The rejectful apocalypse predicament thread....

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:05

So predictions for the apocalypse then... the weirder the better.... LOL

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:10

Romain Grosjean winning the race of champions means that apocalypse is coming soon!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:11

I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:31

kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!

whats the point if the apocalypse happens.....

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:34

I think my sig is quite relevant to this

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:38

I jump into that sick-coloured AGS and qualify it for the first race of 2013.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:46

I win the euro lottery and buy out hrt then hire half the forum to work for the team then the zombie apocalypse happens as Yamamoto is about to win our first race

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Dec 2012, 22:00

HRT are bought by Bill Gates and Carlos Slim, are able to hire Adrian Newey and Ross Brawn together, get Sebastian Vettel and Fernando Alonso together, and dominate the 2013 season, only for both drivers to lose out in the final round in Brazil by a solitary point, 1986/2007/2008 style...

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 16 Dec 2012, 22:04

dr-baker wrote:HRT are bought by Bill Gates and Carlos Slim, are able to hire Adrian Newey and Ross Brawn together, get Sebastian Vettel and Fernando Alonso together, and dominate the 2013 season, only for both drivers to lose out in the final round in Brazil by a solitary point, 1986/2007/2008 style...

to HWNSNBM.... Driving a Life

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 16 Dec 2012, 22:20

Erik Jones, a 16 year old driver from the very small town of Byron, Michigan (not even an hour away from me) defeats a certain NASCAR driver who has grossed 45 million dollars in winnings. A 16 year old defeated Kyle Busch in a race. This is most certainly a sign of the apocalypse or at least a driver who rivals or is even greater than Kyle Busch in talent. And Busch has won 105 times in his NASCAR career in the top three series of NASCAR in the last 9 years.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 Dec 2012, 22:50

kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!

Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 16 Dec 2012, 22:56

redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!

Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.

I own all of the Bottom and TYO DVDs

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 16 Dec 2012, 22:57

redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!

Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.

Almost as alarming as a 16 year old defeating NASCAR's 3rd best driver of all time when it comes to wins. Boy, this is going to be fascinating to see if I wake up on December 22nd and everything will be alright.

Post by **Ataxia** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:20

Jocke1 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!

Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.

I own all of the Bottom and TYO DVDs

Yay, more Bottom and Young Ones fans!

Just about to watch "Holy" for Christmas-based shenanigans...

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:25

Onxy Wrecked wrote:Erik Jones, a 16 year old driver from the very small town of Byron, Michigan (not even an hour away from me) defeats a certain NASCAR driver who has grossed 45 million dollars in winnings. A 16 year old defeated Kyle Busch in a race. This is most certainly a sign of the apocalypse or at least a driver who rivals or is even greater than Kyle Busch in talent. And Busch has won 105 times in his NASCAR career in the top three series of NASCAR in the last 9 years.

I noticed two funny names who DNQed for that Snowball Derby:

Ronald McDonald (#92)
Chuck Tuck (#17)

lol

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:29

redbulljack14 wrote:Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

...why don't you get a free TV with it instead?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:29

dinizintheoven wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

...why don't you get a free TV with it instead?

It would sink in the bath.

Post by **Londoner** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:30

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.

Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.

I own all of the Bottom and TYO DVDs

Yay, more Bottom and Young Ones fans!

Just about to watch "Holy" for Christmas-based shenanigans...

I fancy holding a "how much custard can you hold in your underpants" competition when I eventually make it into uni. :shock:

Yes, put me down as another Bottom/Young Ones fan on this forum.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:30

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Yay, more Bottom and Young Ones fans!

Just about to watch "Holy" for Christmas-based shenanigans...

Please tell me you've seen Four Men In A Car & Four Men In A Plane?

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:37

Jocke1 wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:Erik Jones, a 16 year old driver from the very small town of Byron, Michigan (not even an hour away from me) defeats a certain NASCAR driver who has grossed 45 million dollars in winnings. A 16 year old defeated Kyle Busch in a race. This is most certainly a sign of the apocalypse or at least a driver who rivals or is even greater than Kyle Busch in talent. And Busch has won 105 times in his NASCAR career in the top three series of NASCAR in the last 9 years.

I noticed two funny names who DNQed for that Snowball Derby:

Ronald McDonald (#92)
Chuck Tuck (#17)

lol

What kind of cruel parents name their kid Ronald McDonald?

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:38

I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:45

RealRacingRoots wrote:I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.

Epic foreshadowing if that were to happen. We're all rooting for you lad.

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:46

redbulljack14 wrote:
RealRacingRoots wrote:I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.

Epic foreshadowing if that were to happen. We're all rooting for you lad.

Wait, for me? Nah dude.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:51

RealRacingRoots wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
RealRacingRoots wrote:I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.

Epic foreshadowing if that were to happen. We're all rooting for you lad.

Wait, for me? Nah dude.

Nah, rooting for Baker. Should have specified :oops:

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 16 Dec 2012, 23:55

Haha little bit. No harm done.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 17 Dec 2012, 00:15

Some aliens came in the 21st of December and challenged us, Mankind, to participate in some kind of Intergalactic Formula 1 in which the most fastest ships of this side of the universe, powered by anti-matter fuelled engines making these spaceships deadly on impact, are used. They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids. Unfortunately for us, the aliens only started to catch transmissions from Earth the weekend before the 21st and they absolutely insisted that Romain Grosjean would be our representative. The whole competition ends in disaster for us when, after a standing start, our Romain gets tangled in yet another first lap shenanigan and causes two or three cars to crash into Earth. Still he manages to finish the race though, despite all the space 'debris' in the first chicane. Because the alien crowd was absolutely thrilled with this, the promoters promised to what is now the only Human left in the Universe that they would rebuild his birth planet and populate it again with the same consciences that existed right before the race but in new improved bodies. Which makes the whole thing more annoying because, as they worshipped so much our Grosjean, we are now all clones of him, incluiding the genetic engineered female versions, making what is now called Grokind. So, despite our awesome hair, we now tend to crash randomly into others a few times a day making me which the 21st had never happened.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 17 Dec 2012, 00:21

DanielPT wrote:Some aliens came in the 21st of December and challenged us, Mankind, to participate in some kind of Intergalactic Formula 1 in which the most fastest ships of this side of the universe, which are powered by anti-matter fuelled engines making the spaceships deadly on impact. They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went go around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids. Unfortunately for us, the aliens only started to catch transmissions from Earth the weekend before the 21st and they absolutely insisted that Romain Grosjean should be our representative. The whole competition ends in disaster for us when, after a standing start, our Romain gets tangled in yet another first lap shenanigan and causes two or three cars to crash into Earth. Still he manages to finish the race though, despite all the space 'debris' in the first chicane. Because the alien crowd was absolutely thrilled with this, the promoters promised to what is now the only Human left in the Universe that they would rebuild his birth planet and populate it again with the same consciences that existed right before the race but in new improved bodies. Which makes the whole thing more annoying because, as they worshipped so much our Grosjean, we are now all clones of him, incluiding the genetic engineered female versions and make what is now called Grokind. So, despite our awesome hair, we now tend to crash randomly into others a few times a day making me which the 21st had never happened.

I initially thought this was based off Nitros Oxide from Crash Team Racing after the first line, then I found out I was wrong.

Still an awesome post though.

Hound55 · Post by **Hound55** » 17 Dec 2012, 00:46

DanielPT wrote:Some aliens came in the 21st of December and challenged us, Mankind, to participate in some kind of Intergalactic Formula 1 in which the most fastest ships of this side of the universe, powered by anti-matter fuelled engines making these spaceships deadly on impact, are used. They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids. Unfortunately for us, the aliens only started to catch transmissions from Earth the weekend before the 21st and they absolutely insisted that Romain Grosjean would be our representative. The whole competition ends in disaster for us when, after a standing start, our Romain gets tangled in yet another first lap shenanigan and causes two or three cars to crash into Earth. Still he manages to finish the race though, despite all the space 'debris' in the first chicane. Because the alien crowd was absolutely thrilled with this, the promoters promised to what is now the only Human left in the Universe that they would rebuild his birth planet and populate it again with the same consciences that existed right before the race but in new improved bodies. Which makes the whole thing more annoying because, as they worshipped so much our Grosjean, we are now all clones of him, incluiding the genetic engineered female versions, making what is now called Grokind. So, despite our awesome hair, we now tend to crash randomly into others a few times a day making me which the 21st had never happened.

Many Britons, unfortunately, were unable to witness the first lap accident that ended the world due to the BBC choosing to delay the broadcast of the race in favor of other programs. Those few that chose to pay for Sky Sports, however, did see live coverage of the race, and thus had time to rush into their Grosjean-proof underground bunkers. But, several feet of dirt could stop the shenanigans of the Romain Grosjean...

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 17 Dec 2012, 01:07

DanielPT wrote:They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids.

Please let me be the track designer, I'll build it something like this:

Great post. Grokind :lol:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 Dec 2012, 14:36

On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 17 Dec 2012, 19:27

I think its gonna be zombies, i think i may have spotted some....

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 17 Dec 2012, 21:59

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...

I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 Dec 2012, 22:09

Onxy Wrecked wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...

I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.

Is Life racing against an Andrea Moda?

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 17 Dec 2012, 22:43

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...

I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.

Is Life racing against an Andrea Moda?

And a Red Bull driven by Sebastien Vettel.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 Dec 2012, 22:58

Onxy Wrecked wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.

Is Life racing against an Andrea Moda?

And a Red Bull driven by Sebastien Vettel.

Is HWNSNBM the Life's driver?

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 17 Dec 2012, 23:06

JeremyMcClean's Predictions
Apocalypse

Will the world end? - No

Double Points

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 17 Dec 2012, 23:57

Belgium will invade Germany, France, Spain, Holland, Austria, Hungary, Italy, Norway, Bourgondy, Flanders and all other nations that once occupied our territory

On the other side of the world, North-Korea will launch a nuclear bomb, only to crash down on their own country. The following simultanious facepalm will cause an earthquake.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 18 Dec 2012, 00:33

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Is HWNSNBM the Life's driver?

Serbia: YES YES YES
I misspelled Vettel's first name for comedic reasons only known to myself.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 18 Dec 2012, 00:49

JeremyMcClean wrote:JeremyMcClean's Predictions
Apocalypse

Will the world end? - No

Double Points

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Pérez
First retirement: Pluto (blown up by mad scientist)
ROTR: Numerology
IIDOTR: Earth (doesn't end)
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: FiM
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: Valsecchi (not in F1; allowed to race)

Post by **Londoner** » 18 Dec 2012, 19:39

Eurobrun, you may want to rethink your plan of spamming that forum in your signature on the 22nd. They've shut it down, probably because they've finally realised what a colossal bunch of clots they all look. :lol:

After SURVIVING this coming Friday, I plan to spend the 22nd recovering from an hangover and wondering how on earth it can be 10 years since the death of Joe Strummer.