HWNSNBM Facts

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 29 Jan 2010, 22:50

HWNSNBM detached Firman's rear wing to make possible his debut.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Jan 2010, 22:53

...with mind power

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 29 Jan 2010, 23:13

... with a magic screwdriver powered by his mind power and the muscles in his right arm.

Anyway: HWNSNBM's toast always falls butter side up.
Additionaly, HWNSNBMS's law states that everything that can go right will eventually go right.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 30 Jan 2010, 07:37

HWNSNBM was phone.

coops · Post by **coops** » 30 Jan 2010, 09:29

HWNSNBM is entropy.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 30 Jan 2010, 12:43

HWNSNBM is people.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 30 Jan 2010, 16:00

HWNSNBM is also not people

coops · Post by **coops** » 30 Jan 2010, 18:02

"Obi Wan never told you about you what happened to your father"

"He told me enough. He told me you killed him!"

"No, HWNSNBM is your father!!!"

Post by **Nuppiz** » 30 Jan 2010, 18:13

HWNSNBM disapproves the font color in the above post.

coops · Post by **coops** » 30 Jan 2010, 18:18

HWNSNBM appreciated the change! :lol:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 30 Jan 2010, 18:23

HWNSNBM is tired of random people pretending to be his spokesman, thus creating contradictory statements.

Therefore, HWNSNBM has appointed Jesus as his spokesman to avoid future confusion.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 30 Jan 2010, 18:41

HWNSNBM is coming look busy....

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Jan 2010, 19:33

It is falsely assumed, that on the Beatles HELP! album cover, John, Paul, George and Ringo are each posing as H, E, L and P respectively, in semaphore.

They are actually spelling out HWNSNBM in semaphore.

coops · Post by **coops** » 31 Jan 2010, 10:28

HWNSNBM is he who is X, Y and Z.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 31 Jan 2010, 15:01

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of f***ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f*** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got HWNSNBM?

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Jan 2010, 18:28

Alright...

You've stolen from HWNSNBM...

Congratulations, You're a dead man...

coops · Post by **coops** » 31 Jan 2010, 20:06

HWNSNBM not only killed a Predator to death but he was given an ancent pistol from the other Predators as a mark of respect.

(He also wisely steered clear of those godawful Aliens Vs Predator travesties)

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 02 Feb 2010, 22:57

A monk asked HWNSNBM,
"Does HWNSNBM have the nature of the Buddha?"
HWNSNBM destroyed the temple and the mountain.
The monk was enlightened.

coops · Post by **coops** » 09 Feb 2010, 07:44

During the lull of posts on this thread HWNSNBM has balanced his cheque book.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 09 Feb 2010, 07:47

coops wrote:During the lull of posts on this thread HWNSNBM has balanced his cheque book.

As he has during this lull.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Feb 2010, 23:21

HWNSNBM shot the sherrif AND the deputy...

...AND made it look like suicide.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Feb 2010, 14:55

HWNSNBM shot Mr.Burns.

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 15:51

HWNSNBM, for that matter, shot Liberty Valance.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 11 Feb 2010, 15:57

coops wrote:HWNSNBM, for that matter, shot Liberty Valance.

... as John Ford very well knew.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 11 Feb 2010, 17:00

HWNSNBM's full name will WIN you the game of scrabble no matter what...

...and thats BEFORE you count the triple word score.

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 18:21

HWNSNBM is thought to be the Kwisatz Haderach.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 11 Feb 2010, 18:55

HWNSNBM was last seen given the coice between a red and a blue pill

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 19:58

HWNSNBM burns twice as bright and twice as long.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:01

coops wrote:HWNSNBM burns twice as bright and twice as long.

HWNSNBM is fireproof. He only shines twice as bright.

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:05

It was a Blade Runner reference. I thought we'd gone sci-fi. Ne'ermind!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:09

coops wrote:It was a Blade Runner reference. I thought we'd gone sci-fi. Ne'ermind!

I haven't fallen into such nerdiness depths so far.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:30

There is no Dana, only HWNSNBM

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:40

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him HWNSNBM?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:49

shinji wrote:How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him HWNSNBM?

Approximately equal to the number of race tracks in the world? (And yes, I know the question is supposed to be rhetorical...)

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Feb 2010, 21:10

How much wood could HWNSNBM chuck if HWNSNBM could chuck wood?

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 21:13

Phoenix wrote:
coops wrote:It was a Blade Runner reference. I thought we'd gone sci-fi. Ne'ermind!

I haven't fallen into such nerdiness depths so far.

Give it time.

HWNSNBM doesnt need special specs to see Avatar in 3-D.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 11 Feb 2010, 21:18

thehemogoblin wrote:How much wood could HWNSNBM chuck if HWNSNBM could chuck wood?

However many he likes

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 21:19

HWNSNBM put SKYNET on its ass.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Feb 2010, 21:26

HWNSNBM delivers on Sundays.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 11 Feb 2010, 23:52

HWNSNBM's online video stream can be accessed from an Austrian IP address