Caption this!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Oct 2012, 14:37

DOSBoot wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:
RealRacingRoots wrote:

I was the best F1 Driver ever, but then I got high.

Fixed

Photo is too big. Can't see who it is.

I can literally only see half the photo. But based on the half that I can see, it looks like Jos Verstappen in his 1996 Arrows outfit.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 28 Oct 2012, 00:27

Jos is half the man he used to be, evidently...

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 28 Oct 2012, 23:01

Cynon wrote:Jos is half the man he used to be, evidently...

And after 111 pages, the thread has a winner.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 29 Oct 2012, 18:25

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 29 Oct 2012, 22:12

Post by **Ataxia** » 29 Oct 2012, 22:15

darkapprentice77 wrote:

HEEERRREEE'S MIKA!

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 29 Oct 2012, 22:25

Kind of looks like my bedroom a little bit.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 30 Oct 2012, 01:08

Jocke1 wrote:

I thought HHF was bad, but not that bad! :lol:

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 30 Oct 2012, 05:35

2 years later, all that went go into the Pay-Driver fund.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 03 Nov 2012, 13:29

Jocke1 wrote:

"I wish some day I could race for real in 20th position in a Formula One race."

Well, Antonio, that's all you ever did! :roll:

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 03 Nov 2012, 22:51

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 03 Nov 2012, 23:57

Jocke1 wrote:

"Hey, don't worry, Adrian, I hear there'll be a drive going at Forti in F1RMGP in a few years! You know, that team that had all those DNQs... enjoy!"

Adrian Sutil in 2015:

Lewis Hamilton in 2015:

Post by **Nuppiz** » 04 Nov 2012, 23:54

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 05 Nov 2012, 00:01

"Dabathplug did I Taste?That wasn't champagne....did someone have a shite in this?*Takes extra drink*Yes....KIMI!"

Kimi:"I was having a shite"

Alonso:"Knew it."

Post by **Ataxia** » 05 Nov 2012, 00:23

Nuppiz wrote:

Hmm...this tastes like...warm urine. Oh blimey, what did I give Felipe?

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 05 Nov 2012, 09:21

I wasn't sure where to put this but u should like it.
(title says: "Formula 1 teams daily routine")

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 05 Nov 2012, 09:30

solarcold wrote:I wasn't sure where to put this but u should like it.
(title says: "Formula 1 teams daily routine")

Oh yes, that is great+- :lol:

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 05 Nov 2012, 13:09

Copy and paste the URL into a different window and you'll see HRT building an early 1980s ground-effect car out of Lego. If they raced that, it'd most likely be faster than what they've got now...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Nov 2012, 14:43

dinizintheoven wrote:Copy and paste the URL into a different window and you'll see HRT building an early 1980s ground-effect car out of Lego. If they raced that, it'd most likely be faster than what they've got now...

To be fair, Mercedes might be better off if they used that boat as well.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 05 Nov 2012, 16:13

redbulljack14 wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:Copy and paste the URL into a different window and you'll see HRT building an early 1980s ground-effect car out of Lego. If they raced that, it'd most likely be faster than what they've got now...

To be fair, Mercedes might be better off if they used that boat as well.

It would be hard to terminally damage, so they might get a point or two in the more chaotic races.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 05 Nov 2012, 16:54

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 05 Nov 2012, 17:36

Wow! HRT actually have a windtunnel model of their car!!!

14 Hundred Hours · Post by **14 Hundred Hours** » 05 Nov 2012, 20:47

HRT seemingly ahead of the game designing closed-cockpit cars. Just in case.

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 05 Nov 2012, 21:04

I wonder if HRT is allowed to enter their 1980's-style car at Historic Grand Prixs. Let alone one made of Lego.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 05 Nov 2012, 21:11

MSC: "Are you okay, Ralf?"
RSC: "N-no, not really. That's the last time I'll take cookies from van der Zande..."

razta · Post by **razta** » 09 Nov 2012, 08:04

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 09 Nov 2012, 16:08

razta wrote:

Pink everywhere, Natalie?

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 17 Nov 2012, 11:46

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 17 Nov 2012, 11:58

I remembered a post I made two years ago which was relatively funny. Now I'll try and see whether I still got it.
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World Celebrity Karaoke Championships 2012 - Austin, Texas

Reporter: "Timo, could you please tell our listeners how you ended up at your current team?"

"Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a team called Ma-Russia

In West Germany born and raised
on the race track was where I spent most of my days

chilling out maxing relaxing all cool
and driving some F-3 outside of school

then a couple of corners said "We're up in no good"
started making trouble with my livelyhood

I got in one little crash and Toyota got scared
and said "You're moving with our entry to Ma-Russia"

I whistled for a car and when it came near
the rear wing said "Fresh" and had a small tank in the rear

if anything I could say that this chassis was rare
but I thought: nah, forget it, go Ma-Russia, yeah!

I pulled up to a pit box around eleven or twelve
and I yelled to Pat Symonds: "Yo, holmes, smell you later"

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
to sit on my throne as the prince of Ma-Russia!"

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 17 Nov 2012, 12:31

Klon wrote:
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
to sit on my throne as the prince of Ma-Russia!"

Do I look like a white guy named Ward?!!!

Conventi · Post by **Conventi** » 18 Nov 2012, 18:31

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 18 Nov 2012, 18:38

Sebastian Vettel, we're coming for you, n*gga!

Anyone who gets the sentence, will be rewarded with a cookie.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 18 Nov 2012, 19:52

We take what we want
After we take care of Lewis Hamilton and The Button, we want the gold, sucka

Ferrarist wrote:Sebastian Vettel, we're coming for you, n*gga!

Ferrarist wrote:Anyone who gets the sentence, will be rewarded with a cookie.

I want my cookie and I want it now.

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 18 Nov 2012, 20:32

Klon wrote:We take what we want
After we take care of Lewis Hamilton and The Button, we want the gold, sucka
Ferrarist wrote:Sebastian Vettel, we're coming for you, n*gga!

Ferrarist wrote:Anyone who gets the sentence, will be rewarded with a cookie.

I want my cookie and I want it now.

Yeah, here's your cookie! *throws imaginary cookie at Klon*

14 Hundred Hours · Post by **14 Hundred Hours** » 18 Nov 2012, 20:35

Klon wrote:
"Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down

Here's me thinking it was only my crazy best friend who made Timo the subject matter of songs!

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 22 Nov 2012, 13:30

razta · Post by **razta** » 22 Nov 2012, 15:37

http://www.formula1.com/wi/0x0/sutton/2012/d12bra29.jpg

too big to embed

razta · Post by **razta** » 22 Nov 2012, 16:05

Even in the press conferences - TEAM ORDERS APPLY (Massa behind Alonso)
http://www.formula1.com/wi/0x0/sutton/2012/d12bra85.jpg
:lol:

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 25 Nov 2012, 00:58

Jocke1 wrote:

For a minute there I thought that was David Coulthard and Jarno Trulli. But as it's dcam.png maybe the one on the right is... Allan McNish? Both Scottish, both sort-of the same age... well, a year and a bit apart...

Post by **Ataxia** » 25 Nov 2012, 01:14

dinizintheoven wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:

For a minute there I thought that was David Coulthard and Jarno Trulli. But as it's dcam.png maybe the one on the right is... Allan McNish? Both Scottish, both sort-of the same age... well, a year and a bit apart...

Yes, it is. This photo was in F1 Racing c. 2002 (I don't have my old issues to hand, so not sure of the exact date...)