Predicament Predictions - 2013 Monaco Grand Prix

[DidNotQualify]

DidNotQualify's Predictions
2013 Show Me The Money Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Webber
5. Vettel
6. Button
7. Sutil
8. Raikkonen
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Lotus (Raikkonen complains about the power steering, Grosjean crashes)
IIDOTR: Mercedes (lock out front row in qualifying and hang on in the race)
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Gutierrez
DNQs: None
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions
2013 Monaggo Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Räikkönen
7. Webber
8. Maldonado
9. Massa
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Di Resta (ruins Massa's race with a outrageous maneuver at the start)
IIDOTR: Mercedes (they manage to survive)
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
Minor League Premiership: Bottas
DNQs: None
Alex Yoong Award: Pic

[GwilymJJames]

Gwilym's Predictions
2013 I'm too tired to think up a funny name at the moment Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Grosjean
7. Hamilton
8. Perez
9. Maldonado
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: GVDG
ROTR: Chilton
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
Minor League Premiership: #Bottas
DNQs: None
Alex Yoong Award: I'm too tired to look up what this is, so I say No one does whatever it is you need to win it.

[NAM]

NAM's predictions

2013 Pau Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Räikkönen
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Vettel
6. Rosberg
7. Pérez
8. Hamilton
9. Maldonado
10. Webber

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

[TomWazzleshaw]

The Mad Uncle's predictions
2013 Jarno Trulli Tribute Procession

1. Raikkonen
2. Hamiltom
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Alonso
6. Rosberg
7. Pérez
8. Vettel
9. Maldonado
10. Webber

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Force India (Come crashing back to Earth with a shattering thud)
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

[johnnyCarwash]

JohnnyCarwash's predictions
2013 Gumball 3000 support race

1. Grosjean
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Pérez
8. Sutil
9. Maldonado
10. Di Resta

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Grosjean
First retirement: Vettel and Hamilton have a start crash
ROTR: Vettel for said crash and blaming the tyres for the crash
IIDOTR: Grosjean for coming good at last
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Chilton (the ChiltonCraze comes of age)
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

Alex Yoong Award: I'm too tired to look up what this is, so I say No one does whatever it is you need to win it.

That would be a rather unique occurrence....

[HawkAussie]

2013 Hawking Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Perez
5. Grosjean
6. Button
7. Hulkenberg
8. Perez
9. Riccarido
10. Bottas

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Rosberg (for causing the big crash at the tunnel which involved 5 cars)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[RealRacingRoots]

RRR's Predictions
2013 Super Sega Genesis Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Grosjean
6. Sutil
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Maldonado
10. Bianchi

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Red Bull
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: #BOTTAS
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[The Dutch Bear]

The Dutch Bear's predictions
2013 Mercedes Train Grand Prix

1. Fernando Alonso
2. Kimi Raikkonen
3. Mark Webber
4. Felipe Massa
5. Jenson Button
6. Adrian Sutil
7. Nico Hulkenberg
8. Romain Grosjean
9. Sergio Perez
10. Jules Bianchi

Pole Position: Nico Rosberg
Fastest lap: Fernando Alonso
First Retirement: Sebastian Vettel (already fed up with being stuck behind Rosberg he barges into him at the first corner, taking both out.)
ROTR: Sebastian Vettel for that crash.
IIDOTR: Jules Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Esteban Gutierrez Gutierrez
MLP: Jules Bianchi
DNQ: None
Alex Yoong Award: Esteban Gutierrez Gutierrez (crashes immediately in Q1, only allowed to race by the Stewards because of his FP times.)

[Boomstick]

Boomsticks 2013 Monaco....things...

1. Webber
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Maldonado
6. Grosjean
7. Hamilton
8. Button
9. Perez
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel, Tap -> Crunch -> Cheer (from this forum) -> Sook -> ROTR
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
Minor League Premiership: Bottas...yet another 11th
DNQs: None
Alex Yoong Award: Wooooooo

[Shizuka]

Alex Yoong Award: I'm too tired to look up what this is, so I say No one does whatever it is you need to win it.

Simple: just take a guess who qualifies last.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Alex Yoong Award: I'm too tired to look up what this is, so I say No one does whatever it is you need to win it.

Simple: just take a guess who qualifies last.

Even simpler: Don't bother because I don't remember ever including it for this year

[GwilymJJames]

Alex Yoong Award: I'm too tired to look up what this is, so I say No one does whatever it is you need to win it.

Simple: just take a guess who qualifies last.

I predict that Bianchi and van der Garde will get the exact same time, down to the millisecond, and hence No one technically qualifies last.

[Aerond]

Take correspondent penalties:

2013 "Oh I forgot predicament predictions" GP

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Webber
7. Perez
8. Sutil
9. Hulkenberg
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Rosberg (easy, isn't it?)
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Van der Garde
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Van der Garde
DNQ: Massa, Bianchi

[dr-baker]

Wanted to do this, but I think now is a bit late. Don't want to risk a penalty. Still, nobody guessed that technically Bianchi and Massa DNQed. And which of those two would technically have won the Alex Yoong Award? Massa because Biachi made it out onto the track?

[RonDenisDeletraz]

Seeing as the Yoong award isn't even official this year there is no need to bother with it. I would suggest it for 2014 but it is too late for this year

[Shizuka]

Wanted to do this, but I think now is a bit late. Don't want to risk a penalty. Still, nobody guessed that technically Bianchi and Massa DNQed. And which of those two would technically have won the Alex Yoong Award? Massa because Biachi made it out onto the track?

Seeing that it was my crazy idea, it would be always the driver who qualifies last with an actual laptime.

[FullMetalJack]

Seeing as the Yoong award isn't even official this year there is no need to bother with it. I would suggest it for 2014 but it is too late for this year

The Fall Guy wasn't around at the start of last season, so it's not too late.

[Bleu]

Canadian Grand Prix should have a special question about Wall of Champions.

[Alextrax52]

So with ROTR and IIDOTR now handed out here's the final results

1 Rosberg
2 Vettel
3 Webber
4 Hamilton
5 Sutil
6 Button
7 Alonso
8 Vergne
9 Di Resta
10 Raikkonen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Sutil
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

East Londoner over to you for the standings

[Londoner]

Not a chance mate, not until my exams are over, which isn't until mid-June.

[Alextrax52]

Not a chance mate, not until my exams are over, which isn't until mid-June.

Same here

[Londoner]

As always, provisonal scores until DBTMOTR and MLP are confirmed by the overlord (which at the rate this year's going, will end up being me sooner rather than later).

1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Sutil
6. Button
7. Alonso
8. Vergne
9. Di Resta
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: TBA
MLP: TBA
DNQ: Massa, Bianchi

1. QuickYoda41 - 18 points
2. Benetton - 17 points
3. Bleu - 15 points
4. Mario - 14 points
5. Hound55 - 13 points
6. Kevinbotz - 12 points
7= Ed24 - 11 points
7= East Londoner - 11 points
7= Takagi FTW - 11 points
7= DOSBoot - 11 points
7= Meatwad - 11 points (bonus point for pointing out that Mark Webber was indeed a member of Pulp. )
7= Tommykl - 11 points
7= Onxy Wrecked - 11 points
8= Shizuka - 10 points
8= FullMetalJack - 10 points
8= Razta - 10 points
9= The Masked Lapwing - 9 points
9= DanielPT - 9 points
9= DidNotQualify - 9 points
9= The Dutch Bear - 9 points
10= Go Rubens - 8 points
10= Ugncreative Usergname - 8 points
10= Fantomette BR - 8 points
10= FMecha - 8 points
10= Mash - 8 points
10= Klon - 8 points
10= GwilymJJames - 8 points
10= NAM - 8 points
10= JohnnyCarwash - 8 points
11= JeremyMcClean - 7 points
11= Daxam Stark - 7 points
11= Tristan1117 - 7 points
11= Rocks With Salt - 7 points
11= Pi314159 - 7 points
11= RAK - 7 points
11= Eurobrun - 7 points
11= Matt121 - 7 points
11= Boomstick - 7 points
12= DJ Bereta - 6 points
12= Kimi-ICE - 6 points
12= Ataxia - 6 points
12= Wizzie - 6 points
12= RealRacingRoots - 6 points
13. Aerond - -3 points * (Pole and DNQ predictions ignored)

* 10 point penalty for missing the deadline. By quite some distance in Aerond's case.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Bottas takes his fourth MLP victory in six races, while RRRRMMMMNNNN GGGGRRRRSSSSJJJJNNNN takes home his second DBTMOTR award this year.