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The reason Hungary did not win the 1954 World Cup Final was because HWNSNBM (who had been playing in the tournament under the name of Sándor Kocsis) was at Reims politely telling Alfred Neubauer to let Fangio win instead of Kling under the reasoning that "your country's drivers won enough titles in the '30s".
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This song plays every time HWNSNBM is about to sneeze
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Cid from the Final Fantasy series is just various forms of HWNSNBM.
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HWNSNBM is responsible for leaking all these photographs of naked celebrities.

They're all taken by him from his personal collection.
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HWNSNBM does not do selfies, he places them with a single portrait of David Suchet
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Fact: Captain Hammer forgot himself and mentioned HWNSNBM by name, and disappeared for eighteen months. To this day, he has no memory of where he was.
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Captain Hammer wrote:Fact: Captain Hammer forgot himself and mentioned HWNSNBM by name, and disappeared for eighteen months. To this day, he has no memory of where he was.

:lol:
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HWNSNBM is Driverone Williams.
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Simtek wrote:HWNSNBM is Driverone Williams.

Nice.

Also, HWNSNBM has already filmed a full series of Top Gear.

But only he's allowed to watch it.
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Simtek wrote:HWNSNBM is Driverone Williams.

Nice.

Also, HWNSNBM has already filmed a full series of Top Gear.

But only he's allowed to watch it.

Because HWNSNBM is The Stig.
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HWNSNBM is allergic to papayas. That is why he views them as a weapon and wishes to throw them as far away from himself as he can.
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But if that was the case, wouldn't his hands swell up to the size of medicine balls when he picked one up to throw it?
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dinizintheoven wrote:But if that was the case, wouldn't his hands swell up to the size of medicine balls when he picked one up to throw it?

He wears gloves and fireproof race overalls. :facepalm:
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dr-baker wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:But if that was the case, wouldn't his hands swell up to the size of medicine balls when he picked one up to throw it?

He wears gloves and fireproof race overalls. :facepalm:

^^ This guy
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HWNSNBM wears gloves and raceproof overalls... even when he's not racing?

Is that a new HWNSNBM fact?
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dinizintheoven wrote:HWNSNBM wears gloves and raceproof overalls... even when he's not racing?

Is that a new HWNSNBM fact?

Well, the Stig was created in his image...
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