Predicament Predictions - 2014 Hungarian Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

Deadline is the conclusion of FP3 as always

Wizzie's Predictions
2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Magnussen
9. Button
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: RoGro
ROTR: Perez (Spends all race trolling around with the Saubers, Marussias and Caterhams of the world after early hair-brained move on RoGro)
IIDOTR: Magnussen (Comes back from Q1 elimination to score points)
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[good_Ralf]

good_Ralf's Predictions
2014 Alonso's First Win was Here Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Vettel
4) Ricciardo
5) Perez
6) Bottas
7) Hulkenberg
8) Alonso
9) Massa
10) Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First DNF: Button
ROTR: Raikkonen
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Number of points scored by Rosset

[Miguel98]

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Ricciardo
6. Bottas
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Bianchi

Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Vergne (takes himself and three other cars in a crash)
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Both Catherams

[Aerospeed]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Hulkenberg
8. Button
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: uhh... Vettel
First DNF: Kvyat
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[bsoyuz]

bsoyuz's Predictions
2014 Hungarian Grand Prix:
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Magnussen
6. Button
7. Alonso
8. Kimi
9. Bianchi
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest lap: Nico Rosberg
First Retirement: Pastor Maldonado
ROTR: Felipe Massa, will derp again
IIDOTR: Jules Bianchi, with most of the field or wrecking or having failures, Jules Bianchi will bring home in 9th place the Marussia (it's so good to dream sometimes)
DBTMOTR: Massa, will derp and finish waaaaaaaay behind his teammate
Minor League Premiership: Bo77as
Non-Qualifiers: Jean-Eric Vergne

[watka]

Watka's Predictions
2014 Palik Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Ricciardo
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Raikkonen
7. Alonso
8. Grosjean
9. Hulkenberg
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The number of humans greater than HWNSNBM (that's none)

[go_Rubens]

go_Rubens's Predictions

2014 Papayas Fly at Sauber GP

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Massa
4. Ricciardo
5. Bottas
6. Magnussen
7. Vettel
8. Hülkenberg
9. Grosjean
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The goals Arsenal scored against Chelsea at their last meeting (0)

[Dj_bereta]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Alonso
6. Hulkenberg
7. Button
8. Perez
9. Magnussen
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel (crashes with Ricciardo)
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: 0

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Predictions

2014 Brainsiege Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Hulkenburg
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Force India
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions

2014 Grand Prix of HWNSNBM's left nipple

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Vettel
7. Pérez
8. Kvyat
9. Hülkenberg
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Kvyat
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2014 HAMILTONWINSLOL Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Ricciardo
3. Alonso
4. Rosberg
5. Bottas
6. Button
7. Massa
8. Maldonado
9. Magnussen
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Vettel (yet another gremlin festers within his RB10)
ROTR: Force India (never once look like points scorers over the entire weekend)
IIDOTR: Maldonado (calm, collected drive to his first points of the season)
DBTMOTR: A Mr K. Raikkonen, please come on down!
MLP: K-Mags
DNQ: Chances of me ever being a fan of the latest NME hype band, Fat White Family (less than half of zero)

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Bottas
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Magnussen
9. Hülkenberg
10. Pérez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Räikkönen
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Shizuka]

2014 Magyar Nagydíj (since I'm Hungarian, why not title in its language? )
1. Hamilton (lights to flag victory, this is one of his power tracks)
2. Rosberg (doesn't worry much about finishing second, calls it damage limitation)
3. Bottas (will feel happy for finishing on the podium despite having a weaker car than it was on the previous three courses)
4. Ricciardo (keeps Seb at bay)
5. Vettel (qualifies third, messes up the start, race for podium is over right there)
6. Alonso (has no chance to push it higher)
7. Magnussen (decent Q3 result, but the car in race trim isn't that good... almost catches Alonso)
8. Hülkenberg (stays out for too long in the first stint, pays his price)
9. Button (again, performs a late-race surge)
10. Perez (fails to get to Q3, but his harder compound strategy for the first stint doesn't help much)

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Vergne
RotR: Toro Rosso - how on earth do you double DNF with engine failure?
IIDOTR: again, it is going to be Bottas due to his race pace
DBTMOTR: Massa (doesn't get to Q3, and then promptly trundles around fighting Kimi behind the top 10)
MLP: Magnussen (because Kvyat's car triggers a selfigniton mode again)
DNQ: None

[Ataxia]

Ataxia's Predictions
2014 Magical Magyar Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Hamilton
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Bottas
7. Hulkenberg
8. Magnussen
9. Grosjean
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Alextrax52]

2014 Monaco without the barriers GP

1 Rosberg
2 Bottas
3 Vettel
4 Alonso
5 Ricciardo
6 Hulkenberg
7 Perez
8 Massa
9 Raikkonen
10 Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Hamilton (Does a Senna a la Monaco 1988)
IIDOTR: MALDONADO!!
DBTMOTR: Grosjean (Nowhere near Maldonado)
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Podiums scored by Adrian Sutil (0)

[W12]

'14 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Hulkenberg
7. Räikkönen
8. Button
9. Magnussen
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: RoGro (Crashes)
IIDOTR: Räikkönen
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: NOPE

[FMecha]

2014 HWNSNBM Approved Boredom

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Ricciardo
7. Kyvat
8. Magnussen
9. Perez
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Rosberg (bins it, then whines)
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Kyvat

[Cynon]

2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Ricciardo
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Magnussen
9. Button
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Grosjean (11th place)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[HawkAussie]

HawkAussie
2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Magnussen
7. Perez
8. Vergne
9. Button
10. Vettel

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Hungary
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions
2014 "From horsemen to mathematicians and then to behind the Iron Curtain" Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Bottas
4) Vettel
5) Alonso
6) Ricciardo
7) Massa
8) Hulkenberg
9) Button
10) Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

Tristan1117's Predictions
2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Hulkenberg
7. Perez
8. Magnussen
9. Massa
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Pastor
ROTR: Hungaroring
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Enforcer]

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Vettel
7. Magnussen
8. Button
9. Ricciardo
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Massa (stops talking for a race)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[dr-baker]

2014 Very Hungary Caterpillar Grand Prix

1. Bottas
2. Rosberg
3. Hamilton
4. Hulkenberg
5. Alonso
6. Ricciardo
7. Perez
8. Massa
9. Kimi
10. Vettel

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Bernard Charles Ecclescake
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Not one

[roblo97]

2014 I have been watching F1 for a decade now Hungarian GP.

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. K Mags
7. Grosjean
8. Maldonado
9. Vergne
10. Button

ROTR. Raikonen
IIOTR. Lotus
MLP. K Mags
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
DBTMOTR. Massa
DNQ. Square root of 9 minus number of players Luis Suarez has eaten mid match.

[More_Blue_Flags]

More_Blue_Flags Predictions
2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Bottas
6. Raikkonen
7. Magnussen
8. Button
9. Vergne
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Ericcson
IIDOTR: Vettel, just comes out ahead in another epic fight with Alonso
DBTMOTR: Maldonaldo
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

EDIT - If double points joker is still a thing, I might as well take it here

[Rocks with Salt]

For this round myself and the RandomBot are activating DOUBLE POINTS!!!!

Rocks with Salt's Predictions

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Bottas
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Magnussen
10. Raikkonen

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Random.org's Predictions
1. Alonso
2. Chilton
3. Rosberg
4. Gutierrez
5. Raikkonen
6. Kobayashi
7. Vettel
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Ericsson

Pole Position: Alonso
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez
First Retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Ericsson
DNQ: None

[SgtPepper]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Ricky
6. Button
7. Vettel
8. Kimi
9. KMags
10. Hulk

Pole - Hamilton
Fastest lap - Bottas
First retirement - Gut Squared
ROTR - Maldonado
IIDOTR - Bottas
DBTMOTR - Massa
MLP: Magnussen

[mash]

mash's Predictions
2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Raikkonen
9. Hulkenberg
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Ericsson
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions
2014 Might As Well Call It The Second Austrian Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Räikkönen
6. Massa
7. Pérez
8. Hülkenberg
9. Maldonado
10. Magnussen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Mercedes strategy (get their reaction to incoming rain completely wrong, making them lose an easy 1-2)
IIDOTR: Maldonado (scores points seemingly out of nowhere)
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[GwilymJJames]

Gwilym's Predictions
2014 Hungary Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Raikkonen
8. Magnussen
9. Perez
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Kobayashi