Caption this!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 05 Oct 2012, 11:47

"So THIS is how a tire is supposed to work."

razta · Post by **razta** » 05 Oct 2012, 12:01

Hiro saying:
"At reast my tyres can rast more than a rap Paul!"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 05 Oct 2012, 13:23

Hiro Hamashima: "It looks a bit tyred, doesn't it?"
The other guy: "You know, Japanese make durable things; Italians, on the other hand..."

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 05 Oct 2012, 17:30

Hiro Hamashima: "This tyre looks rubbery..."

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 05 Oct 2012, 18:23

Hiro Hamashima: "I can tell you without looking at my notes or even from watching the race that this tire is from Felipe's car."

Other Guy: "How do you know that this is from Felipe's car?"

Hiro Hamashima: "Which Ferrari driver runs in the midfield where he will have to dodge Maldolan, Grosjean, Senna, Schumacher, and Kobayashi?"

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 06 Oct 2012, 06:52

From practice yesterday:

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 06 Oct 2012, 07:07

^
"...and this is how I b_tch-slapped Hamilton out of my office room"

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 08 Oct 2012, 15:13

Caption this:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 08 Oct 2012, 15:35

"Suck it Fernando, I'm on the podium and YOU'RE NOT!"

razta · Post by **razta** » 11 Oct 2012, 14:14

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 11 Oct 2012, 22:43

Felipe may be on speed, but still off the pace...

razta · Post by **razta** » 12 Oct 2012, 13:49

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 12 Oct 2012, 14:22

Herr Heidfeld, are you still bitter and twisted that we went for Kimi instead of you?
Kobayashi-san, are you bitter and twisted that we went for Sergio instead of you?
Senor Alonso, are you bitter and twisted that we treated you and Lewis equally?

SeedStriker · Post by **SeedStriker** » 12 Oct 2012, 14:27

razta wrote:

I see your 2k and raise 2 more...

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 12 Oct 2012, 14:29

razta wrote:

Anything Vettel can do with his finger, I can do twice as good.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 12 Oct 2012, 17:31

"It's entirely appropriate that I should take this opportunity to pass on our thanks to Lewis," said Whitmarsh.

"He wrote a huge chapter of his life and career with us, and was, and always will be, a fine member of an exclusive club: the McLaren world champions' club.

"It goes without saying that we all wish him well for the future,

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 12 Oct 2012, 17:33

Run Vijay, its the rozzers!!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 12 Oct 2012, 19:24

Ross Prawn wrote:

Run Vijay, its the rozzers!!

I did actually :lol:

at this...

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 12 Oct 2012, 19:32

"What do you mean, the cheque bounced...."

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 12 Oct 2012, 22:33

Vijay, I think that's your check bouncing!

Someone tell me why the check is bouncing, and more importantly, why did Flavio Briatore know about it?

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 13 Oct 2012, 10:06

I must go, my people need me.

SeedStriker · Post by **SeedStriker** » 13 Oct 2012, 12:27

ranig wrote:

V-Tech just kickin' yo!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 13 Oct 2012, 16:34

SeedStriker wrote:
ranig wrote:

V-Tec just kicked in yo!

Fixed.

My caption for that:

JEV now knows what it's like to be in a low-rider.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 14 Oct 2012, 14:45

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 14 Oct 2012, 15:16

Jocke1 wrote:

"... I wonder how shite I'd be in NASCAR..."

Post by **tommykl** » 14 Oct 2012, 19:02

Jocke1 wrote:

Ya talkin' to me?

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 15 Oct 2012, 23:32

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:

"... I wonder how shite I'd be in NASCAR..."

"You'll end up teaming with me and Josh Wise for Key Motorsports (now The Motorsports Group), starting and parking for a 4th car of Erik Darnell, who is mostly slower than us." - Chase Miller

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Oct 2012, 01:56

"Scuderia Toro Rosso wishes to advise that Zsolt Baumgartner is in no way related to Felix Baumgartner."

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 16 Oct 2012, 07:17

"...the bathplug are you lookin' at?"

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 21 Oct 2012, 04:31

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 21 Oct 2012, 08:05

Alonso: "Meet my team-mate for 2013: Felipe "Anus Mouthus" Massa!"

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 21 Oct 2012, 14:38

A Toro Rosso driver dreaming on replace Webber at Redbull.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 21 Oct 2012, 23:42

Verne Troyer, is that you?

razta · Post by **razta** » 22 Oct 2012, 08:18

Post by **Ataxia** » 22 Oct 2012, 08:51

razta wrote:

Schumacher takes team ownership lessons from Peter Sauber.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 22 Oct 2012, 09:01

Schumi's retirement plan: buy an island from the Caribbean and become its dictator

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 22 Oct 2012, 09:07

Nuppiz wrote:
Schumi's retirement plan: buy an island from the Caribbean and become its dictator

So HE's El Presidente of Tropico and the owner of Tropico Grand Prix... it all makes sense now. The German Council is just Schumacher pulling the strings from his palace :lol:

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 23 Oct 2012, 02:30

I was the best F1 Driver ever, but then I got high.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 26 Oct 2012, 21:39

RealRacingRoots wrote:

I was the best F1 Driver ever, but then I got high.

Fixed

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 27 Oct 2012, 04:16

WeirdKerr wrote:
RealRacingRoots wrote:

I was the best F1 Driver ever, but then I got high.

Fixed

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