HWNSNBM Facts

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Jan 2010, 03:17

LucaPacchiarini wrote:He Was Not Speedy? Never Blame Minardi !

Beautiful.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 24 Jan 2010, 13:20

First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing HWNSNBM on the moon and returning him safely to the earth.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 24 Jan 2010, 13:23

Blood, toil, tears and HWNSNBM.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 24 Jan 2010, 13:36

ADx_Wales wrote:Listen, and understand. HWNSNBM is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

That sounds so friggin familiar... But i can't remember for the life of me what it is...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 24 Jan 2010, 22:36

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with HWNSNBM!

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 25 Jan 2010, 02:54

If HWNSNBM did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

& on the 8th day HWNSNBM sayeth. Let there a roaring of mighty engines, & lo there was F1.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 25 Jan 2010, 04:04

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the HWNSNBM party?

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 25 Jan 2010, 05:31

P_Friesacher wrote:Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the HWNSNBM party?

Trick question. Everybody since the dawn of HWNSNBM has been a part of the HWNSNBM party.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Jan 2010, 00:19

What is HWNSNBM? one might also ask the same about birds, "what ARE birds?", we just dont know.

Most people with HWNSNBM dont know they've got it.

The Doctor's actual name is HWNSNBM

The greatest trick HWNSNBM ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 27 Jan 2010, 01:31

When did you last see (your) HWNSNBM?

His Work Not Shakespeare's Nor By Marlowe.

FloProAct · Post by **FloProAct** » 27 Jan 2010, 17:17

ADx_Wales wrote:What is HWNSNBM? one might also ask the same about birds, "what ARE birds?", we just dont know.

The references on this forum get more and more obscure...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 27 Jan 2010, 17:33

HWNSNBM waves his hand and reminds you that these aren't the droids you're looking for.

P_Friesacher wrote:Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the HWNSNBM party?

If that refers to what I think it does, then you get win points.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Jan 2010, 17:41

He cant get win points cos HWNSNBM has all of them.

coops · Post by **coops** » 27 Jan 2010, 17:48

In line with everbody else from Hungary HWNSNBM is always hungry.

FloProAct · Post by **FloProAct** » 27 Jan 2010, 19:26

coops wrote:In line with everbody else from Hungary HWNSNBM is always hungry.

No, that would make him the same as them. Therefore we must conclude that HWNSNBM is NEVER hungry.

coops · Post by **coops** » 27 Jan 2010, 20:02

Umm. Ok then.

People now believe that the answer to life, the universe and everything is not 42 but actually HWNSNBM. And that when Dan Brown began writing his most famous novel it was originally entitled 'The HWNSNBM Code'.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Jan 2010, 20:10

If HWNSNBM actually built the computer that gave the answer to "life, the universe and everything" it would give us the proper answer.

And the theory was that once the answer was discovered, the universe would destroy the answer only to replace it with something more complicated, HWNSNBM would stop that happening.

coops · Post by **coops** » 27 Jan 2010, 20:14

HWNSNBM wouldnt need a bigger boat.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Jan 2010, 20:19

HWNSNBM already had a bigger boat

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 Jan 2010, 20:31

HWNSNBM can split the waters. He doesn't need a boat at all.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Jan 2010, 20:34

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can split the waters. He doesn't need a boat at all.

Which is why HWNSNBM is a wet weather expert.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 27 Jan 2010, 21:05

ADx_Wales wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can split the waters. He doesn't need a boat at all.

HWNSNBM is an expert.

Fixed.

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 27 Jan 2010, 21:13

If HWNSNBM had been a pert he would still be the best pert in the World. He wouldn't be an ex one at all.

Someone had to say it.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Jan 2010, 21:20

HWNSNBM is the only one that can split words up and claim them to be words in their own right.
he is also the only person that is allowed to tamper with peoples previous posts in qote form.

shame on you. lol

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 27 Jan 2010, 22:18

Rage Against the Machine do what HWNSNBM tells them.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 28 Jan 2010, 02:22

Giancarlo Minardi is running for mayor of Faenza only because HWNSNBM told him to.

coops · Post by **coops** » 28 Jan 2010, 07:26

HWNSNBM knows who killed Archie Mitchall.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 28 Jan 2010, 07:29

Kristin Shepard didn't shoot JR. HWNSNBM did

coops · Post by **coops** » 28 Jan 2010, 07:47

HWNSNBM did shoot Ronald Reagan but he was aiming at Kevin Costner.

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 28 Jan 2010, 12:53

When Amundsen arrived at the South Pole he found a HWNSNBM flag already there.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 28 Jan 2010, 14:22

HWNSNBM climbed the Everest with his PS04.

coops · Post by **coops** » 28 Jan 2010, 16:41

HWNSNBM boldly went where no man had gone before!

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 28 Jan 2010, 18:22

HWNSNBM once participated in Indy 500 driving the Lola T97/30 with the Life W12 engine and won the race.
Too bad he was so quick that there is no visual record of his participation.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 28 Jan 2010, 18:29

HWNSNBM is legend.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 28 Jan 2010, 21:31

HWNSNBM Once participated and won the Le Mans 24h driving a Citroen 2CV, alone. He also broke the lap record of the Sarthe circuit and recorded the most completed laps in the history of the race.

Unfortunately his car didn't comply with the ACO rules and any mention of his participation with the race was struck from records.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 29 Jan 2010, 05:00

DonTirri wrote:HWNSNBM Once participated and won the Le Mans 24h driving a Citroen 2CV, alone. He also broke the lap record of the Sarthe circuit and recorded the most completed laps in the history of the race.

Unfortunately his car didn't comply with the ACO rules and any mention of his participation with the race was struck from records.

Actually, the 2CV was within the GT2 class rules, however HWNSNBM disqualified himself because he felt sad that nobody else had a chance to win.

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 29 Jan 2010, 14:14

Breaking away from topic for a moment there is or was a 24hr 2CV race somewhere!?

HWNSNBM can drive more than one car in the same race at the same time. He has won every GP ever. He is a master of disguise.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 29 Jan 2010, 15:20

eagleash wrote:Breaking away from topic for a moment there is or was a 24hr 2CV race somewhere!?

Well, there was a 2CV for raids, the Sahara, with a little engine in both drivetrains to make it a 4X4.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 29 Jan 2010, 16:32

eagleash wrote:Breaking away from topic for a moment there is or was a 24hr 2CV race somewhere!?

Yes there is actually. I think its usually held at Snetterton...

HWNSNBM doesn't need headlights.

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 29 Jan 2010, 17:47

Only HWNSNBM has more racing trivia photos than Kostas.