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What was the first record you bought?
NR: Elton John’s Lion King soundtrack.
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What was the first record you bought?
NR: Elton John’s Lion King soundtrack.
Calmes
Nico, do you solemnly swear that
the testimony you will give in this
briefing will be the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth so help you Bernie?
Rosberg
Yes I do.
Calmes
Would you state your name and rank for the record please?
Rosberg
Nico Rosberg, Formula One race driver for Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team.
Calmes
Thank you, Nico, would you have a
seat, please.
Warwick
Nico, when you learned of
Lewis being faster than you on his final lap, you
had a meltdown in the cockpit, is that right?
Nico
Yes.
Toto Wolff
Objection. I'd like to know just
what Derek Warwick is implying?
Warwick
I'm implying simply that, at present,
Nico Rosberg is thought of as having pulled a 'Schumi'.
Warwick
Nico, during Q3 your engineer gave
an order, is that right?
Rosberg
I told him that my time wasn't to be touched.
Warwick
And did you give an order to the corner marshall as well?
Rosberg
I ordered to have my car
transferred off the circuit immediately.
Warwick
Why?
Rosberg
I felt that my life might be in
danger once word of the lock-up got
out.
Warwick
Grave danger?
Rosberg
Is there another kind?
Warwick
We have the telemetry showing that you
and your engineer planned this since Melbourne.
Rosberg
Ok. No comment.
Warwick
Nico, you flew up to Nice
early this morning, is that right?
Rosberg
Yes.
Warwick
Did you meet with anyone?
Rosberg
Yes, Pedro Diniz.
Warwick
Did you wear Mercedes apparell on the
plane?
Rosberg
I wore fatigues on the plane.
Warwick
And you brought your race suit
with you.
Rosberg
Yes.
Warwick
And a toothbrush? A shaving kit?
Change of underwear?
Niki Lauda
What is this?
Rosberg
I brought a change of clothes and
some personal items.
Warwick
Thank you.
Warwick
This is a record of all telephone
calls made from your motorhome in the
past 24 hours. After FP1, you made three calls.
I've highlighted those calls in
yellow. Do you recognize those
numbers?
Rosberg
I called Gaston Mazzacane in
La Plata, Argentina. I wanted to let him
know I'd be in town later on. The second call
was to set up a meeting with
Pedro Lamy, and the third
call was to my uncle Chet.
Warwick
Why did you make that call, Nico?
Rosberg
I thought he might like to have
dinner tonight.
Paddy Lowe
It's obvious
that Derek's intention this
afternoon is to smear a high ranking
driver in the desperate hope
that the mere appearance of
impropriety will win him points with
the FIA. It's my recommendation,
sirs, that Derek Warwick receive an
official reprimand
and that Nico be excused with
the FIA's deepest apologies.
Warwick
Is this funny, Nico?
Rosberg
No. It's not. It's tragic.
Warwick
Do you have an answer?
Rosberg
Absolutely. My answer is I don't
have the first damn clue.
Now are these really
the questions I was called here to
answer? Phone calls and footlockers?
Please tell me you've got something
more, Steward. Please tell me
there's an ace up your sleeve. Do you have any other questions for
me, Steward?
Rosberg
I'd appreciate it if he addressed me
as Driver or Monaco Winner. I believe I've
earned it.
I don't know what the hell kind of
an outfit you're running here.
Toto Wolff
Warwick will address Nico as Monaco Winner.
I'm quite certain he's earned it.
Rosberg
What would you like to discuss now!
My favorite color?
Warwick
Driver, the lock-up, was
it the first one this weekend?
Rosberg
Yes.
Warwick
There wasn't a lock-up in FP2?
Niki Lauda
Steward, I think we've covered
this, haven't we?
Paddy Lowe
Steward, these are the telemetries for both Jules Bianchi
and Pastor Maldonado. The
official team logs lists no lock-ups.
Toto Wolff
I don't understand. You're admitting
evidence of a lock-up that never
existed?
Warwick
We believe it did, sir.
Warwick
Driver a moment ago you said that
no lock-ups happened.
Rosberg
That's right.
Warwick
And your engineer was clear on what you
wanted?
Rosberg
Crystal.
Warwick
Any chance your engineer ignored the order?
Rosberg
Ignored the order?
Warwick
Any chance he just forgot about it?
Rosberg
No.
Warwick
Any chance your engineer left your motorhome
and said, "The WDC's son's wrong"?
Rosberg
No.
Warwick
When your engineer spoke to the track marshalls
and ordered them not to touch
your chassis, any chance they ignored
him?
Rosberg
Have you ever spent time in a GP2 car, Warwick?
Warwick
No sir.
Rosberg
Ever served in a hospitality area?
Warwick
No sir.
Rosberg
Ever put your life in another drivers
hands, ask him to put his life in
yours?
Warwick
No sir. But I did race many..
Rosberg
We follow orders, old man. We follow
orders or drivers die. It's that
simple. Are we clear?
Warwick
Yes sir.
Rosberg
Are we clear?
Warwick
Crystal.
Warwick
Driver, I have just one more question
before I call Lewis Hamilton. Oh he's not coming? Oh well, Driver If you gave an order
that your chassis wasn't to be touched,
and your orders are always followed,
then why would your chassis be in danger, why
would it be necessary to reverse it on the circuit?
Rosberg
My engineer is a sub-standard
employee.
Warwick
You said he always follows your orders.
Rosberg
Yes. That's correct, but..
Warwick
You said, "My chassis was in danger". I said,
"Grave danger". You said --
Rosberg
Yes, I recall what..
Warwick
I can have the Hearing Reporter read
back your --
Rosberg
I know what I said. I don't need it
read back to me like I'm a damn --
Warwick
Then why the lock-up?
Driver?
Why did you --
Rosberg
Sometimes drivers take matters into their
own hands.
Warwick
No sir. You made it clear just a
moment ago that you guys never take
matters into your own hands. You
drivers follow orders or people die. So
your chassis shouldn't have been in any
danger at all, should it,
Driver?
Rosberg
You little bastard.
Calmes
I have to ask for a recess to --
Warwick
I'd like an answer to the question,
Christian.
Warwick
If your engineer told the track marshalls that your chassis
wasn't to be touched, then why did
you have to put it in reverse?
Warwick
Driver?
Warwick
You caused the yellow flag, didn't
you? Because that's what you told
your engineer you would do.
Warwick
And when it went bad, you cut your
guys loose.
Calmes
Derek...
Warwick
You had Paddy Lowe sign a phony
statement to the FIA..
Calmes
Derek, for the love of...
Warwick
You doctored the log books and telemetry.
Calmes
Damn it, Derek!!
Warwick
I'll ask for the fourth time. You
ordered --
Rosberg
You want answers?
Warwick
I think I'm entitled to them.
Rosberg
You want answers?!
Warwick
I want the truth !!!!!!!
Rosberg
You can't handle the truth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosberg
Derek, we're at a circuit that has
walls. And those walls have to be
guarded by men with flags. Who's gonna
do it? You? You, Jose Abed? I
have a greater responsibility than
you can possibly fathom. You weep
for Hamilton and Vettel's ruined laps and you curse my mistake.
You have that luxury. You
have the luxury of not knowing what
I know. That my lock-up, while
tragic, probably saved lives. And my
existence, while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth. Because
deep down, in places you don't talk
about at parties, you want me in that car. You need me in that car.
We use words like overtaking, slipstream,
pole positions... we use these words as the
backbone to a life spent defending
something. You use 'em as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a
man who rises and sleeps with the pathetic F1 record of 146 Grands Prix and no wins,
then questions the manner in which I
race. I'd prefer you just said
thank you and went on your way.
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
drive and sit in a cockpit again. Either way,
I don't give a damn what you think
you're entitled to.
Warwick
Did you cause the yellow flag?
Rosberg
I did the job my team sent me to do.
Warwick
Did you cause the yellow flag?
Rosberg
You're goddamn right I did !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosberg
What the hell's going on?
Toto, what the hell's going on? I
did my job. I'd do it again. Now I'm
getting into my motorhome and going back to
my base.
Paul Gutjahr
Guard the driver.
Calmes
Guard the driver.
Rosberg
What the hell --
Calmes
Nico Rosberg, you have the right
to remain silent. Any statement you
do make can be used against you in a
trial by the FIA or other
judicial or administrative proceeding.
You have the right...
Rosberg
I'm being charged with a crime? I'm..
that's what this is ?
I'm being charged with a crime? I'm --
that's what's happening? This -- I'm --
this is funny, you know that, this
is --
Rosberg
I'm gonna tear your eyes right outta
your head and piss in your dead skull !!!!!!!!!!
You fu€ked with the wrong driver !!!
Rosberg
You fu€kin' people.
You have no idea how to defend a
position.
All you did was weaken a team
today, Warwick. That's all you did.
You put people in danger. Sweet
dreams, has-been.
Warwick
Don't call me has-been.
I'm a Race Steward of the
FIA. And you're under
arrest you sonofabitch.
Warwick
The driver is excused.
LeytonHouse wrote:To quote Lewis after the race, "We're not friends".
Enforcer wrote:LeytonHouse wrote:To quote Lewis after the race, "We're not friends".
He's going to sulk himself into losing the WDC at this rate.
Ferrim wrote:I'm starting to switch loyalties to Rosberg's side, even though if he takes it I will rue forever not to have bet on him for WDC, back when he was paid 20-1.
James1978 wrote:So was Hamilton turning the engine up in Spain the equivalent of Senna passing Prost at the restart at Imola 1989?
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
DemocalypseNow wrote: when eagleash of all people says you've gone too far about something you just know that's when to apply the brakes and do a U-turn.
mario wrote:Because of that, Toto Wolff is now stepping in to discipline his drivers by announcing that they will put measures in place to ensure that this doesn't happen again. However, I wouldn't be surprised if, sooner or later, we have a similar incident between the two drivers - given how competitive they are, one of them will surely be tempted to go for it even when they shouldn't.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
LellaLombardi wrote:The idolisation of Senna is not doing him any favours at all unfortunately. For starters, Senna's heyday was nearly 25 years ago now and the world has moved on greatly since then. Secondly, Ayrton had plenty of undesirable characteristics and lastly, trying to be anything other than yourself is foolish (although in Hamilton's case, being himself isn't so great either...)
Collieafc wrote:The whole Merc affiar is starting to feel like Ferrari 1990 with Prost and Mansell...
CoopsII wrote:Collieafc wrote:The whole Merc affiar is starting to feel like Ferrari 1990 with Prost and Mansell...
It isnt though is it? Not really. Its not Prost/Mansell or Prost/Senna, its all a media invention. Other than the title being at stake its barely Villeneuve/Frentzen.
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Jocke1 wrote:I managed to get a hold of the Mercedes post-qualifying drivers briefing transcript at a Russian website via Yahoo's search engine.
CoopsII wrote:And thus Comparing-any-and-every-team-mate-squabble-to Prost/Senna-gate was born....
johnston21 wrote:Looks like Warwick is having troubles stepping-back from his 5 minutes of fame from this past weekend as a steward.
CoopsII wrote:johnston21 wrote:Looks like Warwick is having troubles stepping-back from his 5 minutes of fame from this past weekend as a steward.
I think he's absolutely right though, Hamilton does need to man-up. He's beginning to sound like some sort of <gag> footballer or something
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Ataxia wrote:They've kissed and made up now.
Jocke1 wrote:Ataxia wrote:They've kissed and made up now.
Friends...not friends...friends...no wait! not friends.....still not friends...friends...
not...yes...no, not anymore...back as friends...definitely not friends....always friends....childhood friends...
yacht envy.....never were friends.....friends again!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
East Londoner wrote:It's like Hamilton hasn't got the ability to use his brain before opening his mouth.
East Londoner wrote:BUMP
Oh God, here we go again. It's like Hamilton hasn't got the ability to use his brain before opening his mouth.
East Londoner wrote:BUMP
Oh God, here we go again. It's like Hamilton hasn't got the ability to use his brain before opening his mouth.
CoopsII wrote:East Londoner wrote:BUMP
Oh God, here we go again. It's like Hamilton hasn't got the ability to use his brain before opening his mouth.
To be fair, IF Rosberg was forever banging on about how German he is, his love for the Fatherland or how great it is to be German, then Hamilton would have a point but I don't recall Rosberg ever doing that.