HWNSNBM Facts

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:47

Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Here's an interesting HWNSNBM fact: some time ago, I was talking about the site and the forum to a friend, and I came to mentions the HWNSNBM meme. Oh, how we laughed... until he asked me what the real name of the driver was and I couldn't remember it for the life of me...

I've also tried to extend HWNSNBM's legacy...to no avail. Blase them.

As have I, as was previously mentioned, in class. Didn't go down well.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:59

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Here's an interesting HWNSNBM fact: some time ago, I was talking about the site and the forum to a friend, and I came to mentions the HWNSNBM meme. Oh, how we laughed... until he asked me what the real name of the driver was and I couldn't remember it for the life of me...

I've also tried to extend HWNSNBM's legacy...to no avail. Blase them.

As have I, as was previously mentioned, in class. Didn't go down well.

It's not so bad to be called freak. A lot of people call this to another lot of people, and in the reverse.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 20 Jan 2010, 20:06

Phoenix wrote:It's not so bad to be called freak. A lot of people call this to another lot of people, and in the reverse.

I wasn't insulted or anything, there was just a small silence after which the teacher said 'OK, moving on...'

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 20 Jan 2010, 22:21

I mentioned him once...but my friends seem to get the impression he is some form of ninja rather than a god.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 20 Jan 2010, 22:27

kostas22 wrote:I mentioned him once...but my friends seem to get the impression he is some form of ninja rather than a god.

It's about the same, I reckon.

watka · Post by **watka** » 20 Jan 2010, 23:20

kostas22 wrote:I mentioned him once...but my friends seem to get the impression he is some form of ninja rather than a god.

Damn those HWNSNBM non-believers! Is what I would say if I wasn't a Christian.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Jan 2010, 23:29

In space HWNSNBM can hear you scream

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 21 Jan 2010, 22:37

HWNSNBM is the man in the moon....

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Jan 2010, 22:40

Setec Astronomy is an anagram of HWNSNBM

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 22 Jan 2010, 07:52

All the posts here have been written by HWNSNBM. There is no such thing as free will.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jan 2010, 15:06

madcat wrote:All the posts here have been written by HWNSNBM. There is no such thing as free will.

No, he just makes sure they are posted on the forum.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 22 Jan 2010, 21:34

That's No moon, its HWNSNBM!
May the HWNSNBM be with you!
no, I AM HWNSNBM!
HWNSNBM has a bad feeling about this.

I am HWNSNBM, Resistance is futile!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jan 2010, 22:47

DonTirri wrote:That's No moon, its HWNSNBM!
May the HWNSNBM be with you!
no, I AM HWNSNBM!
HWNSNBM has a bad feeling about this.

I am HWNSNBM, Resistance is futile!

No, you're DonTirri, so please retract yourself of what you said before it's too late.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:01

"my name is HWNSNBM, I had an accident and woke up in 1973, am i mad? in a coma,? travelled back in time?.....all i know is......oh im awake its 2010, carry on"

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:05

ADx_Wales wrote:"my name is HWNSNBM, I had an accident and woke up in 1973, am i mad, in a coma, travelled back in time.....all i know is......oh im awake its 2010, carry on"

Epic.

'Now the story of a wealthy family, who lost everything, and HWNSNBM who had no choice to keep them all together'.

'I can't do this on my own, no I'm no HWNSNBM'.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:06

Oh my HWNSNBM...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:10

HWNSNBM Goes up to 12, He's 2 louder.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:12

I have difficulties to understand most of the references.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:14

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Goes up to 12, He's 2 louder.

If I didn't have a 'different' signature, I'd use that.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:19

In "This is Spinal Tap" a comedy about a rock band, the lead guitarist has an amplifier on which the dials go up to 11 unlike the others that go up to 10, and theres a common-sense argument started by the interviewer which is "why not make 10 louder?"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:21

ADx_Wales wrote:In "This is Spinal Tap" a comedy about a rock band, the lead guitarist has an amplifier on which the dials go up to 11 unlike the others that go up to 10, and theres a common-sense argument started by the interviewer which is "why not make 10 louder?"

We don't get these series in Spain. We have some American ones, but not English ones.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:22

Phoenix wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:In "This is Spinal Tap" a comedy about a rock band, the lead guitarist has an amplifier on which the dials go up to 11 unlike the others that go up to 10, and theres a common-sense argument started by the interviewer which is "why not make 10 louder?"

We don't get these series in Spain. We have some American ones, but not English ones.

It's a movie. A brilliant one, that I'm surprised you haven't heard of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:25

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:In "This is Spinal Tap" a comedy about a rock band, the lead guitarist has an amplifier on which the dials go up to 11 unlike the others that go up to 10, and theres a common-sense argument started by the interviewer which is "why not make 10 louder?"

We don't get these series in Spain. We have some American ones, but not English ones.

It's a movie. A brilliant one, that I'm surprised you haven't heard of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY

I've always been distracted...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:36

All speed cameras in britain are monitored by HWNSNBM in order stop people going as fast as him

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 22 Jan 2010, 23:48

"HWNSNBM: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law".

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. [...] If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the HWNSNBM-Team."

Also (and probably more obscure): "I am HWNSNBM-Paw. This is my forest. And I am not afraid. " (Hint: There is a connection to a former F1-Team!)

We could also perhaps do this as a quiz (although probably in another thread): The person who can answer, which movie/tv-show/whatever a reference is from, can post the next HWNSNMB-reference, and so on.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 23 Jan 2010, 00:21

Knight Rider and A-team. dunno the third.

In AD 2010
War was beginning
Bernie: What happen?
Max: Somebody set up us the Piquet jr.
Jean: We get signal
Bernie: What!
Jean: Publicocrapmeter turn on.
Bernie: It's you!!
HWNSNBM: How are you gentlemen!!
HWNSNBM: All your race are belong to us.
HWNSNBM: F1 are on the way to destruction.
Bernie: What you say?
HWNSNBM: You have no chance to survive make your time
HWNSNBM: HA HA HA HA....

F1, the final frontier. These are the voyages of HWNSNBM. his continuing mission-- to explore strange new tracks, to seek out new teams and new rejects, to boldly race where no one has raced before.

This is Madness!
Madness? THIS IS HWNSNBM!

Why so serious? Lets put a little HWNSNBM on that face!

It was the dawn of the third age of Privatees, ten years after the Manufuncturer invasion. The HWNSNBM Project was a dream given form. Its goal: to prevent the manufuncuters from taking over by creating a series where Privateers and manufuncturers could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call, home away from home for teams, drivers, engineers, and rejects. Privateers and manufuncturers wrapped in two hour, two hundred mile race of guts and attrition, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of the great HWNSNBM. The year is 2010. The name of the place is Formula 1.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Jan 2010, 00:32

This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf, the crew are dead, killed by HWNSNBM

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Jan 2010, 04:31

All your grand prix are belong to HWNSNBM

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Jan 2010, 11:40

This is the HWNSNBM dance!

watka · Post by **watka** » 23 Jan 2010, 12:21

ADx_Wales wrote:This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf, the crew are dead, killed by HWNSNBM

Hey, don't bring Craig Charles into this.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 23 Jan 2010, 12:26

"I didn't expect HWNSNBM"
*HWNSNBM storms in*
"NOBODY EXPECTS HWNSNBM!"
First person to guess which comedy show I stole that from will win a congratulatory clap :lol:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Jan 2010, 12:34

Wizzie wrote:"I didn't expect HWNSNBM"
*HWNSNBM storms in*
"NOBODY EXPECTS HWNSNBM!"
First person to guess which comedy show I stole that from will win a congratulatory clap

Monty Python... who doesn't know that?

To answer my own question - probably Phoenix.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Jan 2010, 13:23

Your not the first

I decided to post somewhere.one line from the life of brian based on the jehovah man's stoneing...i said to my wife was ''that piece of halibut was good enough for zsolt baumgartner''

Bring it on

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Jan 2010, 13:42

watka wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf, the crew are dead, killed by HWNSNBM

Hey, don't bring Craig Charles into this.

Was actually attempting the intro speech by norman lovetts holly

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 23 Jan 2010, 13:57

Falvio: [voice-over] My name is Flavio. I used to be a team principal. Until...
Max: [phone rings] We got a HWNSNBM-notice on you. You're blacklisted.
Flavio: [voice-over] When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.
Flavio: Where am I?
one of his girlfriends: Miami.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Jan 2010, 18:14

Hi, I'm HWNSNBM, howdy howdy howdy.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 23 Jan 2010, 22:13

NSNBM. HWNSNBM.

(I know it doesn't make sense like that, but P_Friesacher posted the A-Team reference I wanted to make, so now you'll have to make do with a lousy James Bond one.)

LucaPacchiarini · Post by **LucaPacchiarini** » 24 Jan 2010, 00:58

He Was Not Speedy? Never Blame Minardi ! :mrgreen:

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 24 Jan 2010, 01:07

It was HWNSNBM that informed QI that the actual No of the beast is 616. His book of revelations has constantly been mis interpreted.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 24 Jan 2010, 01:12

Listen, and understand. HWNSNBM is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.