Caption this!

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 08 Aug 2013, 21:02

Caught in its natural habitat, here we see a wild Michael Schumacher about to pounce on his natural prey; a poor, defenceless trackside marshal.

Post by **Ataxia** » 08 Aug 2013, 21:10

Schumacher truly has the Wald at his feet...

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 08 Aug 2013, 21:14

Ataxia wrote:Schumacher truly has the Wald at his feet...

Brilliant

watka · Post by **watka** » 08 Aug 2013, 22:53

And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 09 Aug 2013, 07:38

watka wrote:And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

That one gets a trophy from me.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 09 Aug 2013, 08:36

Suffice to say, Michael still couldn't quite get over DC...

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 09 Aug 2013, 14:24

CoopsII wrote:
watka wrote:And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

That one gets a trophy from me.

Oh good grief, you can even actually buy overall replicas...stop it! While you still can! Don't cross the streams!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Aug 2013, 15:27

watka wrote:

And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

Caption of the year, so far at least.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 09 Aug 2013, 15:31

Wizzie wrote:Suffice to say, Michael still couldn't quite get over DC...

I like what you did there. The fact it never occurred to me illustrates how much Ive lost it...

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 09 Aug 2013, 19:03

McLaren's testing session was so secret, they hired Ferrari to keep others from taking pictures.

watka · Post by **watka** » 09 Aug 2013, 22:01

FullMetalJack wrote:
watka wrote:
And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

Caption of the year, so far at least.

I don't know if it helps that its Michael Schumacher as well!

Conventi · Post by **Conventi** » 11 Aug 2013, 17:41

watka · Post by **watka** » 11 Aug 2013, 22:19

Conventi wrote:

Cal seems to be taking his promotional commitments for Monster energy drinks a bit to seriously these days.

OR

Cal reacts to featuring in a forum for the wrong motorsport.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 12 Aug 2013, 02:55

Man, the early game over screen concepts for Luigi's Mansion were WEIRD.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 12 Aug 2013, 08:25

Conventi wrote:

Cal thinks he really shouldn't ride whilst stoned

Post by **Ataxia** » 12 Aug 2013, 10:34

One interview with a foreign journalist later, Tech 3's finest is not happy at being called "Crotchlow".

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 12 Aug 2013, 11:02

Cal's just realised that the contract he signed was for Ducatti, not Yamaha...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 12 Aug 2013, 11:23

Man Whose Identity Is A Complete Mystery To Me Appears In Caption This! Thread.

Post by **Londoner** » 12 Aug 2013, 15:32

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here.

)
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 12 Aug 2013, 17:03

East Londoner wrote:

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

Let me explain the hand gesture to our younger members. Sergio is sticking his thumb up in the air. This is a sign of approval that Carmen is doing a good job.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 12 Aug 2013, 17:31

dr-baker wrote:
East Londoner wrote:

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

Let me explain the hand gesture to our younger members. Sergio is sticking his thumb up in the air. This is a sign of approval that Carmen is doing a good job.

You dirty bastard :lol:

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 12 Aug 2013, 23:15

dr-baker wrote:Let me explain the hand gesture to our younger members. Sergio is sticking his thumb up in the air. This is a sign of approval that Carmen is doing a good job.

Sadly enough Baker, I already knew this...

Sad. But it was others who taught me disturbing things...

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 13 Aug 2013, 02:24

Other Bloke: What's 2 times 3?

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6 Months Later:

UUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhhUUuuuuUUUuuuUuuuHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhhhh......................4?

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 13 Aug 2013, 03:06

Man, I swear the head sculpts on these F1 waxworks are getting worse every year-oh...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Aug 2013, 20:07

Great speech...

Post by **Londoner** » 18 Aug 2013, 16:58

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 18 Aug 2013, 17:19

East Londoner wrote:

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...

(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

East Londoner wrote:Too crude maybe?

No!

Post by **mario** » 18 Aug 2013, 17:20

If you've ever wondered what the facial expression of a bulldog chewing a lemon would be like...

East Londoner wrote:

To be honest, I'm more interested to know what is going on in the Citroen further up the road - it looks more like the driver being paraded around in that car is trying to make a break for freedom...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 19 Aug 2013, 08:01

"I just can believe CoopsII is going away for a week, I'll miss him so much. I vant my mumie!"

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 19 Aug 2013, 12:48

East Londoner wrote:

Comrade Chilton, for driving in un-proletarian Volga convertible is gross bourgeois offence against socialist principles. Get on train, here is hammer, here is rocks, you break them now for 25 hours every day, eight days in every week, maybe you finish punishment after 145 years. If you lucky!

PT8475 · Post by **PT8475** » 19 Aug 2013, 13:11

East Londoner wrote:

Is it just me or is Chilton being driven by Alonso here??

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 19 Aug 2013, 19:12

PT8475 wrote: Is it just me or is Chilton being driven by Alonso here??

Chilton is being driven by his talent.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 22 Aug 2013, 01:26

The first Super Sidecar Race Of Champions got off to a rocky start when nobody was informed it was actually a motorcycle race.

Tipping up his visor during the victory lap was a bad idea. Trying to wash gnat debris out of his eyes with the rosewater bottle was an even worse one.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 23 Aug 2013, 01:24

2nd place?! I only came in 2nd place?!

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 23 Aug 2013, 02:26

His reaction when he found out that Fernando was faster than him.

razta · Post by **razta** » 23 Aug 2013, 03:45

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 23 Aug 2013, 03:54

How Mark REALLY injured his shoulder back in 2010.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 23 Aug 2013, 07:46

Nice ass!

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 24 Aug 2013, 02:08

DAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 24 Aug 2013, 06:10

Here's a classic one for you then :lol: