The Alex Yoong 2013 Malaysian GP Thread

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:27

How did Maldonado glue Skittles to his tires? :lol:

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:28

Maldonaldo out again.
I wonder if Webber was told to back off or has a problem?

S951 · Post by **S951** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:28

the reverend is out don't know if car failure or own mistake

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:32

Negative, Nico. Negative!

S951 · Post by **S951** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:33

oh rosberg is not happy there

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:33

Rosberg sounding like Vettel. I BET there isn't the same fury.

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:38

Mercedes really did a great job this weekend. Shame to see Nico getting held back though.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:39

There is your fury lol he ain't a happy boy but ross brawn has a point on that nothing to gain front or back

bianchi having another good race in 13th

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:43

Vettelwinslol

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:44

Ha Ha, sebs got some explaining to do LOL

Edit: Wish there was the old style press interviews where Mark could have a glass of water to SLAAMM down.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:44

Perez drops a 1:39.199 as FL!

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:46

Wasn't it Massa that before the podium told Alonso to 'go bathplug himself' in Italian after the German GP back in 2007? We could be in for some more of that.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:50

this is going to be a good post race!! webber more pissed than last time

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:51

Webber gave the Red Bull a bit of an aul slam down there.

macherone · Post by **macherone** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:52

I never seen Seb so pissed off. That's a really sour podium.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 24 Mar 2013, 09:59

ouch horners face there

Shadaza · Post by **Shadaza** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:00

Webber is P I DOUBLE S E D.

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:00

OH shite. SELL HIM DOWN RIVER MARK. YEAH BUDDY

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:01

bathplug off Nicole. Really Martin? Really?

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:02

When Red Bull told Webber to hold position at Silverstone 2011, Webber said he ignored the order. Just saying.

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:03

Suprising words from Marko.

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:04

pablo_h wrote:Suprising words from Marko.

Must be on the Sky broadcast, what did he say?

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:04

GwilymJJames wrote:When Red Bull told Webber to hold position at Silverstone 2011, Webber said he ignored the order. Just saying.

Payback, that's the problem. Now that can't stop Webber doing it to Vettel latter on in the season when it counts.

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:05

F1000X wrote:
pablo_h wrote:Suprising words from Marko.

Must be on the Sky broadcast, what did he say?

Marko said the team told both drivers to hold position. Vettel raced him when told not to, and the team will have words with him.

Benetton · Post by **Benetton** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:08

Christian Horner is a big pansy. An order is an order.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:09

Benetton wrote:Christian Horner is a big pansy. An order is an order.

And he looks like a smarmy Austrian

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:10

"And he will get protection as always" words about Vettel.

This is going to turn really nasty.

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:11

It's weird this cos I was always under the impression that team orders were bad.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:12

Shizuka wrote:"And he will get protection as always" words about Vettel.

This is going to turn really nasty.

now having seen the replays of it looped together I think you are right

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:16

GwilymJJames wrote:It's weird this cos I was always under the impression that team orders were bad.

It's bad when one driver listened to an agreed plan, and the other doesn't. Because that's just going to rip one driver off to any pervious agreements.
Of course it's bad for the team in the long run when neither driver listens and they end up crashing as well.
And of course next time Mark won't listen, and now we know Seb won't. So it's bad for the team this season and Seb has shown his hand.
Also, with regard to team orders, this early on it's not big bikkies this early in the season with regards to the WDC, but bad for the WCC if these guys now take each other on and end up in DNFs for the rest of the season due to taking each other out.

edit: ^^ That's why i was suprised by what Marko said, Seb is getting no public protection from the team. marko said he did the wrong thing, didn;t blame Webber for a change or say Webber should have let him by and not fought.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:16

GwilymJJames wrote:It's weird this cos I was always under the impression that team orders were bad.

Mark had turned down his engine, so it wasn't a fair fight.

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:17

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08:09   Shadaza   DRS on, time for 9000 replays of the start
08:09   Cynon   Sooooooooooooo
08:09   Cynon   when does Felipe baby become #1 driver?
08:09   RealRacingRoots   alonso clipped vettel at T2
08:09   Cynon   Brake test lawl
08:09   Klon   I'm in mah Ferrari killing mah front wings
08:09   dark77   *sigh* more proof vettel can't race
08:09   Hound55   @Adrian Sutil The mobile will probably keep doing that all race
08:09   AdrianSutil   Ferrari: P2 and P3 at the start. Lap 3: P6 an Dnf
08:10   DefinitelyMaybe   Great start from the Hulk though
08:10   Klon   lol Alonso should be greatful that he didn't cause Vettel to spin
08:10   Sh0tee   Why are we getting a replay of Dolanberg?
08:10   Klon   otherwise he'd be getting a grid penalty for sure
08:10   AdrianSutil   @Hound55 it's usually ok. Think I pressed a button by mistake
08:10      *** AdrianSutil quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:10   Shadaza   Go go Hulk
08:10   Cynon   Klon.
08:10   Cynon   Ferrari.
08:10   WaffleCat   I think Hulkenberg took Sutil.
08:11      *** AdrianSutil joined #F1Rejects
08:11   Klon   Ricciardo keeps his cool
08:11   DefinitelyMaybe   This race is already not going to plan. Not happy.
08:11   Sh0tee   The retard himself walking
08:11   Shadaza   seriously what were they thinking
08:12   Shadaza   the wing was dragging against the floor
08:12   DefinitelyMaybe   Hulkenberg is a man on a mission. Maybe Guttierez is just crap?
08:12   DefinitelyMaybe   And that Sauber is actually good?
08:12   WaffleCat   Nice pass Hulk.
08:12   dark77   come on hulk prove how bad perez is
08:12   Hound55   Or maybe this is hulkenburg we are talking about
08:12   AdrianSutil   Perez can't pass Sauber. Ironic.
08:12   Klon   Räikkönen being bad
08:12   Klon   I like it
08:12   RealRacingRoots   Kimi having a dog day afternoon already
08:13   WaffleCat   Raikkonen continuing to take shortcuts.
08:13   Hound55   hero to zero
08:13   Cynon   I hope Perez thrashes everyone
08:13   TMLW   It can't be that hard to pass a Toro Rosso, surely
08:13   Klon   zero pts pls kimi
08:13   Wizzie   Hulk 1, Perez 0 :L
08:13   WaffleCat   Hulk's dangerous.
08:13   dark77   zero pts pls perez
08:13   Cynon   because it might shut up everyone who keeps bitching about him.
08:13      *** Salamander joined #F1Rejects
08:13   RealRacingRoots   You wouldn't like him when hes angry wafflecat
08:13   MinardiFan   pts pls marussia or caterham
08:13   Sh0tee   Dolanberg is on a mission
08:13   Klon   vettel pits
08:13   RealRacingRoots   vettel box box box
08:13   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel in.
08:13   Shadaza   that is brave
08:13   Sh0tee   Oh piss off I cant see this pit
08:14   Hound55   pits vettel
08:14   WaffleCat   Very dangerous,clinging to Massa like King Kong onto the Empire state.
08:14   FEtzie   softs
08:14   Shadaza   first man in
08:14   Eurobrun   Who is Sh0tee?
08:14   WaffleCat   Massa in.
08:14   MinardiFan   anti-smoking ads... damn you Ten
08:14   Hound55   who started with dry weather tires?
08:14   TMLW   Friggen One...
08:14   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel has no grip!
08:14   Wizzie   Nobody Hound55
08:14   Klon   perhaps that was too early, Vettle
08:14   Wizzie   Everyone was on inters
08:14   Hound55   oh k
08:14   Shadaza   lolol nope
08:14   DefinitelyMaybe   Being mugged by everyone on inters!
08:14   Cynon   Vettel
08:14   dark77   yes vettel's losing it!!!
08:14   TMLW   NO I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH AN INFINITI AD!
08:14   WaffleCat   Vettel pitted too early.
08:14   Hound55   tanking
08:15   Sh0tee   Rexona ads..
08:15   Shadaza   why would you be the first to gamble when you have a fairly safe lead?
08:15   Cynon   At least Vettel didn't do a Scott Speed
08:15   Wizzie   Oh go home 10 Live. I've already seen that Wurrawhy ad a million times already
08:15   Cynon   Hungary 06...
08:15   DefinitelyMaybe   He's got to get past GRSJN. Dis gon b gud.
08:15   MinardiFan   At least you're seeing an a for a mainstream radio station showing a bunch of hipsters TMLW
08:15   Klon   this is gonna be fun
08:15   Hound55   Maybe Red Bull wants it to be Webber's year
08:15   Sh0tee   bathplug I hated those Lewis Hamilton Watch ads there showed last year like every adbrake
08:15   Cynon   Webber sucks too much
08:15   Klon   seeing Vettel in beast mode on the dry part of the track whilst struggling in the wet
08:16   Cynon   LOL
08:16   WaffleCat   Hahaha.Vettel told to pit,Wibbah told to stay out. Lol.
08:16   dark77   sutil box box box
08:16   Cynon   Why are they making Webber their #1?!
08:16   FEtzie   so long as everybody else sticks to the racing line Vettel won't be able to pass without losing the rear
08:16   Salamander   maybe vettel asked to pit?
08:16   Eurobrun   Bye temporarily
08:16   AdrianSutil   Double pitstop for force India
08:16      *** Eurobrun quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:16   Hound55   everybody box box box
08:16   dark77   because webber is likeable
08:16   DefinitelyMaybe   Di Resta will be pissed off.
08:16   Cynon   That's like having a team of Lewis Hamilton and David Coulthard
08:16   DefinitelyMaybe   
08:16   FEtzie   problems at sutil
08:16   Klon   Sutil gets fooked at the box
08:16   Cynon   and having COULTHARD the #1
08:16   Shadaza   Oh dear Force India
08:16   Wizzie   Slow stop for the Force
08:16   MinardiFan   They've realised everyone is sick of seeing Vettel winning everything
08:16   Hound55   oh no
08:16   RealRacingRoots   wheel gun failure
08:16   Sh0tee   Lol Di Resta
08:16   Shadaza   Behind Caterham
08:16   DefinitelyMaybe   Bianchi still ahead of Bottas
08:16   Cynon   -_-
08:16   Cynon   GO GO BIANCHI
08:17      *** RealRacingRoots quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:17   Cynon   !!!
08:17   FEtzie   webber fastest lap on inters
08:17   Wizzie   And better yet, Bianchi's now ahead of the milk bottle as well :L
08:17   Shadaza   "Bad decision for Mark Webber" fastest lap Mark Webber
08:17   DefinitelyMaybe   Di Resta moaning in 3, 2, 1
08:17   Hound55   cue dpwnpour
08:17   Klon   Vettel now putting everything into order
08:17   Klon   There are no brakes on Vettel's rape train
08:17   Cynon   ^
08:17   Klon   HAMILTON
08:17   Cynon   I hope so.
08:17   PASTAWINSLOL   pffffhahahahahha
08:17   Shadaza   hahaha
08:17   Wizzie   Hamilton
08:17   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton brainfade!
08:18   Sh0tee   Hahahahaha
08:18   Cynon   HAHAHAHAHAHA
08:18   WaffleCat   Ha.
08:18   Salamander   
08:18   TMLW   Hello Jenson!
08:18   dark77   LOLHAMILTON
08:18   AdrianSutil   Haha Hamilton bathplug me
08:18   Hound55   hehe
08:18   Salamander   hamilton pulls a button from china 2011
08:18   FEtzie   hamilton forgetting which team he drives for
08:18   Hound55   Hamilton goes to visit
08:18   WaffleCat   Hamilton still loves Mclaren.
08:18   Klon   Massa FLAP
08:18   Wizzie   Webber's come back out ahead of Vettel
08:18   dark77   vergne problems
08:18   DefinitelyMaybe   GenericBlur has a new front wing.
08:19   Klon   hahahaha
08:19   Cynon   So the talented STR driver got screwed
08:19   dark77   hahaha
08:19   DefinitelyMaybe   Toro Rosso bashing Caterham
08:19   Cynon   By
08:19   FEtzie   the pit-lane gremlins are busy today
08:19   TMLW   Nice one Vergne
08:19   Klon   oh man
08:19   Cynon   LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:19   Hound55   -watching someone do something dumb and then watching how many witticisms we try yo make-
08:19   WaffleCat   Well,that was catastrophic.
08:19   AdrianSutil   Toro Rosso fail
08:19   Cynon   STR fail
08:19   DefinitelyMaybe   bathplug off Shirtslinger
08:19   Hound55   ROTR FOR EVERYONE
08:19   dark77   go away shitstinker
08:19   Shadaza   so much fail this race
08:19   Salamander   Shitsinger
08:19   Sh0tee   ROTR for Pitstops in general
08:19   Shadaza   Plan A: Stop in Mercedes Pit
08:20   Cynon   Bob Varsha: "Okay, was that the Mercedes pit radio or the McLaren radio?"
08:20   FEtzie   "sticking to plan a" means "continue driving for us, please"
08:20   Hound55   hahaha
08:20      *** WaffleCat quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:20   Sh0tee   Ah shite Vettel
08:20   Wizzie   And now Grosjean gets ahead of the STR
08:20   dark77   raikkonen struggling
08:20   Shadaza   VDG in 14th
08:20   Hound55   about time Grosjean
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08:20   dark77   that'll make klon happy
08:20   DefinitelyMaybe   Still lots of water in the first sector
08:20   Klon   Di Resta flap
08:20   Klon   indeed it does
08:20   AdrianSutil   Sutil P15
08:20   FEtzie   lap times tumbling
08:21   Wizzie   The milk bottle's pissed off now
08:21   Sh0tee   Oh yes my winner prediction going fastest lap
08:21   Shadaza   hopefully Red Bull's tires will disintergrate
08:21   DefinitelyMaybe   Has Webber pitted yet?
08:21   Shadaza   yes
08:21   Cynon   Ricciardo being not useless for once
08:21   Wizzie   Webber stopped a lap later than Vettel
08:21   FEtzie   everybody has pitted
08:21   Wizzie   Which made the difference
08:21   DefinitelyMaybe   He's ahead of Vettel.
08:21   WaffleCat   Too much rejectfulness in this race.
08:21   DefinitelyMaybe   And on the hards!
08:21   TMLW   Hmm, that's interesting...
08:21   dark77   webber the only man on hards
08:22   Wizzie   Button, VDG and Vergne also on hards
08:22   Hound55   thats an odd call
08:22   DefinitelyMaybe   If we get REDBULLSHIT at the finish, my rage will be uncontrollable.
08:22   Wizzie   Hulk FL
08:22   Hound55   gj Hulkenburg
08:22   Klon   Wizzie, as he said - the only important man on hards
08:22   Sh0tee   Bottas past Binachi
08:22   WaffleCat   Alonso's wing,STR pit crew and Hamilton loving missing Mclaren too much.
08:22   Shadaza   Vettel is slow
08:23   Hound55   remember which pedal is the accelerator?
08:23   Wizzie   Hulk's mad. I don't think Mercedes will like him too much when he comes steaming up to the back of them
08:23   Salamander   webber faster than vettel on the harder compound
08:23   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel is over a second slower than Webber
08:23   Klon   no, webber, you musn't be fast
08:23   Klon   you can't challenge for a title
08:23   Salamander   yes
08:23   Salamander   yes he can
08:23   Sh0tee   Oh bathplug off channel 10
08:23   FEtzie   hamilton's last lap was a second faster than both RBRs
08:23   TMLW   IT'S BEEN 6 LAPS AND WE NEED ANOTHER AD?!
08:23   Salamander   
08:23   WaffleCat   Hulk v Button!
08:23   DefinitelyMaybe   Come on Hamilton, you know you want to take Vettel off.
08:24   WaffleCat   Ere we go!
08:24   AdrianSutil   Hulkenberg is on a mission!
08:24   MinardiFan   Even worse was the choice of song to go to the ad break
08:24   FEtzie   take vettel, or take vettel out
08:24   FEtzie   that is the question
08:24   Sh0tee   Hey boys there its the Hulk!
08:24   Cynon   Hamilton, if you pretend you're in NASCAR you'll get a fanbase for no good reason!
08:24   dark77   no need to look after rosberg's tYres
08:24   DefinitelyMaybe   McLaren falling backwards now.
08:24   WaffleCat   DRS monster overtake.
08:24   Cynon   McLaren sucks this year
08:24   Cynon   The car is such trash
08:24   dark77   di resta doing something useful
08:24   Salamander   mclaren is a pile of shite
08:25   DefinitelyMaybe   Bah, glass of milk passes the glasser.
08:25   Sh0tee   What can I get if I bet on Di Resta to win the race?
08:25   Shadaza   a sanity test?
08:25   Klon   Sh0tee: utter suffering
08:25   Salamander   sutil glassing you?
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08:25   Wizzie   The emperor has joined us
08:25   WaffleCat   Di Resta is now going to complain that Sutil made him lock up his tyres,thus costing him an inevitable podium.
08:25   Hound55   that outside part of the circuit in between the two straights is pretty cool
08:25   DefinitelyMaybe   Perez being passed by all and sundry.
08:25   Sh0tee   Might do that for next face
08:25   Sh0tee   Race
08:26   Wizzie   Montezuma, what do you have to say about Alonso's accident?
08:26   Shadaza   car is trying to kill Raikkonen
08:26   Cynon   Great defense Perez
08:26   Klon   Räikkönen not good enough to handle car
08:26   Salamander   i think raikkonen has a full dry setup maybe???
08:26   Hound55   he is alll over the plaec
08:26   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton a second quicker than the RBs
08:26   Salamander   hamilton hauling in vettel
08:26   dark77   surprised they haven't interviewed alonso yet
08:27   FEtzie   maybe 100m behind him
08:27   Sh0tee   bathplug Maldolan has been annoymous this race
08:27   Wizzie   Probably because Fernando's half way to the airport right now
08:27   AdrianSutil   Both Mercedes cars looking very tidy
08:27   DefinitelyMaybe   Mercedes going like a train at the moment.
08:27   Wizzie   Which incidentally is right next door to the track
08:27   DefinitelyMaybe   NO MCLAREN! PLAN B IS A DOUCHEBAG!
08:27   DefinitelyMaybe   His music is shite
08:27   Hound55   i liek trINA
08:27   montezuma   Let the skies reverberate with the wrath of the gods for whoever tried to sabotage The Chosen One's race in his Scarlet Chariot
08:27   Hound55   trains
08:28   TMLW   You've got 40 laps, investigate it now you bloody pansies
08:28   Sh0tee   I like Trina as well
08:28   Klon   Hamilton raping the middle sector
08:28   Shadaza   most clear cut unsafe release you will see all season
08:28   Hound55   now thats a mental image
08:28   Cynon   Raping the middle sector like his name is Kobe Bryant?
08:28   Shadaza   *investigate after the race
08:28   WaffleCat   Did I read that correctly,Klon?
08:28   Klon   Cynon, he's unstoppable
08:28   Klon   millions o' dollars
08:28   Cynon   Well
08:28   Cynon   Kobe Bryant got away with rape...
08:28   FEtzie   should send a suit with a big hammer down to the pit lanes and threaten to break bones if it happens again
08:29   Sh0tee   Maldolan strikes again
08:29   DefinitelyMaybe   Faildonado strikes again!
08:29   TMLW   There's the Revered
08:29   Shadaza   Maldonaderp
08:29   AdrianSutil   Maldonado lol bathplug fail
08:29   dark77   fuccking hell reverend
08:29   Salamander   WELP
08:29   Cynon   MALDOLAN
08:29   Hound55   maldolan!
08:29   WaffleCat   Loldonado.
08:29   Shadaza   car is probably faster now
08:29   Cynon   Frnt wng pls
08:29   FEtzie   McDonaldo`?
08:29   Wizzie   And that's the second damaged Williams front wing this afternoon
08:29   dark77   i know the williams is shite but seriously
08:29   Cynon   Driver is faster than the car
08:29   Klon   Williams pls
08:29   AdrianSutil   Derpey derp
08:29   Cynon   Kurt Busching it up over ther
08:29   Salamander   di resta fl?
08:29   Salamander   wtf
08:29   Cynon   Driving faster than what the car can do = wreck
08:29   FEtzie   di resta fastest lap
08:29   Hound55   the nosecone destruction championship is going to be really shaken up by this race
08:30      *** AdrianSutil quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:30   Shadaza   Williams going for glory
08:30   DefinitelyMaybe   At this rate, everyone is gunning for ROTR.
08:30   Hound55   yup
08:30   dark77   except for webber
08:30   Wizzie   Except for Webber
08:30   dark77   lol
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08:30   TMLW   Except Webber, he's actually decent for once
08:30   Klon   Webber loses time against Vettel
08:30   Hound55   Grosjean gaining on Massa
08:30   Shadaza   and Hulk
08:30   Wizzie   I mean, the start alone is enough for an easy IIDOTR for him
08:30   TMLW   And Rosberg. So far.
08:30   AdrianSutil   I'm round my mates and his wifi isn't as strong as my own
08:30   Hound55   haha
08:31   FEtzie   at this rate, nobody will have a nose left by the end of the race
08:31   WaffleCat   Many noses have been destroyed.
08:31   PASTAWINSLOL   except for Vettel, of course
08:31   Hound55   the Great Nosecone Shortage of Sepang
08:31   Shadaza   Vettel pit too early
08:31   Klon   Räikkönen still can't pass Perez
08:31   dark77   PASTAWINSLOL hate to be impatient but will the 1980 swiss gp take place today??
08:31   DefinitelyMaybe   Go home Crofty, some rain is needed.
08:32   Shadaza   wouldn't a printable version of the weather radar be a complete waste of time
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08:32   MinardiFan   FIA radar says no rain on track path... it's going to rain then
08:32   AdrianSutil   No rain detected. It's Malaysia late afternoon. Give it 10 laps: thunderstorms approaching
08:32   FEtzie   in malaysia, torrential rain can appear from nowhere
08:32   WaffleCat   DRS HURRRRR.
08:32   Klon   Hülkenberg's tyres are dying
08:32   Sh0tee   Dolanberg tyres gone
08:32   DefinitelyMaybe   Jesus, that McLaren is shite.
08:32   Shadaza   why is he dolan?
08:32   TMLW   DRS. Bullshit.
08:32   Hound55   Its about time
08:33   Hound55   that Lotus can't pass for shite
08:33   Cynon   DRS, one of the only ways F1 cars can actually pass.
08:33   WaffleCat   In Malaysia,rainclouds just form without warning.
08:33   DefinitelyMaybe   Guttierez failing.
08:33   Hound55   gutirrez
08:34   Sh0tee   Is Ali-G pitting this lap?
08:34   Klon   rosberg keeps going
08:34   Hound55   that he is
08:34   Klon   stronk
08:34   Salamander   webber fastest lap
08:34   WaffleCat   Merc is fats.
08:34   WaffleCat   Scuse me,fast.
08:34   Salamander   not anymore
08:34   Cynon   Fats?
08:34   Klon   HE'S FAT!
08:34   Cynon   Damn, didn't know Nigel Mansell drove for them
08:34   FEtzie   rosberg catching up with hamilton
08:34   Klon   - Scott Steiner
08:34   AdrianSutil   Rosberg continues to close the gaps
08:34   Salamander   cynon
08:35   DefinitelyMaybe   How have we not even done 20 laps yet?
08:35   Hound55   im glad i picked rosberg to win it
08:35   Sh0tee   I honsently think the feed is going to go down soon
08:35   Klon   Alonso doesn't want to give interviews
08:35   Klon   he mad
08:35   Shadaza   it's his own stupid falt
08:35   Cynon   More drama in this race than in a 1980s race if you remove all the mechanical failures.
08:35   FEtzie   or his teams fault
08:35   WaffleCat   U mad,Alonso?- Alonso's front wing.
08:36   Cynon   Vettel's rain light
08:36   FEtzie   they wanted to keep him out for a few laps so that they could swap to slicks and change the nose at the same time
08:36   Cynon   should be in the shape of a trollface.
08:37      *** PASTAWINSLOL quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:37   FEtzie   then his front wing was told that alonso was faster, and it confirmed
08:37   Klon   Webber give up position pls
08:37   WaffleCat   Di Resta look fast...for once.
08:37   Wizzie   Milk Bottle vs Smiling Assasin
08:37   Sh0tee   CMON Di Resta!
08:38   WaffleCat   When compared to Ricciardo,of course.
08:38   Hound55   it seems like those two are in a league of their own
08:38   DefinitelyMaybe   DRS is far too easy today.
08:38   AdrianSutil   Di Resta passes using drs. Defienetly deserves a top seat
08:38   AdrianSutil   That's sarcasm for anyone who doesn't get it
08:38   Hound55   I think it was understood
08:38   Klon   Button doing good
08:38   MinardiFan   Di Resta is a future world champion... in his own mind
08:38   Klon   IIDOTR candidate?
08:39   FEtzie   times look like they might be dropping
08:39   DefinitelyMaybe   Webber in
08:39   Shadaza   Webber?
08:39   DefinitelyMaybe   Go home Vettel
08:39   Shadaza   pit the faster one?
08:39   Shadaza   on the harder tires?
08:39   DefinitelyMaybe   REDBULLSHIT
08:39   Hound55   anything with "Di Resta" and "deserves a top seat" must include a doesn't
08:39   WaffleCat   Webber in...on harder tyros.
08:39   TMLW   I'm sorry, what now? The hard tires died first?
08:39   DefinitelyMaybe   bathplug sake
08:39   Sh0tee   Chilton best new team driver!!!!!
08:39   FEtzie   webber on options
08:39   TMLW   Oh, right. Red Bull.
08:39   AdrianSutil   3 stop for webber then.
08:39   WaffleCat   Tyres. Damn iPad autocorrect.
08:39   MinardiFan   RBR logic... get #2 out of the way of Vettel
08:39   Cynon   It's okay
08:39   Wizzie   Three stop? This looks more like a four stopper for Webber
08:40   Shadaza   lol Button in 4th in that POS
08:40   Salamander   most obvious not-team-orders there from red bull
08:40   Salamander   dicks
08:40   Hound55   come on rogro
08:40   Klon   autocorrect tyres to tyros
08:40   Klon   what?
08:40   Cynon   if Webber was going to compete for the title he'd crash his bike again
08:40   Cynon   or something like that.
08:40   Wizzie   Massa still doing nothing since the start
08:40   Sh0tee   Still faster then Alonso
08:40   Hound55   ipads dont like racing terms- fact
08:40   AdrianSutil   Yeah maybe 4 stop. Those hard tyres fell away quickly
08:40   Klon   What is a tyros to begin with?
08:40   Cynon   Apple is the epitome of all that is evil -- fact.
08:40   dark77   yeah oranges are better
08:41   Salamander   cynon very true
08:41   FEtzie   vettel doing at least one more lap
08:41   MinardiFan   Webber had his chance in 2010, but ditched it in some mud in Korea
08:41   Klon   MinardiFan, don't forget choking in Abu Dhabi
08:41   Shadaza   the north remembers
08:41   Sh0tee   Red Dolan? Dolan Bull?
08:41   Cynon   webr pls u cnat win title u suk lol?
08:41   MinardiFan   Sh0tee pls
08:42   Cynon   Jesus
08:42   DefinitelyMaybe   HAHA Di Resta.
08:42   FEtzie   force india bathplug it up
08:42   FEtzie   again
08:42   Salamander   
08:42   Wizzie   Di Resta having another shite time in the pits :L
08:42   Cynon   get your shite together force
08:42   Klon   Force Bengalore pls
08:42   dark77   ROTR force india
08:42   Hound55   goddammit frce india
08:42   TMLW   Great, more whinging from DIR
08:42   Salamander   glass of milk in trouble
08:42   DefinitelyMaybe   Fecking brilliant
08:42   Wizzie   Button coming in this lap
08:42   dark77   get your bloody pitstops right
08:42   Cynon   GER ANOTHER NUT
08:42   Shadaza   ? lapped
08:42   MinardiFan   Di Milk is rotten
08:42   Cynon   GET*
08:42   AdrianSutil   What is going on with force India garage?!
08:42   Hound55   ROTR not Marussia
08:42   FEtzie   hamilton pitting
08:42   dark77   hamilton in again
08:42   Sh0tee   It all gone quiet over there!
08:42   WaffleCat   Prepare for shite storm from that milk glass.
08:42   DefinitelyMaybe   Di Resta still in the pits.
08:43   Cynon   More like
08:43   Klon   People mad about webber'
08:43   MinardiFan   Di Resta "Pit-stop cost me Championship"
08:43   Cynon   Wafflecat, prepare for toys thrown out of the Force India pram.
08:43   AdrianSutil   Used medium tyres for Kimi it looked like
08:43   Wizzie   And di Resta STILL in the pits :L
08:43   Klon   stop despite him retaking the lead once the others pit
08:43   Klon   easily that is
08:43   DefinitelyMaybe   Hulkenberg ahead of Massa
08:43   DefinitelyMaybe   He isn't now
08:43   Wizzie   And is now a lap behing his teammate
08:43   Hound55   sliding around
08:43   Salamander   come on grosjean!
08:43   Cynon   grsjn pls
08:43   Cynon   dat is maldolans job
08:44   DefinitelyMaybe   Sutil is gonna be screwed
08:44   Salamander   vettel pits
08:44   DefinitelyMaybe   by Force India's pits
08:44   FEtzie   massa on primes
08:44   DefinitelyMaybe   Webber in the lead again. REDBULLSHIT doesn't work.
08:44   Salamander   
08:44   Salamander   YES
08:44   Sh0tee   Force India pits ginna catch fire after the race?
08:44   Hound55   fast stops for rosberg and vettel
08:45   Wizzie   Wait, is it just me or did the gap between the Red Bulls get bigger in all that?
08:45   WaffleCat   No,it's going to explode.
08:45   dark77   bathplug hell mclaren are anonyomus
08:45   AdrianSutil   Di Resta 48 seconds behind Pic lol
08:45   Salamander   how the bloody hell is button still 5th
08:45   Sh0tee   Perez is so shite
08:45   Klon   indeed it did, Wizzie
08:45   Shadaza   it should have got bigger
08:45   Salamander   Sh0tee you seem to have misspelled mclaren
08:45   FEtzie   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
08:45   Klon   I think we are at some five seconds difference now
08:45   DefinitelyMaybe   FFS Force India!
08:45   dark77   JESUS
08:45   Cynon   The only reason McLaren is more anonymous than Williams is because of Maldolan overdriving the car and Bottas being terrible than everyone in here is making Perez out to be.
08:45   Sh0tee   What happened?
08:45   WaffleCat   Wut is this.
08:45   DefinitelyMaybe   This is laugh a minute stuff!
08:45   Salamander   force india: "how do i do good pitstop"
08:45   Hound55   What in the bathplug?
08:46   FEtzie   how many dud wheel guns do they have?
08:46   AdrianSutil   Oh my bathplug god!! How the bathplug can you operate force India?!?!
08:46   dark77   how are force india so bad???
08:46   DefinitelyMaybe   They're gonna get glassed!
08:46   Sh0tee   Force Dolan pls
08:46   WaffleCat   They dissed ruined the bathplug car.
08:46   Cynon   They used to be Spyker.
08:46   Salamander   DefinitelyMaybe
08:46   Cynon   End of story.
08:46   Hound55   Sutil retires cause he can't pit cause di resta is sitting there.
08:46   WaffleCat   Didded,damn autocorrect.
08:46   FEtzie   think alonso might have some competition for retard of the race
08:46   Salamander   they also used to be jordan
08:46   Salamander   what happened to alonso btw?
08:46   Cynon   and they hired
08:47   Sh0tee   They also used to be MF1
08:47   dark77   crashed in lap 2
08:47   FEtzie   drove over his own front wing
08:47   WaffleCat   Exploding front wing.
08:47   AdrianSutil   @Hound55 that's Sutil in the pits lol
08:47   DefinitelyMaybe   Di Resta in again.
08:47   Cynon   NASCAR Truck Series most popular driver Narain Karthikeyan
08:47   Hound55   after refusing to pit
08:47   Shadaza   that glare
08:47   Hound55   oh derp
08:47   FEtzie   di resta retired
08:47   WaffleCat   Resta looks pissed.
08:47   Klon   Di Resta's calling it quits
08:47   Hound55   thought it was di resta
08:47   DefinitelyMaybe   Force India for ROTR. Just when you thought Alonso had that gift-wrapped.
08:48   Cynon   Just you wait
08:48   Klon   Vettel 1.3 seconds faster last lap
08:48   Hound55   Its the most bizarre race ive seen in a long time
08:48   Cynon   sooner or later
08:48   Cynon   Webber or Mercedes will bathplug it up to such a gigantic degree
08:48   FEtzie   it is like a formula 1 remake of "A Comedy of Errors"
08:48   Cynon   that it'll make Force India look professional.
08:48   Shadaza   why are they even using the medium tire?
08:48   WaffleCat   Massa is speechless.
08:48   AdrianSutil   @Hound55 Di Resta was in for about a minute. Then Sutil was for 45 seconds. Now Di Resta has given up
08:49   Klon   get ready for Webber losing 1st place
08:49   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton just over a second behind Finger Boy.
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08:49   WaffleCat   Red Bullshite.
08:49   DefinitelyMaybe   REDBULLSHIT in 3, 2, 1
08:49   Salamander   mark let sebastian pass for the championship, calling it now
08:49   MinardiFan   Hamilton will derp and take out both Red Bulls
08:49   dark77   hopefully
08:49   Klon   0.5 seconds now
08:49   Shadaza   Hulkenberg: "I'm givin it all she got captain!"
08:49   Cynon   GO GO SEB
08:49   Klon   Webber can kiss his win goodbye, brother
08:49   FEtzie   I could probably change the car's tyres faster than Force India
08:49   Hound55   that he can
08:50   dark77   come on mark let him through
08:50   AdrianSutil   Turkey 2010 part 2 please
08:50   dark77   ^^^^^^^
08:50   Shadaza   Kwik Fit could change the tires faster
08:50   Hound55   i can change my tires faster than force india
08:50   DefinitelyMaybe   Come on Mercedes!
08:50   FarceIndia   I absolutely cannot believe anyone in the known universe could want VETTELWINSLOL
08:50   dark77   you could measure force india's pitstops with a bloody calender, not a stopwatch
08:50   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel told to slow down. 
08:56   Wizzie   And Vettel's lost another three tenths that lap :L
08:56   Cynon   NICE LOCK UP THERE
08:56   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel tyres must be shot
08:56   Salamander   vettel falling back
08:56   FarceIndia   Yay, I was forgotten
08:56   Cynon   Oh hello there FarceIndia
08:56   Klon   race seems to have "calmed down" at the top - nothing will happen until the next round of stops
08:56   Cynon   
08:56   dark77   i wish a sniper would literally shoot vettel's tYres
08:57   FarceIndia   Sup Cynon
08:57   Salamander   dark77 i dont think thats necessary anymore
08:57   WaffleCat   Perez wants to hunt Raikkonen.
08:57   Sh0tee   These commtators are so dry
08:57   Salamander   hes done enough by himself it seems
08:57   AdrianSutil   Just caught a glimpse of Chilton passing VDG around the outside of turn 1.
08:57   Hound55   go chilton
08:57   FarceIndia   CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILTON
08:57   Cynon   NBC FTW
08:57   Salamander   CHILTONCRAZE
08:57   Sh0tee   ICHILTON!
08:57   DefinitelyMaybe   Replay of Chilton
08:57   WaffleCat   Wohoo!
08:58   Sh0tee   Stucj with him since Australia
08:58   Klon   hot stuff going on at the back
08:58   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton pits!
08:58   AdrianSutil   Called it
08:58   dark77   chilton's brother's doing well in WTCC
08:58   Sh0tee   Might change my avatar as well
08:58   Salamander   well then
08:58   Hound55   I <3 CHILTON
08:58   WaffleCat   CHILTONCRAZe!
08:58   MinardiFan   Isn't he driving a Chevy Cruze in WTCC this year... oh wait, wrong Chilton
08:58   Salamander   hamilton in the pits
08:58   TMLW   Undercut?
08:58   FarceIndia   VDG has slowly bveen falling back the whole race
08:58   Salamander   possibly tmlw
08:58   DefinitelyMaybe   Can Hamilton go to the end on these tyres?
08:58   FEtzie   no
08:58   Klon   no chance in hell
08:58   Salamander   not even slightly
08:58   Shadaza   Chilton still bravely fending off PIc
08:58   DefinitelyMaybe   Argh Hamilton, you missed!
08:58   WaffleCat   Almost did a major derp.
08:58   dark77   damn hamilton didn't hit him!!
08:59   FEtzie   alonso has a higher chance of winning this race than hamilton running to the end on those tyres
08:59   Klon   Hamilton Alternative Career Choice #23: Assasin
08:59   Klon   Test result: failed
08:59   FarceIndia   I actually think Tom Chilton might win the championship in WTCC
08:59   DefinitelyMaybe   Rosberg hunting down Vettel
08:59   Salamander   klon
08:59   Cynon   GO GO BRITNEYYYY
08:59   Cynon   GIMME MORE
08:59   Klon   and Webber pits
08:59   FarceIndia   He is driving RML hax equipment after all
08:59   AdrianSutil   Nico pushing like mad
08:59   Wizzie   And the Williams misery continues
08:59   DefinitelyMaybe   REDBULLSHIT
08:59   TMLW   Wibbah in
09:00   Wizzie   Was that Maldolan getting lapped just then?
09:00   Sh0tee   Is Di resta the most hated f1 driver of all time?
09:00   Shadaza   CHILTON
09:00   MinardiFan   Hamilton Alternative Career Choice #24: Ali-G - Test Result: Wicked pass man
09:00   Shadaza   OUR HERO
09:00   DefinitelyMaybe   Pic fighting Chilton whilst Hamilton laps them.
09:00   Klon   Pic opportunistic ovetake
09:00   Cynon   No, Vettel is the most hated ever.
09:00   dark77   most hated drivers: 1 vettel 2 schumacher 3 di resta
09:00   Sh0tee   Hail Chilton
09:00   WaffleCat   Pic vs Chilton looks awesome.
09:00   Cynon   Only because he's better than everyone else's favorite driver.
09:00   Hound55   button second thanks to people pitting
09:00   Klon   indeed
09:00   Salamander   oh god this streams crapping out for me
09:01   FEtzie   hamilton pitted to force everybody else to pit too early?
09:01   FEtzie   bit risky
09:01   dark77   brundle and ted talking about biscuits
09:01   dark77   not ted
09:01   dark77   crofty
09:01   AdrianSutil   The biscuit barrel is not full of custard creams?! I got up this early on a Sunday to hear that?!
09:01   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel could end up behind Rosberg!
09:01   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton through!
09:02   TMLW   Suck it Fingerboy.
09:02   Salamander   YES
09:02   Wizzie   That sounded like the anti-stall kicked in as he left the pits
09:02   Klon   god damn it, Red Bull
09:02   dark77   where did the name Dolanberg come from
09:02   Hound55   and he falls behind
09:02   AdrianSutil   Vettel will be pissed
09:02   FEtzie   rosberg right on vet's gearbox
09:02   Salamander   COME ON ROSBERG
09:02   DefinitelyMaybe   Webber's race to lose now.
09:02   dark77   joy to the world, vettel is slow!
09:02   FarceIndia   Bruno Senna is easily the most hated of all time, Is was so bathplug annoying having to read all the hate on him
09:02   DefinitelyMaybe   I'm OK with this.
09:02   Salamander   FarceIndia incorrect
09:02   dark77   eh
09:02   Sh0tee   Thought abut doing my predictions with everyone having Dolan in there name. I serious liked this with Hulkenberh though
09:02   dark77   bruno senna is hated yeah but not nearly as much as vettel
09:02   Cynon   All the Vettel crying is just makes me want him to win.
09:03   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel was slow out of his box.
09:03   Salamander   i dont hate him
09:03   Cynon   is just making me want him to win*
09:03   Shadaza   Jenson Button leads
09:03   Shadaza   what is this
09:03   Salamander   i just dont think he deserves a spot in f1
09:03   Cynon   wow how'd I screw that up. -_-
09:03   Cynon   I find Bruno Senna boring.
09:03   Cynon   Had his chance, next trash driver plz.
09:03   Salamander   yeah
09:03   Sh0tee   Even more boring then Di Resta?
09:03   DefinitelyMaybe   Yeah, I gave Senna the benefit in 2010 and 2011, but he was awful in 2012.
09:03   Klon   well, if he hadn't been a parasite, nobody would have minded him
09:03   Salamander   no
09:03   Cynon   No
09:03   Cynon   di Resta isn't boring.
09:04   Cynon   Di Resta is hilarious.
09:04   Salamander   not even heidfeld is as boring as the glass of milk
09:04   TMLW   And what will happen during this ad break?
09:04   Wizzie   And as Maldonado showed when he decided to actually channel his powers to good rather than just cause mayha, Senna was wasting the potential of the Williams
09:04   Cynon   He needs to have a 300-GP long career.
09:04   WaffleCat   Heidfeld is just slightly boring.
09:04   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton is clearly on a mission.
09:04   Cynon   di Resta is such a whiner that I legitimately want him to have a career longer than Barrichello.
09:04   Wizzie   Although how Maldonado got away without a race ban at some point when Grosjean got pinged for the Belgium crash is beyond me
09:04   WaffleCat   Not flat out boring like Di Resta.
09:04   dark77   jesus christ how did button EVER get in 1st
09:04   FarceIndia   Bottas is no better. Finally I have proof to my opinion
09:04   DefinitelyMaybe   Another pit-stop cock up according to Kravitz.
09:04   Cynon   Bottas is shite
09:05   Klon   4 stop race at the top
09:05   Cynon   but I like him that way
09:05   FEtzie   rosberg doing one more pit
09:05   dark77   bottas has done nothing so far
09:05   Salamander   Cynon yeah thatd be funny, watching him come up with hilarious shite excuses every race
09:05   Cynon   Yeah Salamander.
09:05   AdrianSutil   Button to make just one more stop? He wont finish top 4
09:05   Hound55   he probably wont til midseason
09:05   Salamander   i dunno if any team would put up with him that long though
09:05   Cynon   They would if he keeps getting love from British broadcasters
09:05   Cynon   for whatever reason.
09:05   Hound55   nice pass for the lead
09:05   FEtzie   button can get away with 1 stop
09:05   Salamander   webber almost chucked that lead away
09:05   Sh0tee   bathplug that kid in the Shannons ad looks a bit like Vettel
09:05   Salamander   true
09:05   FarceIndia   I know he is shite, I sort of feel like a Hipster for thinking that before it was cool
09:06   DefinitelyMaybe   What the bathplug is going on in the pits?!
09:06   WaffleCat   Haha.
09:06   Klon   oh come on, couldn't have taken out Räikkönen?
09:06   TMLW   I don't look a the kid. I pay more attention to the Monaro.
09:06   WaffleCat   That was fun.
09:06   DefinitelyMaybe   It's like they're all on drugs, the drivers as well.
09:06   Cynon   If you feel like a hipster, you are not a hipster, farceindia.
09:06   Cynon   If you really are a hipster, you get uppity if people call you a hipster.
09:06   FarceIndia   Good
09:06   Hound55   that nearly went badly
09:06   DefinitelyMaybe   A REAL hipster likes Comic Sans, farceindia.
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09:07   MinardiFan   ...and then you change your opinion because it's too mainstream
09:07   Klon   Well, Comic Sans is not a bad font in itself - it's just atrociously misused.
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09:07   DefinitelyMaybe   WHAT THE bathplug MCLAREN!
09:07   Shadaza   OH snap
09:07   WaffleCat   Shut.
09:07   AdrianSutil   Button fail
09:07   Sh0tee   Oh Butto
09:07   Salamander   klon yes
09:07   dark77   oh now
09:07   Klon   Button pls
09:07   Hound55   As a hipster, I find that offensive
09:07   FEtzie   
09:07   DefinitelyMaybe   Pissing hell
09:07   Wizzie   So they bring Button in rather than suffer the embarrassment of him being passed by Hamilton
09:07   WaffleCat   Oh noes.
09:07   Hound55   nobody likes comci sans
09:07   FarceIndia   What I posted in the Wiki threadsums up comic sans
09:07   Salamander   wtf
09:07   WaffleCat   McLaren run!
09:07   Sh0tee   We need the benny hill music
09:07   Wizzie   And what the bathplug just happened?
09:07   MinardiFan   #BanComicSans
09:07   Salamander   mclaren making a late run for rotr
09:07   WaffleCat   Hahaha!
09:08   Klon   Button nearly killing Lotus pit crew
09:08   DefinitelyMaybe   The pitlane for ROTR. Seriously, what the bathplug is going on?
09:08   Sh0tee   Nah no one can beat The pitlane
09:08   WaffleCat   Pitlane for ROTR.
09:08   TMLW   So they haven't fixed the pit stops, and have designed a crap car. What did they spend the off-season doing?
09:08   Hound55   Everyone is making an ass out of themselves
09:08   Cynon   WHY ISN'T THERE A PIT WALL?!
09:08   AdrianSutil   Pitlane antics ROTR
09:08   Sh0tee   Besides Wibbah
09:08   Klon   TMLW - improving their cartoons
09:08   MinardiFan   You can never take anything typed in Comic Sans seriously
09:08   Salamander   rosberg within 1 second of vettel
09:09   WaffleCat   Not calling Alonso in,Hamilton pulling into the wrong pit,Pic and Vergne colliding,Farce India,I could go on all day.
09:09   Cynon   There should be a team in some fantasy league that does everything in Comic Sans.
09:09   Klon   WaffleCat
09:09   DefinitelyMaybe   I always find the rage against Comic Sans hilarious.
09:09   Klon   from what I know Alonso was called
09:09   Klon   in
09:09   Salamander   button 14th goddammit mclaren
09:09   Klon   he just didn't came
09:09   Shadaza   wingdings is where it's at
09:09   Klon   no, no, no
09:09   Cynon   bathplug yeah Wingdings.
09:09   Klon   there is only one good font
09:10   Klon   and that is ... Tahoma
09:10   FEtzie   I think that pink comic sans should be the official sarcasm formatting
09:10   Sh0tee   Dark clouds
09:10   WaffleCat   Times New Roman!
09:10   Cynon   I can live with that, fetzie.
09:10   MinardiFan   I used Comic Sans on a livery for some "Alan Shoes Trader" sponsorship
09:10   Sh0tee   Masterfoot Lola?
09:10   AdrianSutil   You can't beat Times New Roman. The classic is the best
09:10   FarceIndia   Everytime somebody uses comic sans a kitten dies
09:10   Cynon   Comic Sans Mastercard Slowla?
09:10   Klon   MasterCard Lola Runs
09:11   Salamander   webbers getting on with it now
09:11   Sh0tee   Wibbahwinslol
09:11   WaffleCat   Ok then,that's 42 kittens I've killed so far.
09:11   Salamander   hes leaving hamilton vettel and rosberg behind
09:11   Hound55   if they were in this race they still wouldn't be ROTR
09:11   DefinitelyMaybe   Raikkonen vs Hulkenberg!
09:11   MinardiFan   Comic Sans is the unfunny comedian of the typography world
09:12   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettelwinslol.
09:12   Shadaza   
09:12   WaffleCat   VETTEL2NDLOL.
09:12   MinardiFan   RBR1-2LOL
09:12   Sh0tee   fak u vettel
09:12   FarceIndia   TEAMORDERSLOL
09:12   Klon   Heil Vettel
09:12   FarceIndia   inb4
09:12   Klon   Kimi is mad
09:13   dark77   inb4redbullshit
09:13   DefinitelyMaybe   Raikkonen raging.
09:13   Klon   mad as bathplug
09:13   Klon   and Grosjean is also not happy
09:13   Cynon   Get out Hulk
09:13   DefinitelyMaybe   Grosjean flips the bird!
09:13   WaffleCat   That's the most expression Kimi's ever had.
09:13   AdrianSutil   Hulkenberg doing nothing wrong there
09:13   Salamander   hulkenberg driving like a dick again
09:13   Klon   Lotus-Ragenault?
09:13   Hound55   hahaha pretty accurate
09:13   Sh0tee   See Dolanberg
09:13   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton to pit again.
09:13   MinardiFan   Rage'n Grosjean?
09:13   Klon   oh shite, Vettel nearly taking a second out of Webber
09:14   Klon   Kimi Ragekönnen
09:14   FEtzie   64 pit stops until now
09:14   Hound55   this race will go down in history just due to all of the derpiness
09:14   Wizzie   Bottas P10? Since when did that happen?
09:14   Hound55   how the hell?
09:14   WaffleCat   The only expression shown by Kimi is rage.
09:14   FEtzie   since he hasn't made a significant mistake
09:14   Sh0tee   Bottas point?
09:14   Cynon   Srsly
09:14   FEtzie   and everybody else has
09:14   TMLW   Since STR and FI are shite
09:14   Cynon   Bottas a point.
09:14   Cynon   This race.
09:14   WaffleCat   Bottas point.
09:14   DefinitelyMaybe   Bottas 10th!
09:14   Sh0tee   Bottas for ITTDOR
09:14   FarceIndia   Klon, we get it. You don't like Kimi. Now shut up about it
09:14   WaffleCat   I'm okay with this.
09:15   MinardiFan   See, Eurobrun, this is the point of this chat, some good F1 Rejects PUNditry
09:15   AdrianSutil   How did bottas get P10?!
09:15   Shadaza   is Gutierrez useless?
09:15   dark77   yes
09:15   Wizzie   Bottas hasn't made an error? He damaged the front wing on the bathplug sighting lap!
09:15   Cynon   I think Maldolan did that...
09:15   DefinitelyMaybe   Button lapped.
09:15   FEtzie   before the lights went out
09:15   Wizzie   I mean, half the field fell off the road at the same time but nobody else was going fast enough to damage the wing
09:15   Salamander   DefinitelyMaybe blame mclaren
09:15   Salamander   i do
09:15   Klon   they are telling Vettel to slow down? a cunning ruse or just mere survival in second?
09:15   Cynon   Sounds like a Maldolan thing to do
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09:16   Wizzie   No, it was definately car 17 Cynon
09:16   dark77   brundle said "retardation" about someone's driving, the PC crowd will probably go after him for that
09:16   Shadaza   I am glad i'm not taking a drink for everytime dolan is mentioned
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09:16   Salamander   raikkonen finally makes it past the hulk
09:16   FarceIndia   I think Bottas is on a bit of a different pit strategy, as he leapfrogged a few cars
09:16   WaffleCat   Bottas pitting.
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09:16   Salamander   whoa perez 7th
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09:17   FarceIndia   Point proven
09:17   DefinitelyMaybe   Go home Mibbit, you're drunk!
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09:17   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton in.
09:17   AdrianSutil   Hamilton to push like crazy for final stint
09:17   Klon   if that isn't too early
09:17   BenPurse   Oh bathplug completely forget I was using my youtube name for this chat
09:17   FarceIndia   I hate Mibbit on Mobile
09:17   Salamander   farceinida me too
09:17   FEtzie   hamilton sprinting to the end on used options
09:18   TMLW   Well Hamilton's race is pretty much done.
09:18   WaffleCat   I miss Steve Slater on commentary.
09:18   Salamander   FEtzie i believe you mean primes
09:18   FEtzie   he is on softs
09:18   FEtzie   prime is the harder tyre
09:18   dark77   steve slater used to do BTCC...he was, okay
09:18   Salamander   hes on mediums though
09:18   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel in!
09:18   FEtzie   soft/medium whatever
09:18   dark77   Fettel box
09:19   BenPurse   Jesus fast Pitstop
09:19   Klon   Vettel having an eternity of space
09:19   BenPurse   Lol Bottas 13th
09:19   FarceIndia   For some reason I am supporting Fernando Monje in WTCC now. I have no idea why
09:19   TMLW   Seriously Ricciardo, is it that difficult to beat Vergne?
09:19   Klon   Vergne = good
09:20   AdrianSutil   Bianchi bossing it for the backmarker battle
09:20   Klon   Ricciardo = not good
09:20   Klon   so yes
09:20   Salamander   vergne = crap
09:20   Salamander   ricciardo = slightly more crap
09:20   BenPurse   Riccardio = shite
09:20   dark77   all STR drivers since 2012 =
09:20   dark77   shite
09:20   FarceIndia   Alguersuari = OK
09:20   Shadaza   at least they have the measure of Gutierezz
09:20   WaffleCat   WEBVETHAMROSMASGROPERRAIHULVERRICGUTBOTBUTBIAMALPICVDGCHI
09:20   Shadaza   pff Alguersuari wouldn't beat these two
09:20   WaffleCat   Current order.
09:21   Salamander   shadaza yes he would
09:21   DefinitelyMaybe   Wow!
09:21   Salamander   easily
09:21   dark77   TURKEY 2010 PLESSSSSSSSSSS
09:21   TMLW   Oh, look. Red Bull does their usual bull.
09:21   Salamander   please stay ahead webber
09:21   Hound55   vettel is going to murder webber
09:21   FarceIndia   He was a bit shite in 2010 though
09:21   WaffleCat   Turkey 2010
09:21   FEtzie   horner is going to have a heart attack
09:21   Cynon   Come on Vettel
09:21   Cynon   wreck him
09:21   dark77   good defending webster
09:21   DefinitelyMaybe   Please no Austria 2001/2002 please.
09:21   Klon   take it too him
09:21   Salamander   farceindia yeah but he was really good in 2011
09:21   Shadaza   wwoahh
09:22   FarceIndia   Yeah I know
09:22   WaffleCat   Webber's going to lose the leas during DRS.
09:22   Hound55   Red Bull to Vettel: Dont be an ass, please
09:22   DefinitelyMaybe   Mercedes duel!
09:22   Shadaza   Rosberg was ahead of Hamilton somehow
09:22   Salamander   vettel not fast enough with drs it seems
09:22   Salamander   again
09:22   dark77   massa p5, not sure how that happened
09:23   Klon   team warfare
09:23   WaffleCat   Huh. Looks like a different sponsor on the side of the Merc.
09:23   Cynon   F1 teams dont' know how to let their drivers race
09:23   Shadaza   because everyone behind Massa has screwed up at some point
09:23   FarceIndia   If Vettel didn't come across as a spoiled brat then I would like him
09:23   WaffleCat   Either that or it's a Petronas brand.
09:23   Salamander   dark77 its because everyones been chucking 5th away
09:23   Wizzie   Sauber on track for double points
09:23   Cynon   until now
09:23   Cynon   lawl
09:23   Salamander   its inevitable that massa is 5th
09:23   Salamander   nearly everyone has
09:24   WaffleCat   Go saber!
09:24   BenPurse   Riccardio is ahead of Vergne
09:24   WaffleCat   Sauger,I mean.
09:24   Klon   no mercy°!
09:24   DefinitelyMaybe   Shittig hell!
09:24   dark77   asdiuahsd
09:24   TMLW   I want to see Turkey 2010 if Nico gets Lewis.
09:24   WaffleCat   Whut.
09:24   AdrianSutil   Wow. Battle for P1!
09:24   Klon   YES!
09:24   dark77   TURKEY 2010
09:24   DefinitelyMaybe   NOOOOOOOOOO!
09:24   WaffleCat   NO!
09:24   Klon   YES!
09:24   Klon   YES!
09:24   Salamander   OH GOD
09:24   WaffleCat   NO!
09:24   FarceIndia   Number 1 Sauber Fanboy since 2004 right here
09:24   WaffleCat   nO!
09:24   Shadaza   my heart
09:24   Salamander   FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
09:24   Klon   suck it haters
09:24   dark77   VETTEL YOU FAGGOTTTTTTTTT
09:24   WaffleCat   NO!
09:25   Salamander   dammit
09:25   FEtzie   Horner is still conscious
09:25   BenPurse   LOLVETTELWINSLOL
09:25   Shadaza   "Vettel can't overtake"
09:25   FEtzie   amazing
09:25   Shadaza   yeah
09:25   Salamander   i really wanted webber to win
09:25   DefinitelyMaybe   Vettel told off.
09:25   Cynon   "Vettel can't race"
09:25   Salamander   
09:25   AdrianSutil   Webber stuck his finger up!
09:25   Hound55   WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT WANT GERBER LIFE INSURANCE
09:25   Cynon   u mad webber?
09:25   Wizzie   We can confirm that Horner is still alive, somehow
09:25   WaffleCat   NO!Brundle's doing podium interviews!
09:25   WaffleCat   Not Yoong!
09:25   DefinitelyMaybe   bathplug me, that was Hungary 2010 stufff!
09:25   Klon   2010 Hungary memorial move by Vettel
09:25   Cynon   bathplug OFF BRUNDLE
09:25   Cynon   LET YOONG DO IT
09:25   Wizzie   How he didn't get a heart attack from that is beyond me
09:25   Cynon   D:!!!!!!!!!
09:25   Klon   although admittedly that was Vettel
09:25   Salamander   DefinitelyMaybe
09:25   Salamander   DefinitelyMaybe no
09:26   Klon   Webber didn't do much wrong
09:26   Salamander   DefinitelyMaybe it wasnt bad from vettel
09:26   Cynon   LIKE A BOSS VETTEL
09:26   FarceIndia   It seems like Vettel has finally learnt how not to crack like an egg under pressure
09:26   Shadaza   this is thrilling
09:26   Wizzie   Wow, Webber nearly did a Schumacher with the pit wall
09:26   Hound55   holy shite that was intense
09:26   Shadaza   it stil is intense
09:26   Shadaza   they won't be speaking after this
09:26   DefinitelyMaybe   Webber still fighting
09:26   TMLW   Friggen DRS AGAIN.
09:26   WaffleCat   And,of course,now Star Sports takes an ad break.
09:26   Klon   no, Webber stayed within the rules as far as I am concerned
09:26   FEtzie   possible steward investigation for that driving on the home straight?
09:26   Wizzie   I think it's now safe to say Webber won't be driving a Red Bull next year
09:26   Shadaza   or at least any words longer than 4 letters
09:26   Klon   Vettel just chose the hard way
09:26   Klon   past him
09:26   dark77   WOW VETTEL PASSED ONE DRIVER AND NEARLY ENDED HIS TEAM'S RACE, I GUESS HE CAN RACE AFTERALL DURRRR
09:27   Cynon   mad
09:27   Klon   very ,ad
09:27   Klon   *mad
09:27   Salamander   dark77
09:27   WaffleCat   Shadaza,how about bi*ch?
09:27   Wizzie   Yellow flag? What for?
09:27   DefinitelyMaybe   Faildonado strikes again.
09:27   BenPurse   Maldolan!
09:27   Shadaza   hahahaha
09:27   Klon   oh Maldo
09:27   Cynon   MALDOLAN!!!!
09:27   WaffleCat   Loldonado.
09:27   Cynon   YES!!!!!
09:27   TMLW   PASTORFAILLOL
09:27   FEtzie   the Most Rev. is out
09:27   dark77   -_-
09:27   AdrianSutil   Go home Maldonado. Your drunk
09:27   Salamander   WELP
09:27   Cynon   LIKE A CHAMP MALDOLAN
09:27   MinardiFan   Maldolan pls.
09:27   Klon   he is a great racing driver but ... it's just not working out for him
09:27   Klon   why?
09:27   DefinitelyMaybe   Adrian Newey must be having an apoplexy.
09:27   BenPurse   Maldy pls
09:27   FarceIndia   I am not sure what is more annoying, Vettel or half of his haters
09:27   Shadaza   face palm combo x2
09:28   Cynon   Because Williams blows more than a jet dryer.
09:28   Hound55   And to think Bianchi STILL wont get points
09:28   Salamander   FarceIndia it has to be vettel
09:28   BenPurse   Ibhate the word "haters"
09:28   Salamander   GRJN 5TH
09:28   FEtzie   ross brawn also heading for a heart attack because of the drivers
09:28   Klon   let's go Grosjean
09:28   Cynon   GO GO GRSJN
09:28   WaffleCat   Go GGGRRRRSSSJJJNN!
09:28   Hound55   go rogro go
09:28   BenPurse   Its Morphin time!
09:28   Cynon   DO IT FOR THE ICE CREAM
09:28   DefinitelyMaybe   Yup, Vettel has this won.
09:29   MinardiFan   ThisIsStillMarussia'sRace
09:29   Salamander   yeah
09:29   FarceIndia   No Grosjean
09:29   Klon   Screw the ice cream
09:29   Shadaza   Chilton FTW
09:29   Klon   Vettel pulling it in now
09:29   Cynon   Bianchi 15th!!
09:29   Salamander   at least this race wasnt pure VETTELWINSLOL
09:29   BenPurse   Chiltion FTW Indeed
09:29   MinardiFan   Ads FTL
09:29   DefinitelyMaybe   At least Vettel did have to fight for the win.
09:29   Salamander   he actually had to fight for this one
09:29   Klon   2.7 seconds advantage
09:29   BenPurse   Why did I pick Di Resta for the win?
09:30   dark77   (((((((((((((( lada out of WTCC monza
09:30   FarceIndia   What the bathplug onehd I am not going bald
09:30   Shadaza   lol massa
09:30   Cynon   Because you are a sadist
09:30   DefinitelyMaybe   Massa mugs Perez!
09:30   WaffleCat   Massa joining the fight.
09:30   Hound55   perez is doing well
09:30   Klon   Massa chilling whilst overtaking
09:30   Salamander   dark77 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
09:30   Cynon   FELIPE BABY!!!
09:30   Klon   easy mode
09:30   dark77   http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/106334
09:30   AdrianSutil   Nice move Massa. Should pass Renault this lap
09:30   Salamander   perez noooooooooooo
09:30   Cynon   Kimi
09:30   Cynon   Felipe is faster than you
09:30   Cynon   can you confirm...
09:30   Hound55   apparently Mexico may be back on the calender
09:31   Klon   Cynon - 2008 China called, they want their team radio back
09:31   DefinitelyMaybe   Guttierez in 10th.
09:31   BenPurse   Bring back Austria
09:31   Cynon   Hahahaah
09:31   Hound55   go massa
09:31   AdrianSutil   Called it
09:31   Salamander   there goes massa
09:31   DefinitelyMaybe   Grosjean going well.
09:31   Cynon   It's sacrelidge to have a UPS decal on a car that isn't brown.
09:31   Hound55   or is a truck
09:31   Salamander   cynon i know @_@
09:31   Hound55   people love the truck
09:32   MinardiFan   Cynon - What can red do for you?
09:32   WaffleCat   Wow.
09:32   Cynon   What the hell Lotus
09:32   FEtzie   kimi lost a bit of wing
09:32   FarceIndia   bathplug Dark77, That was my last Autosport free view for the month
09:32   WaffleCat   Lotus falling apart.
09:32   WaffleCat   Literally.
09:32   Cynon   Lotus confirmed for being made of legoes
09:32   Klon   Mercedes warfare is best warfare
09:32   Klon   
09:32   MinardiFan   Ferrari should Race The Truck
09:32   DefinitelyMaybe   Rosberg not happy
09:32   Cynon   drag Dale Jarrett out of whatever he's doing
09:32   Klon   Rosberg bitching
09:32   Cynon   and have him race it.
09:32   Cynon   Britney wants her hair redone.
09:32   BenPurse   Rosberg wanting team orders
09:33   Salamander   why
09:33   FEtzie   brawn telling rosberg to stuff it
09:33   AdrianSutil   Team orders a little obvious there
09:33   Shadaza   team orders is what is stopping Rosberg
09:33   Salamander   why is rosberg complaining
09:33   Cynon   ^
09:33   MinardiFan   There should be no linking to AutoSport on the forums now with this 30 free views nonsense
09:33   Salamander   they were just trading places
09:33   Cynon   Rosberg is the #2 driver and he's faster than Hamilton.
09:33   WaffleCat   Britney's mad.
09:33   FEtzie   rosberg thinks he is much faster
09:33   Salamander   hes not faster
09:33   Cynon   Good god
09:33   WaffleCat   Massa FL!
09:33   FarceIndia   Rosberg has been a lot closer to Lewis than anyone expected
09:33   Salamander   GAH WHAT
09:33   WaffleCat   Whut.
09:33   Salamander   MASSA?
09:33   Cynon   those rear wings on the Merc vibrate more than ... well...
09:34   Klon   Rosberg getting told
09:34   Klon   Rosberg's status
09:34   Cynon   Ouch.
09:34   Klon   [ ] Not Told
09:34   Klon   [ ] Tol
09:34   WaffleCat   Not going to comment on that,Cynon.
09:34   Klon   [X] Scuderia Told-o Rosso
09:34   Wizzie   Ross telling it like it is to Nico
09:34   MinardiFan   
09:34   Salamander   Klon
09:34   DefinitelyMaybe   No love in Mercedes and Red Bull tonight.
09:35   FarceIndia   bathplug the Mercedes silver, I want the 2004 Sauber livery back
09:35   Shadaza   every driver is going home miserable
09:35   AdrianSutil   Vergne in the points
09:35   DefinitelyMaybe   Nah, the 1999 Sauber livery was the best,
09:35   Cynon   Give Mercedes the McLaren livery
09:35   Cynon   and give McLaren bright orange cars.
09:35   Hound55   make everyone's car purple
09:35   Salamander   button has passed ricciardo
09:35   Hound55   problemsolved
09:35   Klon   nah - McLaren ought to go back to the Marlboro red-white
09:35   Salamander   god ricciardo is shite
09:36   Cynon   ^
09:36   Shadaza   we need a Cillit Bang car
09:36   TMLW   Why is it that when I get to chance to go to Albert Park next year, there is a high chance of no Australians being on the grid?
09:36   DefinitelyMaybe   Guttierez pits for some reason.
09:36   Wizzie   Martin will probably need a riot shield for the podium at the rate we're going
09:36   AdrianSutil   2000 Sauber was best livery
09:36   FarceIndia   Any of the Sauber Petronas liveries were awesome
09:36   WaffleCat   No,McLaren should go back to their Yardley scheme.
09:36   FEtzie   McLaren might do that if their engine supplier changes to honda like people think it will
09:36   DefinitelyMaybe   Bottas 11th.
09:36   FEtzie   the red/white
09:36   Klon   TMLW - because Germany
09:36   Klon   and France
09:36   Cynon   Marlboro Penske
09:36   Shadaza   Chilton running well in the top 20!
09:37   MinardiFan   Shadaza... that's why REECCS is better then F1... it had a Cillit Bang Trabant that rolled at nearly every corner
09:37   WaffleCat   But still last.
09:37   Wizzie   Bianchi best of the backmarkers again
09:37   Klon   Bianchi again being the top guy at the flop 4
09:37   TMLW   Are there even any other Aussies racing in Europe at all?
09:37   Salamander   bianchi ahead of ricciardo
09:37   DefinitelyMaybe   More pitlane fail.
09:37   Klon   oh Ricciardo having issues
09:37   Salamander   ricciardos just pitted though
09:37   Hound55   bianchi up to 14th
09:37   Cynon   Will Power is on the pole for Indycar.
09:37   FarceIndia   The west sccheme reminds me of McLaren, but the Marlboro paintjob makes me think of Penske indycar
09:37   Cynon   
09:37   Cynon   Marlboro makes me think Penske more than McLaren
09:37   Hound55   and de silvestro starts 3rd
09:37   TMLW   But Will Power doesn't know what winning a championship is.
09:38   dark77   why do americans say "on the pole" instead of "in pole position"?
09:38   WaffleCat   I guess he has the willpower to go fast!
09:38   Salamander   awww
09:38   Klon   Massa fifth
09:38   Salamander   grosjean's lost 5th
09:38   TMLW   Ambrose doesn't know what winning on ovals is.
09:38   WaffleCat   ...I'll take my coat.
09:38   MinardiFan   TMLW - not that I know of... they all end up back in Australia in a V8 Supercar
09:38   TMLW   David Brabham's doing... something.
09:38   Klon   dark77, I've heard "on pole" often enough from British fellas
09:38   AdrianSutil   Ferrari damage-limitation with Massa in fifth
09:38   DefinitelyMaybe   Mclaren retiring one of their cars.
09:38   Salamander   dark77 because both phrases are acceptable?
09:38   TMLW   Hell, 6 V8 Supercar races so far and 5 won by Kiwis!
09:38   DefinitelyMaybe   Rosberg sill moaning.
09:38   FarceIndia   Hunter Reay never seemed like a chapionship winner until last year
09:39   AdrianSutil   Rosberg really not happy
09:39   Klon   Brawn and Rosberg sounds like a dad talking to his child which makes a fuss at the supermarket
09:39   Hound55   i cant blame him
09:39   DefinitelyMaybe   Is it wrong of me to hope for a punch-up in parc ferme?
09:39   Cynon   No
09:39   Klon   "I WANNA OVERTAKE
09:39   Klon   "No, Nico. No overtaking for you."
09:39   Wizzie   Well, Webber won't have a Red Bull drive next year but Rosberg will be lucky to have a job next week if he keeps going on like that :L
09:39   DefinitelyMaybe   Button out.
09:39   Cynon   "We paid good money for Hamilton..."
09:39   Klon   rip in peace button
09:39   Shadaza   Button suddenly has a "gearbox issue"
09:39   FEtzie   strategic retirement
09:39   FarceIndia   Pretty high aqttrition rate
09:40   Salamander   hulk past perez
09:40   MinardiFan   Jenson goes into Perez's garage
09:40   DefinitelyMaybe   Hulkenberg passes Perez. McLaren clearly want ROTY.
09:40   WaffleCat   What an overtake by Hulkenburg!
09:40   FEtzie   can now change hardware without a penalty
09:40   MinardiFan   ...Bianchi in 14th now
09:40   Hound55   in Rosbergs defense this is the first time he has had a teammate that is as good or better than him
09:40   Klon   Vergne vs. Bottas for P10
09:40   WaffleCat   Perez in.
09:40   Shadaza   Perez in?
09:40   FEtzie   +
09:40   FEtzie   what
09:40   Shadaza   what
09:40   FEtzie   the
09:40   FEtzie   fuclk
09:40   DefinitelyMaybe   What the shite MclAren.
09:40   WaffleCat   What.
09:40   dark77   ...why
09:40   FarceIndia   Go JEV
09:40   TMLW   The only hope Australia has at the moment is Matthew Brabham. Who is, of course, in American and races as an American half the time.
09:40   Shadaza   going for fastest lap?
09:40   AdrianSutil   McLaren failed so badly again
09:40   Klon   Whyte Pride World Whyde?
09:40   Hound55   huh?
09:40   Salamander   that was quite possibly the stupidest call
09:40   Salamander   ever
09:40   MinardiFan   McFailen?
09:40   Salamander   of all time
09:41   Cynon   McLAREN
09:41   DefinitelyMaybe   Bianchi 13th.
09:41   FEtzie   were the tyres really so shitted up that they couldn't survive another 4 km?
09:41   Cynon   WHAT ARE YOU DOING
09:41   Salamander   POINTS
09:41   Salamander   WHAT ARE THOSE
09:41   Klon   McLosan
09:41   WaffleCat   They're doing something,I think.
09:41   DefinitelyMaybe   Hamilton running out of fuel.
09:41   Klon   well, he had 30 seconds advantage to P10 - that pitstop didn't lose him anything
09:41   Cynon   Wafflecat, they're losing points
09:41   Wizzie   With Rosberg presumably still going on like a pork chop on the radio
09:42   MinardiFan   Mercedes, Y U NO LET BETTER DRIVER PASS?
09:42   Cynon   BIANCHI P13
09:42   Hound55   that is a podium that he could have
09:42   Salamander   
09:42   Salamander   BIANCHI
09:42   Cynon   Wreck him Britney
09:42   WaffleCat   Wow.Not focusing on Vettel.
09:42   Klon   V
09:42   Klon   E
09:42   Klon   T
09:42   Klon   T
09:42   Klon   E
09:42   Klon   L
09:42   Klon   W
09:42   WaffleCat   Whoa.
09:42   Klon   I
09:42   Klon   N
09:42   Cynon   YES
09:42   Klon   S
09:42   Klon   L
09:42   Salamander   but prematures there ross
09:42   Klon   O
09:42   Klon   L
09:42   dark77   ughhhhhhhhhhhh
09:42   Salamander   gah
09:42   Hound55   lol
09:42   Salamander   bit premature
09:42   DefinitelyMaybe   Bah
09:43   Salamander   thats what i meant
09:43   Hound55   whatyoudoin
09:43   WaffleCat   Vettel almost crashed going across the line.
09:43   dark77   we'll be seeing this all season
09:43      *** DefinitelyMaybe quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
09:43   MinardiFan   RBR1-2LOL
09:43   AdrianSutil   Webber stays away from pitwall lol
09:43   FarceIndia   bathplug
09:43   FEtzie   rosberg is going to be incandescent with rage
09:43   WaffleCat   2 winners in 2 RACES!
09:43   BenPurse   How is Grosjean 10 seconds behind Massa
09:43   FarceIndia   I hate the finger
09:43   Shadaza   "Still there is some explaining to do"
09:43   Cynon   I love the finger.
09:43   Hound55   cause massa was on a mssion
09:43      *** dark77 is now known as autosport
09:43   Wizzie   I bet you any money Rosberg leaves the team after this weekend and they're forced to put Schumi back in the car
09:44   Salamander   benpurse because he screwed his tyres?
09:44   FEtzie   lol
09:44   autosport   VETTEL DISQUALIFIED FOR BRINGING THE SPORT INTO DISREPUTE
09:44   FarceIndia   That is the main reason I don't like him
09:44   Shadaza   Webber and Rosberg to swap teams
09:44   Klon   Perez FLAP
09:44   WaffleCat   Autosport or it didn't happen...oh wait.
09:44   Salamander   klon wat
09:44   Salamander   really
09:44   Shadaza   oh look Perez sets fastest lap
09:44   Wizzie   Well, new tyres and no fuel... it was kinda expected Salamander
09:45   Shadaza   You should pick up the phone
09:45   Klon   yeah rly
09:45   Shadaza   BECAUSE I CALLED IT
09:45      *** autosport is now known as dark77
09:45   Klon   and I for my part called
09:45   Salamander   
09:45   Klon   V
09:45   Klon   E
09:45   Klon   T
09:45   Wizzie   Man, I can't wait for this podium
09:45   Klon   T
09:45   Klon   E
09:45   Klon   L
09:45   Klon   W
09:45   Salamander   C
09:45   Salamander   C
09:45   Wizzie   It'll be an absolute riot :L
09:45   Salamander   C
09:45   Klon   I
09:45   Salamander   C
09:45   Klon   N
09:45   Salamander   O
09:45   Salamander   M
09:45   Salamander   B
09:45   Salamander   O
09:45   Salamander   B
09:45   Salamander   R
09:45   Shadaza   I at least called Vergne P10
09:45   Salamander   E
09:45   Salamander   A
09:45   Salamander   K
09:45   Salamander   E
09:45   Salamander   R
09:45   Salamander   
09:45   Shadaza   on my predictions
09:45   Klon   fuuu-
09:45   Hound55   lol
09:46   WaffleCat   Hah.
09:46   AdrianSutil   Should be good podium lol
09:46   WaffleCat   Vettel finger time.
09:46   FEtzie   total of 74 pit stops
09:46   Wizzie   Condescending Ross on the radio to Nico
09:46   WaffleCat   There it is.
09:46   Klon   Fingermania is running wild, brother
09:46   TMLW   And so shithead wins, the Australians are crap, and we return to 2011. Wake me up next year.
09:46   WaffleCat   That finger.
09:47   Klon   Vettel takes the WDC lead
09:47   WaffleCat   Hug in Merc.
09:47   Klon   bretty good DDD
09:47   FarceIndia   Worst. Victory. Celebration. Ever
09:47   Wizzie   So, who's gonna throw the first punch on the podium?
09:48   WaffleCat   Silence.
09:48   Shadaza   Nope
09:48   Salamander   vettel, who gets promptly dsq'd
09:48   Salamander   wizzie
09:48   Klon   Oh boy, Vettel getting chewed out
09:49   AdrianSutil   Vettel
09:49   AdrianSutil   Being told
09:49   Wizzie   And Webber's nowhere to be seen
09:49   AdrianSutil   Off like a little kid
09:49   Shadaza   most miserable podium since Interlagos 08
09:49   AdrianSutil   No sign of webber
09:49   WaffleCat   Webber is just...where?
09:49   BenPurse   Where is Wibbah
09:49   AdrianSutil   Hamilton looks pissed
09:49   Salamander   theres webber
09:49   Klon   Webber ignoring his team
09:49   Klon   he's so gone from Red Bull at the end of this year
09:49   BenPurse   Wibbah is pissed
09:49   TMLW   Hamilton looks pissed? Look at Webber!
09:49   AdrianSutil   Fuuuuck he's pissed!
09:50   FEtzie   webber isn't happy
09:50   FEtzie   newey isn't happy either
09:50   Klon   so much mad
09:50   WaffleCat   That is one awkward podium room.
09:50   Salamander   vettel doesnt look happy either
09:50   dark77   cuz he's a spoiled brat
09:50   AdrianSutil   Man that is tense!
09:50   WaffleCat   General feelingissed.
09:50   WaffleCat   Scuse me.
09:50   FEtzie   webber went to congratulate hamilton without even looking at vettel
09:50   WaffleCat   General feeling: pissed.
09:50   Wizzie   Now, I want Martin to ask a question about the Red Bull battle just for teh lulz
09:51   FarceIndia   inb4 they all drink the chapange

Post by **mario** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:19

shinji wrote:Webber gave the Red Bull a bit of an aul slam down there.

He did indeed - he made it very clear what went on there (and Helmut Marko doesn't seem impressed by what Vettel did either - he made it clear that Vettel was asked to hold position but ignored those orders, and that Vettel will be subject to "a talk from the team" as a result). Horner is trying to sweeten the pill there, but his expression when Vettel was talking on the podium suggests that he was a lot more frustrated than he showed in that interview.

Nico is right to feel frustrated too - at least Hamilton acknowledged that Rosberg should have been on the podium there, as Rosberg has generally had the measure of Hamilton this weekend (personally, I think that Mercedes should have let Rosberg through earlier in the race and given him a chance to attack the Red Bulls). That comment of "remember this one" from Rosberg hints at some tension there too...

GwilymJJames wrote:It's weird this cos I was always under the impression that team orders were bad.

I suppose that it depends on the context and the situation - whilst I'll admit that I don't always agree with them, I can appreciate why team orders are issued and the fact that the interests of the team do sometimes have to take precedent over those of the drivers, and that sometimes it can be a good idea to issue team orders. The issue comes in when it becomes clear that one driver doesn't want to accept those team orders when they go against him, but is happy when they go in his favour...
It'll be interesting to see whether Webber, should he find himself again in a position where he is given orders by the team, chooses to over ride those and take the consequences further down the line. We've already seen Mark push the limits of those team orders in the past (such as in Silverstone a few years ago), and now he might well be beyond caring about the consequences at this stage in his career.

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:19

Pironi-Villeneuve, Imola 1982.

That's all I have to say.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:20

Oh man, Vettel. Nobody believes that. Just say that you kicked Webber's arse despite not being supposed to and be done with it.

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:24

mario wrote:It'll be interesting to see whether Webber, should he find himself again in a position where he is given orders by the team, chooses to over ride those and take the consequences further down the line. We've already seen Mark push the limits of those team orders in the past (such as in Silverstone a few years ago), and now he might well be beyond caring about the consequences at this stage in his career.

Actually, there's a helluva lot more I want to say, and whilst I agree that Webber has pushed the boundaries when it comes to obeying team orders in the past, he hasn't ever disobeyed them to the point of a position-swap creating a result contrary to the order. Mark has nothing to lose at this stage in his career, I'm glad he told it as it was on the podium. He may have lost the race, but he's won the PR war. (Not that that counts for much in the record books.)

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:27

Klon wrote:Oh man, Vettel. Nobody believes that. Just say that you kicked Webber's arse despite not being supposed to and be done with it.

This. He pulled a ballsy move off and outraced Webber.

johnnyCarwash · Post by **johnnyCarwash** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:30

eytl wrote:Pironi-Villeneuve, Imola 1982.

That race indirectly killed Gilles... piss poor management from Ferrari at the time...

I have seen some italian media where they keep on slating Horner by saying that he's fortunate to be a team principle of a winning team. Now this latest feud between Vettel and Webber can test his mettle... Ross Brawn showed how it can be done, Horner take some pointers!

Klon wrote:Oh man, Vettel. Nobody believes that. Just say that you kicked Webber's arse despite not being supposed to and be done with it.

Vettel will gain considerable sympathy if he did that... But he won't :lol:

rachel1990 · Post by **rachel1990** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:35

If Mark had done what Vettel as done then he could have been fired from Red Bull.

But since its our 'beloved' Sebastian he will be told that it is fine and move on.
Double standards Christian?

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 24 Mar 2013, 10:40

I should hasten to add though that I, like mario, am undecided about whether team orders are a good or bad thing, and frankly it doesn't matter because it's been a part of the sport since day dot ...

I thought Lewis on the podium was magnanimous and honest enough. Interesting to hear Brundle's speculation that Hamilton has effective no. 1 status within Mercedes. Not sure whether to believe that or not. Having said that I think Mercedes probably felt they owed Lewis that podium given the tactics they had employed during the race. Yes Nico was proving himself faster at various times but I got the impression Lewis was being sent out as the hare to get in amongst the Red Bulls. Hence the fact he pitted first each time to gain the undercut, and put in blistering lap times earlier in the stint when he could have preserved the tyres and fuel more.