Caption this!

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 13 Jul 2013, 10:54

First-dinner-nutcase Grosjean.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 13 Jul 2013, 16:55

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 13 Jul 2013, 17:01

Jocke1 wrote:

Di Resta: Behold the fact that i'm going into the F1 legends book and you're not

Vettel: Says You

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Jul 2013, 17:45

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:

Di Resta: Behold the fact that i'm going to have my own thread on F1 Rejects forum and you're not

Vettel: Thank goodness

Fixed.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 13 Jul 2013, 20:54

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 13 Jul 2013, 23:25

Dreamily falls asleep about dreaming about pizza, Juan Pablo does. All that good toppings and sauce, cheese, mmm. Goody goody.

"Montoya, wake up! A press conference isn't the time to fall asleep!"

"What?!" Montoya clearly dazed, he is.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 14 Jul 2013, 08:59

"Watch what I do wee bairn and one day you could be as good as me!"

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 14 Jul 2013, 10:01

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Jul 2013, 11:39

After Montoya's dream about pizza, he is awaken when a camera hits him.

"YOU bathplug IDIOT, YOU WOKE MY bathplug HEAD"

Post by **tommykl** » 14 Jul 2013, 12:59

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 14 Jul 2013, 13:08

tommykl wrote:

"You look good, chicken!"

Post by **tommykl** » 14 Jul 2013, 14:50

tommykl wrote:

"Hey baby, you wanna know why they call me Charles de Tornado?"

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 14 Jul 2013, 15:38

tommykl wrote:

What do y'all think of ma new James Dean hairdo?

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 14 Jul 2013, 15:45

tommykl wrote:

Has Rosberg been time travelling?

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 14 Jul 2013, 15:53

good_Ralf wrote:
tommykl wrote:

Has Rosberg been time travelling?

It does look like Rosberg doesn't it? It's probably his secret clone that no one knew about

Sublime_FA11C · Post by **Sublime_FA11C** » 14 Jul 2013, 16:54

That also travelled back in time to be in a picture? My clones would steal things and avoid photography.

watka · Post by **watka** » 14 Jul 2013, 22:21

good_Ralf wrote:
tommykl wrote:

Has Rosberg been time travelling?

Looks more like Roger Federer to me.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 15 Jul 2013, 04:10

watka wrote:
good_Ralf wrote:
tommykl wrote:

Has Rosberg been time travelling?

Looks more like Leonardo DiCaprio to me.

fix

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 15 Jul 2013, 11:49

Desperate times call for desperate measures as Mercedes continue to look for solutions to their tyre woes.

Sublime_FA11C · Post by **Sublime_FA11C** » 15 Jul 2013, 14:32

They dug really deep into their racing history.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 17 Jul 2013, 11:36

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 17 Jul 2013, 13:41

CoopsII wrote:

I hope you found your Full Body Cavity Search enjoyable Mr Ecclestone, feel free to call back anytime ...

(I have to say, Bernie's face here reminds me of this certain classic Father Ted moment : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaglEdB7CDs)

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 19 Jul 2013, 11:29

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Jul 2013, 11:35

CoopsII wrote:

Not a caption, but it's totally despicable and hypocrite to blur the John Player Special writing on the livery. Although the example might look ridiculous, it's like taking Goya's "May 3rd's Fusillade" and removing the blood from the painting. That, and the fact you can still make out what the writing says.

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 19 Jul 2013, 11:39

Phoenix wrote:Not a caption, but it's totally despicable and hypocrite to blur the John Player Special writing on the livery. Although the example might look ridiculous, it's like taking Goya's "May 3rd's Fusillade" and removing the blood from the painting. That, and the fact you can still make out what the writing says.

And Special is unpixellated (how is that word spelt?) on the rear wing.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 19 Jul 2013, 11:41

good_Ralf wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Not a caption, but it's totally despicable and hypocrite to blur the John Player Special writing on the livery. Although the example might look ridiculous, it's like taking Goya's "May 3rd's Fusillade" and removing the blood from the painting. That, and the fact you can still make out what the writing says.

And Special is unpixellated (how is that word spelt?) on the rear wing.

And I can see the word John at the front. Dont pick on me, I didnt fuzzy it up :shock:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Jul 2013, 11:52

CoopsII wrote:
good_Ralf wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Not a caption, but it's totally despicable and hypocrite to blur the John Player Special writing on the livery. Although the example might look ridiculous, it's like taking Goya's "May 3rd's Fusillade" and removing the blood from the painting. That, and the fact you can still make out what the writing says.

And Special is unpixellated (how is that word spelt?) on the rear wing.

And I can see the word John at the front. Dont pick on me, I didnt fuzzy it up

I know it wasn't you, I think it was Renault who did this. Terribly executed photoshop/GIMP job, to top it off.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 19 Jul 2013, 14:04

CoopsII wrote:

Plays Brahms Lullaby in the background

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 19 Jul 2013, 15:28

Phoenix wrote:Not a caption, but it's totally despicable and hypocrite to blur the John Player Special writing on the livery. Although the example might look ridiculous, it's like taking Goya's "May 3rd's Fusillade" and removing the blood from the painting. That, and the fact you can still make out what the writing says.

Ditto any picture of Winston Churchill or Isambard Kingdom Brunel with the cigar airbrushed out.

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 19 Jul 2013, 16:33

CoopsII wrote:

Warning: Smoking can damage your health

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Jul 2013, 16:34

In the French press, all tobacco advertising is blurred out in photos like that, whether retro or recent photos. The law, don'cha know.

Bernie being arrested by one of the Chuckle brothers?!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 19 Jul 2013, 20:14

Phoenix wrote:I know it wasn't you, I think it was Renault who did this. Terribly executed photoshop/GIMP job, to top it off.

Well either way the moments gone. I was thinking something about Mansell nodding off but Im not really in the mood now

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 19 Jul 2013, 21:08

Even with the vast amounts of money he has, Bernie still can't elude the Border Patrol.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 20 Jul 2013, 11:22

Bernie has been a very bad boy indeed.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 20 Jul 2013, 16:38

Vaseline's bid for F1 sponsorship ended badly when in a fit of promotional insanity they smeared Mansell's car and helmet in their signature ointment.

andrew2209 · Post by **andrew2209** » 21 Jul 2013, 09:03

CoopsII wrote:

Mansell finds the Dallas Grand Prix too boring for his liking.

watka · Post by **watka** » 21 Jul 2013, 22:42

CoopsII wrote:

Who shot N.M.?

Post by **Ataxia** » 21 Jul 2013, 22:50

CoopsII wrote:

Mansell lies at the side of the road; a case of Brummie-turned-slummie.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 22 Jul 2013, 00:19

Reverie Planetarian wrote:

"Nigel, why did you leave the race?"
"I didn't, I'm still in it"

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 22 Jul 2013, 00:25

Nige just read all 5000 posts in this thread and needs a nap. Either that or he heard the sound of his own voice.