I'll start with the most pressing issue in my mind - those stupid flared wheen arches on the Dallara, and the sponsor blockers. They're ridiculous. [/rant]

Anyway, discuss!
Klon wrote:more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
nome66 wrote:FIA thinks a platypus is the safest animal in the wild
Onxy Wrecked wrote:nome66 wrote:FIA thinks a platypus is the safest animal in the wild
Unfortunately, it is venomous!
Klon wrote:Onxy Wrecked wrote:nome66 wrote:FIA thinks a platypus is the safest animal in the wild
Unfortunately, it is venomous!
As is everything in Australia. Except maybe the sheep.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Yannick wrote:The name change of the thread brought a smile on my face.
Alessandro Zampedri, who the original poster suggested to be its namesake, crashed out of one of the early IRL Indy 500s, thus ending his career and taking the chance away from him to achieve in IndyCars.
Alessandro Zanardi, however, famous for "The Pass" on the outskirts of the Corkscrew corner at Laguna Seca, his career-ending crash at Lausitzring and all his glorious achievements in paralympics, never even raced in IndyCar due to "The Split". He competed in CART and in F1, and opposed to Zampedri, he is profiled on this website.
So here is a big Forza to the Alessandro Zanardi IndyCar thread, formerly known as The "The 2012 IndyCar Season Thread" Thread.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Ferrarist wrote:I think this thread should be renamed after Alessandro Zampedri, but that's just my modest opinion.
Even with all these changes over the last year, IndyCar's still "meh" to me. The car is hideous, yet every team is forced to run it. This makes IndyCar looks like a glorified GP2 series. The least they could is to ask Carl Haas to build some Lolas for the series. Next point, the engine. They need "moar power" ((C) Tim Taylor), or even better, a larger engine displacement. I don't get how they want to cross the 230mph mark (Not that Indy might actually want to do that) with a 2.2l-V6 turbo. Although someone with more knowledge about engines might correct me on that matter.
The schedule seems alright, although IndyCar should really try to improve their revenue from oval or road course races. Because then, they wouldn't be forced to go from city to city like a friggin' circus! On the other hand, circuits like Road America don't event to pay too much for the sanctioning fee that IndyCar demands. (Source: http://www.crapwagon.com/forums/content ... ad-America)
Also, why are they just running 400 miles at Pocono? They bothered to run the traditional 500 miles at Fontana (CART's tradition, that is.), why can't they do the same there? Hell, they've already violated "Thou shall not have another 500 mile race besides the Indy 500". They should ask ISC to let them go back to Michigan. If Michigan really wants IndyCar by this point.![]()
Today, IndyCar is just like the DTM. They claim to be a great series, but the sole purpose of this series is to waggle some team owners egos. The only saving grace to IndyCar is the Indy500. Without it, they would just implode as fast as Champ Car did. But all the series needs is a strong leader, one with a clear vision of IndyCar's long-term future. One, who can take the team owners by their balls and make them do whatever he wants (in a business sense, of course). One, who can make IndyCar competitve again. But I'm afraid that this isn't likely to happen, so the best we can hope for is for the Frances to buy Indy, and shut down IndyCar for good.
Ferrarist wrote:@Wallio: Wow, the "big boys" at Indy really let themselves getting pushed around by the engine and chassis manufacturers. Sad, but also funny.
Ferrarist wrote:Which is why Indy really needs a strong leader. I can't stress it enough, but pseudo-democracy has never really worked in auto racing. In an ideal scenario, someone makes the rules, which everyone commited to IndyCar has to follow. If someone doesn't like these rules, they are free to leave. Teams have left this sport since its inception, but new teams have followed.
Tony George may have been such a leader, but he was way too young and inexperienced when he founded the IRL. He was also unfortunate enough to listen to the wrong people, like A.J. Foyt or John Barnes. He really should have asked people like Roger Penske or Carl Haas for support, because they are among the kind of people who really have a clue about this business. But Tony's gone by now, because he spent way too much money. I really wonder about his spending though, because he more or less forced these new IRL team owners to take loans to buy these new fancy Dallaras or G-Forces. I guess these teams couldn't pay back their loans after all.
Onxy Wrecked wrote:All one needs to see is A.J. Foyt pushing Arie Luyendyk into a bed of tulips to know the problems of listening to Foyt.
Ferrarist wrote:Onxy Wrecked wrote:All one needs to see is A.J. Foyt pushing Arie Luyendyk into a bed of tulips to know the problems of listening to Foyt.
Yeah, a pretty ridiculous incident. Sadly, younger fans will remember Foyt as incoherently rambling team owner, rather than his achievements as a driver.
Ironically enough, George welcomed Penske, Ganassi and Andretti/Green into his fold, once they left CART. Guess the whole split was really just an attempted power grab by George/Indy. But he could have already achieved that by 1996, had Penske agreed to make a deal with George.
By the way, many documents about the open-wheel splits (There are also bits about the CART-USAC split) can be found here. A very interesting read: http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showth ... ve-Project
Wallio wrote:Geogre wanted control all right. He also wanted an "America **** Yeah!" style series of all ovals, mostly in the Mid-West/South. The ratings say this wasn't that good of an idea.
I agree Indy needs a leader. CART, although I adored it, was never going to work. A board of directors? For racing? Really? Gil De Ferran would be a great head, if you could pry him away from Honda, or Forsythe, although he'll NEVER come back.....
Wallio wrote:Geogre wanted control all right.
Tony Geogre wrote:Don't make me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH (etc)
Faustus wrote:I wonder if anyone is going to try to run the Indy 500 and the NASCAR Charlotte 600 this year. It's been a while.
Onxy Wrecked wrote:Faustus wrote:I wonder if anyone is going to try to run the Indy 500 and the NASCAR Charlotte 600 this year. It's been a while.
I've heard rumors of Danica, but with some conditions involving a car capable of contending to win in the 500 to attempt both races.
Ferrarist wrote:Danica can stay right where she is, with her sticky-ricky by her side. I want to see Allmendinger, Stewart, Montoya, Jeff Gordon, Robby Gordon and so on to make their shots at the 500. I mean, quite a lot IndyCar drivers were competing at the Daytona 24 Hours. Why can't NASCARs drivers do the same for IndyCar? Okay, it might be a pain in the arse to travel from Indianapolis to Charlotte. But the 500 definitely needs a better line-up.
dinizintheoven wrote:Wallio wrote:Geogre wanted control all right.
Even if that wasn't intentional it's still brilliant.Tony Geogre wrote:Don't make me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH (etc)
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.
Wallio wrote: ... or Forsythe, although he'll NEVER come back.....
Yannick wrote:Wallio wrote: ... or Forsythe, although he'll NEVER come back.....
Well, there was a sticker on the Indy 500 winning Bryan Herta Autosport car #98 run in association with Curb/Agajanian (how is that for a long entry) which read "Forsythe Solutions".
Yannick wrote:Thank you for info.
Anyhow, isn't it odd that Ryan Briscoe, the former Toyota-F1 Friday driver, still hasn't managed to find a race seat in IndyCar for this year whereas Penske is about to replace him with a driver who despite winning several races, amongst them 3 in a row, left ChampCar after narrowly losing out on his first attempt at a championship fight, to go to NASCAR with debutants Red Bull Racing, who then finally made the Top-35 of the Owners Points standings in his 2nd season only to be replaced by F1Reject Scott Speed right after the fact, and then ran midfield in NASCAR for other teams including Penske most of the time, until a Tomas-Enge-style failed drug test almost stopped him: AJ Allmendinger who luckily recovered from there.
Pay drivers galore is present in IndyCar at the time, near as much as it is in F1. Here's hoping Briscoe gets a good seat.
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing, I wouldn't be in Formula 1
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Yannick wrote:Thank you for info.
Anyhow, isn't it odd that Ryan Briscoe, the former Toyota-F1 Friday driver, still hasn't managed to find a race seat in IndyCar for this year whereas Penske is about to replace him with a driver who despite winning several races, amongst them 3 in a row, left ChampCar after narrowly losing out on his first attempt at a championship fight, to go to NASCAR with debutants Red Bull Racing, who then finally made the Top-35 of the Owners Points standings in his 2nd season only to be replaced by F1Reject Scott Speed right after the fact, and then ran midfield in NASCAR for other teams including Penske most of the time, until a Tomas-Enge-style failed drug test almost stopped him: AJ Allmendinger who luckily recovered from there.
Pay drivers galore is present in IndyCar at the time, near as much as it is in F1. Here's hoping Briscoe gets a good seat.
I wouldn't call AJ Allmendinger a pay-driver by any stretch of the imagination. He was the Next Big Thing for America in single-seaters; once he went to NASCAR, all they really had were Patrick, Andretti, and Rahal, none of which have the combined speed and consistency to really do anything, and Hunter-Reay, who only got a car which showed what he could actually do last year. Allmendinger's NASCAR results don't do his talent justice by a long shot; I'm just hopeful that his time in NASCAR hasn't negatively affected his talent in a single-seater in any way. Because if it hasn't, he could well be a force for the championship, depending on how quickly he settles in.
Klon wrote:more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
pasta_maldonado wrote:Proving ever more the old rule of thumb - if yu want a career, don't go to NASCAR
Yannick wrote:Thank you for info.
Anyhow, isn't it odd that Ryan Briscoe, the former Toyota-F1 Friday driver, still hasn't managed to find a race seat in IndyCar for this year whereas Penske is about to replace him with a driver who despite winning several races, amongst them 3 in a row, left ChampCar after narrowly losing out on his first attempt at a championship fight, to go to NASCAR with debutants Red Bull Racing, who then finally made the Top-35 of the Owners Points standings in his 2nd season only to be replaced by F1Reject Scott Speed right after the fact, and then ran midfield in NASCAR for other teams including Penske most of the time, until a Tomas-Enge-style failed drug test almost stopped him: AJ Allmendinger who luckily recovered from there.
Pay drivers galore is present in IndyCar at the time, near as much as it is in F1. Here's hoping Briscoe gets a good seat.
“I have spent most of this off-season trying to help TrueCar mitigate their costs and bring sponsors onboard with their Initiative, having invested a great deal of my own time, effort and money, so this has come as a huge shock.”
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.
Cynon wrote:Well, if you can't smell it or can't see it, shite has hit the fan at Dragon Racing for the second time in 5 months. They went up and signed Sebastian Saavedra, and one Katherine Legge is, as you might expect, not terribly happy about it.
http://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/ ... on-racing/
This is PR speak for "it was a shock when it happened", or "I knew this was coming and bathplug off":“I have spent most of this off-season trying to help TrueCar mitigate their costs and bring sponsors onboard with their Initiative, having invested a great deal of my own time, effort and money, so this has come as a huge shock.”
... because there were rumors (I tend to believe a rumor if Robin Miller has heard of it) that Dragon tried to put Legge in the HVM car, but Dragon ended up moving into HVM's shop.
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.
HonoraryNortherner wrote:Yeah, Legge has never been that great, although I do rate Bourdais highly so maybe I'm biased. One thing I don't understand is the yapping Legge has done about it - please correct me if I'm wrong, but she never mentions a two-year contract with Dragon itself, rather with the sponsor.... I feel like I'm missing something here. If she has a contract with Dragon, then fine, rip into them if you want. If not, then surely it's TrueCar she should be battling in the courts and the press, rather than her former team?
Anyway it's quite sad to hear about Conquest leaving IndyCar, I've always admired the way Eric Bachelart has always battled on
HonoraryNortherner wrote:Yeah, Legge has never been that great, although I do rate Bourdais highly so maybe I'm biased. One thing I don't understand is the yapping Legge has done about it - please correct me if I'm wrong, but she never mentions a two-year contract with Dragon itself, rather with the sponsor.... I feel like I'm missing something here. If she has a contract with Dragon, then fine, rip into them if you want. If not, then surely it's TrueCar she should be battling in the courts and the press, rather than her former team?
Anyway it's quite sad to hear about Conquest leaving IndyCar, I've always admired the way Eric Bachelart has always battled on