HWNSNBM Facts

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 21 Jan 2013, 13:42

HWNSNBM is faster than Superman.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Jan 2013, 14:57

dinizintheoven wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM is allowed to shoot a guy in the dick.

I really hope someone gets that reference

HWNSNBM's Real Name That Shall Never Be Mentioned is not Leopold Stotch.

Butters isn't allowed to, HWNSNBM is. So you're right.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Feb 2013, 00:06

HWNSNBM unlocked Nitros Oxide as a playable character on Crash Team Racing without using codes.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 26 Apr 2013, 19:02

HWNSNBM Didn't get caught in a trap
HWNSNBM walked out with relative ease
HWNSNBM doesnt love you at all
HWNSNBM baby.

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 26 Apr 2013, 20:45

HWNSNBM is more powerful than all the superheroes in the world combined
HWNSNBM floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 27 Apr 2013, 01:07

HWNSNBM is the ruler of the world.
HWNSNBM is better than all current F1 drivers combined.
HWNSNBM is as good as Senna (Ayrton, not Bruno).

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 27 Apr 2013, 07:58

HWNSNBM's victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak
HWNSNBM causes millions of accidents, he is cancer in your bones
HWNSNBM fathered the lie, twists what you say, speaks not the truth
He is insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes

HWNSNBM takes what you love, and leaves you in tears
HWNSNBM imprisons your soul, your hopes are his games
HWNSNBM strips you of pride, your promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake HWNSNBM dances with the flames

HWNSNBM brings poverty, sickness and death
A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, HWNSNBM steals your wealth
HWNSNBM answers your prayers for greed and lust
More than evil, HWNSNBM laughs at your trust

HWNSNBM is more powerful than all the armies of the world
He is more violent than violence, more deadly than death
HWNSNBM has destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
HWNSNBM is relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 27 Apr 2013, 11:39

go_Rubens wrote:HWNSNBM is as good as Senna (Ayrton, not Bruno).

Rubbish. HWNSNBM far outclasses Senna. As do Jim Clark and Alain Prost.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Apr 2013, 20:48

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:HWNSNBM is as good as Senna (Ayrton, not Bruno).

Rubbish. HWNSNBM far outclasses Senna. As do Jim Clark and Alain Prost.

Without a doubt.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 27 Apr 2013, 20:51

HWNSNBM is the name of a popular chain of fast-food restaurants in China

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 27 Apr 2013, 21:25

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:HWNSNBM is as good as Senna (Ayrton, not Bruno).

Rubbish. HWNSNBM far outclasses Senna. As do Jim Clark and Alain Prost.

Who is this Senna guy anyway? Some HWNSNBM wannabe?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 27 Apr 2013, 21:32

shinji wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:HWNSNBM is as good as Senna (Ayrton, not Bruno).

Rubbish. HWNSNBM far outclasses Senna. As do Jim Clark and Alain Prost.

Who is this Senna guy anyway? Some HWNSNBM wannabe?

Probably.

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 29 Apr 2013, 23:11

HWNSNBM denies everyone of victory so he can win.
HWNSNBM penned the Ferrari F2004.
He doesn't give a crap about where you are on track, he makes sure you are passed or wrecked.
HWNSNBM is the God of motor racing.

HWNSNBM is smarter than the computer Deep Thought by one thousand times.
HWNSNBM will not give the answer of life, the universe, and everything away to anyone.
He also has thousands of copies of The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
HWNSNBM is in every parallel universe at one time.
HWNSNBM is the President of the Galaxy.

Anyone who references HWNSNBM in true name shall die (no offense to those that did.)
HWNSNBM decides how people die, whether racing accident, crime, or a post on this website.
HWNSNBM on random occasions goes absolutely mad.
He is given an exception by the police for being HWNSNBM.

This is just random crap (that's what I think, anyway.)

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 29 Apr 2013, 23:52

go_Rubens wrote:This is just random crap (that's what I think, anyway.)

There's no need to take what I said in one thread about isolated things so personally.

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 29 Apr 2013, 23:57

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:This is just random crap (that's what I think, anyway.)

There's no need to take what I said in one thread about isolated things so personally.

You're right. :oops:

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 19 Aug 2013, 06:45

Rob Austin is a better driver than him.

watka · Post by **watka** » 22 Aug 2013, 23:06

Dark77 wrote:Rob Austin is a better driver than him.

Yes, but HWNSNBM's car was probably powered by his own feet.

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 23 Aug 2013, 11:47

He was still associated with Minardi in 2005. Its a bit blurry and at 13:28.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 04 Sep 2013, 12:32

That Turkish delight stuff you get in choccolate bars, is actually HWNSNBM's earwax

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 30 Oct 2013, 18:46

HWNSNBM was driving the RB7 in 2011 for Vettel secretly. He won every race, but they disqualified him from some so the others could have a chance

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 30 Oct 2013, 23:22

HWNSNBM knows what the fox says

Post by **Ataxia** » 30 Oct 2013, 23:25

takagi_for_the_win wrote:HWNSNBM knows what the fox says

And then I had a new addition to my signature. Well played indeed.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 31 Oct 2013, 01:11

HWNSNBM knows what the true purpose of Stonehenge and the Nazca lines are.

Post by **tommykl** » 31 Oct 2013, 07:23

This wrote:HWNSNBM knows what the true purpose of Stonehenge and the Nazca lines are.

Of course he does. He built them. With a rubber band.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 03 Jan 2014, 15:04

I overheard a conversation in line at the super market earlier today. Two women, not bad looking, in front of me talked about how great he was, how everyone was scared of him, how he cured cancer, how he screwed all the other drivers wives, how he brought down the iron curtain, how he saved that cruise ship from sinking, how he landed on the moon before Armstrong, and how he actually won the '69 series for the Mets.
I would have loved to join in their convo, and suggest we go somewhere, but alas, I lost my voice on New Year's...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 03 Jan 2014, 18:26

He Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned Also Knows What Else Shouldnt Be Mentioned.

So do I but I just cant bring myself to say it.

andrew2209 · Post by **andrew2209** » 04 Jan 2014, 10:48

HWNSNBM knows what Délétraz is doing

FA1L · Post by **FA1L** » 18 Feb 2014, 07:38

CoopsII wrote:He Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned Also Knows What Else Shouldnt Be Mentioned.

So do I but I just cant bring myself to say it.

Or HWNSNBMAKWESBM by short

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 21 Sep 2014, 08:39

HWNSNBM made Prost run into Senna in Japan in 1989. He also made Senna get disqualified in the same race so he could win (He is also Nannini in disguise). He did it because he was too bored by going at slow speeds (for him).

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 21 Sep 2014, 10:42

HWNSNBM voted yes in his own referendum and is now independent of himself.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 21 Sep 2014, 11:25

...and now, the independent HWNSNBM and the one left behind are gloating and annoyed with the referendum result respectively, with one accusing the other of electoral fraud, and they are rioting in the streets of Budapest - on each side of the Danube, where the city used to be split in two.

Marcus Ericsson has been sent in to calm the situation to an acceptable level, keeping the two sides apart by blocking the Chain Bridge with his enormous chin. David Coulthard is being considered to barricade one of the other bridges.

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 21 Sep 2014, 21:15

HWNSNBM is love,
HWNSNBM is life.

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 21 Sep 2014, 21:29

dinizintheoven wrote:...and now, the independent HWNSNBM and the one left behind are gloating and annoyed with the referendum result respectively, with one accusing the other of electoral fraud, and they are rioting in the streets of Budapest - on each side of the Danube, where the city used to be split in two.

Marcus Ericsson has been sent in to calm the situation to an acceptable level, keeping the two sides apart by blocking the Chain Bridge with his enormous chin. David Coulthard is being considered to barricade one of the other bridges.

The city of Budapest was in fact founded when the two HWNSNBMs merged into the single entity we have known up to now in 1873. Now that they have split apart again the future of the city and perhaps even the future of Hungary may very well be in doubt...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 22 Sep 2014, 06:33

HWNSNBM added the second 'cous' to 'couscous' when he decided it wasn't clear just how 'cousy' it was.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 22 Sep 2014, 10:56

HWNSNBM has managed to win races under the pseudonym "Nick Heidfeld".

W12 · Post by **W12** » 22 Sep 2014, 11:29

Biscione wrote:HWNSNBM has managed to win races under the pseudonym "Nick Heidfeld".

He also managed to do so under his old pseudonys, "Andrea de Cesaris" and "Chris Amon".

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 22 Sep 2014, 12:19

HWNSNBM knows how to win a Formula E race by using only 1 car...

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 22 Sep 2014, 12:31

...and can also win a F1 race using a Formula E car. That said, its pretty obvious he would have won championships with Rosberg's fault ridden car.

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 23 Sep 2014, 11:05

I tried to trick my brother into saying HWNSNBM's true name. I lost 5-1.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Sep 2014, 16:50

HWNSNBM could not only win in F1 with an FE car, but he could also win both the Canadian GP and Le Mans on the same day with this steam-powered car: