1 Liverpool 32 49 71
2 Chelsea 32 38 69
3 Man City 30 52 67
4 Arsenal 32 19 64
We'll have our perch back now, ta.
1 Liverpool 32 49 71
2 Chelsea 32 38 69
3 Man City 30 52 67
4 Arsenal 32 19 64
Enforcer wrote:1 Liverpool 32 49 71
2 Chelsea 32 38 69
3 Man City 30 52 67
4 Arsenal 32 19 64
We'll have our perch back now, ta.
FullMetalJack wrote:We could be following in Watford's footsteps soon
Yes, if this takeover happens, we could in theory become Lazio's feeder club.
If this happened last season, we could have had Mauro Zarate back
Biscione wrote:FullMetalJack wrote:We could be following in Watford's footsteps soon
Yes, if this takeover happens, we could in theory become Lazio's feeder club.
If this happened last season, we could have had Mauro Zarate back
Double edged sword this. One the one hand, you'll get a team that's going to do very well in the Championship...but that's about it. The owners won't fund the club to become a good Premier League club. You'll be consigned to bouncing between the PL and the C'ship forever.
If they do buy the club and send you lot Keita Balde Diao on loan though, you're sorted. He'll run rings around everyone in the Championship. You might also end up with Felipe Anderson, who looks to have some talent. However, at the moment Lazio are overloaded with crappy defenders, you'll probably end up with the utterly hopeless Giuseppe Biava
Aerospeed wrote:Barca just got shiprekd
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Aerospeed wrote:Barca just got shiprekd
I can already see what's going to happen. Barca will appeal this, and for various legal reasons, said appeal will be continuously delayed until after the summer transfer window, by which stage they will have signed replacements for Puyol and Valdes, along with a bunch of 19 Spaniards nobody's ever heard of. It'll be business as usual at the Nou Camp next season, mark my words
watka wrote:There is an ominous shadow looming over the footballing world. And that shadow is Red Bull.
I came across the latest Austrian League standings and just look at the domination by RB Salzburg. They make Celtic look like part-timers: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/bunde ... rb_A1.html
Even more ominous is that they have not just one, but two players average more than a goal a game in the league: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/stati ... asics.html
This is also the team that took apart Ajax 3-0 in Amsterdam in the Europa League (let's conveniently ignore they lost 3-1 at home and then got knocked out by Basel in the next round).
I'm telling you, THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE BEAUTIFUL GAME.
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Hell, Birmingham could probably do well in the Austrian Bundesliga if we're being brutally honest.
takagi_for_the_win wrote:No, if it's domination you want, look to Bavaria. Bayern have been scarily good this year, and with Pep now familiar with all his players, I can't see much domestic competition for them for several years; especially if they keep nabbing Dortmund's best players
watka wrote:There is an ominous shadow looming over the footballing world. And that shadow is Red Bull.
I came across the latest Austrian League standings and just look at the domination by RB Salzburg. They make Celtic look like part-timers: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/bunde ... rb_A1.html
Even more ominous is that they have not just one, but two players average more than a goal a game in the league: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/stati ... asics.html
This is also the team that took apart Ajax 3-0 in Amsterdam in the Europa League (let's conveniently ignore they lost 3-1 at home and then got knocked out by Basel in the next round).
FullMetalJack wrote:No we couldn't. We've hit a new low this season, that was confirmed when we lost 2-0 at home to Yeovil, and despite not even being that good, the played us off the park. It's got to the point where watching us play at home as practically become a chore, but I go anyway as I need to stick by my team, and because i'm a season ticket holder, *Yes I know it was a questionable idea, I don't know why I bothered either* so I don't have to pay to see any game.
Klon wrote:watka wrote:There is an ominous shadow looming over the footballing world. And that shadow is Red Bull.
I came across the latest Austrian League standings and just look at the domination by RB Salzburg. They make Celtic look like part-timers: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/bunde ... rb_A1.html
Even more ominous is that they have not just one, but two players average more than a goal a game in the league: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/stati ... asics.html
This is also the team that took apart Ajax 3-0 in Amsterdam in the Europa League (let's conveniently ignore they lost 3-1 at home and then got knocked out by Basel in the next round).
I ... I ... just don't have a slowpoke picture that is sufficient to convey the slowness. That is why I will respond to that post in exactly two years from this day on.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
go_Rubens wrote:Liverpool are the Forza Rossa of the Premier League. That was a great game against Manchester City. Everyone did their job as they should have. Except for the guy who got the red card at the 93 minute mark.
That was football at its best for me. Worth paying to see.
watka wrote:Something like this will do nicely
dinizintheoven wrote:Barbazza wrote:Haven't Hinckley been doing something similar in the Conference North?
They were certainly in line for the next nomination - with one game to go, it's P41 W2 D4 L35 F33 A141. That's a goal difference of -108 - not quite as hideous as Hucknall Town's, but almost - and of the 10 points they've won, three were deducted for failing to pay creditors, and another three were lost when they missed a fixture against Bishop's Stortford (which I used to live just a stone's throw from). Losing over half your points from off-the-field misdemeanours can be considered very rejectful, but Hinckley, like Hucknall, are on the very edge of survival - both clubs have been long since relegated but it's unknown if either of them will make it as far as next season.
In a further skewer through the face of clubs beginning with H, Henley Town of the Hellenic League Division One East haven't won a game all season. Their ship is sinking faster than a rowing boat at the Regatta that's been hit by a torpedo: one game to go and it's P27 W0 D4 L23 F30 A114. Four points, a goal difference of -84, and they're as much in trouble as the others I've mentioned - they played in the Hellenic Premier Leagure last season, finished out of the relegation places but were forced down a division for "not building a stand to fulfil league requirements". Presumably their ground is little more than a pitch with some rudimentary terraces and a lot of open space. They almost collapsed last season but opted to play this season in Division One East, and it's not gone well to say the least. However, their website does point out that the all-time rejects of the Hellenic League are Princes Risborough Town, who played in the league's first season in 1953-54 and lost every match!
And on that note, here's the one I was looking for the other day; pole position for Football Rejects Of The Season are Woodford United, of the Southern League Division One Central. With 41 games played and only one to go... like Princes Risborough Town half a century ago, Woodford have lost all their games. They've hit the back of the net a mere 20 times, less than once every two games on average, have allowed 183 goals to spill past them, and it's hard to see how it could get any worse. However, in this division, the penalties for fielding an ineligible player are very harsh - Chalfont St. Peter did exactly that and were docked 15 points, which (strangely) has only cost them five places in the table - they weren't going to be promoted, nor were they ever in relegation trouble, but then... there's only one relegation place, and even Leighton Town, with their miserable record of W6 D5 L30 for all of 23 points, were long since safe due to Woodford's cataclysmically awful performance on the field. There's one game to go, at third in the table Godalming Town, and I suppose it's not a case of whether or not Woodford will lose, merely how much they will lose by.
The season's results read like an ever-increasing horror story. Having kept the scoreline of their opening day fixture away at North Greenford United to a respectable 1-0, they only managed to lose by a single goal four more times in the season - one 1-0 result, two 2-1s, and this gem: Reject Moment of the season could have been when they managed to score four times in a home match on 18th December... but allowed Leighton Town put five past them. The number of times they've shipped four or five goals in the season is more than I'm prepared to count, and higher scorelines aren't at all uncommon; once Beaconsfield SYCOB had put six past them on 27th October, the rot properly set in. Six times the goalie has been fishing seven balls out the net (courtesy of Chertsey Town, Burnham, Chalfont St. Peter, Rugby Town, Aylesbury, and Burnham again), Thatcham Town scored eight... but surely the worst sight for Woodford fans, if there are any left, was watching the two occasions in March when Biggleswade Town and Ashford Town racked up a double-figure score. Ten-nil both times, separated by only 11 days, and both of those results had just come after the 7-0 hammerings from Rugby and Aylesbury.
Here's an interesting article that goes some way to explaining how Woodford United have found themselves as the Southern League's punching bag this season. The article also mentions how Cornard United, of the Eastern Counties League Division One, had also lost all their matches up to that point - but since then, they've won one and drawn one and will most likely end the season on four points, as Henley Town will - it seems, though, that there is nowhere for Cornard to be relegated to and they may well end up facing the same trial again next season.
Formula One Rejects salutes this season's Football Rejects. They even play in colours that scream "Life Racing Engines!" louder than the emphysema-riddled W12 could ever manage. If anyone can find a better nomination than this team, go for it.
This wrote:-Cercle is back to being the rubbish team they used to be last year
watka wrote:This wrote:-Cercle is back to being the rubbish team they used to be last year
Huzzah, complete mediocrity for my team! At least we managed to beat Club in one of the derbies this season.
How good has Thorgan Hazard been this season?
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese
Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
tommykl wrote:Meanwhile, Standard is finding new ways of choking away the championship. Again.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
This wrote:I haven't posted a meanwhile in Belgium for a while, so what has happened since?
-Club Brugge just fails to deliver when they have the chances
eytl wrote:This wrote:I haven't posted a meanwhile in Belgium for a while, so what has happened since?
-Club Brugge just fails to deliver when they have the chances
How's Mat Ryan going in goal for them? Having come from my beloved A-League team the Central Coast Mariners and looking likely to be the Socceroos goalkeeper at the World Cup, what's his form like?
And did I read somewhere correctly that Michel Preud'homme is their head coach? It can only do Mat Ryan good to be coached by one of the greatest keepers the world has ever seen.
And can I just mention, RIP Dylan Tombides. Would've been a chance to lead the front line for the Socceroos in Brazil this year, certainly in Russia in 2018 and Qatar in 2022 (assuming we made it). A great talent lost just as the Australian team is struggling for quality strikers. A wonderful tribute to see West Ham retire his shirt number and dedicate a tribute to him at the start of the match against Crystal Palace. And, whilst Palace won 1-0, fitting that the winning penalty was scored by their captain Mile Jedinak, who may well be Socceroos captain at the World Cup.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
eytl wrote:And can I just mention, RIP Dylan Tombides. Would've been a chance to lead the front line for the Socceroos in Brazil this year, certainly in Russia in 2018 and Qatar in 2022 (assuming we made it). A great talent lost just as the Australian team is struggling for quality strikers. A wonderful tribute to see West Ham retire his shirt number and dedicate a tribute to him at the start of the match against Crystal Palace. And, whilst Palace won 1-0, fitting that the winning penalty was scored by their captain Mile Jedinak, who may well be Socceroos captain at the World Cup.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
East Londoner wrote:So, the news is confirmed. Moyes has been handed his P45 this morning.
I'm sorry, but that's a disgraceful decision. The bloke had less than a year in the job. People seem to forget that when the Hairdryer took charge in 1986, his first season was crap as well...
But I suppose that's the sad nature of football nowadays...
East Londoner wrote:So, the news is confirmed. Moyes has been handed his P45 this morning.
I'm sorry, but that's a disgraceful decision. The bloke had less than a year in the job. People seem to forget that when the Hairdryer took charge in 1986, his first season was crap as well...
But I suppose that's the sad nature of football nowadays...
FMecha wrote:In case you don't hear it, Giggs is the interim manager of United.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.