The rejectful apocalypse predicament thread....

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 18 Dec 2012, 21:29

Pole: Used to knock head off a Zombie
Fastest lap: some guy running away from a pack of the above
First retirement: all the world leaders
ROTR: Anarchy
IIDOTR: the Belgians (apocolypse doesnt happen there as nothing ever happens in Belguim)
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: ???
The Fall Guy: Colt Seevers
DNQ: Switzerland (bans the apocolypse but gets engulfed by a giant cookoo clock)

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 18 Dec 2012, 21:51

Di Resta as DBTMOTR, he techincally no longer as a teammate either, not that it makes that prediction less accurate.

Post by **Ataxia** » 18 Dec 2012, 21:56

East Londoner wrote:After SURVIVING this coming Friday, I plan to spend the 22nd recovering from an hangover and wondering how on earth it can be 10 years since the death of Joe Strummer.

Join the club; it'll be the first time I've seen my friends from home since September...the pub awaits.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 18 Dec 2012, 21:57

Pole: Karthikeyan
Fastest lap: Deletraz
First retirement: all the drivers simultaneously, shocked by Deletraz realizing a fastest lap
ROTR: Inoue (he doesn't tweet nothing about the end of the world)
IIDOTR: Grosjean (for not causing the end of the world)
DBTMOTR: HWNSNBM

MLP: ?
The Fall Guy: Ross Brawn (he falls down slipping on a banana peel)
DNQ: Alonso, Vettel, Hamilton and Button (not allowed to race because their too slower than Deletraz)

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 20 Dec 2012, 04:51

The Lizard Nightmare will return. Again. For the apocalypse. And Wurz will drive it. :twisted:

And another car, will came up to defeat the Nightmare. It looks like the following:

...albeit more powerful, and with a Twisted Metal-style gun in the front bumper. Who will/would drive the CLK is still a mystery, but rumor is that the driver would not be HWNSNBM...

...because he has already his own vehicle - Minardi PS04B!

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 20 Dec 2012, 05:21

FMecha wrote:And another car, will came up to defeat the Nightmare. It looks like the following:

Sees avatar, sees CLK photo.

The good 'ol days. :cry:

Also, why is it AWD?

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 20 Dec 2012, 05:25

RealRacingRoots wrote:
FMecha wrote:And another car, will came up to defeat the Nightmare. It looks like the following:

Sees avatar, sees CLK photo.

The good 'ol days.

Also, why is it AWD?

Apparently, it is a crossover between the 1996 C-Class ITC car and the (future) 2000 CLK-DTM... despite the fact Gran Turismo 2 was released in 1999! (Not in Europe, at least)

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 20 Dec 2012, 05:56

2012 Gaza Strip GP predictions

everyone will simultaneously retire after Schumi announces his return to F1 in 4 years again.
but before that, Ferrari will create a buzz in the pits after this radio conversation:
"alonso, your new teammate Karthekayn is faster than you. can you confirm?"
Webber is crowned posthumous world champion after eating an undercooked wienerschnitzel given to him by Hulkenberg.
Webber's radio conversation during warmup ended in "oh god i have to vomit eerrruuulllghlluugh*dies*". the car comes to a halt just beyond the finish line.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 20 Dec 2012, 13:09

It's now the 21st in Eastern Australia...

Pole: No-one
Fastest lap: No-one
First retirement: Conspiracy theorists
ROTR: Everyone who believed the theorists
IIDOTR: Bath salts (almost convinced some the zombie apocalypse was here)
DBTMOTR: The "Michael Jackson" zombie from Plants' vs. Zombies
MLP: What does My Little Pony have to do with this anyway?
The Fall Guy: Someone who tripped over
DNQ: Zombies, meteors, asteroids, space invaders, Nibiru.

Post by **mario** » 20 Dec 2012, 13:33

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
East Londoner wrote:After SURVIVING this coming Friday, I plan to spend the 22nd recovering from an hangover and wondering how on earth it can be 10 years since the death of Joe Strummer.

Join the club; it'll be the first time I've seen my friends from home since September...the pub awaits.

Sounds like there will be quite a few for whom it will feel like the world is ending, thanks to the hangover they've got from the night before...

MinardiFan95 wrote:It's now the 21st in Eastern Australia...

Pole: No-one
Fastest lap: No-one
First retirement: Conspiracy theorists
ROTR: Everyone who believed the theorists
IIDOTR: Bath salts (almost convinced some the zombie apocalypse was here)
DBTMOTR: The "Michael Jackson" zombie from Plants' vs. Zombies
MLP: What does My Little Pony have to do with this anyway?
The Fall Guy: Someone who tripped over
DNQ: Zombies, meteors, asteroids, space invaders, Nibiru.

There do seem to be a considerable number of people who, sadly, have fallen for it - take, for example, the latest claims of mass arrests in China because there are those who have started up cults based on the assumption that the world is about to end. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20794276
Mind you, it's been good for some - the Mexican tourist board reckons that they will see a record number of people turning up to gawp at the former Mayan temples this year, so they seem to be making a fairly healthy profit off of the tourists. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-20753292

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Dec 2012, 13:49

Pole: None
Fastest Lap: None
First retirement: None
ROTR: None
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: None
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: The whole Manchester United squad, they face armageddon in over 107% of the time it takes the rest of the world to, Fergie is given an extra 10 minutes.

f1-gast · Post by **f1-gast** » 20 Dec 2012, 15:43

Im the Apocolypse :$

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 20 Dec 2012, 16:11

redbulljack14 wrote:DNQ: The whole Manchester United squad, they face armageddon in over 107% of the time it takes the rest of the world to, Fergie is given an extra 10 minutes.

Not only that, but in those extra 10 minutes the armageddon get its numbers reduced for unknown reasons and then the Universe cooks up, out of the blue, an incredible penalt... I mean chance, in order to allow Manchester United to save themselves from doom.

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 20 Dec 2012, 16:49

HRT will be mysteriously revived, thanks to unknown money... I mean, forces.
This event will be too much for our Universe to handle. An enourmous implosion will cause our galaxy to collapse in itself.
It is going to be completely not biblical.

Unless we assume it's a Skrillex remix of St. John's Apocalypse.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:11

Pointrox wrote:USF1 will be mysteriously revived, thanks to unknown money... I mean, forces.

fixed.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:12

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Pointrox wrote:Andrea Moda will be mysteriously revived, thanks to unknown money... I mean, forces.

fixed.

Properly fixed.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:13

Nuppiz wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Pointrox wrote:Andrea Moda will be mysteriously revived, thanks to unknown money... I mean, forces.

fixed.

Properly fixed.

Maybe Lola Mastercard too.

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:15

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Maybe Lola Mastercard too.

Or Life, Coloni, Kauhsen or Maki. And if, then driven by Deletraz and Ide.

nikspyker · Post by **nikspyker** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:25

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Pic
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Mayans (Nothing happens, reject enough)
IIDOTR: NASA
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: None
The Fall Guy: Nostradamus
DNQ: 3 days of darkness (not allowed to race, too slow) and Karthikeyan (Allowed to race)

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:28

pi314159 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Maybe Lola Mastercard too.

Or Life, Coloni, Kauhsen or Maki. And if, then driven by Deletraz and Ide.

With Ide crashing into Deletraz while he's going slow on the track?
Naturally Ide a while before the crash will say "what is Deletraz doing?"

But there are Andrea Moda, Lola Mastercard, Life, Coloni, Kahsen and Maki, it means surely more than two cars. So will we have some clones of Ide and Deletraz driving?

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:32

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pi314159 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Maybe Lola Mastercard too.

Or Life, Coloni, Kauhsen or Maki. And if, then driven by Deletraz and Ide.

With Ide crashing into Deletraz while he's going slow on the track?
Naturally Ide a while before the crash will say "what is Deletraz doing?"

But there are Andrea Moda, Lola Mastercard, Life, Coloni, Kahsen and Maki, it means surely more than two cars. So will we have some clones of Ide and Deletraz driving?

I think there'll be other people like HWNSNBM and Moreno in there too.

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:34

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pi314159 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Maybe Lola Mastercard too.

Or Life, Coloni, Kauhsen or Maki. And if, then driven by Deletraz and Ide.

With Ide crashing into Deletraz while he's going slow on the track?
Naturally Ide a while before the crash will say "what is Deletraz doing?"

But there are Andrea Moda, Lola Mastercard, Life, Coloni, Kahsen and Maki, it means surely more than two cars. So will we have some clones of Ide and Deletraz driving?

No need for clones. There are still Lavaggi, Brancatelli, a holographic Ottorino Volonterio and Johnny Claes, HWNSNBM, Hans Heyer, Perry McCarthy, Gregor Foitek and many more.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:37

pi314159 wrote:No need for clones. There are still Lavaggi, Brancatelli, a holographic Ottorino Volonterio and Johnny Claes, HWNSNBM, Hans Heyer, Perry McCarthy, Gregor Foitek and many more.

Inoue too?

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:39

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pi314159 wrote:No need for clones. There are still Lavaggi, Brancatelli, a holographic Ottorino Volonterio and Johnny Claes, HWNSNBM, Hans Heyer, Perry McCarthy, Gregor Foitek and many more.

Inoue too?

Of course! How could I forget him. And also Chanoch Nissany.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 17:41

pi314159 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pi314159 wrote:No need for clones. There are still Lavaggi, Brancatelli, a holographic Ottorino Volonterio and Johnny Claes, HWNSNBM, Hans Heyer, Perry McCarthy, Gregor Foitek and many more.

Inoue too?

Of course! How could I forget him. And also Chanoch Nissany.

right!

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 20 Dec 2012, 20:13

It's not the 21st in mexico yet.......

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 20:43

WeirdKerr wrote:It's not the 21st in mexico yet.......

According to some sources, fake-apocalypse will be at 11.11 UTC.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 20 Dec 2012, 21:02

The world will end as a direct result of so many people talking about idiotic theories regarding the world's end that the vibrations caused by all the sound waves will tear the world apart.

How can you stop this?

Simple: Slap anyone who is about to talk about the end of the world, thereby shutting them up, and saving both your ears and the world!

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 21:03

pasta_maldonado wrote:The world will end as a direct result of so many people talking about idiotic theories regarding the world's end that the vibrations caused by all the sound waves will tear the world apart.

How can you stop this?

Simple: Slap anyone who is about to talk about the end of the world, thereby shutting them up, and saving both your ears and the world!

So we have to slap ourselves... :lol:

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 20 Dec 2012, 21:05

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:The world will end as a direct result of so many people talking about idiotic theories regarding the world's end that the vibrations caused by all the sound waves will tear the world apart.

How can you stop this?

Simple: Slap anyone who is about to talk about the end of the world, thereby shutting them up, and saving both your ears and the world!

So we have to slap ourselves...

In fact, we're only writing, so we don't have to slap ourselves as long as we're not talking.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 20 Dec 2012, 21:09

As of the time of the posting:
It is about 12am in parts of Africa and Belarus
1am in Moscow
2:30am in India
6am in Japan
8am in Sydney
10am in New Zealand

All on December 21st, 2012.

To anyone who is in the above countries - is the world in the process of ending?
If so, please alert everyone.
If not, keep calm and carry on

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Dec 2012, 21:09

pi314159 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:The world will end as a direct result of so many people talking about idiotic theories regarding the world's end that the vibrations caused by all the sound waves will tear the world apart.

How can you stop this?

Simple: Slap anyone who is about to talk about the end of the world, thereby shutting them up, and saving both your ears and the world!

So we have to slap ourselves...

In fact, we're only writing, so we don't have to slap ourselves as long as we're not talking.

You're right.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Dec 2012, 22:31

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:It's not the 21st in mexico yet.......

According to some sources, fake-apocalypse will be at 11.11 UTC.

Wouldn't it be at 11 minutes to 11, not 11 minutes past 11.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 20 Dec 2012, 22:48

I have exactly 12 minutes to go until it is the 21st over here....

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 21 Dec 2012, 00:00

redbulljack14 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:It's not the 21st in mexico yet.......

According to some sources, fake-apocalypse will be at 11.11 UTC.

Wouldn't it be at 11 minutes to 11, not 11 minutes past 11.

So Italian TV is not able to give a correct time neither for fake-apocalypse...

Anyway here's 1.00 am and I'm still alive. I think my mother too is still alive. At least she's moving, so she should be.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 21 Dec 2012, 00:06

There's a portal to another dimension in my washing mashine, but further no strange things have been noticed. That portal has actually been there for a long time, so nothing to worry about.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Dec 2012, 00:28

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:According to some sources, fake-apocalypse will be at 11.11 UTC.

Wouldn't it be at 11 minutes to 11, not 11 minutes past 11.

So Italian TV is not able to give a correct time neither for fake-apocalypse...

Anyway here's 1.00 am and I'm still alive. I think my mother too is still alive. At least she's moving, so she should be.

You didn't realise that 11 minutes to 11 is 10.49, otherwise I wouldn't have made a big deal.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 21 Dec 2012, 02:23

JeremyMcClean wrote:As of the time of the posting:
It is about 12am in parts of Africa and Belarus
1am in Moscow
2:30am in India
6am in Japan
8am in Sydney
10am in New Zealand

All on December 21st, 2012.

To anyone who is in the above countries - is the world in the process of ending?
If so, please alert everyone.
If not, keep calm and carry on

It's 10.30 a.m in Singapore,and it's been the first sunny day in quite a while,actually.No dark clouds overhead,no cars overturned and people running in panic,no holy light coming from above,no earth splitting earthquakes,and definitely no sign the world is doomed.All is well.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 21 Dec 2012, 06:26

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:At least she's moving, so she should be.

This wrote:There's a portal to another dimension in my washing mashine

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 21 Dec 2012, 08:36