HWNSNBM Facts

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 17 Oct 2012, 16:50

Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 17 Oct 2012, 20:32

dr-baker wrote:Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!

You forgot that he could do all of them simultaneously. Whilst on fire.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 17 Oct 2012, 20:37

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!

You forgot that he could do all of them simultaneously. Whilst on fire.

Whilst in the Antartic. Hunting polar bears.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 17 Oct 2012, 21:00

Wizzie wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!

You forgot that he could do all of them simultaneously. Whilst on fire.

Whilst in the Antartic. Hunting polar bears.

Riding a penguin.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 18 Oct 2012, 18:40

HWNSNBM Is the be all and end all of absolutely nothing and everything at once..... and can win any future championship travelling in what ever form of transport he chooses

Post by **tommykl** » 19 Oct 2012, 16:12

Even in Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM still beat you!

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Oct 2012, 00:53

tommykl wrote:Even in Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM still beat you!

In Soviet Russia, the beat HWNSNBM's you!

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 20 Oct 2012, 12:27

Rumour has it that Yoda out of Star Wars is infact HWNSNBM

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Oct 2012, 13:07

HWNSNBM, and only him, can get the World out of the GEC. And make Greece the richest country in the World at the drop of a Minardi cap.

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 20 Oct 2012, 21:05

Some say he has invented an new way to clean curbs.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 03 Dec 2012, 02:07

HWNSNBM can conquer the world in Hearts Of Iron 3 - with Luxemburg within three weeks game time.

HWNSNBM can puke on Rosco Vantini and he wouldn't mind at all.

HWNSNBM can always get what he wants.

Jocke1 wrote:
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is the only person who could ask me "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" without me getting a bad feeling about it.

But what if he gets you a reservation at Dorsia?

He can do so without giving the maitre'd head.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 03 Dec 2012, 14:43

HWNSNBM can close a revolving door.
HWNSNBM can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
HWNSNBM can tie his shoelaces with his feet.

Post by **Ataxia** » 03 Dec 2012, 14:54

HWNSNBM can complete the entire NES version of Action 52.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 03 Dec 2012, 19:16

Klon wrote:HWNSNBM can conquer the world in Hearts Of Iron 3 - with Luxemburg within three weeks game time.

He can also conquer the entirety of Europe and the Middle East by the end of 1066 the in Crusader Kings 2, playing as some random Finnish pagans.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 23 Dec 2012, 22:03

When HWNSNBM thinks about Grosjean, Grosjean crashes.

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 23 Dec 2012, 22:08

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:When HWNSNBM thinks about Grosjean, Grosjean crashes.

HWNSNBM seems to think a lot about Grosjean.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 23 Dec 2012, 22:16

pi314159 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:When HWNSNBM thinks about Grosjean, Grosjean crashes.

HWNSNBM seems to think a lot about Grosjean.

Exactly.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 23 Dec 2012, 23:52

HWNSNBM made A.J. Foyt keep his car from crashing after Kevin Cogan hit Foyt hard in the rear suspension area.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 24 Dec 2012, 11:30

HWNSNMB was born at 10.49.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 24 Dec 2012, 13:07

HWNSNBM told the apocalypse to go away, it obeyed....

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 24 Dec 2012, 14:02

HWNSNBM can rub two fires together and start a stick.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 24 Dec 2012, 14:12

HWNSNBM is faster than you, can you confirm you understood the message?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 Dec 2012, 15:14

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM was born at 10.49.

...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 24 Dec 2012, 16:01

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM was born at 10.49.

...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

Post by **tommykl** » 25 Dec 2012, 08:17

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM was born at 10.49.

...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

But not quite as old as Bernie

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 25 Dec 2012, 18:01

tommykl wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

But not quite as old as Bernie

Naturally. :lol:

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 29 Dec 2012, 12:10

tommykl wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

But not quite as old as Bernie

HWNSNBM is Bernie

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 29 Dec 2012, 12:22

dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

tommykl wrote: But not quite as old as Bernie

takagi_for_the_win wrote: HWNSNBM is Bernie

No, I think you'll find that Bernie is HWNSNBM's puppet... As if HWNSNBM would be so stupid as to suggest a medal system! :roll:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 29 Dec 2012, 14:08

dr-baker wrote:
dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

tommykl wrote: But not quite as old as Bernie

takagi_for_the_win wrote: HWNSNBM is Bernie

No, I think you'll find that Bernie is HWNSNBM's puppet... As if HWNSNBM would be so stupid as to suggest a medal system!

Maybe Bernie is HWNSNBM's voodoo doll.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 29 Dec 2012, 15:02

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.

tommykl wrote: But not quite as old as Bernie

takagi_for_the_win wrote: HWNSNBM is Bernie

No, I think you'll find that Bernie is HWNSNBM's puppet... As if HWNSNBM would be so stupid as to suggest a medal system!

Maybe Bernie is HWNSNBM's voodoo doll.

Live and let drive

Grovey · Post by **Grovey** » 30 Dec 2012, 01:50

HWNSNBM decided to make a one off return to F1 at Catalunya earlier this year. He raced under the psudonym of "Pastor Maldonado"

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 30 Dec 2012, 02:52

There's actually one corner literally named after HWNSNBM: La Source.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 30 Dec 2012, 04:08

This wrote:There's actually one corner literally named after HWNSNBM: La Source.

I thought the whole track was named after him??

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 30 Dec 2012, 22:04

JeremyMcClean wrote:
This wrote:There's actually one corner literally named after HWNSNBM: La Source.

I thought the whole track was named after him??

Not literally. HWNSNBM is the source of everything.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 08 Jan 2013, 22:13

HWNSNBM was saying boo-urns

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 11 Jan 2013, 20:44

Joey Zyla wrote:HWNSNBM set the lap record for the Hungaroring in 1984.

HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the New Jersey street track.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Jan 2013, 01:14

HWNSNBM is allowed to shoot a guy in the dick.

I really hope someone gets that reference

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 20 Jan 2013, 04:00

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM is allowed to shoot a guy in the dick.

I really hope someone gets that reference

HWNSNBM's Real Name That Shall Never Be Mentioned is not Leopold Stotch.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 21 Jan 2013, 11:38

pasta_maldonado wrote:
Joey Zyla wrote:HWNSNBM set the lap record for the Hungaroring in 1984.

HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the New Jersey street track.

HWNSNBM holds the lap record in every track.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 21 Jan 2013, 12:22

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:
Joey Zyla wrote:HWNSNBM set the lap record for the Hungaroring in 1984.

HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the New Jersey street track.

HWNSNBM holds the lap record in every track.

HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the universe.