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2014 Silly Season Thread
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go_Rubens wrote:IceG wrote:Are the engines for 2014 frozen or can manufacturers continue development through the year?
If they are frozen then a really weak engine dooms the teams who use it to oblivion from the second race...
That could kick off a few in-year inter-team moves depending on how smart the performance clauses are.
Development on engines will be allowed next year, and probably the next few years after that, and then they'll freeze them. Well, that's the most likely scenario anyway.
The rumour is that development will be tapered off - 2014 would be reasonably free, but from 2015 onwards tighter restrictions come in until, in 2018, we are more or less back to where we are now (i.e. where only ancillaries and small components, like intake valves, can be developed under tight restrictions).
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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Marussia trying to merge with Caterham, Sauber or Williams..
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Marilliams? Saubussia? Marerham? The possibilities are endless...
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Marilliams? Saubussia? Marerham? The possibilities are endless...
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Shizuka wrote:I think we should wait until the first races in 2014 are over.
Remember when last year Hamilton announced the move to Mercedes? Despite many of us thinking it will be a bad move for him, it turned out to be good as McLaren went for a 1980-ish disaster, and Merc had a decent year.
In fact, that move has allowed him to continue his strike of winning at least one race every season. That's something no one else in the current field can say (although, if we don't count half seasons, then Vettel would also qualify for it).
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CoopsII wrote:Marilliams?
Get David Richards and Prodrive on board as well! They had plans of bringing the Aston Martin name back to F1, so we could then have a Marillion car that's lavender blue (dilly dilly).
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Meatwad wrote:CoopsII wrote:Marilliams?
Get David Richards and Prodrive on board as well! They had plans of bringing the Aston Martin name back to F1, so we could then have a Marillion car that's lavender blue (dilly dilly).
I think you're Clutching At Straws there matey...
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I have no Fish to contribute to the confusion of the youngsters who might be reading this thread wondering what all the Marillion jokes are about. I can imagine their brains dissolving like sugar mice in the rain. I'll just... let myself trout.
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dinizintheoven wrote:I have no Fish to contribute to the confusion of the youngsters who might be reading this thread wondering what all the Marillion jokes are about. I can imagine their brains dissolving like sugar mice in the rain. I'll just... let myself trout.
So, I'm guessing it's nothing to do with Marill, then?
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Apparently the Sahara group has bought more shares in the Force India team and that brings some much needed liquid funds. Good for Hülkenberg to secure a seat, even though it was more or less obvious he would be on the grid. At the end of the day, the Force India car, with McLaren technology and Merc engines, might prove to be a better package than the Allison-less Lotus, not to talk about the unstable situation at Lotus as a whole.
The second seat should go to someone who can actually drive and someone who can test Hülkenberg, I'd choose Perez but I am afraid they might go with Sutil. Hülkenberg doesn't have anything to gain from being partnered with Sutil - except for maybe a clearer no. 1 status within the team - because if Nico beats Sutil, it is expected and so on. I want to see Perez vs. Hülkenberg.
But maybe Perez rather wants no. 1 status at Sauber?
The second seat should go to someone who can actually drive and someone who can test Hülkenberg, I'd choose Perez but I am afraid they might go with Sutil. Hülkenberg doesn't have anything to gain from being partnered with Sutil - except for maybe a clearer no. 1 status within the team - because if Nico beats Sutil, it is expected and so on. I want to see Perez vs. Hülkenberg.
But maybe Perez rather wants no. 1 status at Sauber?
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I'm kinda hoping the Force keep Sutil, Perez goes to Sauber and due to that they no longer need Gutierrez for their Telmex funding, so bring Kobayashi back instead. I can but hope. ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
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Hey guys, wonder whatever happened to HEIL DER SKORPIONEN!!
eytl wrote:I agree. Especially when he talks about one's nerves sending signals 111a and 6783 etc. to the brain upon seeing Ericsson's hairdo.
He's got it all wrong. When I see Ericsson and Chilton's hairdos, the only signal going to my brain is 1049.
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Just seen this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/25220593
Goodbye Korea then. Well it gave us a good send off with the fire truck-
And no Mexico or New Jersey. Of course
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/25220593
Goodbye Korea then. Well it gave us a good send off with the fire truck-
And no Mexico or New Jersey. Of course
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rachel1990 wrote:Just seen this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/25220593
Goodbye Korea then. Well it gave us a good send off with the fire track-
And no Mexico or New Jersey. Of course
I'm a bit mixed over Korea on one hand i love the track especially that last sector but on the other the atmosphere is completely soulless. Plus it's usually prone to strange events like the astroturf and the Fire Truck
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So what happened to the mythical 20 Grand Prix a season? It appears we'll have another 19-race season.
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andrew2209 wrote:So what happened to the mythical 20 Grand Prix a season? It appears we'll have another 19-race season.
Korean bin emptying happened. Or, rather, it didn't.
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With no Mexico and especially no NJ (Thank God) Austin will have another year to grow. This is only good news for us in the USA.
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With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?
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watka wrote:With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?![]()
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watka wrote:With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?![]()
Quite honestly, I think that's actually awesome.
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watka wrote:With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?![]()
Isn't rob taking place in about 700 avatar challenges? If so it will be about a week before he has to wear a different penalty avatar.
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Abu Dhabi season closer?? Argghh
Now Interlagos would be another chaos race, while Abu Dhabi is duller than 2009 Valencia
I guess I'm way too pesimistic ? :S
Why not USGP alternate between NJ and COTA? Or even Road America. Or....OVAL ?
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Now Interlagos would be another chaos race, while Abu Dhabi is duller than 2009 Valencia
I guess I'm way too pesimistic ? :S
Why not USGP alternate between NJ and COTA? Or even Road America. Or....OVAL ?
Gonna miss Korean GP
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go_Rubens wrote:watka wrote:With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?![]()
Quite honestly, I think that's actually awesome.
Quite honestly, I cant actually see it as it just looks like a gray square.
Edit: It must have been the computers at collage.
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Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
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AxelP800 wrote:Why not USGP alternate between NJ and COTA? Or even Road America. Or....OVAL ?
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Caterham are apparently looking for an "experienced driver". Would Kobayashi count as "experienced", or am I clutching at straws?
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Nuppiz wrote:watka wrote:With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?![]()
Could it be resized a bit more please as it is too big by 0.65 kilobytes?
Thanks
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
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andrew2209 wrote:Caterham are apparently looking for an "experienced driver". Would Kobayashi count as "experienced", or am I clutching at straws?
I suppose that he would count as an experienced driver, but it isn't as if there is a shortage of experienced drivers on the market.
Caterham already had one experienced under contract in the form of their test driver, Kovalainen, and if anything it would make more sense to put him back in the seat than Kobayashi given that Kovalainen already has a strong working relationship and prior experience with the team, not to mention more experience in total (nearly twice as many race starts (111) than Kobayashi (60)). I think that it is more likely to be Heikki rather than Kamui who'd get the seat in that instance given those factors...
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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Looking at the 2014 calendar changes,the FIA have done good on that. New Jersey was never going to make it,Mexico came out of the blue and Korea was thankfully dumped.
However...I'll miss Korea. Probably because Yeongam was a track that was simply...rejectful. The layout was unimaginative, the marshaling was weak,the plans surrounding the track never got past construction,making the atmosphere surrounding it duller than a calculator. Hell,even the AstroTurf was rejectful. But I liked it for that,being the most rejectful race on the calendar. And, on a site like F1 Rejects,we like those wacky moments.
And,for that,I'll miss Korea.
However...I'll miss Korea. Probably because Yeongam was a track that was simply...rejectful. The layout was unimaginative, the marshaling was weak,the plans surrounding the track never got past construction,making the atmosphere surrounding it duller than a calculator. Hell,even the AstroTurf was rejectful. But I liked it for that,being the most rejectful race on the calendar. And, on a site like F1 Rejects,we like those wacky moments.
And,for that,I'll miss Korea.
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roblomas52 wrote:Nuppiz wrote:watka wrote:With NJ officially confirmed as not on the 2014 calendar, could someone please resize this for Rob?![]()
Could it be resized a bit more please as it is too big by 0.65 kilobytes?
Thanks
Hmm? The avatar file size restriction was bumped up quite some time ago and is now 14.65 KiB, and the resize I made should fit well within that limit.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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I honestly predict that Maldonado will match Grosjean in a couple of races and be nowhere near him for the rest. And that he will act like a tool while doing so.
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Nuppiz wrote:roblomas52 wrote:Nuppiz wrote:
Could it be resized a bit more please as it is too big by 0.65 kilobytes?
Thanks
Hmm? The avatar file size restriction was bumped up quite some time ago and is now 14.65 KiB, and the resize I made should fit well within that limit.
I tried it on my own profilemand it worked just fine... Not sure of the problem Rob has.
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Nico wants challenging team mate
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Nice he has ambitions and a willingness to for a challenge. Force India have yet to announce their second driver but the feeling around the paddock is that it will be Checo. Strong driver line up, even stronger than the di Resta-Hulkenberg line up of 2012. How do we think that FI will do next year?
Nice he has ambitions and a willingness to for a challenge. Force India have yet to announce their second driver but the feeling around the paddock is that it will be Checo. Strong driver line up, even stronger than the di Resta-Hulkenberg line up of 2012. How do we think that FI will do next year?
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Um, I think this could have been posted in the 2014 Silly Season thread.
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go_Rubens wrote:Not sure of the problem Rob has.
Sour grapes at losing?
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dr-baker wrote:go_Rubens wrote:Not sure of the problem Rob has.
Sour grapes at losing?
No, it's most likley to be down to the file format but it should work if I change it into GIF
EDIT: it was to do with the file type
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Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
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I will just leave this here....
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WeirdKerr wrote:I will just leave this here....
Jesus, don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack.
But don't fear, MaxAttack isn't abandoning his beloved Marussia just yet. That snap is from the 2011 YDT at Abu Dhabi.
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WeirdKerr wrote:I will just leave this here....
That was 2 years ago.
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AFdC has been announced as Red Bull reserve driver. I personally thought he should have got Kvyat's drive as the Russian doesn't as much experience.
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OsellaFA1L wrote:AFdC has been announced as Red Bull reserve driver. I personally thought he should have got Kvyat's drive as the Russian doesn't as much experience.
For now, I think that will be Antonio's big break. I wonder what he'll race next year, as I have read RBR want him on race weekends to do work in the simulator.
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go_Rubens wrote:OsellaFA1L wrote:AFdC has been announced as Red Bull reserve driver. I personally thought he should have got Kvyat's drive as the Russian doesn't as much experience.
For now, I think that will be Antonio's big break. I wonder what he'll race next year, as I have read RBR want him on race weekends to do work in the simulator.
He's driving for BMW in DTM.
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