HWNSNBM Facts

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 13 May 2012, 21:13

HWNSNBM put the fire at Williams out

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 13 May 2012, 21:16

pasta_maldonado wrote:HWNSNBM put the fire at Williams out

Or maybe HWNSNBM was the fire!

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 25 Sep 2012, 04:39

HWNSNBM can survive from a earth-destroying Nokia 3310. (Get the meme, mmkay?

)

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Sep 2012, 14:51

FMecha wrote:HWNSNBM can survive from a earth-destroying Nokia 3310. (Get the meme, mmkay? )

No sorry, I do not get the meme. Please, elaborate.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 26 Sep 2012, 22:23

3310s are not indestructible. I dropped mine many times, and it survived, but in the end, one badly-positioned stone smashed the screen...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Sep 2012, 22:59

HWNSNBM is the resurrection and he is the light.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 27 Sep 2012, 11:45

If you don't get it...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Sep 2012, 16:14

I had a 3310. (Actually, I still have it, just don't use it!) It is pretty study.

I would bet HWNSNBM could build a bomb-proof shelter out of them, couldn't he?

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 27 Sep 2012, 16:16

FMecha wrote:HWNSNBM can survive from a earth-destroying Nokia 3310. (Get the meme, mmkay? )

I still have a Nokia 3310. I will think about HWNSNBM everytime I will use my mobile phone! :-)

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Sep 2012, 23:02

dr-baker wrote:I had a 3310. (Actually, I still have it, just don't use it!) It is pretty study.

I would bet HWNSNBM could build a bomb-proof shelter out of them, couldn't he?

Hell, HWNSNBM would be able to build a nuclear-proof bunker out of the 2010 spec Bridgestone tyres :lol:

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 27 Sep 2012, 23:27

http://youtu.be/MLoN4MNv90A
A Zoom Through The Known Universe

HWNSNBM placed the maple leaf there not long ago. Some say he named the leaf 'Luca'.
Watch and be amazed.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 28 Sep 2012, 11:04

When HWNSNBM is feeling generous, occassionally he lets Murray Walker mention the unmentionable.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 09 Oct 2012, 16:50

HWNSNBM would be able to freefall from the sun to the earth at warp factor 9.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 09 Oct 2012, 20:33

HWNSNBM will win a championship driving a HRT. :mrgreen:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Oct 2012, 11:24

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving a 1930s' Auto Union.

Fixed.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 10 Oct 2012, 12:07

HWNSNBM will qualify driving a Life.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Oct 2012, 14:40

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving a Little Tikes red and yellow car that everyone had as a kid.

Fixed.

Properly fixed

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 10 Oct 2012, 21:40

redbulljack14 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving a waffle

Fixed.

Properly fixed

More fixed

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 11 Oct 2012, 06:44

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving the Flintstone's car

dr-baker wrote:Fixed.

redbulljack14 wrote:Properly fixed

This wrote:More fixed

Now it's fixed.

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 11 Oct 2012, 18:42

Why are there more joke facts about Chuck Norris than Bruce Lee?

Because HWSNBM is no joke

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 11 Oct 2012, 19:04

redbulljack14 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship on foot

Fixed.

Properly fixed

Properly, properly fixed

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Oct 2012, 21:23

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship lying in bed asleep

OK, fixed enough now?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 12 Oct 2012, 05:54

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship travelling backwards in time

OK, fixed enough now?

Now it is.

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 12 Oct 2012, 06:18

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship riding a bicycle on the bottom of a lake

OK, fixed enough now?
Now it is.

Fickzed

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 12 Oct 2012, 15:49

eurobrun wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by driving a Morris Marina

Now it is.
Fickzed

Fixety Fixely Fixed.

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 12 Oct 2012, 19:10

eurobrun wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by standing beside a Morris Marina

Now it is.
Fickzed

Le fixed

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 12 Oct 2012, 19:18

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by watching paint dry on a snail's shell, which is sunbathing upon a Morris Marina

Can't we stop this now? :roll:

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 15 Oct 2012, 11:25

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship in a Morris Marina driven by James May.

Can't we stop this now?

Now we can.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Oct 2012, 12:45

dinizintheoven wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship however he wants, even if in freefall from 23 miles in the sky.

Can't we stop this now?

Now we can.

I think that's fixed for good now, isn't it?

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 15 Oct 2012, 21:17

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM

Try to fix better than this!

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 15 Oct 2012, 21:39

This wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Dries Van der Lof

Try to fix better than this!

I think I just did

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 15 Oct 2012, 21:43

eurobrun wrote:
This wrote:[quote="Sunshine_Baby_[IT]"Dries Van der Lof

Try to fix better than this!

I think I just did[/quote]
It's the same person, you're cheating.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 Oct 2012, 23:45

HWNSNBM is the only person who could ask me "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" without me getting a bad feeling about it.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Oct 2012, 23:49

HWNSNBM is the Tag Team Champions

Post by **Ataxia** » 15 Oct 2012, 23:50

HWNSNBM could go to university and NOT have problems with student finance...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Oct 2012, 23:52

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:HWNSNBM could go to university and NOT have problems with student finance...

Well played. *nods head in approval*

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 Oct 2012, 23:54

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM is the Tag Team Champions

HWNSNBM learned to fall of a twenty-foot ladder.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 16 Oct 2012, 19:45

Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is the only person who could ask me "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" without me getting a bad feeling about it.

But what if he gets you a reservation at Dorsia?

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 16 Oct 2012, 21:37

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by sitting inside a Morris Marina, gently licking the windows, whilst listening to 4 minutes 33

And its fixed again

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 17 Oct 2012, 16:40

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by riding a blue unicorn called Boris, while gently playing Beethoven through the unicorn's built-in sound system

Fix'd