Get Ready for... The ChiltonCraze!

Post by **tommykl** » 10 Sep 2013, 19:15

Ataxia wrote:MAXK CHILTALL

MAXIO NUVOLARTON

apple2009 · Post by **apple2009** » 10 Sep 2013, 21:05

tommykl wrote:
Ataxia wrote:MAXK CHILTALL

MAXIO NUVOLARTON

JUAN MAXUEL FANGILTON

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 10 Sep 2013, 21:45

Max Chiljean. Or should that be Chiljean Max?

apple2009 · Post by **apple2009** » 10 Sep 2013, 21:54

Max-Eric Chilgne

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 11 Sep 2013, 08:15

apple2009 wrote:
tommykl wrote:
Ataxia wrote:MAXK CHILTALL

MAXIO NUVOLARTON

JUAN MAXUEL FANGILTON

MAXAEL CHILMACHER

Post by **kevinbotz** » 11 Sep 2013, 08:31

MAXAIN CHOST

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 11 Sep 2013, 09:27

Salamander wrote:MAXAEL CHILMACHER

MALF CHILMACHER

14 Hundred Hours · Post by **14 Hundred Hours** » 11 Sep 2013, 11:07

dr-baker wrote:Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? And if it is what I think it is, why? Max is talent talent talent, without needing to combine with another driver. Doing so would only dilute his talent to the power 3...

But on the flipside increase the power of the other driver. Max knows the values of sharing, which is a noble quality indeed.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Sep 2013, 19:58

14 Hundred Hours wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? And if it is what I think it is, why? Max is talent talent talent, without needing to combine with another driver. Doing so would only dilute his talent to the power 3...

But on the flipside increase the power of the other driver. Max knows the values of sharing, which is a noble quality indeed.

He is indeed a gracious driver!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 11 Sep 2013, 22:35

dr-baker wrote:
14 Hundred Hours wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? And if it is what I think it is, why? Max is talent talent talent, without needing to combine with another driver. Doing so would only dilute his talent to the power 3...

But on the flipside increase the power of the other driver. Max knows the values of sharing, which is a noble quality indeed.

He is indeed a gracious driver!

Maybe he'll share his hair gel with other drivers, so their hair can be as magnificent as Max's is.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 12 Sep 2013, 13:15

You all forgot the obvious one:

MAXWNSNBM

watka · Post by **watka** » 13 Sep 2013, 23:52

dinizintheoven wrote:You all forgot the obvious one:

MAXWNSNBM

Max is Luke to HWNSNBM's Obi-Wan.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 14 Sep 2013, 00:07

dinizintheoven wrote:You all forgot the obvious one:

MAXWNSNBM

Wait, what? Max Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned? Isn't that kind of asinine?

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 14 Sep 2013, 01:07

watka wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:You all forgot the obvious one:

MAXWNSNBM

Max is Luke to HWNSNBM's Obi-Wan.

Max is Ronald McDonald to John Booth's Hamburglar.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 18 Sep 2013, 08:21

'Pore Preview:
Max Chilton

"We’ve done a lot of work behind the scenes to try to optimise our current package and for my part I’m quite pleased with how my pace is really building, so my first objective for Singapore is to maintain that momentum.”

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Sep 2013, 16:00

The Evening Standard knows what's up...

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 18 Sep 2013, 19:15

shinji wrote:The Evening Standard knows what's up...

So the conclusion is that Max is intersex? Oh wait, that are two different articles

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 18 Sep 2013, 22:14

This wrote:
shinji wrote:The Evening Standard knows what's up...

So the conclusion is that Max is intersex? Oh wait, that are two different articles

Exactly what I thought...

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 22 Sep 2013, 13:20

"We are quicker than Max. Overtake him."
-Jules Bianchi's race engineer

BS! Max is faster. That's why he was in front of Jules, nitwit! That's why Max finished ahead of Jules. Shat ap!

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 22 Sep 2013, 19:13

go_Rubens wrote:"We are quicker than Max. Overtake him."
-Jules Bianchi's race engineer

BS! Max is faster. That's why he was in front of Jules, nitwit! That's why Max finished ahead of Jules. Shat ap!

The Marussia engineers probably know Chilton is quicker and are just saying that to make Jules look better than he is.

Max finished ahead of Paul di Resta for the 2nd race in a row which just confirms that he is now the 3rd best Brit on the grid and he also beat his highly rated team-mate and Charles Pic and even Romain Grosjean who was driving a car that made the Podium. But the best coup was beating Daniel Ricciardo you know the Guy that will race for Red Bull in 2014. Surely Red Bull will realize that hiring Daniel was a mistake and Max will be in that car come Australia

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 22 Sep 2013, 19:49

Singapore 2013 will no doubt go down in history as one of the best races ever.

Max Chilton made his teammate, the highly rated Ferrari prodigy, Jules Bianchi look very, very silly
Max Chilton made Charles Pic, undoubtedly the best Frenchman to drive for Caterham, look average.
Max Chilton was classified ahead of Paul di Resta, the man who beat 3 (soon to be 4) time world champion Sebastian Vettel, back in some feeder series which I can't remember.

Clearly this is a sign of things to come.
Clearly, we are entering the era of the MaxiAttack!!

Join me, fellow forumites, as we spread the gospel of Our Beloved Max

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 22 Sep 2013, 20:07

Be careful what you wish for, before you know it, this will turn into a CHILTONWINSLOL, and he will become the most hated driver in history of F1. This boy will not just dominate F1, he will dominate the whole universe! Even our forum's alternate universe has no chance!
And MaxiAttack drives for Marussia, while Taki Inoue has driven for Simtek. Coincidence? I think not!

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 22 Sep 2013, 20:10

This wrote:Be careful what you wish for, before you know it, this will turn into a CHILTONWINSLOL, and he will become the most hated driver in history of F1. This boy will not just dominate F1, he will dominate the whole universe! Even our forum's alternate universe has no chance!
And MaxiAttack drives for Marussia, while Taki Inoue has driven for Simtek. Coincidence? I think not!

Even Parallel Universes and Galaxy's and alien Planets haven't got a chance of beating the Boy from surrey. Even the Daleks couldn't beat him.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Sep 2013, 22:16

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
This wrote:Be careful what you wish for, before you know it, this will turn into a CHILTONWINSLOL, and he will become the most hated driver in history of F1. This boy will not just dominate F1, he will dominate the whole universe! Even our forum's alternate universe has no chance!
And MaxiAttack drives for Marussia, while Taki Inoue has driven for Simtek. Coincidence? I think not!

Even Parallel Universes and Galaxy's and alien Planets haven't got a chance of beating the Boy from surrey. Even the Daleks couldn't beat him.

Even a hybrid of Jack Christopherson, Chris Dagnall and Daniel Melrose couldn't beat him.

watka · Post by **watka** » 22 Sep 2013, 22:49

Yeah, but even with all that hair gel, Max is not as cool as HWNSNBM and never will be:

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 23 Sep 2013, 05:47

FullMetalJack wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
This wrote:Be careful what you wish for, before you know it, this will turn into a CHILTONWINSLOL, and he will become the most hated driver in history of F1. This boy will not just dominate F1, he will dominate the whole universe! Even our forum's alternate universe has no chance!
And MaxiAttack drives for Marussia, while Taki Inoue has driven for Simtek. Coincidence? I think not!

Even Parallel Universes and Galaxy's and alien Planets haven't got a chance of beating the Boy from surrey. Even the Daleks couldn't beat him.

Even a hybrid of James James Davies, Jack Christopherson, Chris Dagnall and Daniel Melrose couldn't beat him.

Fixed.

Post by **Ataxia** » 23 Sep 2013, 20:02

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
This wrote:Be careful what you wish for, before you know it, this will turn into a CHILTONWINSLOL, and he will become the most hated driver in history of F1. This boy will not just dominate F1, he will dominate the whole universe! Even our forum's alternate universe has no chance!
And MaxiAttack drives for Marussia, while Taki Inoue has driven for Simtek. Coincidence? I think not!

Even Parallel Universes and Galaxy's and alien Planets haven't got a chance of beating the Boy from surrey. Even the Daleks couldn't beat him.

Freeze-O-Kimi, in the Racing Drivers' Strengths and Weaknesses thread some time ago wrote:I live in Reality mate. The Chiltoncraze will never grab me you hear NEVER.

IT'S HAPPENED!

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 23 Sep 2013, 20:05

Ataxia wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
This wrote:Be careful what you wish for, before you know it, this will turn into a CHILTONWINSLOL, and he will become the most hated driver in history of F1. This boy will not just dominate F1, he will dominate the whole universe! Even our forum's alternate universe has no chance!
And MaxiAttack drives for Marussia, while Taki Inoue has driven for Simtek. Coincidence? I think not!

Even Parallel Universes and Galaxy's and alien Planets haven't got a chance of beating the Boy from surrey. Even the Daleks couldn't beat him.

Freeze-O-Kimi, in the Racing Drivers' Strengths and Weaknesses thread some time ago wrote:I live in Reality mate. The Chiltoncraze will never grab me you hear NEVER.

IT'S HAPPENED!

It was inevitable really...the lure of fake tan and hair gel was just too much for young Kimi

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 23 Sep 2013, 20:08

takagi_for_the_win wrote:It was inevitable really...the lure of fake tan and hair gel was just too much for young Kimi

I realized this is actually a fun thing to do (Sorry Rachel but I had to betray you). Now all we need to do is convert those on sky who doubt him into believers that he is the messiah.

BTW I will give you permission to call me Freeze

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 23 Sep 2013, 20:27

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:It was inevitable really...the lure of fake tan and hair gel was just too much for young Kimi

I realized this is actually a fun thing to do (Sorry Rachel but I had to betray you). Now all we need to do is convert those on sky who doubt him into believers that he is the messiah.

This. I would be prepared to propose such awesomeness

BTW I will give you permission to call me Freeze

Okay Freeze 8-)

But you are implanted in my brain as Kimi, and the fact that I will easily remember Freeze is less that Délétraz's chances of winning a race in this year's Red Bull :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 23 Sep 2013, 22:46

takagi_for_the_win wrote:
Ataxia wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi, in the Racing Drivers' Strengths and Weaknesses thread some time ago wrote:I live in Reality mate. The Chiltoncraze will never grab me you hear NEVER.

IT'S HAPPENED!

It was inevitable really...the lure of fake tan and hair gel was just too much for young Kimi

That was enough to lure me in. I mean, who could resist that haircut?

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 26 Sep 2013, 18:23

FullMetalJack wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:It was inevitable really...the lure of fake tan and hair gel was just too much for young Kimi

That was enough to lure me in. I mean, who could resist that haircut?

Not gonna lie, it was the fake tan that drew me in. Being a hormonal teenager, the second I see fake tan I just assume the human wearing it is an easy woman and thus latch straight on.... :oops:

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:BTW I will give you permission to call me Freeze

Anyone else think that this sounds just like the kind of thing The Artist Formerly Known As Prince would say?

Post by **Londoner** » 26 Sep 2013, 18:27

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:BTW I will give you permission to call me Freeze

To be honest, I still call you Kimi-ICE.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 30 Sep 2013, 20:06

Korea preview

Max Chilton, Marussia
“I took a lot of positives away from my first night race in Singapore. Although Korea is a very different circuit, I feel there is a real momentum building now which I am obviously keen to maintain, so between the sim sessions, engineering meetings and my training, I’m feeling very focused. The Korea International Circuit marks another new experience. I understand the track to be quite slippery and the wide range of corners make it interesting to drive. I look forward to my first experience of it this weekend.”

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 30 Sep 2013, 20:09

Jocke1 wrote:Korea preview

Max Chilton, Marussia
“I took a lot of positives away from my first night race in Singapore. Although Korea is a very different circuit, I feel there is a real momentum building now which I am obviously keen to maintain, so between the sim sessions, engineering meetings and my training, I’m feeling very focused. The Korea International Circuit marks another new experience. I understand the track to be quite slippery and the wide range of corners make it interesting to drive. I look forward to my first experience of it this weekend.”

Hopefully Max can overcome the fact he has never raced at this circuit (or the next few for that matter) and get a good result.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 30 Sep 2013, 20:35

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:Korea preview

Max Chilton, Marussia
“I took a lot of positives away from my first night race in Singapore. Although Korea is a very different circuit, I feel there is a real momentum building now which I am obviously keen to maintain, so between the sim sessions, engineering meetings and my training, I’m feeling very focused. The Korea International Circuit marks another new experience. I understand the track to be quite slippery and the wide range of corners make it interesting to drive. I look forward to my first experience of it this weekend.”

Hopefully Max can overcome the fact he has never raced at this circuit (or the next few for that matter) and get a good result.

Of course he can overcome that because he is INVINCIBLE

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 30 Sep 2013, 20:37

roblomas52 wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Hopefully Max can overcome the fact he has never raced at this circuit (or the next few for that matter) and get a good result.

Of course he can overcome that because he is INVINCIBLE

And Indestructible and Indefeatible and I might add Insatible for the ladies with that debonair hair

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 30 Sep 2013, 20:58

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Hopefully Max can overcome the fact he has never raced at this circuit (or the next few for that matter) and get a good result.

Of course he can overcome that because he is INVINCIBLE

And Indestructible and Indefeatible and I might add Insatible for the ladies with that debonair hair

Plus inflammable because, when he wants to be, he is on fire (performance-wise)?

watka · Post by **watka** » 30 Sep 2013, 22:53

Funny then that it was actually Bianchi's car that was on fire and rolling backwards down the circuit earlier in the season.

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 01 Oct 2013, 20:59

watka wrote:Funny then that it was actually Bianchi's car that was on fire and rolling backwards down the circuit earlier in the season.

It's funny that Bianchi was on fire 4 times this year, and then he fell behind, succumbing to the irresistible, attractive, fast and flat out awesome Chilton.