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hootie
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by hootie » 22 Mar 2013, 09:55
WaffleCat
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by WaffleCat » 22 Mar 2013, 11:41
Preparing to be "future-endavoured" by Helmut Marko,JEV goes to the Malaysian job fair to test out his skills.
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 22 Mar 2013, 15:49
New recruit in Kuala Lumpur coffee shop dismissed for being too "showy".
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Ataxia
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by Ataxia » 22 Mar 2013, 15:51
Even though he beat Ricciardo last season, Vergne manages to get the pourer deal...
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CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 22 Mar 2013, 15:54
Ataxia [BacLettNinj] wrote: Even though he beat Ricciardo last season, Vergne manages to get the pourer deal...
Well played, for the life of me I couldnt think of a decent pun on 'pour'.
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Meatwad
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by Meatwad » 22 Mar 2013, 16:02
(Before 2014 season)
Marko: I'm sorry, Jean-Éric, but we have decided to replace you with Félix da Costa.
Vergne: Bathplug.
Marko: However, Red Bull Racing has found an alternative that you will certainly be satisfied with.
(Fast forward to the Australian GP weekend)
Vergne: BATHPLUG!
hootie
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by hootie » 23 Mar 2013, 11:38
Ataxia [BacLettNinj] wrote: Even though he beat Ricciardo last season, Vergne manages to get the pourer deal...
ahh, good one!
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Jocke1
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by Jocke1 » 23 Mar 2013, 12:16
¤Bloke in the middle¤ "Shoot, I just cleaned that table. I tell ya, youngsters these days. No respect for elders."
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fjackdaw
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by fjackdaw » 23 Mar 2013, 12:36
When they told me I had a date with a "lassi", this isn't what I had in mind.
fjackdaw
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by fjackdaw » 23 Mar 2013, 12:40
This is where our car is going to spend most of the season, get used to it.
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 23 Mar 2013, 16:27
"...OK, pour that then add Mr Raikkonens vodka, its in that big steel tin next to you..."
Because I never tire of Raikkonen=Alcoholic references.
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DemocalypseNow
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by DemocalypseNow » 24 Mar 2013, 15:52
Right lads, make sure you get a close up of Seb's face once I've properly smashed it in.
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CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 24 Mar 2013, 16:26
"On the flight they were showing Shallow Grave, gave me a few ideas actually cobber..."
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takagi_for_the_win
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by takagi_for_the_win » 25 Mar 2013, 15:21
With rumours that he was to be replaced by Da Costa, Vergne's performances just got pourer and pourer...
TORA! TORA! TORA!
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 25 Mar 2013, 16:49
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Jocke1
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by Jocke1 » 25 Mar 2013, 17:20
CoopsII wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJPVkJDgAU
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ibsey
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by ibsey » 25 Mar 2013, 18:08
Mark: "Seb, can I see your finger real quick? There's something I've always wanted to do with it..."
Cynon
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by Cynon » 26 Mar 2013, 15:09
"Seb, can you please let me win? I don't have the talent to do it on speed..."
"You're funny, Mark!"
dr-baker
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by dr-baker » 28 Mar 2013, 21:21
Jean Todt: Oh dear, today is just geting Wurz and Wurz...
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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MCard LOLA
Jocke1
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by Jocke1 » 29 Mar 2013, 09:33
darkapprentice77 wrote: Ide:
"Looku at that girl having fun with the mint-like leaf on her sashimi---shiso happy!"
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CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 29 Mar 2013, 11:28
Sir Frank : "I suppose Id better smile and make the best of it despite the fact theres not a single driver here Id employ if I had a choice."
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ibsey
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by ibsey » 29 Mar 2013, 15:32
dr-baker wrote: Niki Lauda; "So when is this fight between Vettel & Webber suppose to happen then? Oh wait a minute, here they come....FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
razta
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by razta » 30 Mar 2013, 08:17
A friend of mine posted this on her FB..
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by razta » 30 Mar 2013, 09:13
ibsey
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by ibsey » 01 Apr 2013, 01:20
CoopsII wrote: Ladies & Gentlemen. I am proud to introduce, for your singing pleasure Mr Jacques Villeneuve.
Reverie Planetarian
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by Reverie Planetarian » 01 Apr 2013, 17:30
The first ideas for the Far Cry 3 box art were WEIRD.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by dr-baker » 02 Apr 2013, 11:59
Seb: Hey Mark, what do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Mark: Let's find out, shall we, Seb?
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
takagi_for_the_win
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by takagi_for_the_win » 02 Apr 2013, 13:03
ibsey wrote: dr-baker wrote: Niki Lauda; "So when is this fight between Vettel & Webber supposed to happen then?
TORA! TORA! TORA!
Warren Hughes
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by Warren Hughes » 02 Apr 2013, 18:46
What do you mean we'd go faster if we swapped places?
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Reverie Planetarian
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by Reverie Planetarian » 03 Apr 2013, 23:29
Bruno was unsure how a sponsorship deal with Dreamworks was supposed to boost his performance on-track, but one look at an exhaust over the rear of the Donkey balloon and he knew the whole team had been had.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
DOSBoot
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by DOSBoot » 04 Apr 2013, 03:39
Senna: Well this should boot sales for Super Monaco GP 2!
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Shizuka
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by Shizuka » 04 Apr 2013, 13:14
"You sure you won't sponsor us?"
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14:03 RaikkonenPlsCare There's some water in water
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 04 Apr 2013, 14:51
"Its alright Ron, you can deffo keep this one. And I wont be needing a copy of it either"
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Reverie Planetarian
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by Reverie Planetarian » 04 Apr 2013, 21:48
The arcade he swiped it from promptly gave him several angry calls.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
hootie
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by hootie » 05 Apr 2013, 03:25