Caption this!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 06 Sep 2014, 16:12

Jocke1 wrote:

Ericsson's got a neat Minecraft skin -- himself!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 06 Sep 2014, 16:36

"So this is us then, eh Kimi? The two of us representing the great nation of Finland"

"No, there's that other guy. Heikki something"

"Er, Kovalainen's out. Has been for a long time"

"You sure? I thought I overtook him last time out, I took him then Fisichella at Eau Rouge."

"Um. I'm going to walk away now"

"See you out there Mika"

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 06 Sep 2014, 22:06

"Hey Kimi, any advice you can give, now that I've actually gained some attention?"

"Well... whatever you do, NEVER eat ice cream in live TV. The neckbeards in teh interwebz will NEVER let you live it down. No matter how stupid and outdated the joke is."

"Umm... okay? anything else?"

"No."

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 06 Sep 2014, 22:10

Jocke1 wrote:

Sightings of a dyed blonde Stan Smith in the F1 paddock were confirmed today. Caterham are poised to announce imminent sponsorship from the CIA.

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 06 Sep 2014, 22:51

Jocke1 wrote:

"I know all your sweet driving moves, your catchphrases, I'm your number one fan:
IncrediBoy!"

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 07 Sep 2014, 05:05

Ericsson does his Jay Leno impersonation.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 Sep 2014, 19:11

DOSBoot wrote:

Ericsson does his impersonation of Jay Leno doing his impersonation of David Coulthard...

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 08 Sep 2014, 16:17

dr-baker wrote:
DOSBoot wrote:

Ericsson does his impersonation of Jay Leno doing his impersonation of David Coulthard...

While booting himself up...

watka · Post by **watka** » 08 Sep 2014, 17:21

CoopsII's caption for the Bottas-Raikkonen picture is brilliant :lol:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 10 Sep 2014, 11:02

As ever, Alonso tried to remain positive about Ferrari's latest developments for the F14 T.

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 10 Sep 2014, 11:25

Alonso: I wanna race this for Singapore instead of the mierda Ferrari have built!

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 10 Sep 2014, 18:41

I dunno about these 2015 regulations changes, you guys...

danfilm007 · Post by **danfilm007** » 10 Sep 2014, 20:58

Reverie Planetarian wrote:

Still faster than Max Chilton...

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 10 Sep 2014, 21:05

danfilm007 wrote:
Reverie Planetarian wrote:

Still faster than Marcus Ericsson

Fixed

watka · Post by **watka** » 10 Sep 2014, 22:09

danfilm007 wrote:
Reverie Planetarian wrote:

Still faster than Felipe Massa...

Double fixed

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Sep 2014, 07:27

Alonso tweeted this picture of the current crop of drivers as old men. I don't know why Massa is on it twice but Ericsson appears to be wearing a toupe :lol:

Oh, and I guess Fernando reckons Grosjean and Bianchi won't make it to that age :lol:

AustralianStig · Post by **AustralianStig** » 16 Sep 2014, 08:15

CoopsII wrote:Alonso tweeted this picture of the current crop of drivers as old men. I don't know why Massa is on it twice but Ericsson appears to be wearing a toupe

Oh, and I guess Fernando reckons Grosjean and Bianchi won't make it to that age

Erm, I'm pretty sure it's the drivers' hair swapped, not as old men :lol:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Sep 2014, 08:22

AustralianStig wrote:Erm, I'm pretty sure it's the drivers' hair swapped, not as old men

Gah! I think you're right. I'm still not sure why two of them have been missed out though :lol:

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 16 Sep 2014, 09:27

Ericsson and Kobayashi look excellent swapped. Mainly because Kamui looks like he belongs in J-Pop, and Marcus because, well, he looks like this

Post by **tommykl** » 16 Sep 2014, 17:07

CoopsII wrote:
AustralianStig wrote:Erm, I'm pretty sure it's the drivers' hair swapped, not as old men

Gah! I think you're right. I'm still not sure why two of them have been missed out though

Two of them? There's also Vettel, Button, Pérez and Hülkenberg missing

Post by **Ataxia** » 17 Sep 2014, 11:59

tommykl wrote:
CoopsII wrote:
AustralianStig wrote:Erm, I'm pretty sure it's the drivers' hair swapped, not as old men

Gah! I think you're right. I'm still not sure why two of them have been missed out though

Two of them? There's also Vettel, Button, Pérez and Hülkenberg missing

There IS one of the rest doing the rounds somewhere, I just don't really want to go and look for it!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 17 Sep 2014, 12:22

I happened to have it on my hard drive... is this it?

edit: no... interesting to see my version has 16 drivers and not 17 :lol:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 17 Sep 2014, 14:42

After Pascal Wehrlein gets the call-up from Merc F1 fellow DTM-er Bruno Spengler shows just how far he'd go to get a drive....

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 18 Sep 2014, 08:29

CoopsII wrote:
After Pascal Wehrlein gets the call-up from Merc F1 fellow DTM-er Bruno Spengler shows just how far he'd go to get a drive....

Also the fact that the Deutsche Post sticker could be interpreted as "I Love Horn" doesn't help ...

hootie · Post by **hootie** » 18 Sep 2014, 15:58

taken from https://twitter.com/GrandPrixDiary
hootie

Post by **Nuppiz** » 18 Sep 2014, 16:50

Two polo shirts for only $89, a real bargain! And this shiny replica wheel for only $399!
Alonso: I didn't have this in mind when they offered me a contract extension...

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 18 Sep 2014, 18:42

"**CHECKOUT NUMBER 5 PLEASE**"

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 19 Sep 2014, 21:48

Kimi Ricciardo. Daniel Raikkonen
from WTF1

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Sep 2014, 09:10

CoopsII wrote:
"**CHECKOUT NUMBER 5 PLEASE**"

Would you like an added 1 year's warranty for an extra 10 million euros?

hootie · Post by **hootie** » 21 Sep 2014, 07:58

massa and bottas, walking in the rain

taken from https://twitter.com/NobleF1
hootie

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 21 Sep 2014, 10:48

"I'm telling you, they've all f**cked off. We'll have to sleep on the track. How do we turn the lights off?"

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 23 Sep 2014, 11:40

More terrifying than a whole field of Maldonados.

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 23 Sep 2014, 14:34

Cynon wrote:

More terrifying than a whole grid of wsrgo's avatars.

Fixed.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 02 Oct 2014, 12:24

danfilm007 · Post by **danfilm007** » 02 Oct 2014, 16:08

Salamander wrote:
Good job Lewis got the bad car this week!

Oh, bugger!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 03 Oct 2014, 06:41

"To even things up from Singapore I put some salt in the fuel for car number 6!"

"Oh wait, hang on..."

Aguaman · Post by **Aguaman** » 03 Oct 2014, 11:11

"And then Lewis told me he wanted to get married to the love of his life after watching The Little Mermaid!!! Who gets married these days?"

"Ohhhh.....yeah..."

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 03 Oct 2014, 13:47

Imagine how terrifying the Raikkonen-Ricciardo hybrid photo would be if they spliced a picture of 2012-spec Ricciardo's mouth (with the braces on his teeth from back then) into that picture of Kimi. Or Vettel's mouth from the pre-BMW days!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Oct 2014, 00:43

"Lewis is being a princess again. What's so bad about the Kamui Kobayashi Klub?"

"... Ooh."