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34.867
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So far, my best time on the new track is 29.350. :)
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29.472

EDIT: 29.264
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Make that 29.650 seconds. I think this Onyx (referring to myself) is going no faster.
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29.934
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And the championship leader arrives to stop all the fun. ;)

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tristan1117 wrote:And the championship leader arrives to stop all the fun. ;)

27.916


And the other main title challenge arrives with a 27.500 ;)
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I got a 29.171 earlier today. Meh, could be worse
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And Wizzie in the Midland further lowers the benchmark with a 27.083!
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Tristan responds with a 27.000!
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28.059 now

Edit: 27.798
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I managed to improve to a 28.323
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And Wizzie goes straight back to the top with an unbelievable 26.050!
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37:922 for beginning. Later on i'll improve.
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Meatwad goes second with 26.350, exactly three tenths off the fastest time!
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Why on EARTH is the start line there?

I got a 30.717, and that's it as far as I'm concerned.
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Down to a 26.301
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27.033

edit: 26.351

EDIT 2: 26.050

edit 3: 25.767 EAT THAT MELROSE!
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I reached a 27.538 before pictogame became unavailable
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Ataxia [BacLettNinj] wrote:Why on EARTH is the start line there?

I got a 30.717, and that's it as far as I'm concerned.

Exactly, it's more about tactics than skill with that start line. But I started out in the 38.883 range. One can certainly go faster around this place as seen with the large number of 26 second times.
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Meatwad takes second place again with 25.799!
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Tristan1117 takes the lead with a 25.599!
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After two laps, tommykl takes sixth place with 28.968, we really expect more from the third-placed driver in the championship.
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And he moves up to fifth place with a much better 26.267!
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Meanwhile, Meatwad improves to 25.747 and once again takes second place.
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tristan1117 goes down to a 25.551
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Tommykl improves to a 25.868!
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And now 25.716 to take second position!
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Back in third place with 25.612. :)
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And Wizzie pulls out a stunning lap to go straight back to the top with a 25.100!
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Wizzie wrote:And Wizzie pulls out a stunning lap to go straight back to the top with a 25.100!


Wow, you must have really cut all of the corners; but I guess it's possible if you do a perfect lap.
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Aerond wrote:
Wizzie wrote:And Wizzie pulls out a stunning lap to go straight back to the top with a 25.100!


Wow, you must have really cut all of the corners; but I guess it's possible if you do a perfect lap.


Well, I probably was cutting it too fine for comfort during the first few corners but it was a lap that even I was amazed at pulling off, considering I was mostly in the high 25s before that point.
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Wizzie wrote:
Well, I probably was cutting it too fine for comfort during the first few corners but it was a lap that even I was amazed at pulling off, considering I was mostly in the high 25s before that point.

I am certain this lap can't be matched.
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Onxy Wrecked wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
Well, I probably was cutting it too fine for comfort during the first few corners but it was a lap that even I was amazed at pulling off, considering I was mostly in the high 25s before that point.

I am certain this lap can't be matched.


tristan1117 goes second with a 25.200

EDIT: They said it couldn't be matched.
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Tommykl goes back out to gain a couple of places, and gets down to 25.665, not enough for any better than fifth place so far.
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And, now, he rises up to third with 25.516!
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I somehow got myself up to 25.519 a little while back, and I doubt that I can find more speed
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