Get Ready for... The ChiltonCraze!

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 22 Mar 2013, 06:11

Ladies and gentlemen, we've had Buttonmania. We've had Lewisteria. But those are just warm-up acts to what is surely going to be the boy-bandesque craze of the century. Yes I'm talking about the ChiltonCraze! Get in on the ground floor and be able to tell everyone how you rode the Chilton-Train all the way to the top of the F1 world!

Ben Purse · Post by **Ben Purse** » 22 Mar 2013, 06:28

CMON Maxy-Taxi!

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 22 Mar 2013, 06:31

The Sensation from Surrey himself:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 22 Mar 2013, 07:37

Someone tell Charles Pic THATS what a sensible haircut looks like.

johnnyCarwash · Post by **johnnyCarwash** » 22 Mar 2013, 11:41

I can't take Chilton seriously yet because he looks 12... despite being only 2 years younger than me

CoopsII wrote:Someone tell Charles Pic THATS what a sensible haircut looks like.

Pic "has his hair zat way becuz it's Stylish"

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Mar 2013, 12:50

LionZoo wrote:The Sensation from Surrey himself:

If it wasn't for the fact that I know how old he is, i'd have sworn that i'm older than him.

Kobacrashi · Post by **Kobacrashi** » 22 Mar 2013, 13:19

Now I am no expert in creating names for crazes but surely it should be MAXIMANIA

And as his fans we must surely be the CHILTONITES

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 22 Mar 2013, 14:23

CoopsII wrote:Someone tell Charles Pic THATS what a sensible haircut looks like.

I see your sensible haircut and I raise you Carlos Valderrama.

¿Donde esta mi "worth-it", L'Oréal?

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 22 Mar 2013, 15:44

dinizintheoven wrote:I see your sensible haircut and I raise you Carlos Valderrama.

Here follows proof that in football sometimes less is more (of a twat).

Also, on the nicknames thing; if Max and Adrian Sutil began a relationship would the media christen them "Adriax" or "Chiltil"?

Im not suggesting anything like...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 22 Mar 2013, 16:27

CoopsII wrote:Someone tell Tom ChiltonTHATS what a sensible haircut looks like.

Fixed...

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 22 Mar 2013, 16:31

dinizintheoven wrote:
CoopsII wrote:Someone tell Charles Pic THATS what a sensible haircut looks like.

I see your sensible haircut and I raise you Carlos Valderrama.

¿Donde esta mi "worth-it", L'Oréal?

That is hairy, but I think I have worse although probably not like coopsII's Ronaldo.

andrew2209 · Post by **andrew2209** » 22 Mar 2013, 17:01

Best.Crazy.Hair.Ever.

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 22 Mar 2013, 17:11

Kobacrashi wrote:Now I am no expert in creating names for crazes but surely it should be MAXIMANIA

And as his fans we must surely be the CHILTONITES

I thought about it, but we already had Buttonmania. Our man Max never follows (except on the racetrack).

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 22 Mar 2013, 18:11

LionZoo wrote:The Sensation from Surrey himself:

Its..... MC TIME!!!!

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 23 Mar 2013, 07:04

DanielPT wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:
CoopsII wrote:Someone tell Charles Pic THATS what a sensible haircut looks like.

I see your sensible haircut and I raise you Carlos Valderrama.

¿Donde esta mi "worth-it", L'Oréal?

That is hairy, but I think I have worse although probably not like coopsII's Ronaldo.

I loved Commodore's doo back in the day, too bad he decided to get rid of it after the playoffs.

Yannick · Post by **Yannick** » 23 Mar 2013, 16:39

Well, Chilton certainly doesn't look like he has a neck as big as Alonso's. Enter F1Rejects' favourite Sakon Yamamoto quote here.

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 23 Mar 2013, 21:29

I did warn you all in the podcast, Max Chilton is talent, talent, talent! :lol:

F1 is about to be swept by Maximania, or ChiltonCraze, or whatever you want to call it. HWNSNBM says so.

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 23 Mar 2013, 22:57

Our Man Max qualified in front of the highly regarded Giedo van der Garde.

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 24 Mar 2013, 14:14

Rumour has it that Max is racing under the psuedonym 'Jules Bianchi' in order to stop the huge amount of Chiltonites from swarming every country the F1 circus visits...

Shadaza · Post by **Shadaza** » 24 Mar 2013, 23:03

Great race for Chilton, he was way in the top 20!

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 24 Mar 2013, 23:19

Shadaza wrote:Great race for Chilton, he was way in the top 20!

He has finished in a better position than Maldonado in every race so far!

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 12 Apr 2013, 17:25

There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 12 Apr 2013, 21:33

LionZoo wrote:There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

It's becoming more and more obvious how much Marussia are favouring Bianchi and building the car to his driving.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 12 Apr 2013, 23:29

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
LionZoo wrote:There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

It's becoming more and more obvious how much Marussia are favouring Bianchi and building the car to his driving.

Do you honestly think that? Two races into the season with Bianchi at the team for less than two months?

That has to be one of the most ridiculous things written in the forum for a good while!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 12 Apr 2013, 23:31

AndreaModa wrote:
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
LionZoo wrote:There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

It's becoming more and more obvious how much Marussia are favouring Bianchi and building the car to his driving.

Do you honestly think that? Two races into the season with Bianchi at the team for less than two months?

That has to be one of the most ridiculous things written in the forum for a good while!

I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic...

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 12 Apr 2013, 23:40

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:It's becoming more and more obvious how much Marussia are favouring Bianchi and building the car to his driving.

Do you honestly think that? Two races into the season with Bianchi at the team for less than two months?

That has to be one of the most ridiculous things written in the forum for a good while!

I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic...

I was being sarcastic, expanding upon the joke LionZoo made. I should probably stop, or at least make it more obvious, seeing how many people it's confusing.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 12 Apr 2013, 23:41

Haha fair enough I see the joke now. It's always hard to read sarcasm though without a major hint.

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 13 Apr 2013, 03:05

AndreaModa wrote:Haha fair enough I see the joke now. It's always hard to read sarcasm though without a major hint.

(Hint: Everything in this entire thread is a joke, unless a hint is given that it is not!)

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 13 Apr 2013, 21:09

Future F1 superstar Max Chilton out-qualified race winner and world championship contender Mark Webber by three positions today. While Chilton was driving an end of the grid Marussia, Webber drove a front running Red Bull.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 14 Apr 2013, 05:12

LionZoo wrote:Future F1 superstar Max Chilton out-qualified race winner and world championship contender Mark Webber by three positions today. While Chilton was driving an end of the grid Marussia, Webber drove a front running Red Bull.

A very impressive performance, to say the least. Surely it's only a matter of time now until a top team takes note.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 14 Apr 2013, 09:32

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
LionZoo wrote:Future F1 superstar Max Chilton out-qualified race winner and world championship contender Mark Webber by three positions today. While Chilton was driving an end of the grid Marussia, Webber drove a front running Red Bull.

A very impressive performance, to say the least. Surely it's only a matter of time now until a top team takes note.

Latest rumour is that Red Bull themselves are interested in our man Max to try and reconnect with the British public, in such a supportive environment he would be bound to flourish as a driver.

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 15 Apr 2013, 04:57

In a race marred by craziness, MC kept his head together to finish in a strong 17th position and beat highly rated rival Giedo van der Garde.

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 15 Apr 2013, 12:57

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:seeing how many people it's confusing.

I accidentally this quote.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 15 Apr 2013, 13:37

solarcold wrote:
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:seeing how many people it's confusing.

I accidentally this quote.

I accidentally di Resta for 11.3 seconds.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 15 Apr 2013, 14:10

LionZoo wrote:There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

I thought the oiling system failures suffered by Max in Free practice was because Max needed the oil to style his hair with (he is that good that Max does not need to practice for a race).

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 15 Apr 2013, 14:23

ibsey wrote:
LionZoo wrote:There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

I thought the oiling system failures suffered by Max in Free practice was because Max needed the oil to style his hair with (he is that good that Max does not need to practice for a race).

It's also an excellent tactical decision. Styling your hair correctly can increase laptimes by up to a whole second. It's good to see Max has an intelligence to match his undoubted raw pace.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 15 Apr 2013, 14:48

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
ibsey wrote:
I thought the oiling system failures suffered by Max in Free practice was because Max needed the oil to style his hair with (he is that good that Max does not need to practice for a race).

It's also an excellent tactical decision. Styling your hair correctly can increase laptimes by up to a whole second. It's good to see Max has an intelligence to match his undoubted raw pace.

Can you imagine what is for him not worrying about if he styled his hair correctly for a whole race? It is certainly a performance booster.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 15 Apr 2013, 15:19

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
ibsey wrote:
LionZoo wrote:There's definitely a conspiracy to keep MaxiAttack from dominating F1. However, I am confident he will rise past the oiling system sabotage.

I thought the oiling system failures suffered by Max in Free practice was because Max needed the oil to style his hair with (he is that good that Max does not need to practice for a race).

It's also an excellent tactical decision. Styling your hair correctly can increase laptimes by up to a whole second. It's good to see Max has an intelligence to match his undoubted raw pace.

Indeed. By applying the correct amount of oil to his hair, he can keep the helmet closer to his scalp without fear of ruining his most excellent haircut. This reduces drag by decreasing the overall height of his profile whilst driving the car by a few fractions of a millimeter, which is oh-so-crucial in gaining those few important thousandths of a second.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:45

Nuppiz wrote:Indeed. By applying the correct amount of oil to his hair, he can keep the helmet closer to his scalp without fear of ruining his most excellent haircut. This reduces drag by decreasing the overall height of his profile whilst driving the car by a few fractions of a millimeter, which is oh-so-crucial in gaining those few important thousandths of a second.

...as well as provide better overall weight distribution & centre of gravity. Thus increasing performance yet further. This is how the mind of a future WDC works.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:50

ibsey wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:Indeed. By applying the correct amount of oil to his hair, he can keep the helmet closer to his scalp without fear of ruining his most excellent haircut. This reduces drag by decreasing the overall height of his profile whilst driving the car by a few fractions of a millimeter, which is oh-so-crucial in gaining those few important thousandths of a second.

...as well as provide better overall weight distribution & centre of gravity. Thus increasing performance yet further. This is how the mind of a future WDC works.

You know, my old PE teacher once said to a mate of mine that if he gelled his hair up then he'd actually run faster (honest!), so clearly Max is thinking along the same lines here.