REECCS: Season 3

[Nessafox]

You know, This, Trabants rolling down the cambered curves and all...

Bu yeah, you see, the death count from an REECCS race on the Nordschleife would be bigger than the cold war itself.

[The Lukas]

DRIVER:Matej Uram
CAR:Dacia 1300
NUMBER:421
NATIONALITY:Slovakia
TEAM NAME:Uram Racing Team
LIVERY:Colors:Red and Green,Sponsors:Heineken,Vimar

[WeirdKerr]

Merak Keznorski and Daargan Zorzanov have defected to the west and as a result of them taking their Skodas with them we will now enter a sole Dacia in bright green with Good News!!! on the side in red with Jan Mavski driving

[DemocalypseNow]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

[Nessafox]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.

[Onxy Wrecked]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.

Drunk in the No. 16 Bus Shelter no less!

[TomWazzleshaw]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

Post of the year contender right there

[roblo97]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.

Welcome to the world if F1 Rejects

[dr-baker]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.

Welcome to the world if F1 Rejects

Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.

[Shizuka]

Welcome to the world if F1 Rejects

Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.

Yes. [/f1slate]

[takagi_for_the_win]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

I think you win the internet, good sir.

Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.

Brilliant

[roblo97]

After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.

Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.

I think you win the internet, good sir.

Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.

Brilliant

Damn you

[dinizintheoven]

I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.

...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?

Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.

[takagi_for_the_win]

I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.

...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?

Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.

Could've sworn you said you wanted Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket in the car at some stage...

[roblo97]

I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.

...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?

Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.

Could've sworn you said you wanted Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket in the car at some stage...

Or Hedgehog-Bolognaise-Rhodidendrum-Krygyzstan-Horse-Meat-Noodles-Eminem

Having said that, I do like the name Anthrax Raisins.

[Ataxia]

I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.

...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?

Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.

Could've sworn you said you wanted Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket in the car at some stage...

That was one of mine, wasn't it? A parody of one of roblomas' "creations", probably after he tried to name a Chinese driver after a takeaway menu.

[dr-baker]

Even Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo is more realistic-sounding...

[Onxy Wrecked]

Even Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo is more realistic-sounding...

There are some even more extreme names like Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, who was a Major League Baseball player during the 1950s.

[RonDenisDeletraz]

I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.

...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?

Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.

I always thought it was just Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz with no ip on the end

[MinardiFan95]

I've decided not to use the Robin, as it doesn't fit the purpose of the series, being for Eastern European cars only. No other cars will be added, though I did consider a Yugo until I realised that there was not a template out there for it.

WeirdKerr and The Lukas, you'll have to make a change of car, as all of the Dacias have been taken... I hadn't updated the first post with the most recent entries, so it is partly my fault. There's still a Polski Fiat and two Wartburgs left, or there's always the option of running a Trabant full time.

[WeirdKerr]

I've decided not to use the Robin, as it doesn't fit the purpose of the series, being for Eastern European cars only. No other cars will be added, though I did consider a Yugo until I realised that there was not a template out there for it.

WeirdKerr and The Lukas, you'll have to make a change of car, as all of the Dacias have been taken... I hadn't updated the first post with the most recent entries, so it is partly my fault. There's still a Polski Fiat and two Wartburgs left, or there's always the option of running a Trabant full time.

Ill take a wartburg

and look at this

http://youtu.be/Brtey0l5fqo

[dr-baker]

and look at this

http://youtu.be/Brtey0l5fqo

How could that commentator sound soooooooooooooooo dull?

[Shizuka]

I could translate that.

[takagi_for_the_win]

Trabants racing? Pah, don't be stupid!

[WeirdKerr]

Trabants racing? Pah, don't be stupid!

None Rolled... they weren't trying hard enough....

[Nessafox]

http://youtu.be/Brtey0l5fqo

These cars are too slow to watch

[Bleu]

Will this get going?