Caption this!

Post by **Ataxia** » 25 Nov 2012, 02:14

darkapprentice77 wrote:

'Ey Nelson, why you looka so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, ah shaddap you face...

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 25 Nov 2012, 07:13

Rush hour at Loews

Post by **tommykl** » 25 Nov 2012, 07:31

darkapprentice77 wrote:

AdC: 'Ey Nelson! Why you block my car? It's been nove years and you can't-a remember what-a happens when you do that?
NP: Thierry, how did this guy get in F1 again?

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 25 Nov 2012, 08:46

"Who the FFFF let him park there?!"

What a Chicago GP would look like if the racing was like real life rush hour.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 25 Nov 2012, 10:06

Nelson Piquet: Oh I say Andrea, you appear to have slightly bashed into my car
de Cesaris: PIQUET! WHAT-A THE BATHPLUG ARE YOU-A DOING-A?!?!?! YOU CRASHED INTO-A MY-A CAR-A YOU WAZZOCK! STAY-A THE BATHPLUG THERE, IMMA GETTING-A OUT-A!
Boutsen: Oh mon dieu.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 25 Nov 2012, 10:29

Cesaris:Oy,you-a stupid idiot-a Piquet!What-a you doing?!You-a crashed my bath-a-plugging car-a!

Piquet:Thierry,I've punched and kicked enough people in my career.If you don't mind punching you in the face I'll treat you to drinks after the race.

Boutsen:Mon bathplug.

razta · Post by **razta** » 25 Nov 2012, 14:40

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 25 Nov 2012, 14:44

razta wrote:

Anthony Hamilton: So you're telling me that nobody gives a s*** about what I say?

Post by **Nuppiz** » 25 Nov 2012, 23:07

Zanardi, Frankie and Half Schumacher, apparently having a heated discussion:

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 25 Nov 2012, 23:09

"You dare say that CART is more competitive and more sporting than F1?! OUT!!"

nigellamansell · Post by **nigellamansell** » 25 Nov 2012, 23:23

Nuppiz wrote:Zanardi, Frankie and Half Schumacher, apparently having a heated discussion:

Zanardi: Frank! Bernie's just dropped this brown envelope addressed to some guy named Gribowsky!

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 26 Nov 2012, 00:43

Frank: WHAT?! They turned it into a wastebasket?!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 26 Nov 2012, 07:53

"Look Frank, just admit it. We KNOW it was you that left that floater in the toilet!"

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 26 Nov 2012, 20:44

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 26 Nov 2012, 21:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 26 Nov 2012, 21:24

Raikkonen couldn't be bothered to show up today, so we replaced him with Eric Boullier...

Post by **Ataxia** » 26 Nov 2012, 21:29

Nuppiz wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE

And sure enough, Ganon got his wish. The Philips CD-i was eventually discontinued...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 27 Nov 2012, 17:12

"We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebeeson 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

macherone · Post by **macherone** » 27 Nov 2012, 17:39

CoopsII wrote:
"We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebeeson 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

You are absolutely brilliant if you quoted that from memory.

Mind you, I could, but in Latin Spanish.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 27 Nov 2012, 17:50

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:

For a minute there I thought that was David Coulthard and Jarno Trulli. But as it's dcam.png maybe the one on the right is... Allan McNish? Both Scottish, both sort-of the same age... well, a year and a bit apart...

Yes, it is. This photo was in F1 Racing c. 2002 (I don't have my old issues to hand, so not sure of the exact date...)

wow seriously it's dc and mcnish can tell its dc but not mcnish to me

kowalski · Post by **kowalski** » 28 Nov 2012, 11:23

it's an oldie - but i just love their faces:

Post by **Nuppiz** » 28 Nov 2012, 12:39

Schumi: Hey Damon, liked that trick I did to you in Adelaide last year?
Damon: ...you'll be punished for that in the future!

Benetton · Post by **Benetton** » 28 Nov 2012, 14:57

Schumi "Damon! Bust us cheating, if you can"

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 28 Nov 2012, 16:01

"Nein, you cannot haf the microphone back. Zay do not vont to hear about your problems with zer understeer or votever. I vill now talk about myself once more."

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 29 Nov 2012, 10:26

Schumacher: "He's just upset that I'm going to troll F1 fans by shattering Senna's records and that he knows he'll be little more than a glorified grease stain on F1 history."

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 29 Nov 2012, 17:47

Webber: "Canberra Milk, Raikkonen's favourite milk".

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 30 Nov 2012, 01:23

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Webber: "Canberra Milk, Raikkonen's favourite milk".

Alcoholism -- the result of forever being Vettel's #2.

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 30 Nov 2012, 08:27

Damon: That's my cat.

Schumi: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Benetton · Post by **Benetton** » 30 Nov 2012, 09:54

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 30 Nov 2012, 12:19

Benetton wrote:

BE:
Smile for the cameras, lad. Yes, that's right. Good, that's a million more quid in the bank for old me.
God I feel powerful.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 30 Nov 2012, 12:27

COUPLE ANNOUNCE THEIR ENGAGEMENT DESPITE NOTABLE AGE DIFFERENCE.

"We know what people will say but love doesnt care about age"

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 30 Nov 2012, 19:05

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 30 Nov 2012, 19:18

Murray: Carrotts will be ABS-O-LUTELY FURIOUS!

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 30 Nov 2012, 20:27

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 30 Nov 2012, 20:32

Jocke1 wrote:

Bah, they don't know yet of our plans of putting celery in the driveshaft!

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 30 Nov 2012, 20:58

Dj_bereta wrote:

Alright, let's see. The liquor store is at A5, ice-cream store at D9 and.....Whoa !! I'm outside the circuit!
shite, how do I get back?? Better do a 180 here..

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 01 Dec 2012, 20:36

Jocke1 wrote:

F1RMGP's team of detectives had a new suspect in the continuing saga of Meat Pie (And Other Food Items) Gate.

Shadaza · Post by **Shadaza** » 07 Dec 2012, 17:41

Lovingly Borrowed stolen from our favorite resident madman, Jocke1.

I can talk to Perez if he is struggling with English, si?

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 07 Dec 2012, 21:54

The unemployment line in F1 circles.