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Ferrim
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by Ferrim » 19 Jun 2013, 17:23
go_Rubens wrote: USF1 race car.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone! "There will be no other victory this year, I can tell you, more welcomed than this one" Bob Varsha, 1995 Canadian GPF1 Rejects Forums – going off-topic since 2009!
DOSBoot
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by DOSBoot » 19 Jun 2013, 21:52
Peel's attempts at Formula 1 didn't go exactly as they had hoped for.
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Reverie Planetarian
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by Reverie Planetarian » 20 Jun 2013, 03:30
All Optimus could remember was sneezing while scanning vehicles for his alt-mode, and then this happened...
The sport of Formula Reliant never took off the way it's backers were convinced it would.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by ibsey » 20 Jun 2013, 16:02
Hill: This is what 'cost cutting' look like back in my day, you know.
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by TomWazzleshaw » 26 Jun 2013, 05:56
Biscione wrote: "Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
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by kevinbotz » 26 Jun 2013, 06:08
"$100 million penalty and disqualification from the Constructor's Championship."
"I'm fairly certain I heard a reprimand and perhaps an exclusion from this year's Young Driver's Test as well. Is that right?"
"You heard correctly, Mr. Brawn."
Klon, on Alt-F1 wrote: I like to think it's more poker than gambling, though.
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 26 Jun 2013, 06:37
"Listen guys, afterwards, bunga bunga party back at my place. Jot the address down..."
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by roblo97 » 26 Jun 2013, 07:24
CoopsII wrote: "Jot the address down… it's for my dealer and if you quote him a complimentary teabag, you get 25% off"
Mexicola wrote: shinji wrote: Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
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madmark1974
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by madmark1974 » 26 Jun 2013, 08:32
Paul Harris QC's Dalek impersonation didn't impress anyone ...
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by go_Rubens » 26 Jun 2013, 15:41
Paul Harris: I think a fine will be a just penalty.
FIA: No. Look at the beer bottle in front of your desk. You must be drunk.
Felipe Baby, Stay Cool Albert Einstein wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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by Ataxia » 26 Jun 2013, 17:13
go_Rubens wrote: Paul Harris: I think a fine will be a just penalty. FIA: No. Look at the beer bottle in front of your desk. You must be drunk.
Yeah, Perrier...that well-known beer.
Mitch Hedberg wrote: I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
madmark1974
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by madmark1974 » 27 Jun 2013, 08:59
Jenson : Hang on, I don't complain about Chico's driving until PAGE 4 of the script?
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by razta » 28 Jun 2013, 07:32
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by razta » 28 Jun 2013, 07:35
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 28 Jun 2013, 08:47
Not sure if they're trying to be Top Gun serious or they've just fouled their overalls.
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madmark1974
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by madmark1974 » 28 Jun 2013, 09:51
I feel the need, the need for
driving at a steady and conservative pace to preserve the tyres ...
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by Ataxia » 28 Jun 2013, 09:52
"Well ya see, Lewis...me and Michael are on a bit of a hiatus. So I thought I could be Maverick and you could be Goose."
Mitch Hedberg wrote: I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
ADx_Wales
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by ADx_Wales » 28 Jun 2013, 11:59
"I based David Brent on you Christian"
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
go_Rubens
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by go_Rubens » 28 Jun 2013, 14:14
Jenson: Wait, I thought... Mercedes have been testing? We are the ones that need it!
Felipe Baby, Stay Cool Albert Einstein wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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by pasta_maldonado » 28 Jun 2013, 14:30
Harris: Look, it says here Horner was born in England!
FIA: This can't be true, look how Austrian he looks!
Ross: I even saw him lederhosen once... *shudders*
Klon wrote: more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
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by Aerospeed » 28 Jun 2013, 14:38
Update: Images from Mercedes-Pirelli test leaked
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen
Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
WaffleCat
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by WaffleCat » 28 Jun 2013, 14:43
Even Bobby's model F-15 has faster race pace than the Mercedes.
FullMetalJack
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by FullMetalJack » 30 Jun 2013, 10:46
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by rachel1990 » 30 Jun 2013, 14:55
Driving with Pastor leads to new safety clothing
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dinizintheoven
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by dinizintheoven » 30 Jun 2013, 16:24
Formula 1 ice hockey is a brilliant idea. I'm predicting Team Enstone versus Williams in the final, mind...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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by CaptainGetz12 » 30 Jun 2013, 21:11
Klon wrote: What did poor André do to you for him to be insulted like that?
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by DOSBoot » 01 Jul 2013, 01:00
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go_Rubens
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by go_Rubens » 02 Jul 2013, 14:58
Valterri: Hey, look what I got! I would win a race on ice if the case may be!
Frank: You have an unfair advantage.
Valterri: Well, give everyone else ice hockey equipment, then! I'm ready! I need to use my Finnish talent!
Frank: Oh, young ones. And their ambitions.
Felipe Baby, Stay Cool Albert Einstein wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
takagi_for_the_win
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by takagi_for_the_win » 02 Jul 2013, 21:29
Buttons reaction to losing the Head and Shoulders contract to Joe Hart
TORA! TORA! TORA!
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by CoopsII » 03 Jul 2013, 06:41
"Oh. That wasnt just a fart"
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by roblo97 » 03 Jul 2013, 07:21
takagi_for_the_win wrote: This Iis no ordanery shampoo, this is head and shoulders luxury shampoo
Mexicola wrote: shinji wrote: Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
LionZoo
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by LionZoo » 04 Jul 2013, 08:12
CaptainGetz12 wrote: Best of British
CoopsII
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by CoopsII » 04 Jul 2013, 08:21
Is it just me who cant see these images?
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by CoopsII » 05 Jul 2013, 12:48
"OK gents who ordered the PASTOR?"
Ba-dum-tish.
I thank you
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DOSBoot
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by DOSBoot » 05 Jul 2013, 15:59
The 2012 F1 drivers practice for their reenactment of "The Last Supper".
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TheBigJ
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by TheBigJ » 05 Jul 2013, 17:16
Dani Clos playing the role of Jesus.
PT8475
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by PT8475 » 07 Jul 2013, 23:38
madmark1974 wrote: I feel the need, the need for
driving at a steady and conservative pace to preserve the tyres ...
I'm sorry, but that's absolutely genius.