Caption this!

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 22 Apr 2013, 15:05

Not bad for a number two hundred cake driver.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 22 Apr 2013, 21:43

Webber: When I told them to "eat me", this is not what I had in mind.

Shadaza · Post by **Shadaza** » 23 Apr 2013, 22:20

"Small" debris problem for Grosjean!

Post by **Ataxia** » 23 Apr 2013, 23:08

Mark: "So I get the first slice, yeah?"
Horner: "It's your 200th race, of course you do!"

*cuts cake*
Horner: "Ooh, that's a perfect cut, Mark...so we're gonna go ahead and give it to Seb..."

hootie · Post by **hootie** » 03 May 2013, 15:22

taken from http://www.airasia.com/au/en/coffee-tea ... aa432hpmba
hootie

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 03 May 2013, 22:26

BRANSON IN RED

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 03 May 2013, 22:34

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 04 May 2013, 06:55

Worst. Sex-dream. Ever.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 04 May 2013, 11:35

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 04 May 2013, 11:51

I think I understand almost everything there.
Some time between 2014 and 2019 Robert Kubica will make a comeback to F1 and race for Ferrari.
He will also, during this time, set the lap record for a classic circuit that has reappeared on the venue, the hugely dangerous Nordschleife.

What I do not understand is, are we still using the internet in 2020?
I don't buy that the http://www.formula1.com website will still be in use or the entire www for that matter.
By then, we should all be able to just close our eyes and watch the races from inside our eyelids, by using built-in HD screens.
We will also have flying automobiles.

Post by **tommykl** » 04 May 2013, 12:02

Jocke1 wrote:I think I understand almost everything there.
Some time between 2014 and 2019 Robert Kubica will make a comeback to F1 and race for Ferrari.
He will also, during this time, set the lap record for a classic circuit that has reappeared on the venue, the hugely dangerous Nordschleife.

What I do not understand is, are we still using the internet in 2020?
I don't buy that the http://www.formula1.com website will still be in use or the entire www for that matter.
By then, we should all be able to just close our eyes and watch the races from inside our eyelids, by using built-in HD screens.
We will also have flying automobiles.

Also, even if we're still using the internet and watching the races on TV, why would FOM suddenly revert to the pre-2010 on-screen display?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 04 May 2013, 12:09

tommykl wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:I think I understand almost everything there.
Some time between 2014 and 2019 Robert Kubica will make a comeback to F1 and race for Ferrari.
He will also, during this time, set the lap record for a classic circuit that has reappeared on the venue, the hugely dangerous Nordschleife.

What I do not understand is, are we still using the internet in 2020?
I don't buy that the http://www.formula1.com website will still be in use or the entire www for that matter.
By then, we should all be able to just close our eyes and watch the races from inside our eyelids, by using built-in HD screens.
We will also have flying automobiles.

Also, even if we're still using the internet and watching the races on TV, why would FOM suddenly revert to the pre-2010 on-screen display?

Because it's better than the stuff they're using now?

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 04 May 2013, 12:55

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
tommykl wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:I think I understand almost everything there.
Some time between 2014 and 2019 Robert Kubica will make a comeback to F1 and race for Ferrari.
He will also, during this time, set the lap record for a classic circuit that has reappeared on the venue, the hugely dangerous Nordschleife.

What I do not understand is, are we still using the internet in 2020?
I don't buy that the http://www.formula1.com website will still be in use or the entire www for that matter.
By then, we should all be able to just close our eyes and watch the races from inside our eyelids, by using built-in HD screens.
We will also have flying automobiles.

Also, even if we're still using the internet and watching the races on TV, why would FOM suddenly revert to the pre-2010 on-screen display?

Because it's better than the stuff they're using now?

Does GP2 still do those oval things with the rounded ends? I know they did in 2012. F1 should totally use those.

Post by **Londoner** » 07 May 2013, 19:38

This is the voice of the Mysterons... :lol:

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 08 May 2013, 07:44

East Londoner wrote:

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=the+i ... 920%3B1200

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 08 May 2013, 08:36

When Alonso said he bought an extra 6/10th with him, I didn't think he meant chins ...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 08 May 2013, 09:09

"If you're an F1 race driver......STAND ON ONE LEG!"

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 08 May 2013, 18:38

Never hire Edvard Munch to scout talent for your F1 team.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 09 May 2013, 16:06

Caption this:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 09 May 2013, 18:24

"Ach nein Felipe, zer knobs on your side dont appear to be working. Someone must haf disconnected zem!"

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 09 May 2013, 18:28

Felipe baby. Michael. Can. Kick the ball. Faster. Than. You.
Can you confirm you understood that message?

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 09 May 2013, 19:39

CoopsII wrote:

Nothing usual here. Just a couple of grown men, playing with their knob & balls together, whilst other people look on... :lol:

(I need to wash my mouth out with soap & water after saying that).

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 10 May 2013, 06:36

"Felipe, dont look now but Romain Grosjean appears to be doing something unspeakable with that guy in front of him"

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 10 May 2013, 21:05

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 10 May 2013, 22:25

Bottas: "I bet Maldonado will win again the Spanish GP..."

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 12 May 2013, 16:09

Alonso's face when he realises he actually looks like that bloke from the Dolmio ads...

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 13 May 2013, 06:47

Jocke1 wrote:We will also have flying automobiles.

We have been promised flying cars for the last 50 years. I really think it will never happen.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 13 May 2013, 07:20

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Message to the f1 teams

Anyone want to enter the nurburgring 24 hours

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 13 May 2013, 08:35

"The team said if I hide my lips it will make me lighter and then faster. It hurts after a few laps..."

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 13 May 2013, 11:22

roblomas52 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Message to the f1 teams

Anyone want to enter the nurburgring 24 hours

What I'm more confused about is the fact you can apparently brush near 240,000 km/h and STILL only make a lap in about six minutes.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 13 May 2013, 12:43

Reverie Planetarian wrote:What I'm more confused about is the fact you can apparently brush near 240,000 km/h and STILL only make a lap in about six minutes.

Well, the extremely long straight at the end and the fast sweeps at the start of the Nordschleife charges the speed up.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 13 May 2013, 14:19

Reverie Planetarian wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Message to the f1 teams

Anyone want to enter the nurburgring 24 hours

What I'm more confused about is the fact you can apparently brush near 240,000 km/h and STILL only make a lap in about six minutes.

That is about right, actually. The combined circuit length as shown there is 25.947 km. Doing that in 6 minutes 31.742 equals 238.445 km/h. I have no idea where they got the 239 figure from, but it's not that far off. For the record, the lap record of that configuration is 8 minutes 18.832, in a BMW Z4 GT3.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 13 May 2013, 14:40

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Reverie Planetarian wrote:What I'm more confused about is the fact you can apparently brush near 240,000 km/h and STILL only make a lap in about six minutes.

That is about right, actually. The combined circuit length as shown there is 25.947 km. Doing that in 6 minutes 31.742 equals 238.445 km/h. I have no idea where they got the 239 figure from, but it's not that far off. For the record, the lap record of that configuration is 8 minutes 18.832, in a BMW Z4 GT3.

Hooray for comma/dot confusion for allowing all this to be possible!

johnnyCarwash · Post by **johnnyCarwash** » 13 May 2013, 19:52

As all we're talking about are tyres:

They're actually liquorice

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 14 May 2013, 07:06

Grosjean's face expression is absolutely hilarious :lol:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 14 May 2013, 08:16

Grosjean : "Oh wow, I have deux of zese on the front of my brum-brum to help me bing-bang-boom zee other brum-brums out of my way!"

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 14 May 2013, 08:17

Its times like these I really miss MSC and his sartorial elegance...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 May 2013, 10:29

Caption this thread, now with animated hysteria;

Kimi realising he may have to lap Maldonado at the Monaco GP this week

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 14 May 2013, 15:10

Kimi did not have sufficient eyebrow strength for his Carlo Ancelotti impression, no matter how hard he tried.

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 14 May 2013, 15:24

Flying cars? no www? Ha, no way. The world will stay as it is for at least 30 next years, probably even going down economically.