Reutemann won the 1981 Brazilian GP by ignoring pit signals ordering him to give up the lead to his teammate, Alan Jones, who as the then WDC was consider the No.1 in the team. I believe Carlos claimed afterwards he did not see those pit signals, so didn't know he had to concede the lead to Jones.

Somehow I find that excuse by Reutemann hard to believe. Particularly as IIRC he knew when he signed for Williams he was employed as a No.2 driver. So I would have thought he should have known what the situation was without the need to see pit signals. However you have to say that in the end of the day, he did the right thing in ignoring the pit signals at Brazil, since he almost won that year's WDC as a result of dis-obeying team orders.

The Williams pit wall were pretty clear about what running order they wanted to see - this is supposed to be the famous pit wall board they were putting out:
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Now, it is true that visibility was probably quite poor that day, but considering that Williams had been hanging that pit board from the pit wall for multiple laps, it does seem somewhat unlikely that Reutemann didn't look at least once for his pit board and see that notice.
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mario wrote:
ibsey wrote:Carlos Reutemann won the 1981 Brazilian GP by ignoring pit signals ordering him to give up the lead to his teammate, Alan Jones, who as the then WDC was consider the No.1 in the team. I believe Carlos claimed afterwards he did not see those pit signals, so didn't know he had to concede the lead to Jones.

[b]Somehow I find that excuse by Reutemann hard to believe.
Particularly as IIRC he knew when he signed for Williams he was employed as a No.2 driver. So I would have thought he should have known what the situation was without the need to see pit signals. However you have to say that in the end of the day, he did the right thing in ignoring the pit signals at Brazil, since he almost won that year's WDC as a result of dis-obeying team orders.

The Williams pit wall were pretty clear about what running order they wanted to see - this is supposed to be the famous pit wall board they were putting out:
Image

Now, it is true that visibility was probably quite poor that day, but considering that Williams had been hanging that pit board from the pit wall for multiple laps, it does seem somewhat unlikely that Reutemann didn't look at least once for his pit board and see that notice.


Oh don't get me wrong Mario. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Reutemann did indeed see the pit board that day & knew the situation. This is what I found from a recent Motorsport article;

'Inescapably, under the terms of his contract. Reutemann had done wrong, but there was a curious innocence in the way he sought to justify his actions. “Jones had reason to be upset,” he said. “I can’t disagree with that. I saw the pit signal three laps from the end, and I knew the terms of the contract. But still I was in a dilemma.

“From the beginning of my career, I always started every race with the intention of winning it – but now I was being asked to give it away, just like that. ‘If I give way,’ I thought to myself, ‘I stop the car here and now, in the middle of the track, and leave immediately for my farm in Argentina. Finish. Not a racing driver any more.’”

Source; http://www.motorsportmagazine.com/ask_n ... challenge/

In fact as I said in my previous post (highlighted in bold above) I found the idea of Reutemann not seeing the pit signals 'hard to believe' (trying to be understated in typical British fashion ;) ).

The reason I highlighted that particular example here is because I believe (so I'm not 100% certain on this...as its been a few years now) that in the immediate aftermath of that incident. Carlos claimed he had not seen those pit signals. Therefore I find that a ridiculous excuse, if that is indeed what Carlos had said initially. As the photo you have kindly supplied illustrates just how obvious the pitboard in question was.

I guess it is similar to the excuses Ferrari always use to use when they tried implementing team orders discreetly i.e. Irvine's 'supposed brake problems' at Austria 1998. Which conveniently allowed M Schumi to overtake him during the race. In other words what the driver says & what we know to be the case, aren't always the same thing. Hope that clears things up. :)

JJMonty wrote:It would have made very little difference because had he obeyed - then their points would have just been swapped i.e. Jones on 49 and Reutemann on 46 instead.


True. But had Carlos dis obeyed team orders a race earlier (at Long Beach) & not let Jonesy past for the win. The extra 3 points earn there might have secured Carlos the title. Also don't forget that by the time of the British Grand Prix that year Carlos led the World Championship by 17 points. Indeed he was still favorite for the title before the last race. I'm not sure he would have been in either of those situations had he played 2nd fiddle to Jonesy.

In any case I was thinking more in terms of Carlos making his intentions clear to both Jonesy & the team i.e. that they shouldn't ask him to move over anymore, as he wanted to go for the title in 1981 & the destablising affect it may have had on one of his main title rivals for that year... Jonesy.

I think this situation was slightly different to Imola 1982 in that, Carlos had played the good no. 2 in 1980 & allowed Jones to win the championship. Therefore earning his right to fight for the WDC in 1981. So IMO Williams should then have thrown the whole thing open for 1981, instead of which they kept the ‘Jones priority’ clause in Reutemann’s contract. Just as Villeneuve earn his 'right' to equal No.1 in 1980, by following team orders & not fighting Jody for the WDC in Monza 1979. Pironi had not given up a possible WDC to Villeneuve by Imola 1982, so IMO had no right stuff him over at Imola 1982.

So I completeley agree with Carlos' comments above. Although I do think Carlos should have informed Jonesy & the team, face to face, that he wasn't going to play 2nd fiddle before the race at Brazil 1981. Hope that makes sense?

Also in addition to their respective retirements (which Jones & Carlos both suffered 3 each that season). According to some of those posts made below the [img]http://www.motorsportmagazine.com/ask_nigel/reutemanns-title-challenge/[img] article, Carlos suffered a couple of other technical problems towards the end of that season. I mean things apparently like a duff gearbox at Las Vegas, or a poor setup at Monza etc. Which apparently contributed towards his lackluster performances in those races. I for one certainly find it strange how Carlos was so up & down that year?

I know Jonesy had some bad luck himself (i.e. being taken out at Sliverstone through no fault of his own & his problems from the lead at Monaco etc). But the point I'm trying to make is Jones clawed most of his points deceit back from Carlos towards the latter half of the season, when if you believe those posts, Carlos was slightly handicapped by those problems. Interestingly Jones managed to claw back 11 points to Carlos in the Italian & Las Vegas GP's alone. Whereas during free practice & qualifying for both races Carlos had been quicker than Jones? I believe that is what cost Carlos the WDC in 1981 (what ever the reason behind it was).
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Just found this article, explaining why Guy Ligier had to let his No.1 driver Andrea de Cesaris go after the Dutch GP 1985, from Grand Prix International:
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Ligier team manager,Guy Ligier,announced on the Thursday preceding the Dutch round that de Cesaris would be having his last race with team at Zandvort."De Cesaris is costing us too much money. I've told him time and time again that we want a calm driver,one who can control his impulses.Andrea is a really nice guy,but we simply can't afford him."
Brilliant excuse! (Somehow I don't think Guy is referring to de Cesaris salary demands there :lol: )

The decison came following the Italian driver's massive shunt at the Austrian round the week before,from which he had an extremely lucky escape,to say the least.Andrea admitted he was responsible,"I made a mistake,the first of the season.I don't see how I can really be blamed for that.The car wasn't going very well when I made my move.Hard times are part of F1.Ligier wants money."

Ligier had in fact asked de Cesaris to pay for his shunts out of his salary which he refused to do "Andrea is a quick driver,,"commented Ligier."One of the quickest.And I admit we haven't always given hin the best cars.What I'm against is his way of co-operating with the rest of the team.When things aren't going well the team should keep calm and work even more closely together.There's nothing gained from getting uptight and stroppy like he does."
Andrea didn't let this announcement upset him.He was quickest on Friday morning when track conditions were slippery after heavy downpours.
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I was wondering if this article on BBC News might have had something to do with Reutemann's relationship with Williams, and certainly him leaving the team during 1982 and F1 altogether? Maybe Williams had been leant on by the British government to an extent during the latter half of 1981 hence why Carlos ended up loosing the title?
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AndreaModa wrote:I was wondering if this article on BBC News might have had something to do with Reutemann's relationship with Williams, and certainly him leaving the team during 1982 and F1 altogether? Maybe Williams had been leant on by the British government to an extent during the latter half of 1981 hence why Carlos ended up loosing the title?



To be fair, something wasn't right with his car for a long time. Looking at the races of the 2nd half of the season in 1981 - you always got the feeling that it was Jones' team again.

Reutemann had 37 points after Spain (Not even the halfway point and clearly ahead of the pack), to score 12 points for the rest of the season... that isn't championship winning material. Was this due to the driver or team though? :?:

However back on subject: "Falklands war cost me the title!" Now that would be up for debate of being a plausable or ridiculous excuse! :P
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